Subject: 10 Ways You Can Tell When Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease]]

From: Josie Klapper <[email-masked]>
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 12:42:41 -0500

Hope this lightens up your day!
Josie
Triangle Farm
CSA and Chow Rescue

Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: 10 Ways You Can Tell When Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease]
From: Josie Klapper <[email-masked]>
To: "[email-masked]" <[email-masked]>
Date: Wed, 05 Jul 2000 05:49:36 -0500

> 10 Ways You Can Tell When Your Cow Has Mad Cow
> Disease
> 
> 1) Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce
> behind each ear as cologne.
> 
> 2) She refuses to let you milk her, saying, "Not on
> a first date."
> 
> 3) Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of
> its ears.
> 
> 4) She gets silicone implants for her udders.
> 
> 5) She appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse
> trapped in a cow's body.
> 
> 6) Your cow demands to be branded with the Golden
> Arches.
> 
> 7) Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
> 
> 8) Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike
> Tyson.
> 
> 9) You catch your cow hiding secret plans to burn
> down half of Chicago.
> 
> 10) Your cow quits the family dairy business and
> applies for a job at Burger King.
> 
> : )
> 
> 
>
> 

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