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Re: Earn extra cash for the holidays working from home.
MoMoney wrote:
>
> Homeworkers Urgently Needed!
>
> Earn weekly paychecks from the comfort
> of your home.
> FREE details. Send long, self-addressed,
> stamped envelope to:
>
> S.P.E.L., Dept IN-2
> PO Box 211-111
> Royal Palm Bch, FL
> 33421-1111
>
Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Pervert
[x] AOLer [x] Spammer [ ] Nerd
[x] Freak [x] Asshole [x] Moron(tm)
[ ] Troll [x] Loser [ ] Josh (all
of the above)
I took exception to your recent post/spam to:
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork, and many other
(Newsgroup[s])
You will now be flamed because:
[x] You made a ridiculously off-topic post to a newsgroup.
[x] You made a ridiculously off-topic post to several newsgroups.
[ ] Your post originated on AOL.
[ ] Your post originated on GNN.
[ ] Your post originated on Netcom.
[ ] Your post originated on EarthLink.
[x] Your post originated from any other worthless excuse for an ISP.
[ ] Your post contained numerous spelling errors.
[ ] Your post contained numerous grammatical errors.
[ ] Your post contained EXCESSIVE CAPITALIZATION.
[ ] Your post contained excessive punctuation.
[ ] Your post contained AlTeRnAtInG cApItAlIzAtIoN.
[ ] Your post contained 3l3373 7yp1ng, d00d.
[ ] You posted the exact same message/reply more than once.
[ ] You posted a "test" to a group other than alt.test.
[ ] You posted a binary to a group other than alt.binaries.*.
[ ] You posted a non-binary to an alt.binaries.* group.
[ ] You flamed someone who has been around far longer than you.
[ ] You flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you
are.
[ ] You flamed someone, then contradicted yourself.
[ ] You quoted an entire article, only to add nothing.
[ ] You quoted an entire article, only to add ___ line(s).
[ ] You quoted an entire article, only to add "Me too!".
[ ] Or something relatively close to "Me too!".
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK!" message.
[ ] You posted a request for "SEXXY GIFZ".
[ ] You posted a request for "AOHell"
[ ] You posted a request to mailbomb an address.
[ ] And the given address's domain matched yours.
[ ] Because you don't know how to mailbomb.
[ ] Because this person is obviously far superior to you.
[ ] You posted a net sex ad.
[x] You posted a pyramid money making scheme.
[x] And you foolishly included your own Snail Mail address.
[ ] You posted/flamed from an "Anonymous" account.
[ ] Which classifies you as a coward.
[ ] You phished for:
[ ] An AOL "15 free hours" account
[ ] An AOL password
[ ] A credit card number
[x] Money for a worthless cause.
[x] You suck.
[ ] You posted pro-AOL propaganda.
[ ] You are abba@shore.net
[ ] You posted an obvious troll.
[x] You posted a commercial advertisement.
[x] And it was poor advertising.
[x] And it was for a stupid product.
[x] What you posted has been done before.
[x] More than once.
[x] And it was done much better the last time.
[ ] You posted an obvious forgery.
[ ] And it was done clumsily.
[ ] And it was easily traceable.
[ ] And you blamed a relative/friend for the forgery.
[ ] It was done to seem that a person who is superior to you
wrote it.
[ ] Your .sig pisses me off because:
[ ] It is more than 6 lines.
[ ] Your newsreader truncated it.
[ ] It contains a stupid disclaimer.
[ ] It contains a stupid, pointless quote.
[ ] You attempted to be witty in it and failed.
[ ] Miserably.
[ ] It contains lame ASCII graphics.
[ ] I don't give a shit about your WWW site.
To repent, you must:
[ ] Keyword Cancel on your AOL account.
[x] Leave this newsgroup.
[ ] Learn to type/spell/drool correctly.
[ ] Read the FAQ.
[x] Locate a gun, with which you are to shoot yourself with.
[x] Stop reading Usenet groups.
[x] Stop posting to Usenet groups.
[x] Consume excrement.
[x] And thus expire.
[x] Remove your modem and bust it up with a hammer.
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month.
[x] Take your advertisement and shove it up your ass.
[x] Orally satisfy the local Moron(tm): Josh Brandt
[x] And become his/her love slave.
[x] And get hideous tropical diseases.
[x] And enjoy every minute of it.
Furthermore, I'd like to say:
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
alt.swedish.chef.bor.bork.bork
(Newsgroup)
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Grow up.
[x] You're a Moron(tm).
[ ] Get a life.
[x] Go to hell.
[x] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[x] Get a clue.
[x] Your company should disclaim YOU.
[x] Why don't you see how far your tongue goes into the electric
outlet?
[ ] Did you mother/test tube have any children that lived?
[ ] All of the above.
This message has been:
[x] Posted [ ] E-Mailed [ ] Posted and E-Mailed
Additional comments:
spamming is ruining usenet. Take your horseshit elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Cornholio
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"
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