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Re: FW: dog haiku



Perfect end to a difficult week. Thank you, Michelle. Did you write those
yourself?

Best wishes,

Thomas Berry, Archivist
Historical Construction Equipment Association
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Bowling Green, Ohio 43402
Phone 419-352-5616
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Michelle Mumaw wrote:

> Dog Haiku
>                                       I love my master
>                                       Thus I perfume myself with
>                                      This long-rotten squirrel.
>
>                            I lie belly-up
>                                       In the sunshine, happier than
>                                      You ever will be
>
>                          Today I sniffed
>                                       Many dog behinds-I celebrate
>                           By kissing your face.
>
>                                       I sound the alarm!
>                                       Paper boy-come to kill us all-
>                                    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>                                       I sound the alarm!
>                                       Garbage man-come to kill us all-
>                                       Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
>                                      I lift my leg and
>                                       Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot-
>                                       Sniff this and weep
>
>                                       How do I love thee?
>                                      The ways are numberless as
>                                       My hairs on the rug.
>
>                                       My human is home!
>                                       I am so ecstatic I have
>                                       Made a puddle
>
>                                       I Hate my choke chain-
>                                       Look, world, they strangle me!
>                         Ack  Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
>
>                                       Sleeping here, my chin
>                                     On your foot -no greater bliss-well,
>                                       Maybe catching rats
>
>                                       Look in my eyes and
>                                       Deny it. No human could
>                                       Love you as much I do
>
>                                       The cat is not all
>                                       Bad-she fills the litter box
>                                       With Tootsie Rolls
>
>                                       Dig under fence-why?
>                                       Because it's there. Because it's
>                                       There. Because it's there.
>
>                                       I am your best friend,
>                                       Now, always, and especially
>                                      When you are eating.
>
>                                       My owners' mood is
>                                       Romantic-I lie near their
>                                       Feet. I fart a big one.
>
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