Scene 1.V.
Cyrano, Le Bret.
CYRANO (to Le Bret):
Now talk - I listen.
(He stands at the buffet, and placing before him first the macaroon):
Dinner! . . .
(then the grapes):
Dessert! . . .
(then the glass of water):
Wine! . . .
(he seats himself):
So! And now to table!
Ah! I was hungry, friend, nay, ravenous!
(eating):
You said - ?
LE BRET:
These fops, would-be belligerent,
Will, if you heed them only, turn your head! . . .
Ask people of good sense if you would know
The effect of your fine insolence -
CYRANO (finishing his macaroon):
Enormous!
LE BRET:
The Cardinal . . .
CYRANO (radiant):
The Cardinal - was there?
LE BRET:
Must have thought it . . .
CYRANO:
Original, i' faith!
LE BRET:
But . . .
CYRANO:
He's an author. 'Twill not fail to please him
That I should mar a brother-author's play.
LE BRET:
You make too many enemies by far!
CYRANO (eating his grapes):
How many think you I have made to-night?
LE BRET:
Forty, no less, not counting ladies.
CYRANO:
Count!
LE BRET:
Montfleury first, the bourgeois, then De Guiche,
The Viscount, Baro, the Academy . . .
CYRANO:
Enough! I am o'erjoyed!
LE BRET:
But these strange ways,
Where will they lead you, at the end? Explain
Your system - come!
CYRANO:
I in a labyrinth
Was lost - too many different paths to choose;
I took . . .
LE BRET:
Which?
CYRANO:
Oh! by far the simplest path . . .
Decided to be admirable in all!
LE BRET (shrugging his shoulders):
So be it! But the motive of your hate
To Montfleury - come, tell me!
CYRANO (rising):
This Silenus,
Big-bellied, coarse, still deems himself a peril -
A danger to the love of lovely ladies,
And, while he sputters out his actor's part,
Makes sheep's eyes at their boxes - goggling frog!
I hate him since the evening he presumed
To raise his eyes to hers . . .Meseemed I saw
A slug crawl slavering o'er a flower's petals!
LE BRET (stupefied):
How now? What? Can it be . . .?
CYRANO (laughing bitterly):
That I should love? . . .
(Changing his tone, gravely):
I love.
LE BRET:
And may I know? . . .You never said . . .
CYRANO:
Come now, bethink you! . . .The fond hope to be
Beloved, e'en by some poor graceless lady,
Is, by this nose of mine for aye bereft me;
- This lengthy nose which, go where'er I will,
Pokes yet a quarter-mile ahead of me;
But I may love - and who? 'Tis Fate's decree
I love the fairest - how were't otherwise?
LE BRET:
The fairest? . . .
CYRANO:
Ay, the fairest of the world,
Most brilliant - most refined - most golden-haired!
LE BRET:
Who is this lady?
CYRANO:
She's a danger mortal,
All unsuspicious - full of charms unconscious,
Like a sweet perfumed rose - a snare of nature,
Within whose petals Cupid lurks in ambush!
He who has seen her smile has known perfection,
- Instilling into trifles grace's essence,
Divinity in every careless gesture;
Not Venus' self can mount her conch blown sea-ward,
As she can step into her chaise a porteurs,
Nor Dian fleet across the woods spring-flowered,
Light as my Lady o'er the stones of Paris! . . .
LE BRET:
Sapristi! all is clear!
CYRANO:
As spiderwebs!
LE BRET:
Your cousin, Madeleine Robin?
CYRANO:
Roxane!
LE BRET:
Well, but so much the better! Tell her so!
She saw your triumph here this very night!
CYRANO:
Look well at me - then tell me, with what hope
This vile protuberance can inspire my heart!
I do not lull me with illusions - yet
At times I'm weak: in evening hours dim
I enter some fair pleasance, perfumed sweet;
With my poor ugly devil of a nose
I scent spring's essence - in the silver rays
I see some knight - a lady on his arm,
And think 'To saunter thus 'neath the moonshine,
I were fain to have my lady, too, beside!'
Thought soars to ecstasy . . .O sudden fall!
- The shadow of my profile on the wall!
LE BRET (tenderly):
My friend! . . .
CYRANO:
My friend, at times 'tis hard, 'tis bitter,
To feel my loneliness - my own ill-favor . . .
LE BRET (taking his hand):
You weep?
CYRANO:
No, never! Think, how vilely suited
Adown this nose a tear its passage tracing!
I never will, while of myself I'm master,
let the divinity of tears - their beauty
Be wedded to such common ugly grossness.
Nothing more solemn than a tear - sublimer;
And I would not by weeping turn to laughter
The grave emotion that a tear engenders!
LE BRET:
Never be sad! What's love? - a chance of Fortune!
CYRANO (shaking his head):
Look I a Caesar to woo Cleopatra?
A Tito to aspire to Berenice?
LE BRET:
Your courage and your wit! - The little maid
Who offered you refreshment even now,
Her eyes did not abhor you - you saw well!
CYRANO (impressed):
True!
LE BRET:
Well, how then? . . .I saw Roxane herself
Was death-pale as she watched the duel.
CYRANO:
Pale?
LE BRET:
Her heart, her fancy, are already caught!
Put it to th' touch!
CYRANO:
That she may mock my face?
That is the one thing on this earth I fear!
THE PORTER (introducing some one to Cyrano):
Sir, some one asks for you . . .
CYRANO (seeing the duenna):
God! her duenna!
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