Exegetical Considerations
Mark Markham
markhamm at topsurf.com
Mon Oct 11 15:45:05 EDT 1999
Dear George,
Unless we have Gracea font and rich text ability we missed the Greekness of the messgae below. BTW The font did come in clear for me-- you must use logos or one of my other Greek progies that installed my font.
Grace
Mark
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set <br>
2. A day without sunshine is like, night <br>
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. <br>
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. <br>
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. <br>
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. <br>
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. <br>
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be <br>
misquoted, then used against you. <br>
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. <br>
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet. <br>
11. Remember half the people you know are below average. <br>
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it <br>
remains? <br>
13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool. <br>
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. <br>
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest. <br>
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. <br>
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
<br>
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the <br>
cheese. <br>
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. <br>
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good. <br>
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. <br>
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? <br>
23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. <br>
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. <br>
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. <br>
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people <br>
have. <br>
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
<br>
going the wrong way. <br>
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you <br>
tried. <br>
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. <br>
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you <br>
need it. <br>
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. <br>
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks <br>
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. <br>
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake. <br>
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. <br>
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required <br>
on it. <br>
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the <br>
softness of the bread. <br>
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the <br>
ability to reach it. <br>
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from <br>
many is research. <br>
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above <br>
your principles. <br>
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. <br>
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. <br>
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning. <br>
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no <br>
lifeguard. <br>
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to <br>
catchup. <br>
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. <br>
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. <br>
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! <br>
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. <br>
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! <br>
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. <br>
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... <br>
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. <br>
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.<br>
<br>
----- Original Message -----
From: George Goolde
To: Biblical Greek
Sent: Monday, October 11, 1999 7:02 PM
Subject: Exegetical Considerations
I received the following from another list member and thought it would be of benefit to the entire list!
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people
have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required
on it.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the
softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above
your principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to
catchup.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Enjoy!
George
George A. Goolde
Professor, Bible and Theology
Southern California Bible College & Seminary
El Cajon, California
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