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picture of ross not available ross pringle
the most hype man in college ultimate

height: 5' 11"
weight: 157 lbs
year: freshman
major: biology
hometown: burlington, nc
high school: walter m. williams (b'town, nc)
years playing: 1
a.k.a.: rostapher, ross-the-boss, da shiznit, whatever else you want to call me
 likes: cars, skiing, blenheim's, that squeaky clean feeling and the euphoric pain after a weekend of  extreme frisbee, not turning in my bio till nealworld starts getting anal about it and makes idle threats
 dislikes: posers, preps, the flavor-of-the-week, slack-ass players and primetime tv that isn't sports
 most memorable off-the-field experience: giving jb that damn fine mo-hawk before athens (check out  his bio for the hot pix)
 reason i play ultimate: extreme frisbee players get all the hot women
 hobbies:burning people deep, skying over people, being general crazy, yelling at lot at ultimate games  using the phase immortalized by chuck "yeah, white!" (i can't quite get the gutteral roar that chuck has,  but i'm working on it)
 aspirations: to star in a tv commercial with mr. t and my pal, felipe jonez
 dumbest call in college ultimate: virginia has the nerve to ask if baker called a foul when the virginia  player had broken his nose and he was bleeding all over. "of course it's a @#$% foul you @*$ @#$#@  moron, you!!!"
 favorite quotes: "evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." and "funny, she doesn't look druish."  and "i see your schwartz is as big as mine, now lets see how you use it." and "sir, it's megamaid, she's  gone from suck to blow!"