24: season 6, hour 12

The halfway point of a season of 24.

  1. Damn, I knew Bashir was going to buy it. And they totally think he did it. Awww, poor hot Bashir. Who jumped on the bomb to try and save the President. Awww.
  2. But, uh-oh, now they really want Lennox. And Chad Lowe is facing a tough choice. Aaaand, Chad Lowe is an idiot. He’s going to reason Biscuit into completely changing his mind about attempted assassination.
  3. Oooooh, I knew Rob Lowe would regret that. Oh, and boy howdy! Fierce Biscuit! Fierce:

    Agent Lowry, these men are responsible for the attempted assassination of the President. I’m surrendering myself into custody until I can talk to the Attorney General. But I want them arrested now.

  4. Jack makes a really hot Secret Service agent.
  5. The evil Russian consulate has a very scary nose.
  6. Oh dear. Chinese prison last year, Russian gulag this year. Dude should try and stay out of foreign prisons.
  7. And, oh, Biscuit…
  8. And, oh, Jack. I’m really starting to think you might have lost your mind. I mean, usually, you stick to the personally damaging forms of sacrifice. And you’re kind of a rules guy. Well, except for the ones about torture. Or murder. Or, well, ok. So maybe you’re the same.
  9. That whole thing where 24 was going to have slightly less gore and torture? I think that goes right out the window when people are cutting off people’s fingers with cigar blades. Ow ow ow ow ow.
  10. And off to the gulag with you, Jack Bauer.
  11. But you have the power of goodness and can convince even hardened Russian security officers to hear your plea and do your bidding… but, oh well, then they get shot in the head. Shit happens, especially seconds before the hour is up.
  12. And next week: The good? Return of nutty Mrs. Logan. And buddy does she look pissed. Woot! The bad? RICK SHROEDER? Little Silver Spoons is coming to CTU. Please, God, no.

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