"Yep - just as I thought - your set's clogged up with televangelists again."
"Actually, there are no fast food franchises that want you to sell out for them."
Make sure you have the winning lotto number before telling everybody off at your crummy job.
At the convention of mediocre performance artists
"Excuse me - my quacker just went off."
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