Archive for the 'rant' Category

Well, /duh/.

Monday, June 18th, 2007

Turned on the TV when I got home, and the local news was on. Fortunate timing, otherwise I would have missed this absolute gem (And the emphasis? Is totally the newscaster’s.): [ A shot of a fat white dude, shirt doffed, big tattoo clearly visible on his chest. ] “Police say 45-year-old Tony Finch, a […]

I can’t believe people pay them to do this.

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

What does it say, really, when Geraldo is the sane one?


Friday, December 22nd, 2006

Now that I am on vacation, I’m going to try to finish a few musty blog posts that I’ve been meaning to get to. The first is my commentary on a Salon article savaging Annie Liebowitz for publishing a very personal memoir of photos from her personal collection. Karnasiewicz’s comments are a brilliant example of […]

Ok, Mouse.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

I just saw The Frog pitching a new “green” Ford Monstrosity. Their new “hybrid” SUV. THE FROG SHOULD NOT PITCH THINGS. And especially not with that song. My gods, have you no decency?

The Prairie Muffin Manifesto

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

“[Prairie Muffins] are also happy that their husbands are masculine, and they do not diminish that masculinity by harping on habits which emanate from the fact that boys will be boys, even when they grow up. In addition, Prairie Muffins are careful not to use their feminine, hormotional weaknesses to excuse sinful attitudes and actions, […]

New Orleans, of the present

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

If this account is in any way true, it speaks of neglect and maliciousness that I can hardly fathom. Just as dusk set in, a Gretna Sheriff showed up, jumped out of his patrol vehicle, aimed his gun at our faces, screaming, “Get off the fucking freeway”. A helicopter arrived and used the wind from […]


Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005

Thanks, Pivot, for eating all my users. Thanks, Pivot, for eating all my categories too. Oh yeah, and it was nice of you to also suddenly lose the ability to accept comments sometime back in DECEMBER and not tell me about it. You, my bloggy little tool, are a PIECE OF CRAP AND I HATE […]

Eat me, script kiddies.

Tuesday, December 21st, 2004

If you visited this morning, you might have noticed evidence of the Santy worm having a little snack on my hapless blog. Malicious morons who run around writing these sort of shit programs ought to be taken out back and soundly beaten by their mommies, or better yet, by my mommy, who would have never […]


Sunday, December 12th, 2004

Read: Marine chooses wedding ring over finger. There are several things that come to mind when one reads a tale such as this. Those things are– in no uncertain order, and obviously after the reflexive ‘what-the-fuck’– listed below for your convenience: You know, a *ring* can be replaced. It is a symbol of your love, […]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Monday, October 18th, 2004

In the upcoming election, 11 states have on the ballot initiatives to either block, ban, or discourage gay partnerships. The Republican euphamism is ‘protect marriage,’ but it’s clear after even a moment’s study that their only intent is to damage, deny, or denigrate homosexual relationships. To ensure that queer partners are ‘less’ than straight ones. […]