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Re: MONEY!!! EASY DOLLARS!!!
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Subject: Re: MONEY!!! EASY DOLLARS!!!
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From: John Webster <johnw@cpg.com>
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Date: Mon, 16 Sep 1996 18:00:03 GMT
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Article: 14919 of alt.sustainable.agriculture
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(alt. surfers, I know you wouldn't have clicked on this if you didn't
want to read it)
This Sh*T Ssssssuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkksssss! Don't you people know it's
worse Karma to cross-post useless drivel like this than to respond to a
chain letter?
Here in alt.surfing, our souls are satisfied by getting in the waves of
Mother Ocean, not stupid get-rich-quick-and-lose-your-soul games.
There oughtta be a law.
Vertti Kiukas wrote:
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> Taking 5 minutes to read what follows can change your life :
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> I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me I could
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> make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.
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> I thought it was a huge joke. I spoke to my wife, attorney
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> and friends about it, and they all agreed it was some kind
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> of scam. I can't stand scams, because usually someone gets
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> burned, and I didn't want it to be me. Of course, I rejected
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> the idea at first. after a short period of about two weeks
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> ,I thought : "I have already heard of such things. But on
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> the Internet ?!?!? ". I decided that even if I had to throw
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> 5$ into the fire, I wouldn't mind it that much, and gave it
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> a try .After all I needed a LOT more than five dollars.
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> Two weeks later, I began receiving money in the mail! I
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> could not believe it! Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of
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> dollars began to roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had received a
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> total of $32,445! It came from everywhere in the world. My
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> bank account has changed its "-" into a big "+" (++++)!!!,I
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> bought myself a car and things I wanted for a long long time
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> for my wife and kids!
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> If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why
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> the same shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate
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> investment opportunity. You invest $5, and you receive a
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> return on your investment. So does the next investor. NOT
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> ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE.
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> If you are not interested, then don't participate, but
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> please print this article and pass it on to someone who may
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> be interested, so they can take advantage.
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> The procedure is simple: 1) Write your name and address on 5
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> sheets of paper. Below that, write the words, "Please add
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> me to your mailing list." Fold $1 note or bank draft or
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> money order in each piece of paper and mail them to the
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> following 5 addresses.:
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> 1. Bill Brown
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> 148 South Downlen #796
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> Beaumont, Tx. 77707 USA
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> 2. Olivier Arcadipane
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> 237 rue Francois Andre
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> 7390 Quaregnon BELGIUM
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> 3. Josef Malzer,
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> Brandhof 1
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> 4701 Bad Schallerbach
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> EUROPE - AUSTRIA
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> 4. Jeff Durham
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> RR3 Box 263-E
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> Mt. Vernon, KY 40456
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> 5. Juha Komulainen
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> Marintie 14
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> 16300 Orimattila FINLAND
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>
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> 2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other
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> four names up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put
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> your name as the fifth one on the list. Use a simple text
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> editor such as Notepad, in your "accessories" window (If
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> you have MS-Windows),or DOS editor. In fact, any editor
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> will do.
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> 3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are
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> 17,000, so it shouldn't be hard to find that many. Try
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> posting to as many newsgroups as you can, and the bigger
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> the newsgroup is, the more people are to see your message!
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> You are now in the mail order investment business, and
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> should start seeing returns within a week or two. Of course,
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> the more newsgroups you post to, the greater your return is.
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> If you wish to remain anonymous, you may use a psuedonym,
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> call yourself "The Manager", "The Boss", whatever but make
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> sure your address is correct.
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> Now, here is why the system works:
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> -Of every 200 posts I made, I received 5 responses. Yes,
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> only 5. You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.
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> -Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional
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> postings with your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average
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> therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at #4.
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> $50.
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> -Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at
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> #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people = $500.
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> They make 200 postings each with your name at #2=100,000
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> postings=5000 return at $1 each=$5000.
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> -Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at
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> #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops
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> off the list. AND THATS IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200
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> POSTINGS! Total income in one cycle=$55,000.
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> From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the
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> list, you take the latest posting that appears in the
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> newsgroups, and send out another $5, and put your name at
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> #5, and start posting again. Remember, 200 postings is only
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> a guideline. the more you post, the greater the return.
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> Lets review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND
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> 5 STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such an
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> effortless investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
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> Some people have said to me, "what happens if the scheme is
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> played out and no one sends me any money? "Big Deal, so you
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> lose $5-but what are the chances of that happening ?? Do you
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> Realize that NOBODY cares for the LEGAL chance of winning
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> such a BIG money as 50,000.00 $$$$ ???? and all for a
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> microscopic investment of five separate dollars? just think
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> of all of the new Internet users that join the net every
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> day!!!
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> There are millions of internet users, and millions of new
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> net surfers every month !!! This is the great plus of the
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> Internet, people all over the world can hear you and listen
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> carefully if you talk reasonably. Everyone will take that
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> chance ! I agree, If it wasn't the Internet, and was a
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> small circle of people, the chance wouldn't have been so
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> small. the amount of money had to be 200 times bigger, and
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> the chances were zero. It wouldn't succeed.
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> But here, on the Internet, it is a giant village, where new
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> thousands of members join in every day ! you CAN'T lose !!!!
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> Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly.
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> That's the only way this will work. Get a printout so you
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> can refer back to this article easily.
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> Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and
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> always keep an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is
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> playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
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> REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO
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> CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!! BESIDES,NOT PLAYING THE
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> GAME FAIRLY IS ILLEGAL.SO LET'S BE REASONABLE AND PLAY
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> FAIRLY,SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE INTERNET GOLD MINE.
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> GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ALL, And remember, play fair and you'll
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> win, I don't want to mention what might happen to those who
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> won't. AND AGAIN,SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH SOMETHING YOU
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> WANTED FOR A LONG TIME !!!
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