I took the advice of Mr. McManlyPants and installed (well, I think installed is a rather strong term for ‘copied over some file and blammo, it works’ but whatever) ShortStat.

And, eep. There are, like, people out there. People I obviously don’t know since there’s 300-some visits since late late late Monday night/Tuesday morning, and I don’t think I know 300 people, let alone 300 people who should be reading my innermost thoughts over The Holidays when they could be sleeping or taking Jell-O® shots or playing with new video games. So, hello random strangers. And what? Isn’t that what everybody else does over the holidays?

The popular searches aren’t nearly as exciting (read: obscene) as I’ve seen elsewhere. In fact, they make pretty perfect sense:

  • perfect gingerbread cookies
    If you’re here for that, MAN, are you in luck. Best. Gingerbread. Ever. Well, more snappy than bread-y, but it’s basically hot buttered awesome. Ask around; the natives will vouch.
  • knitting
    This is NOT a knitting blog, dammit.
  • hands, hand fetish
    Lo, internets, how well you know me.

Then there was other random stuff that was mostly part of a title of a post or something. And, wow, people read parts of the site I never expected them to read. Guess I should fix those templates, eh?

Also, I noted that McManlyPants tagged me with some meme or whatnot, and ehhh, I’ll get to it. I’m on vacation. In good time. I might need to go back to my Sims, who are into their second generation who have NOT died while making Bananas Foster. And making soup. Mmmmmmm, chowda. Experimental chowda.

One response to “stats”

  1. Robust McManlyPants Says:

    Man, those gingerbread folks have hit frickin’ paydirt if they end up here!

    Also, yeah, “installed” is a strong term for ShortStat. It is like the gods themselves wrote it.

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