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Re: FW: dog haiku
Perfect end to a difficult week. Thank you, Michelle. Did you write those
yourself?
Best wishes,
Thomas Berry, Archivist
Historical Construction Equipment Association
16623 Liberty Hi Road
Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
Fax 419-352-6086
tberry@wcnet.org
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Michelle Mumaw wrote:
> Dog Haiku
> I love my master
> Thus I perfume myself with
> This long-rotten squirrel.
>
> I lie belly-up
> In the sunshine, happier than
> You ever will be
>
> Today I sniffed
> Many dog behinds-I celebrate
> By kissing your face.
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Paper boy-come to kill us all-
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Garbage man-come to kill us all-
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I lift my leg and
> Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot-
> Sniff this and weep
>
> How do I love thee?
> The ways are numberless as
> My hairs on the rug.
>
> My human is home!
> I am so ecstatic I have
> Made a puddle
>
> I Hate my choke chain-
> Look, world, they strangle me!
> Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
>
> Sleeping here, my chin
> On your foot -no greater bliss-well,
> Maybe catching rats
>
> Look in my eyes and
> Deny it. No human could
> Love you as much I do
>
> The cat is not all
> Bad-she fills the litter box
> With Tootsie Rolls
>
> Dig under fence-why?
> Because it's there. Because it's
> There. Because it's there.
>
> I am your best friend,
> Now, always, and especially
> When you are eating.
>
> My owners' mood is
> Romantic-I lie near their
> Feet. I fart a big one.
>
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