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Ect 5, Scene-a 1

Ezeens. Zee pelece-a ooff THESEOoS.
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     Inter THESEOoS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRETE, Lurds und Ettendunts

HIPPOLYTA

     'Tees strunge-a my Zeeseoos, thet zeese-a
     lufers speek ooff.
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THESEOoS

     Mure-a strunge-a thun trooe-a: I nefer mey beleeefe-a
     Zeese-a unteeqooe-a febles, nur zeese-a feury tuys.
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     Lufers und medmee hefe-a sooch seetheeng breeens,
     Sooch shepeeng funteseees, thet epprehend
     Mure-a thun cuul reesun ifer cumprehends.
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     Zee looneteec, zee lufer und zee puet
     Ere-a ooff imegeeneshun ell cumpect:
     Oone-a sees mure-a defeels thun fest hell cun huld,
     Thet is, zee medmun: zee lufer, ell es frunteec,
     Sees Helen's beooty in a broo ooff Igypt:
     Zee puet's iye-a, in feene-a frenzy rulleeng,
     Dut glunce-a frum heefee tu iert, frum iert tu heefee;
     Und es imegeeneshun budeees furt
     Zee furms ooff theengs unknoon, zee puet's pee
     Toorns zeem tu shepes und geefes tu eury nutheeng
     A lucel hebeeteshun und a neme-a.
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     Sooch treecks het strung imegeeneshun,
     Thet iff it vuoold boot epprehend sume-a juy,
     It cumprehends sume-a breenger ooff thet juy;
     Oor in zee neeght, imegeening sume-a feer,
     Hoo iesy is a boosh sooppused a beer!

HIPPOLYTA

     Boot ell zee stury ooff zee neeght tuld oofer,
     Und ell zeeur meends trunsffeegoored su tugezeer,
     Mure-a veetnesset thun funcy's imeges
     Und groos tu sumetheeng ooff greet cunstuncy;
     Boot, hoosuefer, strunge-a und edmureble-a.
     Bork Bork Bork!

THESEOoS

     Here-a cume-a zee lufers, fooll ooff juy und murt.
     Bork Bork Bork!

     Inter LYSENDER, DEMETRIOoS, HERMIA, und HELENA

     Juy, gentle-a freeends! juy und fresh deys ooff lufe-a
     Eccumpuny yuoor heerts!

LYSENDER

     Mure-a thun tu us
     Veeet in yuoor ruyel velks, yuoor buerd, yuoor bed!

THESEOoS

     Cume-a noo; vhet mesqooes, vhet dunces shell ve-a hefe-a,
     Tu veer evey thees lung ege-a ooff three-a huoors
     Betveee oooor effter-soopper und bed-teeme-a?
     Vhere-a is oooor usooel muneger ooff murt?
     Vhet refels ere-a in hund? Is zeere-a nu pley,
     Tu iese-a zee ungooeesh ooff a turtooreeng huoor?
     Cell Pheelustrete-a.
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PHILOSTRETE

     Here-a, meeghty Zeeseoos.
     Bork Bork Bork!

THESEOoS

     Sey, vhet ebreedgement hefe-a yuoo fur thees ifeneeng?
     Vhet mesqooe-a? vhet mooseec? Hoo shell ve-a begooeele-a
     Zee lezy teeme-a, iff nut veet sume-a deleeght?

PHILOSTRETE

     Zeere-a is a breeeff hoo muny spurts ere-a reepe-a:
     Meke-a chueece-a ooff vheech yuoor heeghness veell see-a furst.
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     Geefing a peper

THESEOoS

     [Reeds] 'Zee bettle-a veet zee Centoors, tu be-a soong
     By un Ezeeneeun ioonooch tu zee herp.'
     Ve'll nune-a ooff thet: thet hefe-a I tuld my lufe-a,
     In glury ooff my keensmun Hercooles.
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     Reeds

     'Zee reeut ooff zee teepsy Becchunels,
     Teereeng zee Threceeun seenger in zeeur rege-a.'
     Thet is un oold defeece-a; und it ves pley'd
     Vhee I frum Zeebes ceme-a lest a cunqooerur.
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     Reeds

     'Zee threece-a three-a Mooses muoorneeng fur zee deet
     Ooff Leerneeng, lete-a deceesed in beggery.'
     Thet is sume-a seture-a, keee und creeticel,
     Nut surteeng veet a noopteeel ceremuny.
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     Reeds

     'A tedeeuoos breeeff scene-a ooff yuoong Pyremoos
     Und hees lufe-a Theesbe-a; fery tregeecel murt.'
     Merry und tregeecel! tedeeuoos und breeeff!
     Thet is, hut ice-a und vundruoos strunge-a snoo.
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     Hoo shell ve-a feend zee cuncurd ooff thees deescurd?

PHILOSTRETE

     A pley zeere-a is, my lurd, sume-a tee vurds lung,
     Vheech is es breeeff es I hefe-a knoon a pley;
     Boot by tee vurds, my lurd, it is tuu lung,
     Vheech mekes it tedeeuoos; fur in ell zee pley
     Zeere-a is nut oone-a vurd ept, oone-a pleyer feetted:
     Und tregeecel, my nuble-a lurd, it is;
     Fur Pyremoos zeereeen dut keell heemselff.
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     Vheech, vhee I sev reheersed, I moost cunffess,
     Mede-a meene-a iyes veter; boot mure-a merry teers
     Zee pesseeun ooff luood looghter nefer shed.
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THESEOoS

     Vhet ere-a zeey thet du pley it?

PHILOSTRETE

     Herd-hunded mee thet vurk in Ezeens here-a,
     Vheech nefer lebuoor'd in zeeur meends teell noo,
     Und noo hefe-a tueel'd zeeur unbreezeed memureees
     Veet thees seme-a pley, egeeenst yuoor noopteeel.
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THESEOoS

     Und ve-a veell heer it.
     Bork Bork Bork!

PHILOSTRETE

     Nu, my nuble-a lurd;
     It is nut fur yuoo: I hefe-a heerd it oofer,
     Und it is nutheeng, nutheeng in zee vurld;
     Unless yuoo cun feend spurt in zeeur intents,
     Ixtremely stretch'd und cunn'd veet crooel peeen,
     Tu du yuoo serfeece-a.
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THESEOoS

     I veell heer thet pley;
     Fur nefer unytheeng cun be-a emeess,
     Vhee seempleness und dooty tender it.
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     Gu, breeng zeem in: und teke-a yuoor pleces, ledeees.
     Bork Bork Bork!

     Ixeet PHILOSTRETE

HIPPOLYTA

     I lufe-a nut tu see-a vretchedness oo'er cherged
     Und dooty in hees serfeece-a pereeshing.
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THESEOoS

     Vhy, gentle-a sveet, yuoo shell see-a nu sooch theeng.
     Bork Bork Bork!

HIPPOLYTA

     He-a seys zeey cun du nutheeng in thees keend.
     Bork Bork Bork!

THESEOoS

     Zee keender ve-a, tu geefe-a zeem thunks fur nutheeng.
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     Oooor spurt shell be-a tu teke-a vhet zeey meesteke-a:
     Und vhet puur dooty cunnut du, nuble-a respect
     Tekes it in meeght, nut mereet.
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     Vhere-a I hefe-a cume-a, greet clerks hefe-a poorpused
     Tu greet me-a veet premedeeteted velcumes;
     Vhere-a I hefe-a seee zeem sheefer und luuk pele-a,
     Meke-a pereeuds in zee meedst ooff sentences,
     Thruttle-a zeeur precteesed eccent in zeeur feers
     Und in cunclooseeun doombly hefe-a bruke-a ooffff,
     Nut peyeeng me-a a velcume-a. Troost me-a, sveet,
     Oooot ooff thees seelence-a yet I peeck'd a velcume-a;
     Und in zee mudesty ooff feerffool dooty
     I reed es mooch es frum zee rettleeng tungooe-a
     Ooff soocy und oodeceeuoos iluqooence-a.
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     Lufe-a, zeereffure-a, und tungooe-a-teeed seemplicity
     In leest speek must, tu my cepeceety.
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     Re-a-inter PHILOSTRETE

PHILOSTRETE

     Su pleese-a yuoor grece-a, zee Prulugooe-a is eddress'd.
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THESEOoS

     Let heem eppruech.
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     Fluooreesh ooff troompets

     Inter QOoINCE fur zee Prulugooe-a


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