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ray parrish
the most clutch player in college ultimate height: 6' 2" weight: 180 lbs year: graduate major: studio art hometown: charlotte, nc high school: myers park (charlotte, nc) years playing: 5 a.k.a.: ray-ray, chompers, gary, the falconer |
motto: "don't wake me up till noon."
biggest asset on the team: consistently being the dd sicknesses from which i suffer: year-round cold, stupidity hook-up scorecard (per day): chapel hill: 0/77, spring break: 3/4 things ladies often tell me: you're such a nice guy things guys often tell me: you're so gay favorite pastime: tea-bagging all of my opponents favorite hobbies: surfing, talking about surfing, wearing surf apparel favorite tv line: "i remember it clearly with the duct taping, the biting, the pulling and the flavin!" i was: shaggy-haired, straw-chomping yokel with white cleats i am: short-haired, gel-using, jive-talking gnarley dude |