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I know there are those here that would appreciate this:

VATICAN CONDEMNS WACK MCS 

VATICAN CITY--In conjunction with the release of his latest album, 
MixMaster FunkBlaster Pope-a-Fied To The T.O.P., His Holiness Pope 
John Paul II issued an official church condemnation of all Wack MCs 
Tuesday. The Pope singled out Snoop Doggy Dogg, Notorious B.I.G. and
Too $hort, saying, "These rappers do not have the best rhymes. They 
are wack. They are not from the old school." 

The decree condemned MCs who "lack the concentration to create the
rhymifications that stimulate the mind and make the funk rise in 
your soul." The Pope recommended passages from Ezekiel as having the
most "righteous" rhymes.  The decree was ratified by the Vatican 
Council Tuesday as an official Catholic Decree. It also reached 
number four on the R&B charts.

(from http://www.theonion.com)

Eric

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