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So kiss me and smile for me
Moving day. Time to load a new URL: http://www.quietconfusion.com
Posted on June 26, 2003

Up to
The many activites that keep me from blogging.
Posted on June 22, 2003

Bachelors
Vegas, baby, vegas!
Posted on June 16, 2003

Trapped!
Maggie takes a walk on the wild side.
Posted on June 09, 2003

Don't let the door hit you
Surprise, surprise, kids these days don't want to put up with the intense course work of a computer science degree now that the guaranteed $80k salaries have all dried up.
Posted on May 22, 2003

Lately
What I've been up to of late.
Posted on May 05, 2003

Keep your kids away from work day
I can just hear the response to my presentation for Bring our daughters and sons to work day. "You showed my kids PORN?!?
Posted on April 24, 2003

For the neighbors
Listening to your neighbors having sex. In seventeen syllables.
Posted on April 21, 2003

(b)Loggin'
Fun with search queries.
Posted on April 19, 2003

Play ball
A day at the ballpark, with pictures.
Posted on April 15, 2003

With friends like these
A bit of heckling from the office mates.
Posted on April 11, 2003

People eating tasty animals
Pam Anderson-Lee-Rock as a PETA spokesperson?
Posted on April 04, 2003

A fool's tale
Who is the greater fool, the fool or the fool who follows him?
Posted on April 01, 2003

Go Wildcats!
I pulled Kentucky in the office pool, despite the fact that I couldn't tell you who they might be playing in this tournament thing.
Posted on March 28, 2003

On the war
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Posted on March 20, 2003

Stoopin'
Just another Sunday night on a Logan Square stoop.
Posted on March 16, 2003

Veg out
For the last six years, I've been something resembling a vegetarian. It's now time to move on.
Posted on February 25, 2003

Birthday future
I have the best girlfriend. Ever.
Posted on February 22, 2003

Homemade pizza
How to make pizza and a messy kitchen.
Posted on February 16, 2003

Dinner
Tuna, rice and soybeans. In one act.
Posted on February 11, 2003

Broken promise
I got a new kitty this weekend and I'm not afraid to let the world know about it.
Posted on February 09, 2003

Superstar
My girlfriend was on NPR this weekend, flaunting her news knowledge, whitling away at her 15 minutes.
Posted on February 03, 2003

Overheard in the office
Fifteen minutes to replace a trackball?
Posted on January 29, 2003

Cozy
There's only one way to show some how special they really are - an iPod cozy.
Posted on January 29, 2003

Life on the inside
The helpful folks in tech support explain why 20% of the company won't be using the corporate intranet anytime soon. Joy.
Posted on January 24, 2003

Undercooked
Race relations over IM boil down to nothing more than a good Japanese legend and some cooking metaphors.
Posted on January 21, 2003

Neighbors considered harmful
Life being sandwiched on the second floor.
Posted on January 16, 2003

Running the numbers
The day's events, codified.
Posted on January 05, 2003

Say you want a resolution
I don't make New Year's resolutions. Well, I generally haven't in the past. I'm of the opinion that if there's...
Posted on January 01, 2003

The brilliance of Josh Williams
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 13:57:44 -0500 (EST) From: Josh Williams To: Jim Ray <jimray@ibiblio.org> Subject: Re: Development Plan how...
Posted on December 12, 2002

Christmas List
It always strikes me as a terribly vain thing to put a list of one's desired toys online, a la...
Posted on November 30, 2002

Germs
"I think I'm getting sick," she frowns and says. "Well, you'd better not!" is my terribly sensitve, attempting-to-be-coy response. "You'll...
Posted on November 21, 2002

Motherfucker
There are few things in this world that make you lose your faith in humanity like having your personal property...
Posted on November 07, 2002

Note to an Unrequited Crush
You were in my dreams last night. An amazing fact on its own, for I can count single-handedly the number...
Posted on November 03, 2002

How to Cure a Hangover
1. Wake up at about 9 a.m. Realize it's far too early to be awake, roll over. 2. Wake up...
Posted on October 27, 2002

BFF
Apparently, I look like the lead singer from Coldplay. "Don't worry," Erin assures me. "That's a good thing." At this...
Posted on October 26, 2002