Biblical Humor
Tony Costa
tmcos at hotmail.com
Fri Feb 23 18:37:09 EST 2001
>From: "Dave Washburn" <dwashbur at nyx.net>
>Reply-To: "Dave Washburn" <dwashbur at nyx.net>
>To: Biblical Hebrew <b-hebrew at franklin.oit.unc.edu>
>Subject: Re: Biblical Humor
>Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 06:19:28 -0700
>
> > Don't forget the shortest man in the Bible, Bildad the Shuhite.
>
>Yeah, they used to think it was Knee-high-miah...the Bible starts
>with a baseball game, "In the big inning"...
>
> > And for the Christians on the list, the most awkward man in the gospels
>was
> > the father of the Prodigal son, who "went out to meet [his returning
>son]
> > and fell on his neck."
Imagine "falling on their faces"! Ouch, that must have hurt. (Rev 11:16 KJV)
>
>LOL! I hadn't heard that one before. Thanks!
Some of my favourites are:
1. The sect of the Saducees did not believe in the resurrection of the body,
that's why they were SAD-U-CEE? (Sad you see?)
2.The little girl asked her Sunday school teacher who "Lo" was because in
the Bible she encounted her, as in "...Lo, I am with you always..." (Matt
28:20 KJV)
>
>
>Dave Washburn
>http://www.nyx.net/~dwashbur
>"No study of probabilities inside a given frame can ever
>tell us how probable it is that the frame itself can be
>violated." C. S. Lewis
>
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