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Wack MC's
I know there are those here that would appreciate this:
VATICAN CONDEMNS WACK MCS
VATICAN CITY--In conjunction with the release of his latest album,
MixMaster FunkBlaster Pope-a-Fied To The T.O.P., His Holiness Pope
John Paul II issued an official church condemnation of all Wack MCs
Tuesday. The Pope singled out Snoop Doggy Dogg, Notorious B.I.G. and
Too $hort, saying, "These rappers do not have the best rhymes. They
are wack. They are not from the old school."
The decree condemned MCs who "lack the concentration to create the
rhymifications that stimulate the mind and make the funk rise in
your soul." The Pope recommended passages from Ezekiel as having the
most "righteous" rhymes. The decree was ratified by the Vatican
Council Tuesday as an official Catholic Decree. It also reached
number four on the R&B charts.
(from http://www.theonion.com)
Eric
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