From: Chris Uzzi (
Date: Thu Apr 11 1996 - 15:42:50 EDT

I don't mind the former and agree to the latter.

Grace To You All


>If everyone feels this way, and you do not want some humor "once in a while",
>please let me know. Maybe we can find a nicer way to say things, since we do
>profess to be Christians
>Doug Jantz
>Forwarded message:
>From: (Mick Matousek)
>Date: 96-04-10 21:17:37 EDT
>Your action assumed anyone else cared. Of all the self - centered things
>to do, send a joke to a mail list which is not rec.humor.jokes.
>>The following was given to me by our postmaster, because I have been
>>receiving a lot of chain letters. She thought I might want to share it with
>>all of you. So, here it is!
>>Appropriate for this time of year.
>>A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing
>> Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
>>When the Postal authorities received the letter addressed "God USA" they
>>decided to send the letter to President Clinton.
>>The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his
>>secretary to send the little boy $5. Clinton thought this would appear to
>>a lot of money to the little boy.
>>In fact, the little boy was delighted with the $5. He immediately sat down
>>to write a thank you note to God. It read:
>>Dear God,
>>Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for
>>some reason you had to send it through Washington and, as usual, those jerks
>>deducted $95!
>>The Bugle, St Louis
>>Doug Jantz
>>Winona, MO
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