Appendix B Net.marriage of Calboy and Mtnlion Log started at Thu Apr 9 02:30:24 EDT 1992 (have a seat, wedding in progress) MTNLION, REPEAT AFTER ME... I (STATE YOUR NAME)... I mtnlion TAKE THIS MAN CALBOY... TAKE THIS MAN CALBOY TO BE MY LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND... TO BE MY LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND TO HAVE AND TO HOLD... TO HAVE AND TO HOLD TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH... TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH TO TYPE AND TO READ... TO TYPE AND TO READ TILL NET.SPLIT US PART TILL NET.SPLIT US PART CALBOY REPEAT AFTER ME... ok I (STATE YOUR NAME)... I CALBOY TAKE THIS MTNLION TAKE THIS MTNLION TO BE MY LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE TO BE MY LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE TO HAVE AND TO HOLD... TO HAVE AND TO HOLD TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH... TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH TO TYPE AND TO READ... TO TYPE AND TO READ TILL NET.SPLIT US PART. TILL THEY NET.SPLIT US PART MAY WE HAVE THE RINGS PLEASE? here *gives ring to groom* (*sssssssssssoooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbb*) ooh beautiful just beautiful MAY HE(OR SHE) WHO BELIEVES THAT THIS MARRIAGE BE NOT PROPER LET HIM (OR HER) SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD HIS(OR HER) PEACE *gives ring to bride* -> *minister* how can we with it +m? :) OR MSG THE MINISTER FOR THAT MATTER *looks lovingly at calboy* * gazes back at mtnlion* ? MTNLION DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN, TO BE YOUR HUSBAND, AND TO LIVE UP TO YOUR VOWS I DO YOU MAY PLACE THE RING ON HIS FINGER... *places ring on finger* WITH THIS RING I THEE WED ...AND CALBOY DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR WIFE, AS STATED IN *YOUR* VOWS? I DO! YOU MAY PLACE THE RING ON HER FINGER... WITH THIS RING I THEE WED *PLACES RING ON HER LOVELY HAND BY THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF IRC ... I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE... YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! KISS *** Mode change "-m " on channel #wedding by MINISTER KISS KISS KISS *kisses mtnlion passoinately* *CLAPS* Thank you *kisses mtnlion passoinately* ***> Cory bursts into tears. Waaaaah! *kisses mtnlion passoinately* Bravo! YEAHHH!!!!! *sniff* *sniff* that was sooo beautiful yea!! *clap*clap* *clap* *clap* -Twiggs:#wedding- clasp throadie...music please... *scrambles outr the back* -Twiggs:#wedding- is crying her heart out. ***> zz apllauds loudly :_) *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap* awwwwwwwwwww *CLAP CLAP CLAP* THRoadie take over *claps* -Twiggs:#wedding- smiles happily. Hello *claps* congrats. toodles. *throws rice* ***> zz *applause**applause*applause*applause* I will be your enytertainment for the time being hey lets walk down the aisle >yay< :) *CLAP CLAP CLAP* *** Aiken has left channel #wedding *** vranx has joined channel #wedding THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING CONGRATS CALBOY AND MTNLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations, calboy and mtnlion hi folks -Twiggs:#wedding- throws rice Any requests? ***> Cory claps*claps*claps* CONGRATULAIONS GUYS * takes his lovely wifes hand and leads her down the aisle ***> zz *turns music on* congrats... I gotta go... *** Interpol has left channel #wedding yeah, wow, yIPPEEEEEEEE THANKS MOJO *** moof has left channel #wedding hit the march trhraoadie Gotta set up :):):):):) *hugs mtnlion * anytinme... *** THRUD has left channel #wedding YEA!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) : ) :) :) *** Mischief has left channel #wedding tanxs mojo where' are you goin on the honeymood? a Private channel... sure calboy *plays a classical piece* ***> Cory giggles inanely. reception anyone? ALL TO MY DEN ON THE MOUNTAIN FOR THE PARTY ***> zz *turns march music on* .............................. *claps* yup congr Calboy and Mtn goodluck with all your future floppies EVERYONE PLEAE JOIN THE RECEPION IN #MOUNTAINS... *** you have joined channel #mountains *starts to unpack drums* Hey maid, couldn't say it during the ceremony, but you looked good up there (isn't my job to sign the certificate?) *scribble, and sign* ok ***> zz *turns down heavy metal jukebox sounds :)* thanks maid why, thank you very much mr. jimshorts :) and thanks cory not too bad yourserf self hey mtnlion want some cahke?? sure - mtnlion... :) > how does it feel to be net.married? yes maid: No, please call me Jim please cut the cake!!! *puts up bass drums under rack system* re... but don't smoosh it in my face *takes her hand* ***> Cory giggles inanely. JIM: boy, do you move jast *** MINISTER is now known as MojoRisin *attaches toms* ah...finally got that collar off! *fixes bass pedals* <_Rich_> Who's receiving? maid: I gotta to keep one step ahead of everyone *** MojoDog has joined channel #mountains here boy -MojoDog:#mountains- RUNS QUICKLY TO MOJO'S SIDE... hey mojo tell everyong where the party is *places cymbals on stands* kiss Mtnlion for the wedding mojodg -MojoDog:#mountains- *LICKS Mtnlion's FACE AFFECTIONATELY* how about a dollar dance! *cuts the cake* -MojoDog:#mountains- *LICKS calboy's FACE AFFECTIONATELY* *finsihes the last bits of drum tech* calboy already did... *starts on the mics* Now wait...we gotta have the toast thrud need a hand? *helps thrud* Mojo: On their way * takes a piceace of cake for mtn. > calboy and mtnlion: how far away are you geographicly? *** THRoadie is now known as TheBand :) we are 1000 miles apart > have you met each other face to face? yup Ready to do a sound check? hey THE BAND IS HERE! > or is this a purely net.relationship :) but closer than ever from heart to heart Band: Yep :') greetings... we are gf bf.. hey zz, youre the groomsman, you need to give a toast *checks lead mic* CHECK!!!! *OUCH TURN IT DOWN* hey... what about the garter?? oh yeah everyone ready?? brb *throw the bouquet* *turns knobs on borard* GOOD maid you don't do that!! *jumps and catches bouquet* *calboy lifts the dress *peeks* he he he the bride needed to fisit the little girls room, probably just nervous about the honeymoon *checks rhythm mic* ministers got to havce fun... too you know... > what channel will the honeymoon be in ? *check * CHECK 2!!! maid: what happens on the honeymoon? hehehe *gets the the garter* i think that is a private affair... jimshorts let's have one and find out here catch *jumps and catches garter* YES! Good I GOT IT! Test the drum mics maid: I'd rather do what happens on a wedding night.... *** TheHeck has left channel #mountains mojo caught it <---has caught two gartesr this year... ok mtnlion topss the bouquet now its my turn to throw the bouquet *toss* *catches bouquet* *sits down behind drums* got it !!!!!!!!!!!! Snare first *watchs bouguet fly throughair into maid hand* now you and MOJO are next to be married hehehe *hits snare in a 4 count [attern* Tom 1 *** maid is now known as bartender *sits next to his beutiful wife* mtnlion, like I said its my second garter in about 2 months and i havent been married yet. *hits tom 1* Time to leave, for me.......mtnlion and calboy, congrats.. "all the best wishes for a happy married life" :).....and... *walks up to bar* snuggles close what do you need, anyone anyone bbbuulller? Tom 2 ***> zz raises toast to bride and groom :) zz I owe you!! well, id love to stay and chat...but time for me to go to bed. .test tomorrow... *hits tom 2* *TOASTS BRIDE AND GROOM* To....mtnlion and calboy. Too much gain for you? :) cal: a pleasure, pal. Turn up the guitar in my monitor Okay, check tom 3 g'nite folx.... DRINKS; COMPLIMENTS OF THE WEDDING COUPLE! thrud, have a good one...sorry i gotta miss your tunes... <--needs a drink hehehe Thanks Mo *PICKS UP TAB FOR DRINKS* no drinking for you *hands calboy a scotch* can I have a beer? *hits tom 3* I need you in full form tonight Okay, guitar is coming in good now one drink please hun.. BYE BYE NOW!...best luck to the bride and groom...happy trails! THANKS MOJO here boy -MojoDog:#mountains- RUNS QUICKLY TO MOJO'S SIDE... bye mojo thanks again *hands jimshorts a case of beer so maid can get lucky later on* Try tom 4 *hits tom 4* only one chris sure calboy, and mtnlion anytime...as long as you recommend my services... :) thanks love of my life will do bars closing for bedtime soon......LAST CALL by now... ooh...tanx for looking out for me bartender Argh, feedback, turn down the reverb *clink*clink*clink*clink* *** Signoff: MojoRisin (*leaves happily married couple after a job well done*) *** Signoff: MojoDog (*Pees on Fire-hydrant*) Okay cool, now both floor toms *kiss, kiss* KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS *checks both floor tims* kiss kiss kiss > how sweet Sounds good, hit right bass pedal WOW, IT REALLY works. hey will you play everything I do?? That's my power foot...keep it low and turn up left bass Gotcha *drinks heavily* Can you hear the bass in the monitors? yes hehehe please play it Yeah, might be too much high gain Okay Calboy: See what I can do our first dance as husband and wife msg jimshorts goodnight and goodbye, nice "being" with ya...:) mtnlion I love you!!! That's good mtnlion I love you!!! mtnlion I love you!!! mtnlion I love you!!! mtnlion I love you!!! mtnlion I love you!!! mtnlion I love you!!! mtnlion I love you!!! Now play it all together I love You too /msg bartender let's do it again, ok? *breaks into a funky drum beat offtime umm... Okay, sounds good Wanna do one warm up song first??? it is ... Yeah, let's play Cal's request I feel great > how does it feel to be net.married? > together in IRC, but so far apart physicaly it is hard to be aprt but at least we aere together here Okay, gofer it > when was the last time you 2 saw each other? spring break we will be right back ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! We'd like to play for you now this is our 1 month anniversary today We are as our name says, The Band I got to take my lovely wife on ths dance floor it was planned And we would like to play a song we think you all will like *follows calboy* To honor the bride and groom on this most beautiful day > how long ago did you plan it? about a week ago It's by Bryan Adams and you may have heard it off the Robin Hood soundtrack Here it is *starts to play Everything I Do* *holds on to mtnlions tightly* *rests her head by his* * starts to dance* *speaks softly into the mic* Sorry to inform you that our singer has left, so it seems tonight's performance will be instrumental for the most part but she had a nice set of pipes *doest care we will sing it* *watches the bride and groom dance* *kisses mtnlion passionately* *kisses mtnlion passionately* kisses back hmm... just how I like it you in my arms sue?? hi kiss was just thinking about ya Oh Jimshorts!!! shelley!!! He's not here Bogus IRC Log ended *** Thu Apr 9 03:12