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Re: ROSS, ROSS, ROSS



> Also, please be aware that there is a growing number of lurkers on this
> newsgroup who have emailed me with their support for my efforts in being
> your watchdog.
> 
> I'm watching you.
> 
> Love,
> 
> Anti Ross


Well, you're doing a damn poor job of it. Where were you when I lifted
that pack of JuicyFruit from the convenience store on Rosemary St? Where
were you when I made an illegal left turn in the middle of Franklin St?
Hell, even John Williams saw me do that, and he doesn't even *use*
email.

I mean, really. For several years in the late 80s and early 90s I filed
incorrect income tax returns. Did you catch me on that? No! The IRS
caught me. And I think we all know how inefficient they are.

Bottom line is that you, sir, are both tedious *and* inefficient. And
when the voters return to the polls this November, don't be surprised if
you find yourself in search of new office space. Hrmph. Some watchdog
*you* turned out to be.

ross I'm voting for Jason Torchinsky for watchdog, myself--he's such a
cutie-pie, and that yellow VW is easy to spot in a crowd grady