Another session in the simulator at the Top Pirate Academy
The little piggy that drank too much coffee at the office and went wee-wee-wee all the way home
"It's called a puppy - it's kind of like Prozac."
Until the authorities stepped in, hundreds, if not thousands, of 9-year-old boys jammed the lines of 1-900-BELCHER.
"Oh gawd - here comes Lenny with something he picked up off the toilet seat!"
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