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I announce my candidacy
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To: Multiple recipients of list <ch-scene@listserv.oit.unc.edu>
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Subject: I announce my candidacy
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From: Adam McKible <adamckib@email.unc.edu>
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Date: Wed, 30 Oct 1996 11:47:03 -0500 (EST)
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In-Reply-To: <9610301452.AA04131@Ilan.net>
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Sender: Adam McKible <adamckib@email.unc.edu>
My dear fellow citizens: Tommy Leonard is running unopposed for the
position of Non-Partisan Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor.
His monolithic presence on the ballot is a travesty of the American
Democratic Way and must be vigorously resisted by you, the American voter.
We must band together in this time of danger and challenge this threat to
our rights and liberties. Remember, Stalin and all of his lackeys also ran
unopposed! We must nip Tommy Leonard's bid for anti-democratic domination
in the bud!
It is therefore with the greatest humility and determination that I offer
myself as a write-in candidate for the office of Soil and Water
Conservation District Supervisor. If elected, I promise to do all the
stuff I'm supposed to do. Also, if I am chosen by you, the voting men and
women of America, as the next Soil and Water Conservation District
Supervisor, I promise to do my very best to avoid doing anything that I'm
not supposed to do. At the very least, I vow to you that I will not be
caught doing anything bad or illegal. But if I am caught doing something
bad or illegal, you can bet that I'll blame my behavior on my ignorance of
exactly what it is that I should be doing as your Soil and Water
Conservation District Supervisor! Now that's the kind of leadership that
you, the voters, deserve! And that's exactly the sort of leadership I
promise to deliver!
So, on that day in November (I think it's a Thursday, but I could be
mistaken), remember to write in ADAM MCKIBLE as your candidate for Soil
and Water Conservation District Supervisor. That's ADAM MCKIBLE.
Just remember: a vote for ADAM MCKIBLE for Soil and Water Conservation
District Supervisor is a vote for liberty, justice, and all that other
stuff. Most of all, though, a vote for ADAM MCKIBLE is a vote for ADAM
MCKIBLE!!! Could anything be more important for you and your future?
I have accepted no funds for my campaign, so the success of ADAM MCKIBLE
is entirely in YOUR hands! Please forward this message to as many
registered voters as you can, and hopefully, on that day in November
(maybe it's a Wednesday, I just don't know), ADAM MCKIBLE will be able to
represent his interests on a broader scale!!!
The rest is up to you.
ADAM MCKIBLE
IN NOVEMBER (I think)
Thank You,
ADAM MCKIBLE
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