24: season 6, hour 5

Same as the others–if you’re avoiding 24, this isn’t the place to be.

  1. Bye-bye Valencia. 12,000 dead. Though, really, a bomb has exploded on 24 soil before. Ok, so it was in the desert. Whatever. But they’re all acting like it’s the first time.
  2. President Palmer’s heading to the bunker. That’s a really sweet bunker they have there–mmm, it looks a bit like (dare I say it?) Section.
  3. Chloe, the people you know keep dying because you’re on 24. If you want an easier go of it, join the cast of 7th Heaven. And, uh-oh, it’s never good when Chloe has a bad feeling about everything.
  4. Also, Jack’s quit before. He’s had to kill people he knows before. So, hey, get on with it.
  5. I still can’t get over Mick Schtoppel.
  6. McCarthy. That’s an interesting choice.
  7. Aaaaaand, Jack’s back. You know he couldn’t stay away after a nuclear bomb.
  8. Dude, that is totally section. They just painted it black. And they’re missing the center of the table holo-screens. I totally miss those.
  9. Damn, McBeal. That’s balls. “The President is talking, Admiral. Do NOT interrupt.” You go on you evil little man. You evil little thoughtful man. Stop stroking your chin. It makes me think you’re up to something. You’re totally up to something, aren’t you?
  10. I’m still totally hot for Bashir. But he’s gonna turn. Or something.
  11. Maybe Romano’s gonna be Russian? That would be interesting.
  12. Jack has a dad? Ok, well. That’s news. He’s new. I guess I can give them credit for not bringing in babies or another new girlfriend.
  13. Please please please let it be Donald Sutherland.
  14. Poor Walid. He’s too smart and curious to play dumb.
  15. A brother? Please please please don’t let it be Charlie Sheen.
  16. Wha? Aiee! It is NOT POSSIBLE that Dr. Romano is Jack’s brother. Ew ew ew ew ew ew EW. Can’t it please be Charlie Sheen? And they even gave him a cool name like ‘Grey.’ For Dr. Romano. What a waste. Though I guess… they’re both… short?
  17. Jack totally knows his brother is a terrorist. A terrorist married, apparently, to Linda Carter. A terrorist with a very small penis and a very large complex. Squee!
  18. You know, President Palmer is really kinda… presidential.
  19. Who the hell is that annoying blonde with Darren (the Russian)? I feel like I’ve seen her on a soap or something…
  20. Like I said, Jack totally knows his brother is a terrorist.
  21. YAY! Jack is going to kick Dr. Romano’s ass! Yay!
  22. Ok, I must admit. I’m starting to like Biscuit McBeal, the Hobbit Chief of Staff. Just a little.

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