24: season 6, hour 10

We will continue our regularly-scheduled 24 synopsis, with only a small margin of error for illness. In other words, anything wonky that shows up this week? Can be blamed on Nyquil instead of just my usual charm.

  1. Uh-oh. Bashir’s gonna be the fall guy for another Palmer assassination. Oh dear. I don’t want to watch another Palmer die. I really don’t.
  2. Tom, you’re really not that evil. Are you? Huh, McBeal? Biscuit? Please don’t be totally evil.
  3. Awww, Mick. Didn’t know you were an alcoholic AND a bulimiac.
  4. Yay! Biscuit’s not a bad guy. Or he’s less bad. Or something. “Nothing justifies the killing of a President.” You tell him, Biscuit!
  5. Oooh, Wonder Woman. When Jack says ‘everything is going to be all right.’ it never is.
  6. Daddy Bauer’s a patriot? Sure. Except patriots don’t say ‘civil servant’ with that amount of venom.
  7. Also, Jack left Marilyn with a gun. She’ll kill Daddy Bauer. You learn to count those loose ends on 24. Or… maybe he’ll just vanish. Damn. It’s the cold medicine.
  8. Logan? LOGAN? Son of a bitch!

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