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Ok, Ok, Ok, I piss and moan about my beloved team all the time, but this year it's different. I piss and moan, but in the back of my mind I think this team can be good. Sure, it'd take a huge turnaround on Herman's part, and it would take the act of locking Paul Hackett in a closet somewhere, but I am hopeful anyway.
Herman, I implore you to please be ballsy and tough and smart, and tell Hackett what his job is, and to let Donnie Henderson do his thing by himself. I am also begging you to break a water cooler every now and again to let players know that dogging it isn't acceptable. You are not class president, you are the coach. Secretly, everybody likes you and wants you to do well, but too often you act like a puss and irritate me. So, Herm, kick some ass, bud!
Chad, you are the franchise now. You have the coin and the security, now go and lead this team. You now have a voice in the front office, as well, so let them know where the s**t is at, homeboy. You da man, and it's up to you to lead this organization to the Bowl, baby!
O-Line, don't be a bunch of fags like you have been. I know you have tough guys on your squad- Kev, Kendall, Fabini- now, act like it. Make somebody's offensive line feel like they have no chance against you. Make them want to go home early. Be nasty. Get a penalty every now and then for illegal hands to the scrotum. Punch Jason Taylor in the neck, bad boys. Get some respect back.
Defense, One word. Kill.
Terry Bradway, my man, when you open up that Dairy Queen next year, and you look down and realize that you over-paid for sprinkles, and that the sprinkles you over-paid for suck, realize that this is the embodiment of your entire career, you buffoon. Soon, you'll receive applications from Bryan Thomas, Steve White, Damien Robinson, et. al. Let me do you a favor. Give them $5.85 per hour, and not $1.5 million a year. That would be, and was, dumb.
The rest of the division sucks, Jets. Miami sucks, the Bills might not win 3 games and their coach already blows. The Pats are tough, but all you have to do is split with them. Just a split. That is not asking too much. You can beat the Bengals, nd you can beat the Chargers. You can beat, if you play straight, anybody in the league. Now, just do it.
GO JETS!!!! SHOOT FOR TWELVE and FOUR!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
btw, I bought DirecTV and the NFL package, so I will not miss a game. Do not suck.