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Re: why best buy sucks
Richie Miller wrote:
> besides, i dare you to have tried to find a tickle me elmo at a local,
> non-chain toy store. let's stick to music, ok? ok.
I was shocked and saddened to learn that there will be no Tickle Me
Oscar. This seems like a fundamental misreading of the Oscar character
by the marketing folks.
See, the first couple of times he'd be all gruff, and say "hey, cut that
out." but then the third time he'd start to giggle, and then through
some magic of textile chemistry he'd blush, and then he'd probably say
something rude that he'd regret later.
It'd be awesome.
Given how many of us have younger siblings who are liable to wet their
pants if tickled often/long enough, I'm also wishing that Elmo would
piss all over you if you tickled him too long. Oh well.
Speaking of which, so far Ruby's the only one I've spoken to who has
actually hugged Frank. He didn't kill her. What's the rest of ya'll's
excuse?
Ross
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