April 2003

Apple music
Apple's new music service finally gets it right. It's a shame that a computer company had to do what the rest of the industry has failed at so many times.
Posted on April 28, 2003

Keep your kids away from work day
I can just hear the response to my presentation for Bring our daughters and sons to work day. "You showed my kids PORN?!?
Posted on April 24, 2003

The ethics of metajournalism
Revealing the man behind Deep Throat is a level of journalistic carelessness not seen since Fox News.
Posted on April 22, 2003

For the neighbors
Listening to your neighbors having sex. In seventeen syllables.
Posted on April 21, 2003

(b)Loggin'
Fun with search queries.
Posted on April 19, 2003

Roam
A WiFi upgrade to the home network makes all the difference. If only my laptop battery worked.
Posted on April 19, 2003

Break like the wind
Christopher Guest's latest romp through an illusory microcosm of society is as thoroughly entertaining as everything else he's done. Thank God he lets us in on his jokes every once in a while.
Posted on April 18, 2003

Play ball
A day at the ballpark, with pictures.
Posted on April 15, 2003

Better beta browsing
The mighty web browser has come a long way since the Mosaic stone ages, as Apple's newly updated Safari demonstrates.
Posted on April 14, 2003

With friends like these
A bit of heckling from the office mates.
Posted on April 11, 2003

Fair and balanced
Your humble narrator goes toe to toe with a former Marine in a shocking and aweful display of prosaic wit.
Posted on April 11, 2003

We interrupt this propaganda
Big Brother doesn't scare me nearly as much as consolidated, complacent broadcast media.
Posted on April 09, 2003

Dumb is the new smart
In the future, everyone will live in Bill Gates' house for 15 minutes.
Posted on April 08, 2003

People eating tasty animals
Pam Anderson-Lee-Rock as a PETA spokesperson?
Posted on April 04, 2003

A fool's tale
Who is the greater fool, the fool or the fool who follows him?
Posted on April 01, 2003

The only thing we have to fear
Mayor Daley takes a note from Ashcroft's book on democracy in action. Rather, democracy inaction.
Posted on April 01, 2003