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Re: Help! I'll be in C/H just one night...
In article <406t8g$2kc@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu> I wrote:
I'll be in CHill just one night, this saturday, to see the almighty
Thinking Fellers Union, Geraldine Fibbers and some other cool band that I
know I like, but can't remember the name of after spending the day
(possibly) at the Galax Fiddlers Convention drinking homemade corn liquor
out of an old fruit jar with some goat. I like smoking pot, slumming,
rebuilding old houses and dissing people behind their backs. Will you be
my date for the evening?
I was getting my tailpipe fixed today at United Muffler, and there was some
old guy in there mumbling about the Fiddlers Convention. He talked about
young people "who hadn't taken a bath, crawling out of their tent like
pigs", and about the all-woman band who didn't shave their legs; "we callt
'em the 'hairy leg band' harharhar" and he said somebody offered him a
"fix" ("and ida 'bout liket to fix them harharharhar"), which I eventually
came to realize referred to liquor.
Of course, I was sitting there in my Slowchange Madagascar tee shirt
reading my new copy of Punk Planet (anybody seen this "alternative to MRR"?
I'm not to impressed, but willing to reserve judgement), so I was feeling a
little uncomfortable with the guy, but that's the great thing about a book
or magazine; you can just stick your nose in it and weird people go away.
Gotta get my brakes fixed tomorrow at the same place. Maybe Billy Idol
will be there!
Butch