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Re: CHECK THIS OUT!!!! EASIEST MONEY EVER!!!!
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To: ineke@iol.ie
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Subject: Re: CHECK THIS OUT!!!! EASIEST MONEY EVER!!!!
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From: Ardal Powell <ardal@taconic.net>
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Date: 11 Apr 1996 01:18:02 GMT
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Article: 11894 of alt.sustainable.agriculture
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Newsgroups: alt.support.spina-bifida, alt.support.step-parents, alt.support.stop-smoking, alt.support.stuttering, alt.support.survivors.prozac, alt.support.tall, alt.support.telecommute, alt.support.the-bob, alt.support.tinnitus, alt.support.tourette, alt.support.trichotillomania, alt.support.turner-syndrom, alt.surfing, alt.surrealism, alt.survival, alt.sustainable, alt.sustainable.agriculture, alt.svens, alt.svens.house, alt.svens.house.of, alt.svens.house.of.12, alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old, alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old.lust, alt.swedish, alt.swedish.chef, alt.swedish.chef.bork, alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork, alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
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Organization: Folkers & Powell
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References: <4k3r62$sbv@wormer.fn.net> <4k4ro6$mhc@caesar.ultra.net> <4k87k4$82k@nuacht.iol.ie>
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Xref: newz.oit.unc.edu alt.support.spina-bifida:926 alt.support.step-parents:4252 alt.support.stop-smoking:24050 alt.support.stuttering:1487 alt.support.survivors.prozac:1388 alt.support.tall:9272 alt.support.telecommute:141 alt.support.the-bob:40 alt.support.tinnitus:8330 alt.support.tourette:252 alt.support.trichotillomania:21 alt.support.turner-syndrom:209 alt.surfing:33093 alt.surrealism:5292 alt.survival:229 alt.sustainable.agriculture:11894 alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old.lust:788 alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork:4271
Demn stoopeed ideeut spemmeeng crusspusters!!!!
Ect 5, Scene-a 1
Ezeens. Zee pelece-a ooff THESEOoS.
Bork Bork Bork!
Inter THESEOoS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRETE, Lurds und Ettendunts
HIPPOLYTA
'Tees strunge-a my Zeeseoos, thet zeese-a
lufers speek ooff.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Mure-a strunge-a thun trooe-a: I nefer mey beleeefe-a
Zeese-a unteeqooe-a febles, nur zeese-a feury tuys.
Bork Bork Bork!
Lufers und medmee hefe-a sooch seetheeng breeens,
Sooch shepeeng funteseees, thet epprehend
Mure-a thun cuul reesun ifer cumprehends.
Bork Bork Bork!
Zee looneteec, zee lufer und zee puet
Ere-a ooff imegeeneshun ell cumpect:
Oone-a sees mure-a defeels thun fest hell cun huld,
Thet is, zee medmun: zee lufer, ell es frunteec,
Sees Helen's beooty in a broo ooff Igypt:
Zee puet's iye-a, in feene-a frenzy rulleeng,
Dut glunce-a frum heefee tu iert, frum iert tu heefee;
Und es imegeeneshun budeees furt
Zee furms ooff theengs unknoon, zee puet's pee
Toorns zeem tu shepes und geefes tu eury nutheeng
A lucel hebeeteshun und a neme-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Sooch treecks het strung imegeeneshun,
Thet iff it vuoold boot epprehend sume-a juy,
It cumprehends sume-a breenger ooff thet juy;
Oor in zee neeght, imegeening sume-a feer,
Hoo iesy is a boosh sooppused a beer!
HIPPOLYTA
Boot ell zee stury ooff zee neeght tuld oofer,
Und ell zeeur meends trunsffeegoored su tugezeer,
Mure-a veetnesset thun funcy's imeges
Und groos tu sumetheeng ooff greet cunstuncy;
Boot, hoosuefer, strunge-a und edmureble-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Here-a cume-a zee lufers, fooll ooff juy und murt.
Bork Bork Bork!
Inter LYSENDER, DEMETRIOoS, HERMIA, und HELENA
Juy, gentle-a freeends! juy und fresh deys ooff lufe-a
Eccumpuny yuoor heerts!
LYSENDER
Mure-a thun tu us
Veeet in yuoor ruyel velks, yuoor buerd, yuoor bed!
THESEOoS
Cume-a noo; vhet mesqooes, vhet dunces shell ve-a hefe-a,
Tu veer evey thees lung ege-a ooff three-a huoors
Betveee oooor effter-soopper und bed-teeme-a?
Vhere-a is oooor usooel muneger ooff murt?
Vhet refels ere-a in hund? Is zeere-a nu pley,
Tu iese-a zee ungooeesh ooff a turtooreeng huoor?
Cell Pheelustrete-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
PHILOSTRETE
Here-a, meeghty Zeeseoos.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Sey, vhet ebreedgement hefe-a yuoo fur thees ifeneeng?
Vhet mesqooe-a? vhet mooseec? Hoo shell ve-a begooeele-a
Zee lezy teeme-a, iff nut veet sume-a deleeght?
PHILOSTRETE
Zeere-a is a breeeff hoo muny spurts ere-a reepe-a:
Meke-a chueece-a ooff vheech yuoor heeghness veell see-a furst.
Bork Bork Bork!
Geefing a peper
THESEOoS
[Reeds] 'Zee bettle-a veet zee Centoors, tu be-a soong
By un Ezeeneeun ioonooch tu zee herp.'
Ve'll nune-a ooff thet: thet hefe-a I tuld my lufe-a,
In glury ooff my keensmun Hercooles.
Bork Bork Bork!
Reeds
'Zee reeut ooff zee teepsy Becchunels,
Teereeng zee Threceeun seenger in zeeur rege-a.'
Thet is un oold defeece-a; und it ves pley'd
Vhee I frum Zeebes ceme-a lest a cunqooerur.
Bork Bork Bork!
Reeds
'Zee threece-a three-a Mooses muoorneeng fur zee deet
Ooff Leerneeng, lete-a deceesed in beggery.'
Thet is sume-a seture-a, keee und creeticel,
Nut surteeng veet a noopteeel ceremuny.
Bork Bork Bork!
Reeds
'A tedeeuoos breeeff scene-a ooff yuoong Pyremoos
Und hees lufe-a Theesbe-a; fery tregeecel murt.'
Merry und tregeecel! tedeeuoos und breeeff!
Thet is, hut ice-a und vundruoos strunge-a snoo.
Bork Bork Bork!
Hoo shell ve-a feend zee cuncurd ooff thees deescurd?
PHILOSTRETE
A pley zeere-a is, my lurd, sume-a tee vurds lung,
Vheech is es breeeff es I hefe-a knoon a pley;
Boot by tee vurds, my lurd, it is tuu lung,
Vheech mekes it tedeeuoos; fur in ell zee pley
Zeere-a is nut oone-a vurd ept, oone-a pleyer feetted:
Und tregeecel, my nuble-a lurd, it is;
Fur Pyremoos zeereeen dut keell heemselff.
Bork Bork Bork!
Vheech, vhee I sev reheersed, I moost cunffess,
Mede-a meene-a iyes veter; boot mure-a merry teers
Zee pesseeun ooff luood looghter nefer shed.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Vhet ere-a zeey thet du pley it?
PHILOSTRETE
Herd-hunded mee thet vurk in Ezeens here-a,
Vheech nefer lebuoor'd in zeeur meends teell noo,
Und noo hefe-a tueel'd zeeur unbreezeed memureees
Veet thees seme-a pley, egeeenst yuoor noopteeel.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Und ve-a veell heer it.
Bork Bork Bork!
PHILOSTRETE
Nu, my nuble-a lurd;
It is nut fur yuoo: I hefe-a heerd it oofer,
Und it is nutheeng, nutheeng in zee vurld;
Unless yuoo cun feend spurt in zeeur intents,
Ixtremely stretch'd und cunn'd veet crooel peeen,
Tu du yuoo serfeece-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
I veell heer thet pley;
Fur nefer unytheeng cun be-a emeess,
Vhee seempleness und dooty tender it.
Bork Bork Bork!
Gu, breeng zeem in: und teke-a yuoor pleces, ledeees.
Bork Bork Bork!
Ixeet PHILOSTRETE
HIPPOLYTA
I lufe-a nut tu see-a vretchedness oo'er cherged
Und dooty in hees serfeece-a pereeshing.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Vhy, gentle-a sveet, yuoo shell see-a nu sooch theeng.
Bork Bork Bork!
HIPPOLYTA
He-a seys zeey cun du nutheeng in thees keend.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Zee keender ve-a, tu geefe-a zeem thunks fur nutheeng.
Bork Bork Bork!
Oooor spurt shell be-a tu teke-a vhet zeey meesteke-a:
Und vhet puur dooty cunnut du, nuble-a respect
Tekes it in meeght, nut mereet.
Bork Bork Bork!
Vhere-a I hefe-a cume-a, greet clerks hefe-a poorpused
Tu greet me-a veet premedeeteted velcumes;
Vhere-a I hefe-a seee zeem sheefer und luuk pele-a,
Meke-a pereeuds in zee meedst ooff sentences,
Thruttle-a zeeur precteesed eccent in zeeur feers
Und in cunclooseeun doombly hefe-a bruke-a ooffff,
Nut peyeeng me-a a velcume-a. Troost me-a, sveet,
Oooot ooff thees seelence-a yet I peeck'd a velcume-a;
Und in zee mudesty ooff feerffool dooty
I reed es mooch es frum zee rettleeng tungooe-a
Ooff soocy und oodeceeuoos iluqooence-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Lufe-a, zeereffure-a, und tungooe-a-teeed seemplicity
In leest speek must, tu my cepeceety.
Bork Bork Bork!
Re-a-inter PHILOSTRETE
PHILOSTRETE
Su pleese-a yuoor grece-a, zee Prulugooe-a is eddress'd.
Bork Bork Bork!
THESEOoS
Let heem eppruech.
Bork Bork Bork!
Fluooreesh ooff troompets
Inter QOoINCE fur zee Prulugooe-a
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