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and the flavinthe falconer skyeth ray parrish
the most clutch player in college ultimate

height: 6' 2"
weight: 180 lbs
year: graduate
major: studio art
hometown: charlotte, nc
high school: myers park (charlotte, nc)
years playing: 5
a.k.a.: ray-ray, chompers, gary, the falconer
 motto: "don't wake me up till noon."
 biggest asset on the team: consistently being the dd
 sicknesses from which i suffer: year-round cold, stupidity
 hook-up scorecard (per day): chapel hill: 0/77, spring break: 3/4
 things ladies often tell me: you're such a nice guy
 things guys often tell me: you're so gay
 favorite pastime: tea-bagging all of my opponents
 favorite hobbies: surfing, talking about surfing, wearing surf apparel
 favorite tv line: "i remember it clearly with the duct taping, the biting, the pulling and the flavin!"
 i was: shaggy-haired, straw-chomping yokel with white cleats
 i am: short-haired, gel-using, jive-talking gnarley dude