Subject: Wanted:Oceanography Jokes/Riddles/Puns

From: Phillip Cox <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 1995 14:16:28 -0500

I am a High School teacher who wants a group of jokes, riddles, puns, 
etc. that relates to physical and/or biological oceanography which can be 
used to entertain and interest high school marine ecology students. 
For example: What tool could you use to saw the ocean in half? A sea saw!

ok, ok, how about "What do you call an eye doctor living in the Bering 
Straits? An optical Aleutian!!

Good humor or bad humor, all is appreciated! Thanks! 

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Phillip Cox   Email:[email-masked]