This is a list of all the drinks in the Drink Search, as well as things that are related. Some of this might include recipies to. Some people really like liquers, and this tells you how to make some. Punches are really tasty, and sometimes a good alternative to a good drink, so here are quite a few ideas for those and other non-alcoholic drinks. For those who like the look and taste of a cocktail we also have a sectrion for you. Cocoa and coffee are also mighty tasty. Some drinks really don't fit into any category, so we have a section for those right here. Sodas are yummy, and good to make.For those of you who need a good caffine buzz to keep you going, we have thi to help you out. And finally for those who get hangovers due to playing too many drinking games we have all you need to know about those. If you can't decide on a drink but know what what kind of alcohol you like, here is a list of drinks by main spirit. Enjoy. (NOTE: This is a rough draft. Prettier organization coming soon.)
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** A Sample **
 
  1 oz grain alcohol
  1 oz yellow Gatorade
 
Combine in a lowball glass, no ice.
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** A-1 PICK-ME-UP **
    1 pint Dark Rum
    1 pound Rock Candy
    1 dozen Eggs
    1 dozen lemons
Squeeze the juice from al the lemons into a crock pot. Break eggs, add
them to the lemon juice, with the shells included. Cover with damp cloth.
let it sit for a few days until the egg shells dissolve. Strain through
cheese cloth into another pot, Boil rum, rock candy, and a quart of water
in a saucepan until smooth. Combine with egg mixture and bottle.
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** Abbot's Dream **
 
  2 parts Bailey's Irish Cream
  1 part  Frangelico
  1/2 banana
  1/2 part cream
 
Add to crushed ice in blender.  Serve in highball glass.
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** Abc **
 
 1 part Amaretto
 1 part Bailey's
 1 part Cointreau
Serve in a lowball glass.
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** Abortion **
 
 1 part Sambuka (anisette)
 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
 A few drops of Grenadine
 
Layer: Sambuka, Bailey's. Add grenadine so it flows through lower layers.
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** Acapulco **
 
1 1/2 oz. tequila (I think he means 1/2 oz. here...  I hope!)
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. sour mix
splash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
 
garnish with lime wedge
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** Affinity **
 3/4 oz dry vermouth
 3/4 oz sweet vermouth
 1-1/2 oz scotch
 2 dashes Angostura bitters
 
 Combine over ice, stir, strain into glass and garnish with strip of
 lemon or orange peal and cherry.
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** After Midnight **
 
   2 teaspoons of instant coffee     2 teaspoons of instant cacoa
   1 glass of cold milk.             dash of cream

 Add coffee and cacoa to milk.  Add cream to smoothen.  A bit of
 Jamacian rum is optional.
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** Afterburner **
 
a shot of half vodka, half tabasco sauce.  No kidding.
And a shot of vodka as a chaser.
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** Agent Orange **         | ** Agent Orange #2 **
                           |
 1 part Southern Comfort   | 1 oz. Vodka        1 oz. Apple Schnapps
 1 part Bailey's           | 1 oz. Rum          1 oz. Southern Comfort
                           | 1 oz. Gin          1 oz. Yukon Jack
Serve in lowball glass.    | 2 oz. Grenadine    1 oz. Melon Liqueor
                           |                    6 oz. Orange Juice
                           | Pour into 32 oz container filled to top
                           | with ice.  Shake well.  Serve.
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** Alabama Slammer #1 **
 
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. sloe gin
1/2 oz. galliano
splash of orange juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Alabama Slammer #2 **         | ** Alabama Slammer #3 **
                                 |
  1 oz. Southern Comfort         |   1 oz. Southern Comfort
1/2 oz. Orange juice             | 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
1/2 oz. sloe gin                 | 1/2 oz. Triple Sec
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shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Algonquin **
                                In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes,
1.5 oz. blended whiskey         combine all ingredients.  Shake well.
1.0 oz. pineapple juice         Strain into a cocktail glass.
0.5 oz. dry vermouth
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** Almeria **
 
1-1/2 ounces run
1 ounce brandy or Kahlua
1 ounce coffee
1 egg white
 
Blend the ingredients with ice cubes.  Strain into a glass.
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** Almond Delight **
 
 1/2 oz. Sambuka
   1 oz. Amaretto  (or 3 oz.)
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Almond Joy **
 
  1 oz. Amaretto  (or 3 oz.)
1/2 oz. Cream de Cacao
  dash of cream
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Amaretto Sombrero **
    1 part amaretto
    4 parts cream
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** Amaretto Sour (2) **
    Amaretto
    Absolut Vodka
    Five Alive (or Orange Juice)
    Lemon Juice
    Sweet and Sour Mix
    New York Seltzer Vanila Flavour
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** Amaretto Sour **
 
1 1/2 oz. amaretto
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
or serve straight in sour glass
 
garnish with cherry and orange slice
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** An Everglade **
 
  1 oz grain alcohol
  1 oz green Gatorade
 
Combine in a lowball glass with or without ice.
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** Andorian Milk **
 
    2 cl. Blue curacao
    milk
Pour blue curacao in a glass and fill with milk.
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** Anegada Punch **
    1 46 oz. can guava juice
    1 small can pineapple juice
    1 oz. grenadine
    6 oz. - 8 oz. coconut liqueur
         mix in large pitcher
         add Bacardi Black Rum to taste
         top with grated nutmeg
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** Angel's Lips **
 
   1 oz. Benedictine  (or 3 oz  )
 1/2 oz. Bailey's     (   1.5 oz)
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** Antifreeze #1 **              | ** Antifreeze #2 **
                                 |
  1 oz. banana liqueur           |    1 part triple sec
  fill with orange juice         |    1 part blue curacao
  stir in lowball glass          |    6 parts tart orange juice
                                 |    serve in highball glass over
                                 |    dry ice
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** Apache **
 
     1 part Kaluha       1 part Baileys       1 part Midori melon
 
Pour Kaluha into bottom of glass. Over the back of a spoon, add the
Baileys. Same for the Midori on top.
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** Apple Blossom **
 
  1.5 oz. Apple Schnapps
   .5 oz. Cranberry juice
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Apple Jack **
 
 1/2 oz. Apple schnapps
 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
 cinnamon powder
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Apple Pie **
 
    1 part vodka
    1 part apple juice (a little less)
    cinnomon powder
    a small glass (~6oz)
 
Pour vodka into the glass, add apple juice, a dash of cinnomon on top.
DO NOT MIX.  Drink quickly.
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** Apricot Smoothie **
 
        1 6oz can of apricot nectar
        2 jiggers light rum
        1 jigger triple sec
 
Serve over crushed ice.
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** Aquarius **
 
1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey
1/2 oz. cherry brandy
1 oz. cranberry juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Arcturian Sunrise **
 
    1   cl. blue curacao
    1   cl. blackberry liqueur (Kroatzbeere)
    0.5 cl. grenadine
    dry white sparkling wine
Pour blue curacao, blackberry liqueur, and grenadine in a water glass
(250ml).  Fill with sparkling wine.
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** Artic Freeze **
    2 oz chilled White Brandy
         Straight over ice in a rocks glass.
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** Austrian Hussar **
 
  1/5 ounces European Apricot Brandy        Lemon peel
  Tonic water or Quinine
 
In an 8-oz. highball glass filled with ice add brandy.  Fill with
tonic water or quinine.  Twist lemon peel over drink to release oils.
Garish with lemon peel.
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** B-51 **
 
 1/2 oz. Kahlua
 1/2 oz. Baileys
Serve in lowball glass.
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** B-52 **                           ** B-52 **
 
1 oz. amaretto                       1/2 shot Grand Mariner
1 oz. kahlua                         1/2 shot Kahlua
1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream           1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
 
shake, strain into shot glass    This is a layered drink.  Take a shot
                                 glass and pour in Kahlua, pour Bailey's
                                 over back of spoon next, finally add
                                 the Grand Mariner.
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** Baby's Bottom **
                                  In a mixing glass half-filled with ice
1.5 oz. blended whiskey           cubes, combine all ingredients.  Stir
0.5 oz. white creme de menthe     well.  Strain into a cocktail glass
0.5 oz. white creme de cacao
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** Bacardi Cocktail **               | ** Bacardi Cocktail **
                                     |
2 oz. light rum                      | juice 1/2 lime
2 oz. sour mix                       | 1/2 teaspoon grenadine
1/2 oz. grenadine                    | 1 1/2 oz rum
                                     |
shake, strain into cocktail glass    | cocktail glass
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** Back Street Banger **
 
 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
 1/2 oz. Bailey's
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Bad Habit **
 
 1/2 oz. Vodka
 1/2 oz. Peach schnapps
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Bahama Mama **                    | ** Bahamamama **
  1/2 oz. Coconut Rum/Coconut Liqueur|     2 oz. orange juice
  1/2 oz. Dark Rum                   |     2 oz. pineapple juice
  1/4 oz. Kahlua                     |   1/2 oz. lemon juice
  1/4 oz. 151 Bacardi                |   1/2 oz. grenadine
  4 oz. pineapple juice              |   1/2 oz. cherry herring
                                     | 1 1/2 oz. rum (spiced)
Mix and pour over ice in highball.   |     1 oz. coconut rum
                                     | Shake with ice.  Garnish with
                                     | pineapple slice and a cherry.
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** Bailey's & Amaretto **
 
  1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
  1 part Amaretto
 
Mix in lowball glass.
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** Bairn **
   2 oz Scotch
 1/2 oz Cointreau
 1-2 dashes orange bitters
 
 Combine over ice, shake, and strain into lowball glasses.
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** Baltamore Zoo **
 
1 shot light rum
1 shot gin
1 shot vodka
3/4 shot triple sec
1 shot sour mix (as above)
grenadine
splash of beer
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** Banana Banshee **
 
2 oz. banana liqueur
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Banana Colada **
 
1 small *ripe* banana
8 oz. chilled unsweetened pineapple juice (you can use chunks with juice)
1 oz. regular rum
1/2 oz. coconut rum
1/2 oz. banana liqueur
 
Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend until fairly smooth.
Serve in exotic glasses.
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** Banana Daiquiri **         | ** Banana Daquiri **
                              |
4 parts light rum             |   1 oz. White rum
1 part white creme de cacao   | 1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
1 part banana liqueur         |   1 oz. Bar Mix
1 sliced banana               |
 
blend, serve in exotic glass
straw
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** Banana Split **             | ** Banana Split **
                               |
 1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur        |  1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
 1/2 oz. Kahlua                |  1/2 oz. Vodka
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** Barbary Coast **
 
   1 oz Scotch
   1 oz Gin
   1 oz light rum
 3/4 oz white creme de cocoa
 
 Combine over ice, shake, serve in highball glass.
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** Barn Door **
 
 1-1/2 oz Scotch
     1 oz Cointreau
   1-2 dashes orange bitters
 
 Combine over ice, shake, and strain into lowball glass.
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** Bay Breeze **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with grapefruit juice
stir in highball glass
splash of cranberry juice
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** Bay Horse **
 
1.5 oz. blended whiskey
0.5 oz. Pernod
0.5 oz. dark creme de cacao
1.0 oz. heavey cream
0.25 tsp. grated nutmeg
 
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine whiskey, Pernod,
creme de cacao, and cream.  Shake well.  Strain into an old-fashioned
glass almost fill with ice cubes. Garnish with nutmeg.
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** Beachcomber **
 
1 1/2 oz rum
  1/2 oz triple sec
  1/2 oz lime juice
Serve in cocktail glass.
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** Beer, Mexican Style **
    12 oz bottle or can of beer, cold
    Pinch of coarse salt
    Small wedge of lemon or lime
         Pour beer into a chilled beer glass. Add pinch of salt. Squeeze a few d
         lemon or lime over drink, and discard wedge. Do not stir.
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** Belgian Coffee **
 
1 ounce Countreu
1 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream
 
Fill with Decaffinated Coffee
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** Bellini **
 
3/4 fill with champagne
1/4 fill with peach schnapps
 
serve in champagne glass
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** Bend-Me-Over **
  1 part amaretto       1 part sour mix
  1 part vodka          fill with orange juice
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** Bermuda Highball **
 
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. brandy
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
fill with ginger ale or club soda
 
serve in highball glass
garnish with lemon twist
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** Bermuda Rose Cocktail **
 
1 1/4 oz. gin
dash of apricot brandy
dash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Berryhill's Baby **
 
     1            kiwi fruit
     1            peach
     150g         blueberries
     200mL        dark rum
     1            zinc tablet
     1shitload    ice
     1            blender
 
 Blend first five ingredients well.  Add ice and blend until mixture
 resembles slush.
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** Between The Sheets **          |  ** Between the Sheets #2 **
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1 oz. brandy                      |     Juice of 1/4 lemon
1 oz. triple sec                  |     1/2 oz.      Brandy
1 oz. light rum                   |     1/2 oz.      Triple Sec
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shake, strain into cocktail glass | Shake with ice.  Strain.
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** Billy Taylor **
 
  juice 1/2 lime
  2 oz. gin
Fill collins glass with carbonated water and ice.  Stir
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** Birth Control **
 
 1 part Rye whiskey
 1 part Gin
 Serve in lowball glass.
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** Black and Tan **
   A drink that takes its name from the uniforms worn by the British
   Troops that occupied Ireland.
       1/2 Bass Ale
       1/2 Guiness Stout
 Fill glass half full with Harps, then dribble Guiness ever so
 carefully so that the beers don't mix (much).
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** Black Cat **                | ** Black Cat **
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 1 part Kahlua                 |  1 part Tiquila
 1 part Apricot brandy         |  1 part Amaretto
 1 part Uozo                   |
 Serve in lowball glass.
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** Black Devil **
 
3 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. dry vermouth
 
stir, strain into cocktail glass
garnish with black olive
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** Black Knight **
    1 part Kaluha
    1 part Baileys
    1 part Sambuca
    Grenadine
    Advokat (Egg Liquor)
Layer Kaluha, Baileys, and Sambuca.  Add a teaspoon of Advokat.  Put a
stopper in the the grenadine bottle and place finger on top to stop
liquid escaping.  Place bottle in bottom of glass and release.  SLAM!
 
                       \_________________________/
                        \       Sambuca         /
                         \    ___________      /
                          \__/__Advokat__\____/
                           \    Baileys      /
                            \_______________/
                             \   Kaluha    /
                              \___________/
                               \Grenadine/
                                \_______/
 
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** Black Mexican **
 
 1 part Tequila
 1 part Kahlua
 Serve in lowball glass.
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** Black Russian **
 
5 oz. vodka
2 1/2 oz. kahlua
 
stir in highball glass
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** Black Velvet **   | ** Black Velvet **
                     |
10 oz. lager         |    3-4 oz. Guiness stout, chilled
1 oz. dark rum       |    3-4 oz. dry sparkling wine, chilled
                     | Pour stout into chilled highball glass and add
serve in beer mug    | wine.
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** Black Windowless Van **
 
     150g    black raspberries
     2000mg  vitamin C
     2 Tblsp brown sugar
     2 oz    whiskey (Johny Walker Black Label)
     8 oz    dark rum
     4       ice cubes (large)
 
 Blend in blender until well liquified. Pour mixture through strainer.
 Return mixture to blender with ice and liquify.  Serve.
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** Bloody Brain **
    2 shots strawberry schnapps
    1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
    1 dash grenadine
Pour schnapps into lowball glass.  Pour Baileys right in the middle of
the schnapps.  Add grenadine.  The Bailey's should clump in the bottom,
like a brain and the rest should resemble blood, hence the name.
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** Bloody Maria **                         |** Bloody Maria #2 **
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1 1/2 oz. tequila                          | 1 oz. tequila
fill with tomato juice                     | 2 oz. tomato juice
3-5 drops tabasco                          | 1 dash lemon juice
3-5 drops Worcestershire sauce             | 1 dash tabasco sauce
dab of horseradish                         | 1 dash celery salt
dash of celery salt                        |
dash of black pepper                       | Pour into old-fashioned
dash of lemon juice                        | glass.
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stir in highball glass                     |
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garnish with celery stalk or lime wedge    |
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** Bloody Mariana **                | ** Bloody Marie **
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 2 oz. vodka                        | 1.5 oz. vodka
 6 oz. V8 juice                     | 3 oz. tomato juice
 1 tsp. lime juice                  | 0.5 Tbsp. lemon juice
 few drops Tabasco sauce            | 5 drop Worchestershire sauce
 few drops Worchestershire sauce    | 8 drop Cayenne pepper sauce
 pinch white pepper                 | 5 drop Pernod
 pinch celery salt                  |
 pinch oregano                      |
 
Combine with ice; shake.  Strain and add ice.
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** Bloody Maru **
    2 oz Sake
    4 drops Worcester Sauce
    2 drops Tabasco
    1 dab horseradish
    Squeeze of lime
    Tomato Juice
 Fill in chimney glass with ice. Stir well! Salt and pepper to taste.
 Garnish with celery.
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** Bloody Mary **                | ** Bloody Mary #2 **
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1 1/2 oz. vodka                  | 1-1/2 oz. Vodka
fill with tomato juice           | 6 oz. V8 juice
3-5 drops tabasco                | 1 Tbsp. A-1 sauce
3-5 drops Worcestershire sauce   | Dash Worstershire sauce
dab of horseradish               | Celery salt, Coarse black pepper
dash of celery salt              | Crushed ice
dash of black pepper             | Garnish with celery stalk
dash of lemon juice              |
add celery stalk or lime wedge   | Substitutions:
                                 |White rum for vodka.
stir in highball glass           |Jamaican Pickapeppa for Worchestershire
                                 |  and tobasco sauces.
celery stalk or lime wedge       |Major Peter's is the best mix for this.
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** Bloody Mary **
 
 1 oz. vodka
 shake of ground celery seed or celery salt
 1/8 tsp. ground black pepper
 1/8-1/4 lemon or lime, squeezed, thrown in
 dash each worchestershire and Tabasco sauce
 1 tsp. horseradish
 
Fill tall glass with ice.  Add ingredients.  Fill with tomato juice.
Shake.  Strain.  Garnish with celery stick.  Options: Clamato, Beefamato,
or V8 juice instead of tomato juice.  Old Bay Seasonings instead of
celery salt.  Pickled string beans, jalapenos, dill spears for garnish.
Cayenne pepper sauce instead of Tabasco sauce.
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** Blow Job **                             | ** Blow Job **
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 1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream |  1 part Bailey's
 no hands, tilt your head back and swallow |  1 part Banana Liqueur
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** Blowjob #3 **         |  ** Blowjob #4 **
                         |
   1 part Kaluha         |     1 part Irish Cream
   1 part Bailey's       |     1 part Grand Mariner
   Whipped cream         |     1 part Creme de Banana
                         |
 As above.               | With mouth, girl picks up glass and sucks.
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** Blue Devil **
 
1 shot Gin                     Shake with ice and strain into glass.  Add
1-2 oz Lemon or Lime Juice     a little Maraschino if needed.
1 dash Blue Curacao
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** Blue Dolphin **
 
        2 oz. Vermouth          dash of grenadine
      1/2 oz. Blue curacao      slice of lemon
      lemonade                  ice
To a tall glass full of ice; add vermouth and blue curacao.  Stir.  Top
up with lemonade.  Add a drop of grenadine.  Garnish with lemon slice.
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** Blue Hawaiian **                          | ** Blue Hawaiian **
                                             |
    2 pts. Malibu (or other coconut) rum     | 2 parts white rum
    1 pt. Blue Curacao                       | 1 part blue curacao
    3 pts. Pineapple Juice                   | 4 parts pineapple juice
    dash of orange juice                     | 2 parts cream of coconut
                                             | crushed ice
   Stir in highball glass and serve over ice.|
                                             | Blend. Garnish w/pineapple
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** Blue Lagoon **
 
1 shot Vodka                    Pour vodka and curacao over ice in a tall
1 shot Blue Curacao             glass and then fill to top with Lemonade.
Lemonade
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** Blue Margarita **
 
1 shot Tequila             Rub rim of glass with lime juice, dip in salt.
1/2 shot Blue Curacao      Shake ingredients with ice and strain into
1 oz Lime Juice            glass.
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** Blue Motorcycle **
 
 1 part gin           1 part light rum           1 part triple sec
 1 part vodka         1 part blue curacao        splash of sour mix
 
Add to highball.  Fill with lemon/lime soda.  Mix gently over ice.
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** Blue Sky **
     6 oz. milk
     1 oz. Blue Curaco
     Ice
 Add to shaker.  Shake.  Strain.  Serve.
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** Blue Whale **
 
  1 parts vodka
  2 parts sour mix
  1 parts blue curacao
  blend, serve in exotic glasses
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** Blueberry Daquiri **
 
  1/2 pound of blueberries            Blend in highball over ice.
  1 oz blueberry schnapps             Garnish with a lemon wedge.
  2 oz white rum
  very small amount of sugar
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** Boat Drink **
 
Fill 3/4 full of ice
3 oz. vodka
1 oz. Meyers' Rum (gotta have this fer flavor)
fill about 2/3 to top with pineapple juice
fill almost to top with orange juice
squeeze of lemon and perhaps lime, depending on your mood
 
stir well.
Serve in a big plastic ice tea tumbler (30-32 oz)
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** Boccie Ball **             |  ** Bocci Ball **
                              |
1 1/2 oz. amaretto            |   1 part amaretto
fill with club soda           |   1 part orange juice
splash of orange juice        | 1/2 part vodka
 
serve in highball glass
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** Boilermaker **
   1 oz. blended whiskey   12 oz. beer
 
Pour the whiskey into a shot glass.  Pour the beer into a mug.
Drop shot glass into beer mug and drink.  Or drink whiskey in one go.
Sip the beer.
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** Bonbon **
 
 1 part Triple Sec
 1 part Tequila
 a drop of Grenadine
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Bonny Doon **
 
 1-1/2 oz Scotch
   1/2 oz sweet vermouth
    2 tsp Benedictine
 
 Combine over ice, shake, strain into glass.
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** Bootleg **
 
 1 part Jack Daniels
 1 part Sambuca
 1 part Southern Comfort
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Bootlegger **
 
 1 part Jack Daniels
 1 part Tequila
 1 part Southern Comfort
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Borinquen **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. Rose's
1 oz. orange juice
splash of passion fruit syrup
dash of 151 rum
 
blend, serve in lowball glass
straw
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** Boston Cocktail **
 
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. Cointreau
1 oz. light rum
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Boston Gold **
 
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. banana liqueur
fill with orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Boston Tea Party **
 
   equal parts :
        vodka, scotch, dry vermouth, triple sec, rum, gin, tequila
   1/4 fill with orange juice
   1/4 fill with coke
   sour mix to taste
 Serve in highball glass; alcohol should fill half of glass;
 with O.J., coke, and sour mix filling the rest.
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** Bourbon Fog **
 
1 quart bourbon                   | 1 part bourbon
1 quart strong coffee             | 1 part vanilla ice cream
1 quart vanilla ice-cream         | 1 part coffee
                                  | Stir in highball glass
Chill the coffee.  Mix all the ingredients in a punch bowl.  Serve with
a small amount of ice.
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** Bourbon Highball **
 
1 1/2 oz. bourbon
fill with ginger ale or club soda
 
serve in highball glass
lemon twist
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** Bourbon Street ** (30-35 servings)
 
     1 bottle (750 ml.) bourbon
     3 pints strong black coffee, at room temperature
     1 pint half-and-half
     4 oz. amaretto
     1 quart ice cream, vanilla or coffee - half-thawed
     Bitter-chocolate shavings, optional
 
     In large pitcher, combine, bourbon, coffee, half-and-half,
     and amaretto.  Chill well.  Place ice cream in large punch
     bowl.  Slowly stir in mixture from pitcher.  Decorate with
     chocolate shavings, if desired.
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** Bowen Special **
                                Cut flesh of mango into small chunks.
      1-2 Mango                 Put in a container and cover with Grand-
  1/2-3/4 cup Grand-Marnier     Marnier.  Leave in fridge for 1 to 2
      Champagne, chilled        days.  Stir occationally.
 
Place 1 or 2 spoons of the fruit (and some of the juice) into whatever
your drinking from.  Top up with chilled Champagne.
 
Dessert and drink's all in one!!
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** Brain **
   1 shot Peachtree Schnapps          1/2 shot grenedine (bloody brain)
   1 shot Baileys
 
   Proceedure: Over the back of a spoon pour some Baileys into a shot
      glass of Peachtree Schnapps.
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** Brain - Bloody **
 
    1 shot Peachtree Schnapps or Blueberry Schnapps
    Pour some Irish Cream on top
    Grenadine or Cherry Liqueur
 
  Proceedure: As above but pour grenadine down a stirrer through
     the Irish Cream in several places to form tendrals.
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** Brain - Bloody Shot **
 
  Fill shot glass 3/4 of the way with Peach Schnapps
  Add: 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
       a dash of Cherry Liqueur
 
  Fill container with peach schnapps.  Add Bailey's over the back of
  a spoon.  Add a dash of cherry liqueur in the middle of the shot.
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** Brain Revisited **
 
1 shot of 151 rum
1 shot of Amaretto
1 tsp of Bailey's Iris Cream
 
     The best one: 1 shot of 151 rum, 1 shot of Amaretto, a small amount
         of chilled Baileys Irish Cream (BIC).  Pour the rum and amaretto
         into the glass, then add the baileys slowly, in a small stream.
      This is best done with a large pipette or eye dropper, but can
         also be done by pouring the baileys over a cherry held by the
         stem (that's the cherry which is held by the stem).  The baileys
         should drip off the cherry in a small stream.
 
      This will result in a drink which is amber coloured, with a
         vaguely brain coloured and shaped glop of baileys suspended in
         the middle.  Two of these will wipe most people out.  It tastes
         good too.  Not recommended to be drunk near open flames.
 
The Brain (#2)
 
 1 shot of vodka
 1 shot of clear rum
 1 tsp  of baileys
 
      The second best one: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of clear rum, chilled
         baileys.  Mix as above.
 
      The third best one: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of peppermint schnapps.
          Mix as above.  This tastes sort of like a candy cane.
 
      Others: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of any schnapps, OR, 2 shots of any
          schnapps, baileys.  Mix as above.
 
  Observations: chilling all components of the drink doesn't seem
      to hurt, and may help in keeping the baileys from mixing as much
      with the fluid it's suspended in.  Adding a very small amount of
      Grenadine to the completed drink results in the Hemoraged (sp?)
      Brain, but personally I don't think it's that great.  The grenadine
      sinks to the bottom and is tough to see.
 
      Serving suggestion:  Buy some small lab beakers (new, not used) to
         serve this in.  For extra colour and flavour, try floating some
         coffee beans in the drink.  For extra creativity, try adding
         food colouring, or using an eye dropper for the baileys to squeeze
            it out in wierd shapes beneath the surface of the booze.
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** Brandy Alexander **
 
2 oz. brandy
2 oz. dark creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
pinch of nutmeg and/or cinnamon
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** Brandy Highball **
 
1 1/2 oz. brandy
fill with ginger ale or club soda
 
serve in highball glass
lemon twist
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** Brave Bull **
 
5 oz. tequila
2 1/2 oz. kahlua
 
stir in highball glass
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** Bronx Cocktail **
 
1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. dry vermouth
1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
splash of orange juice
 
Shake, strain into cocktail glass
orange slice
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** Bronx Terrace Cocktail **
 
 1 1/2 oz. gin
 1 1/2 oz. vermouth
 juice 1/2 lime
 cocktail glass
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** Brown Cocktail **
 
 3/4 oz. gin
 3/4 oz. rum
 3/4 oz. dry vermouth
 cocktail glass
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** Bubble Gum **
 
 1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
 1/2 oz. Southern comfort
 1/2 oz. Milk
 1/2 oz. Grenadine
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Bulldog **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
fill with ginger ale or club soda
splash of orange juice
 
serve in highball glass
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** Bum Fucker **
 
 1 part Jack Daniels
 1 part Tequila
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Burnt Raybird **
 
   1/4 oz. amaretto
   1/4 oz. creme de cacao (dark)
   1/4 oz. kahlua
   5 oz. hot coffee
   whip cream
 Serve in a mug.
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** Buttercup **
 
  1/2 oz. butterscotch schnapps
  1 oz. Truffles liqueur
  2 oz. hot half-and-half
  whip cream
Serve in a mug.
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** Caesar Cocktail **
    Tabasco Pepper Sauce
    Worcestershire Sauce
    1 part Vodka
    4 parts Clamato Cocktail
Rim glass with celery salt.  Over ice, add one dash of Tabasco pepper
sauce, two dashes Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper to taste.  Add
Vodka and Clamato Cocktail, and garnish with a slice of lime.
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** Cafe Amaretto **
 
  1/2 oz. amaretto
  1/2 oz, kahlua
  1 cup hot coffee
  whipped cream
 
 Pour liqueurs into coffee and top with whipped cream.  Serve in mug.
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** Cafe Antrim **
 
     1 oz. Old Bushmills Irish whiskey
     1 teaspoon cognac
     1/2 teaspoon superfine sugar
     Hot black coffee
     1/4 slice orange
 
     Shake whiskey, cognac, and sugar briskly in shaker
     to dissolve sugar.  Pour into demitasse cup or old
     fashioned glass.  Fill with coffee; stir.  Garnish
     with orange.
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** Cafe Brutlot ** (10-12 servings)
 
     A distinctive version from Brennan's; a New Orleans resturant.
 
     4-in. cinnamon stick
     8-10 whole cloves
     Peel of 2 oranges, in thin slivers
     Peel of 2 lemons, in thin slivers
     6 lumps sugar
     8 oz. brandy, warmed
     2 oz. curacao, warmed
     1 quart strong black coffee
 
     Combine spices, peels, and sugar in brulol or 2-quart chafing-
     dish pan; mash with ladle.  Add brandy and curacao; stir;
     ignite with long match.  Ladle flaming spirits back and forth
     from pan to bowl, creating the effect of a column of fire.
     When sugar is dissolved, gradually add hot coffee, stirring
     until flames burn out.  Strain into brulot or demitasse cups.
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** Cafe Caribbean **
 
3/4 oz. Amaretto
3/4 oz. Rum
4 oz. Coffee
1 tspn. sugar   \ can substitute one large scoop of good ice
Whipped Cream   / cream a la Haagen-Dazs/Ben & Jerry's (try
                  using different chocolate/vanilla flavours)
 
dash Regnier on the whipped cream. (optional)
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** Cafe D'Olla **
 
     2/3 cup *coarsely* ground dark but not super dark roast coffee
                     (called Vienna roast at my favorite shop)
     1 quart water
     1/3 to 1/2 cup dark brown sugar
     1 teaspoon molasses
     1 cinamon stick
     a few anise seeds (optional)
 
        Put sugar, molasses, and spices into water and slowly bring to
a boil.  Stir in coffee, and return to boiling.  Remove from heat, and
let steep covered for five minutes.  Pour through strainer.  Drink!
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** Cafe Diable **
 
          2 Tbsp sugar
          5 oz dark rum or brandy
          2 orange twists
         10 whole cloves
          2 1" cinnamon sticks
          5 cups strong, hot coffee
 
Place all ingredients except the coffee in a chafing dish.  Heat gently,
 stirring constantly.
Ignite and allow to burn for 1 minute.
Slowly add coffee.
Ladle into cups, remove the spices.
Makes 4-6 servings.
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** Cafe French **
 
  1/2 oz. triple sec
  1/2 oz. amaretto
  1/4 oz. Baileys Irish Cream
  5 oz. hot coffee
 Serve in mug.
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** Cafe Instabul ** (4 servings)
 
     A combination of Ethiopean Harrar and Tanzanian Peaberry
     coffees are often used for this kind of brew - also known
     as Turkish Coffee.
 
     1 3/4 cup cold water
     1/4 cup superfine sugar
     3 tablespoons pulverized dark-roast coffee
 
     Measure water into copper or brass-and-tin ibrik or saucepan.
     Add sugar and bring to boil.  Stir in coffee; bring to boil.
     Allow the beverage to boil up to 3 more times, removing from
     heat each time.  Sprinkle with a few drops of cold water.
     Serve in demitasse cups.
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** Cafe Royal **
 
     1 sugar cube
     brandy
     hot coffee
Put sugar cube, well soaked in brandy, in a spoon and ignite; when flame
is out, drop into coffee
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** Cafe Royale #2 **
 Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Brandy for Kahlua and
 brandy.
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** Caipirinha **
 
 2 limes (halved)            Cut lime in half, put in small glass.
 2 Tbs. sugar (heaping)      Grind sugar into limes. Add cachaca.
 2-3 oz. Cachaca             Cover.  Shake.  Add ice.  If vodka is
 crushed ice                 added its a Caipiroska.  Tequila will
                             give a Caipiruka.
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** Caitian Tongue Tickler **
         fill 2/3rds of highball glass with pineapple pieces
    1/3 oz. grenadine
         fill with pineapple flavored wine
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** California Lemonade **
 
2 oz. blended whiskey
2 oz. sour mix
dash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** California Root Beer **
 
1 oz. kahlua
1 oz. galliano
2 oz. club soda
1 oz. coke
optional splash of beer
 
serve in highball glass
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** Calvin's Trip **
 
   1 part Triple Sec
   1 part Calvados
   2 parts Cointreau
 
Mix, put in glasses, put in a lemon wedge and warm up.
 
To serve, ignite and sprinkle ground cinammon over
flames.   Add a very small amount of cinammon after
you extinquish the flame.
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** Campton Place Cafe Sonia **
 
     Heavey cream, chilled
     Vanilla extract
     3/4 oz. Metaxa 7-Star
     1/2 oz. amaretto
     1/2 oz. Tia Maria
     Hot black coffee
     Sugar, if desired
 
     Lightly beat cream with few drops vanilla.  Reserve.  To
     warmed 7-oz. mug, add Metaxa, amaretto, and Tia Maria.
     Pour in coffee.  Taste for sweetness; add sugar if desired.
     Top with beaten cream.
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** Cape Codder **                 | ** Cape Codder #2 **
                                  | 1 1/2 oz. rum
1 1/2 oz. vodka                   | 3 oz. cranberry juice
fill with cranberry juice         | juice 1/2 lime
                                  | Pour into old-fashioned glass and
stir in highball glass            | fill with carbonated water.
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** Capital Punishment **          | ** Capital Punishment **
                                  |
 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels           |  1 part Jack Daniels
 1 1/2 oz. Amaretto               |  1 part Cointreau
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Cappuchino Sausalito **
 
1/2 oz. amaretto
1/2 oz. kahlua
1/2 cup hot coffee
1/2 cup hot chocolate
whip cream
serve in coffee mug
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** Capri **         2 oz. banana liqueur
                    2 oz. white creme de cacao    Shake.  Strain into a
See Banana Banshee  2 oz. light cream             highball glass.
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** Caribbean Punch **
    1 scoop crushed ice
    juice of 1/2 lime
    1 oz. pineapple juice
    1 oz. orange juice
    3/4 oz. banana liqueur
    2 oz. dark rum
Shake, top with grated nutmeg.
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** Cement Mixxer **
  1 shot Bailey's
  1 shot lime juice
Open mouth.  Pour in shots.  Close mouth.  Shake head.  Swallow.
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** Chambord & Champagne **
 
fill with champagne
dash of chambord
serve in champagne glass
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** Chambord & Cognac **
 
1 part Chambord
1 part Cognac
heat in brandy snifter
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** Chambord Colada **
 
1 1/2 oz. Chambord
1 1/2 oz. light rum
2 oz. pineapple juice
1/2 oz. cream of coconut
3/4 cup ice
mix in blender
serve in highball glass
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** Chambord Frost **
1 1/2 oz. Chambord
juice of 1/4 lemon
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Chelsea Sidecar Cocktail **
 
3/4 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. gin
cocktail glass
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** Chi-Chi **
 
1 part vodka
1 part cream of coconut
2 parts pineapple juice
blend, serve in exotic glass
cherry and/or pineapple slice
straw
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** Chihuahua **
 
   1 part Rum or Whiskey         3-4 sugar cubes
   1 part Cointreau
 
In lowball glass, add ingredients.  **Fill glass to Brim**.  Otherwise
you will a) burn your lips, b) break the glass.  On a fork place three or
four sugar cubes.  Light the liquid with a match (easy way: take a little
bit in a spoon, warm it and light it, then pour back n glass).  Put sugar
over flame and wait until dissolved.  When sugar as dissolved, extinguish
flame by stirring with the fork rapidly, without touching the glass.
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** Choco Colada **
    1 scoop crushed ice
    1 1/2 oz. - 2 oz. cream or milk
    3/4 oz. creme de coconut
    3/4 oz. chocolate syrup
    1/4 oz. Kahlua
    1 1/2 oz. white rum
    1/2 oz. dark rum
Mix or blend into exotic glass, top with chocolate shavings
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** Chocolate Chip **
 
 1 1/2 oz. chilled Vodka
 1 1/2 oz. Frangelica
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Chocolate Covered Banana **
 
Creme de Cocoa, Creme de Banana, Vodka, cream.
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** Chunky Snakebite **
     Shot of Tequila
     Shot of Hot Salsa
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** Cincinutti **
     1.5 oz. Lemon-Lime Gatorade
     0.5 oz. Bottom Shelf Gin
     0.25 tsp. ground CINnamon
     1 whole sardine (canned)
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** Clear Espresso **
     2 oz. double espresso, fresh (of course).
     1 oz. Everclear
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** Cocomacoque **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
2 oz. orange juice
2 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into highball glass
 
2 oz. Burgundy wine
pineapple slice
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** Coconut Cream Pie **
 
 1 1/2 oz. Coconut Rum
 top off with whipped cream
Serve in shot glass.
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** Coffee Alexander **
    2 oz. coffee brandy
    2 oz. white creme de cacao
    2 oz. light cream
Shake, strain into highball glass
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** Coffee Alexander **
 
2 oz. coffee brandy
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Coffee Bustamante **
 
     A heady blend of brandy, liquers, and coffee from the
     Ritz-Carlton, Busckhead (uptown Atlanta), the drink was
     concieved by bartender Julius Bustamante.
 
     1 1/2 ozs.  Courvoisier
     1 oz. Kahlua
     1/2 oz. Benedictine
     7 ozs. hot coffee
     Unsweetened whipped topping
     1/2 oz. Mozart Chocolate Nougat liqueur
     Grated white chocolate, optional
 
     In warmed, heatproof 12-oz. mug or glass, combine Courvoisier,
     Kahlua, and Benedictine.  Pour in hot coffee.  Top with whipped
     cream; drizzle chocolate liqueur on top. Sprinkle with grated
     white chocolate, if desired.
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** Coffee Fantasy **
    1 1/3 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
    1 1/3 oz. cold coffee
Fill with milk and stir thoroughly
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** Coffee Fling **
 
     1 oz. Scotch liquer, Drambuie or Lochan Ora
     Hot black coffee
     Sugar
     Lemon-peel segment
 
     Pour liquer into cup.  Add hot coffee to fill, or to
     taste.  Stir.  Add sugar; if desired.  Twist lemon peel
     over cup to release oils, then discard.
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** Coldcocked **
 
 In a blender mix:
    1 can frozen Bacardi pina colada mix
    1.5 can Souther Comfort
    0.75 can of Pepsi cola
    Ice
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** Colorado Bulldog **
 
5 oz. vodka
2 1/2 oz. kahlua
3 oz. coke
 
stir in highball glass
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** Colorado Skies **
 
     1 oz. Blue Curacao
     1 oz. Tequilla
     4-6 oz. Grapefruit juice
 
 Mix in a highball over crushed ice.
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** Comfortable Brother **
 
 1 1/2 oz. Southern comfort
 1 1/2 oz. Frangelica
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Comfortable Screw **
 
1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with orange juice
 
serve in highball glass
 
      Alternate: equal parts vodka & Southern Comfort
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** Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall **
 
        3/4 oz. vodka over ice in highball glass
        3/4 oz. Southern Comfort
        fill with orange juice
        splash of galliano
 
Alternate: add 3/4 oz. peach schnapps to get a Fuzzy Screw...
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** County Cork Irish Coffee **
 
     1 1/2 oz. Jameson Irish whiskey
     4 ozs. hot black coffee
     1 rounded teaspoon brown sugar, or to taste
     Heavey cream, lightly beaten
 
     Preheat Irish-coffee goblet or heatproof mug.  Add
     whiskey, coffee, and sugar; stir to dissolve sugar.
     Top generously with collar of cream.  Don't stir.
     The idea is to sip the coffee through the cream.
       Note: For special occations, make the drink with
     12-year-old Jameson 1780 Special Reserve.
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** Cranapple **
 
 1 part Apple Schnapps
 1 part Cranberry juice
Serve in a lowball glass.
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** Cranberry ZZ **
 
     strawberries
     1 lime
     sugar to taste
     cranberry juice
     ice cubes
     rum
Blend the strawberries, lime juice, sugar, cranberry juice and ice until
smooth but not runny.  Pour over rum for a very refreshing drink.
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** Creamsicle **            | ** Creamsicle **     | ** Creamsicle **
                            |                      |
2 oz. triple sec            |  3 parts Amaretto    | 1 part Amaretto
2 oz. white creme de cacao  |  3 part Kahlua       | 1 part 15% Cream
2 oz. light cream           |  1 part Milk         | 1 part Orange Juice
                            |  1 part Orange Juice |
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Creamy Bush **
 
   1 part Baileys
   1 part Old Bushmills Irish Whiskey
 
Serve in rocks glass.
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** Crystal Clean **
  10-12 oz. Crystal Pepsi            1 shot Everclear
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** Cuba Libre **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
fill with coke
 
serve in highball glass
lime wedge
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** Cuban Cocktail **
 
2 oz. rum
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
juice 1/2 lime
cocktail glass
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** Cuban Special Cocktail **
 
1 oz. rum
1/2 teaspoon triple sec
1 tablespoon pineapple juice
juice 1/2 lime
cocktail glass
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** Cum In A Hot Tub **
     1/2 shot o.j.
     1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
 
     pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect
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** Cyclon Attack **
 
    2 cl. lemon juice  (top)
    2 cl. blue curacao (bottom)
In a cocktail glass add blue curacao.  Carefully add lemon juice over
the back of a spoon.
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** Daily Mail **
 
 2-1/2 oz Scotch
  1/2 tsp superfine sugar
    2 tsp lemon juice
    2 dashes Curacao
    1 dash Amaretto
 
 Combine, stir, pour into cocktail glasses filled with crushed ice.
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** Daiquiri **
 
2 oz. light rum
2 oz. sour mix
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into highball glass
lime wedge
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** Daiquiri Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. rum
1 reaspoon powdered sugar
juice 1 lime
cocktail glass
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** Daiquiri Slush **
 
                2   cups sugar
                1   cup hot water
                1   large can unsweetened pineapple juice
                2   cups vodka
                1/2 cup dry gin
                1/2 cup light rum
                2   cups cold water
                3   small cans frozen lime-ade
                48  oz 7-Up
 
Dissolve sugar in hot water.  Mix the pineapple juice, vodka, gin, rum,
water, and lime-ade with the sugar water.  Freeze in a large container.
My sister's recipe says to add the 7-up to this before freezing, but it
just turns out to be pretty much a big chunk of ice on top and all the
other stuff on the bottom.  What we do is fill each glass 3/4 full with
slush and then add cold 7-up and mix a little.
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** Dark and Stormy **
 
  1 part black rum
  1 part ginger beer (non-alcoholic)
 
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Dark Lagoon **
 
   13    pineapple pieces
    1 cl blue curacao
    1 cl grenadine
   pineapple flavored sparkling wine
Put pineapple pieces in a water glass (250ml) and pour blue curacao and
grenadine over them.  Fill with pineapple flavored sparkling wine.
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** Darryl Rasberry **
 
One shot of Rasberry Schnapps and Lemon-Lime Slice
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** Deep Throat **
     (same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
     the tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal
 
** Deep Throat #2 **
   2 oz. Tequila
   2 oz. Kuluha      Pour over ice.
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** Depth Charge **
 
10 oz. lager
1 1/2 oz. tequila
Drop tequila shot into beer mug.
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** Derby Daiquiri **
 
1 1/2 oz. rum
1 oz. orange juice
1 tablespoon lime juice
1 teaspoon sugar
Combine with shaved ice, blend at low speed, pour into champagne glass.
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** Dirty Mother **
 
3 oz. brandy
3 oz. kahlua
 
stir in highball glass
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** Dirty Sock **
 
 1 1/2 oz. Scotch
 1 1/2 oz. Pineapple juice
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Double Jack **            | ** Double Jack #2 **
                             |  3 oz. Yukon Jack
 1 part Yukon Jack           |  1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels
 1 part Jack Daniels         |
Serve in lowball glass.      | Shake, strain into highball glass.
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** Dr. Pepper **             | ** Dr. Pepper ** | ** Flaming Dr. Pepper**
    In shot glass:           |                  |
        1/2 shot amaretto    |  1 part Amaretto |  1 shot Amaretto
        1/2 shot Kahlua      |  1 part Coke     |  1 jigger 151 rum
        top off with 151 rum |                  |
    3/4 full glass of beer:  |                  |
 
  Proceedure: Get a glass of beer with some room left in it.  Light
    the shot on fire, and drop it into the beer.  Chug the whole thing
    down.
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** Dracula's Snack **
    1 oz. Obstler
    1 oz. raspberry syrup
Stir thoroughly and serve in glass, looks like blood
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** Dragons Breath **
 
 2 parts Everclear               Pour ingredients over dry ice
 2 parts Vodka                   in a tall glass.
 2 parts Gin
 1 part  Dark rum
 1 part  Peppermint Schnapps
 3 parts Bud Light
 Coke (to taste)
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** Drink of the Gods **
     2 parts Vodka
     1 part blueberry schnapps
     1 part pineapple juice
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** Dutch Coffee **
  Same procedure as the Spanish Coffee substituting Vandermint
  for Kahlua and brandy.
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** El Presidente Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. rum
1 teaspoon grenadine
1 teaspoon pineapple juice
juice 1 lime
cocktail glasses
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** Electric Iced Tea **
   Make a Long Island Iced Tea, but substitute 7UP for coke and
   Blue Curaco for iced tea.
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** Embryo **
- shot glass full of Pepp.  Schnapps.  Put a straw in the middle, and run
  a drop of half and half down the straw.  It curdles in the schnapps.
  For added affect, run a drop of grenadine down the straw too.
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** Emerald **
 
     1 oz. gin
     1 oz. dry vermouth
   1/2 oz. blue curacao
   1/2 oz. midori (melon liquer)
 
Stir thoroughly with ice and a straw into a cocktail glass.
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** English Highball **
 
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. brandy
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
fill with ginger ale or club soda
 
serve in highball glass
 
lemon twist
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** Everclear Jello (190 proof grain alcohol)
    Orange Flavored Jello
    Knox Unflavored Jello
    1 cup of Everclear
Take the 4 cup of water jello box and empty it into a bowl, mix in 3 cups
hot water and disolve jello, add two packets of knox unflavored jello,
add the cup of everclear.  Pour into mold or for best results pour into
pill cups (small ones you get in the hospital) and let set 2+ hours.
Vodka can be substituted for everclear with good results, just use two
cups of vodka and two cups of water.
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** EverSquirt **
 
5 oz Squirt soda
1 oz Everclear
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** Everybody's Irish **
                                  In a mixxing glass half-filled with
2 oz. Irish Whiskey               ice cubes, combine all ingredients.
1 oz. green Creme de Menthe       Stir well. Strain into a cocktail
1 oz. green Chartreuse            glass.
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** Fairmont Hotel Cherry Flip **
 
     Concieved of by bartender Kathryn Thomas
 
     3/4 oz. cherry-flavored brandy
     1/2 oz. creme de cacao
     Hot blak coffee
     Whipped cream
     Cherry with a stem
 
     Pour brandy and liqueur into pre-warmed cup or mug.
     Add coffee - about 5 ounces.  Top with mound of whipped
     cream.  Garnish with cherry.
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** Faith, Hope, and Garrity **
    1 oz Irish Whiskey
    3-4 oz V-8 Juice
    1 tsp Smoky Barbecue Sauce
    1 tsp Lemon Juice
    4-5 ice cubes
    6 oz Beer, chilled
Combine all ingredients except beer in a mixing glass, and stir well.
Pour into a chilled, tall glass, and fill with beer.
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** Fifty-Fifty Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 1/2 oz. dry vermouth
cocktail glass
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** Fire and Ice **
 
    1 1/2 oz. pepper vodka  1 tsp. dry vermouth
 
In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, combine both of the
ingredients.  Stir well, then strain into another glass.
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** Fire Vodka ("Krunpnik") **
 
  Warm Vodka over low heat and add:  Lots of honey, a cinnamon stick,
  shaved nutmeg, whole cloves.  Let steep and serve warm.
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** Fire-Tini Hunter **
 
Take a chilled martini glass and swirl a small amount of vermouth in
it.  Fill the glass with Stolichnya Pepper Vodka from the freezer --
it should be very cold and noticably thickened.  Garnish with a piece
of pickled garlic on a toothpick (available from your local Thai
market).  Alternative garnish: Garlic Stuffed Santa Barbara Olive.
 
Serve immediately and stand back!
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** Fireball #1 **      | ** Fireball #2 **     | ** Fireball #3 **
                       |                       |
 1 part Brandy         |  1 part Kahlua        |.5 shot Cinnamon schnapps
 1 part Sambuca        |  1 part Uozo          |.5 shot Cherry brandy
Serve in lowball glass.|Serve in lowball glass.|
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** Firecracker **
 
 1 part Cinnamon Schnapps
 1 part Cherry Brandy
 a dash of Tabasco sauce
Serve in lowbnall glass.  Optional: dash of cinnamon.
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** Fireman's Sour **
 
2 oz. rum
1 tablespoon grenadine
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
juice 2 limes
Pour into delmonico glass and fill with carbonated water.
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** Firestorm **
    1 1/2 oz. Firewater
    1 1/2 oz. Rumpleminz
    1 1/2 oz. 151 rum
         serve on ice
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** Flambe **
Layer in a glass grenadine, Creme De Menthe, Vodka and a splash of 151
rum on the top.  Take two large straws and a match, light it, stick in
both straws and drink quickly, before the straws melt.  If done right it
tastes good, and looks impressive.  If done wrong, you singe your
eyebrows and feel like an idiot.
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** Flaming Armadillo **
 
Take a large shot glass.  Half and half with Tequila and Amaretto.  Float
151 rum on top.  Light and drink while still glowing blue.  I do remember
a happy but thoroughly inebriate man with one side of his bearded face
blue, and he happily trying to slap it out -- and just trying to slap
his face was a challenge.  Drink very carefully.
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** Flaming Asshole **
  1 part Blackberry brandy          Add to lowball.  Light.
  1 part Bicardi's 151 rum          [Tastes so bad that only an asshole
  1 part Tequila                    would drink it.]
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** Flaming Blue Fuck **
 
 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
 1/2   oz. Blue Curaco
 Serve in a shot glass
 Set on fire and drink through a straw.
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** Flaming Orgasm **
 
    12 oz. larger in beer mug
    1 1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 rum
 
     pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam...
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** Flying Dutchman **
 
2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. Cointreau or Triple Sec
 
Combine the Gin and other in a small glass almost filled w/ ice cubes.
Stir well, let it chill, strain into another glass, then serve.
(NOTE) Can also be served warm. Serve in old-fashioned glass.
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** Flying Fuck **
 
 1 part Sambuca
 1 part Jack Daniels
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Fog Cutter (1) **              | ** Fog Cutter (2) **
                                  | 1   oz. Light rum
    1 1/2 oz Light Rum            | 2   oz. Gin
    1/2 oz Brandy                 | 1   oz. Cherry Liquor
    1/2 oz Gin                    | 2   oz. Dubonet
    1 oz Orange Juice             | 1.5 oz. Orzatta Syrup
    3 tablespoons Lemon Juice     | 0.5 oz. Grenadine
    1 1/2 oz Orgeat Syrup         | 1   oz. Lemon juice
    splash Demarera Rum (float)   | 3   oz. Orange juice
Shake w/ice. Strain into cocktail | Mix. Garnish with an umbrella.
glass.                            | Garnish with 7 exotic fruits.
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** Fog Horn **            | ** Fog Horn **
                          |
1 1/2 oz. gin             | 1 1/2 oz. gin
dash of Rose's            | juice 1/2 lime
fill with ginger ale      |
                          | Pour into highball
serve in highball glass   | glass and fill with
                          | ginger ale.
lime wedge                |
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** Fred Fuddpucker **       |  ** Freddy Thudpucker **
                            |
1 1/2 oz. tequila           |  1 part tequila
fill with orange juice      |  1 part Galliano
                            |  1 part orange juice
stir in highball glass
 
splash of galliano
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** French Coffee **
  Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Grand Marnier
  for Kahlua and brandy.
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** French Connection **
 
5 oz. brandy
2 1/2 oz. amaretto
 
stir in highball glass
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** French Summer **
 
3/4 oz. Chambord
3 oz. sparkling water
slice lemon and orange
add chambord to wine glass,
then water. Garnish and stir.
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** Frigid Hairy Virgin **
    2 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    2 parts pineapple juice
         blend with ice, serve in exotic glass.
    cherry
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** Frog **
 
   1 part Gin          1 part Triple Sec       1 part Sour Mix
 
Mix in a highball glass over cracked ice.
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** Frozen Daiquiri **             | ** Frozen Daiquiri **
                                  |
5 parts light rum                 | 1 1/2 oz. rum
1 part triple sec                 | 1 tablespoon triple sec
3 parts sour mix                  | 1 1/2 oz. lime juice
                                  | 1 cup crushed ice
Blend, serve in exotic glass      |
                                  | Blend at low speed for five seconds,
Lemon wedge or orange slice       | then blend at high speed until firm.
                                  | Pour into champagne glass.
Straw                             |
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** Frozen Margarita **
    2 parts tequila
    1 part triple sec
    4 parts sour mix
    dash of Rose's
         blend, serve in exotic glass.
    optional salted rim
    big lime wedge
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** Frozen Matador **           |  ** Frozen Matador **
                               |
1-1/2 ounces Tequila           |   1 part tequila
2 ounces pinapple juice        |   3 parts pinapple juice
1/2 ounce lime juice           |   splash of grenadine
1/3 cup crushed ice            |   blend, serve in exotic glass
                               |   pineapple stick
Blend at low sped 10-15 seconds, garnish with a fresh pinapple
stick.
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** Frozen Mudslide **
 
  2 oz. Kahlua                      2 cups Vanilla icecream
  2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream        2 cups ice, finely chopped
  1 oz. Vodka
 
Put all ingredients (except ice) into a blender.  Turn blender on low for
30 seconds then highest for remaining time.  After the mixture is WELL
blended.  add the ice GRADUALLY through the little hole through the top.
1-2 cubes at a time.  Use small cubes.  Do not use the big glacier-like
pieces or it won't come out right.  Once the ice is all in, let it run
for another minute or so.  Pour into your favorite goblet, wine glass
whatever.  If you like, lace the inside of it with a splash of chocolate
syrup if you like.
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** Frozen Pineapple Daiquiri **
 
     1 1/2 oz light rum            Combine rum, pineapple, lime juice
     4 pineapple chunks            sugar, and crushed ice in blender.
     1 tablespoon lime juice       Blend at slow speed.
     1/2 teaspoon sugar
     1 cup crushed ice
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** Frozen Tequila Screwdriver **
1-1/2 ounces Tequila
3 ounces iced orange juice
1/3 cup crushed ice
 
Blend as in others, garnish with orange slice.
 
And please use fresh lime juice -- Koolaide just won't do!
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** Fruit Margarita **
    2 parts tequila
    1 part triple sec
    4 parts sour mix
    fresh fruit
         blend, serve in exotic glass
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** Fuzzy Dick **
 
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Grand Marnier
 
 Fill with coffee.  Top with whip cream.  Serve in coffee glass.
 Don't forget to specify if that's "straight up" or "on the rocks".
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** Fuzzy Iranian **
Drop one shot of Peach Schnapps into a Milwaukee's Best
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** Fuzzy Navel **         | ** Fuzzy Navel **
                          |
1 1/2 oz. peach schnapps  |  2 parts Raki           Mix in blender with
fill with orange juice    |  1 part Orange juice    crushed ice.  Strain.
                          |  2 oz. Peach puree      Serve in highball
stir in highball glass    |                         glass w/peach slice.
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** Fuzzy Screw **
 
3/4 oz. vodka over ice in highball glass
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
fill with orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Gasoline **
 
 1 part Southern Comfort
 1 part Tequila
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Gene Splice **
 
    1 oz. Triple Sec
    1 oz  Vodka
    1 oz. Raspberry Schnapps
    2 oz  Pinapple juice
    1 oz  Lime juice
 
  Mix in highball glass with crushed ice.  Garish with lime ring.
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** Genocide: Served in a 23oz.  glass, and has vodka, cherry brandy,
    amaretto, rum , and Creme de Almond.  Along with pinapple juice and
    sour mix to top it off
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** Gentle Ben **
 
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. gin
1 oz. tequila
 
shake, strain into highball glass
 
fill with orange juice
cherry and orange slice
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** Georgia Sunset **
 
For a wonderful new twist on an old favorite, substitute
Tropicana-Twisters Orange Peach for orange juice in a tequilla
sunrise.
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** Get Laid **
 
1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
 
stir in highball glass
 
splash of cranberry juice
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** Ghostbuster **
 
 1 part Bailey's
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Vodka
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** Gibson Cocktail **
 
3 oz. gin
dry vermouth:
        regular 3/4 oz.
        dry 1/2 oz.
        extra dry 1/4 oz.
        in 'n' out swirl
stir, strain into cocktail glass
onion
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** Gimlet **                      | ** Gimlet Cocktail **
                                  |
3 oz. gin                         | 1 oz. lime juice
3/4 oz. Rose's                    | 1 teaspoon powdered sugar
                                  | 1 1/2 oz. gin
stir, strain into cocktail glass  | cocktail glass
                                  |
lime wedge                        |
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** Gin & Sin **
 
1 oz. gin
1 oz. sour mix
splash of orange juice
splash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Gin & Tonic **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
fill with tonic
 
serve in highball glass
 
lemon wedge
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** Gin Alexander **
 
2 oz. gin
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Gin and Fresca **
      1 part Gin         1 part Fresca   :Serve in lowball glass w/ice.
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** Gin Buck **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
juice 1/2 lemon
Pour into glass and fill with ginger ale.
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** Gin Fizz **
 
2 oz. gin
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
juice 1/2 lemon
Pour into highball glass and fill with carbonated water.
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** Gin Highball **
 
2 oz. gin
Pour into highball glass and fill with ginger ale.
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** Gin Rickey **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
juice 1/2 lime
Pour into highball glass and fill with carbonated water.
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** Gin Sour **
 
2 oz. gin
juice 1/2 lemon
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
sour glass
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** Gin Thing **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
juice 1/2 lime
Pour into highball glass and fill with ginger ale.
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** Ginza Strip **
    2 oz Sake
    2 dashes Sweet Vermouth
    Dash Angostura Bitters
Fill mixing glass with ice.  Add the ingredients, stirring with a bar
spoon.  Strain into a chilled, stemmed cocktail glass.  Garnish with
maraschino cherry.
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** Girl Scout Cookie **
 
2 oz. kahlua
1 oz. peppermint schnapps
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Goblin Bowl **
These are a tradition at my yearly Halloween party. They should be
served from a Scorpion Bowl, available from Sang-Kung in New York City.
(A Large ceramic bowl with a volcano in the center that can be filled
with 151 and lit.)
 
 1   Part Dubonet
 1   Part Calvados (Applejack is the american version; it's not as good.)
 0.5 Parts Raspberry Liquor (Chambord is ok, St-Jean spirits is better.)
 2.5 Parts Fresh Cider. (unfiltered)
 Angustora Bitters
 _small_ amount of lemon juice. (It's not supposed to be a sour drink.)
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** Godfather **                  |  ** Godfather **
                                 |
 1 part Scotch                   |   5 oz. scotch
 1 part Amaretto                 |   2 1/2 oz. amaretto
Stir in lowball glass.           |  Stir in lowball glass.
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** Godmother **                  | ** Godmother **
                                 |   5 oz. vodka
 1 part Vodka                    |   2 1/2 oz. amaretto
 1 part Amaretto                 |  Stir in lowball glass.
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** Golden Cadillac **
 
2 oz. galliano
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Golden Margarita **           | ** Golden Margarita **   Fill glass
    1 part Tequila               | 1 part Tequila           w/sweet&sour
    1 part Lime Juice            | 1 part Lime juice        mix, shake,
    1/4 part Grand Mariner       | 1 part Grand Marnier     strain over
Mix. In highball glass w/rocks.  | 1 part Triple Sec        ice.
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** Good Coffee **
    2 oz. Double Espresso, fresh (of course).
    1 oz. Everclear
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** Grasshopper **
 
2 oz. green creme de menthe
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Great Pumpkin Punch **
 
1 part Apple Cider
2 parts Ginger Ale
1 part Rum
 
Serve in a hollowed-out pumpkin with little chunks of floating pumpkin.
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** Green Dragon **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 oz. green creme de menthe
1/2 oz. kummel
1/2 oz. lemon juice
several dashes peach or
orange bitters
mix with cracked ice, strain
into a chilled cocktail glass
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** Green Fantasy **
 
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. dry vermouth
1 oz. melon liqueur
kiwi slices
serve in chilled balloon glass
mix with crushed ice until
drink is frappeed
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** Green Island **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
3 oz. pineapple juice
juice of 1 lime
1/2 tsp. sugar syrup
1/2 oz green creme de menthe
pineapple spear
mix with cracked ice, strain into
chilled Hurricane glass, layer
creme de menthe on top
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** Green Lagoon **
 
1 oz. gin
1 oz. green creme de menthe
3 oz. pineapple juice
mix with cracked ice strain
into a chilled cocktail glass
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** Green Stinger **
 
1 part green creme de menthe
1 part clear brandy
serve in lowball glass
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** Greyhound **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with grapefruit juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** H'allo Police **
    Russian Vodka
    Fresh Lemon Juice
Make the proportions 1:3 to 1:4 vodka to lemon juice, and serve as cold
physically possible.
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** Haiku **
    2 oz Sake
    1 dash Dry Vermouth
Fill mixing glass with ice, sake and vermouth, and stir with a bar spoon.
Strain into glass, and garnish with pearl onion.
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** Hairy Bitch **
    2 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    2 parts pineapple juice
         blend with ice, serve in exotic glass
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** Hairy Buffalo **
 
Take two oranges, marishino cherries, apple limes, and lemons.  Slice
fruit, except cherries.  Soak all fruit in Everclear overnight.  Pour
fruit and Everclear into Hawaiian Punch.
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** Hairy Navel **
 
See Fuzzy Screw
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** Hairy Slut **
    2 parts light rum
    1 part triple sec
    2 parts pineapple juice
         serve over ice in exotic glass
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** Hairy Virgin **
     2 parts rum
     1 part Triple Sec
     2 parts orange/pineapple juice
 
     serve over ice with a cherry
     (if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT)
     (if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN)
     (if no cherry and blended, then it is a HAIRY BITCH)
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** Half and Half **
 
       1/2 Harp Larger
       1/2 Guinness
 
 Fill glass as you would the Black & Tan.
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** Happy Hawaiian **
 
1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
 
Fill with pineapple juice.  Serve in lowball glass.
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** Harpic **
 
     1 oz. Blue Curacao
     1 oz. Kahluha
     1 oz. Vodka
     3 oz. lemonade
 
  In a highball glass mix first three alcohols.  Top off with lemonade.
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** Harvey Wallbanger **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with orange juice
 
Stir in highball glass.  Splash of galliano.
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** Hat Trick **
 
1/2 oz. dark rum        1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
1/2 oz. light rum
 
Combine everything in a shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes. Shake well then
strain into another glass.
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** Havana Cocktail **
 
3/4 oz. light rum
1 1/2 oz. pineapple juice
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Hawaiian Cocktail **
 
2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. triple sec
splash of pineapple
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Hawaiian Sea Breeze **
 
See Bay Breeze
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** Head Banger **
 
 1 part Southern comfort
 1 part Jack Daniels
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** Headless Horseman **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
dash of bitters
fill with ginger ale
 
Serve in highball glass with an orange slice.
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** Hodge Podge **
 
    Oj, 1 can Sprite, pineapple juice, Everclear, and 1 packet of Pat
    O'Briens cyclone mix.
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** Hoffa **
 
  1 oz grain alcohol
  1 oz red Gatorade
  1 tsp karo syrup + 2 drops red food coloring (optional)
 
Combine in a lowball glass.
 
(The idea there is to wait till the celebrant has consumed most of
such a drink before recounting the urban legend about the disappearance
of Jimmy Hoffa, particularly the one in which he was reputedly cut into
a requisite number of 1" cubes and scattered over the Everglades from
a private plane.)
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** Honolulu Cocktail **
 
1/4 teaspoon orange juice
1/4 teaspoon pineapple juice
1/4 teaspoon lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
1 1/2 oz. gin
cocktail glass
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** Honolulu Hammer **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. amaretto
splash of pineapple juice
splash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Hop-Skip-and-Go-Naked: one shot of each gin and vodka, one-half a beer,
    and one half orange juice.  -This is a customer custom request...only
    been ordered twice around here.
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** Hot Chocolate **
 
6 oz. milk
Hershey syrup
1 oz. rum
serve in coffee mug
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** Hot Chocolate Almond **
 
2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
1/2 oz. Amaretto
5 oz. hot chocolate
serve in mug with whip cream
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** Hot Irish Nut **
 
1 part Baileys
1 part Frangelico
(1 part amaretto optional)
coffee
serve in coffee mug
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** Hula-Hula Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
3/4 oz. orange juice
1/4 teaspoon powdered sugar
cocktail glass
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** Huntsman Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum
juice 1/2 lime
cocktail glass
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** Hurricane **                 | ** Hurricane (alternate) **
                                |   Add:  1 oz. light rum
     1 10-ounce highball glass  |   Sub:  2 tsp. lime juice for lemon
     1 ounce lemon juice        | Shake with ice. Strain into glass.
     4 ounces dark rum          +--------------------------------------
     4 ounces red passion fruit cocktail mix or hawaiian punch
     crushed ice
     orange slice and cherry garnish
 
Into a cocktail shaker, pour lemon juice, rum and cocktail mix.  Shake
vigorously for one to two minutes.  Pack crushed ice into cocktail
glass and pour drink mixture over the crushed ice.  Garnish with orange
slice and cherry.
 
** Hurricane (alternate #2) **
 
1 oz     Dark Rum
1 oz     Light Rum
1 tblsp  Passion Fruit Syrup
2 tsp    Lime Juice
 
Shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass.
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** Hush Puppy **
                                                        Lower shooter
1 shot Jack Daniels      1/2 shot Root beer schnapps    glass into beer
2 shots Coke (cola)      1/2 shot Sambuca               mug containing
                                                        JD and o.j.
Combine in beer mug.     Combine in shooter glass.      Quaff.
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** Iced Coffee Fillip **
 
1/2 oz. Kahlua
cooled strong coffee
 
Mix, serve chilled in a glass.
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** Irish Coffee #1 **       |  ** Quick Irish Coffee **
                            |
1 oz. irish whiskey         |   To a cup of coffee add Kahula
1 tsp. sugar                |   to taste.  Add ReadiWhip to top.
hot coffee                  |____________________________________
1 oz. cream
 
Warm a glass in hot water.  Pour out the water and add sugar, whiskey,
and cream.  Be sure to add the cream last so that it floats on top.
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** Irish Coffee #2 **           |  ** Iris Coffee #3 **
                                |
1 cup of coffee (6 oz.)         |  In a large mug place:
1 oz. blended whiskey           |     1 shot Old Bushmills
1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream      |     1 shot Irish Cream
                                |   1/2 shot Irish Mist
                                |     2 tsp. sugar (dark brown)
Fill with strong brewed coffee.  Top with whipped cream and a
sprinkle of shaved ice.
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** Irish Coffee for Two **
 
2 heatproof clear wineglasses or clear mugs
4 sugar cubes
3 oz. Grand Marnier
4 oz.  Irish whiskey
Hot, fresh black coffee
Whipped cream
 
Divide the orange liqueur and the sugar among the wineglasses and
warm in a microwave.  (If you don't have a microwave, fill the
glasses with hot water before proceeding, then drain the water and
add the liqueur and sugar.)  Light the liqueur -- this is best done
in a dim, romantic setting where the flickering blue flames will
have the most dramatic effect.  While the flames are dancing, pour
coffee to within about 1-1/2" of the top of the wine glasses; this
will extinguish the fire.  Divide the whiskey between the two servings
and top with whipped cream.  Savor with someone special.
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** Irish Winter Coffee **
 
   In a coffee mug mix
         2 shots of Bailey's
         1 shot of Kaluha
         and fill the rest of the way with Coffee.
   Top with whipped cream.
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** Iron Butterfly **
 
1 part Kahlua
1 part vodka
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
serve in lowball glass
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** Israeli Coffee **
  Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Sabra
  for Kahlua and brandy.
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** Italian Coffee #1 **       | ** Italian Coffee #2 **
                              |   6 Tbsp. coffee        5 cups  water
1 1/2 oz. amaretto            |   1 Tbsp. cinnamon      dash of cloves
1 1/2 tsp. coffee ice-cream   | Brew coffee, then add to each cup:
coffee                        |   2 Tbsp. Mocha mix (a sweet half/half)
pinch of ground coriander     |   2 Tbsp. Creme de Cocoa
                              |   1 Tbsp. Kahlua
Serve in a mug.               | 1/2 Tbsp. Bailey's Irish Cream
                              |   1 cup   Vanilla extract
                              | 1/4 Tbsp. Sugar
                              |   1 Tbsp. Brandy (optional)
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** Italian Surfer **            | **Italian Surfer w/a Russian Attitude**
                                |
     Shot of Malibu             |   1 part Vodka
     Shot of Amaretto           |   1 part Malibu
     Pineapple Juice            |   1 part Amaretto
     Splash of Cranberry Juice  |   4 part Pineapple Juice
                                |   Splash of Cranberry Juice
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** Jackhammer **               | ** Jackhammer **
                               |
1 1/2 oz. vodka                |  1 part Jack Daniels
fill with pineapple juice      |  1 part Peppermint Schnapps
 
stir in highball glass
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** Jake **
 
 1 part Jack Daniels
 fill with Coke to the top
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** Jamacia Me Crazy **
 
In a tall glass pour:
    1/2 ounce amber rum
    1/2 ounce tia maria
    fill glass with ice
    add pineapple juice
 
Stir and enjoy.  Add pineapple chunks for the extra touch.
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** Jamaican Coffee **
 
1 oz. brandy
1 oz. light rum
coffee
 
Mix in a glass. Fill the glass with hot coffee.  Sprinkle with nutmeg.
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** Jamaican Yoyo **
 
 1 part rum
 1 part Tia Maria
 Serve in lowball glass.
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** James Bond Martini **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 1/2 oz. vodka
dry vermouth:
        regular         3/4 oz.
        dry             1/2 oz.
        extra dry       1/4 oz.
        in 'n' out      swirl
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
 
olive
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** Jawbreaker **
 
1 oz. cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz. Tabasco
serve in shot glass
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** Jello Shots **
 
    4 part Jello (any flavor)
    1 part grain alcohol
 Let set in fridge and serve.
 
 
 Party Instructions
 
4 individual packets of knox unflavored gelatin
3 3 oz. boxes of Jello( can be any brand and any flavor.  Lime flavored
  Jello brand gelatin works best )
190 proof grain alcohol* **
 
Directions:
Pour the knox gelatin and the jello in a large bowl.  Add a mixture of
water and grain alcohol as long as it totals 4 cups.  Add the water and
alcohol separately.  Place in a dish and refridgerate.  The Jello should
be ready in a couple of hours.  Cut into cubes and swallow.  You can
make the Jello as strong as you want, but I suggest that you don't make
it any stronger than 50% grain alcohol to 50% water.
 
* Vodka can be substituted for the grain alcohol.  You can actually use
  just about any alcohol for both ways of making spiked jello.
 
** When using grain alcohol, make sure the alcohol is from a legitimate
   distiller, and not from some guy that makes the stuff in a car
   radiator.  I have found so far, three legitimate brands, Clear
   Springs, Everklear, and Graves XXX brand.
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** Jellybean **            | ** Jelly Bean **
                           |
3 oz. brandy               |  1 part Grenadine
1 oz. anisette             |  1 part Sambuca
dash of grenadine          |  1 part Galliano
 
stir in highball glass
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** Jolly Rancher **
 
 1 part Sweet and Sour
 1 part Midori
 Splash of sweet and sour
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** Judge Jr. Cocktail **
 
3/4 oz. rum
3/4 oz. gin
1/4 teaspoon grenadine
1/4 teaspoon powdered sugar
juice 1/4 lemon
cocktail glass
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** Kabuki **
    2 oz Sake
    1 oz Rose's Lime Juice
    1 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
    1/2 oz Triple Sec
Blend well, pour into salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with lime slice.
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** Kahlua Sombrero **
    1 oz. Kahlua
         fill with cream
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** Kamikaze **                   | ** Kamikaze **
                                 |
2 oz. vodka                      |  1 part Vodka
1 oz. triple sec                 |  1 part Lime juice
splash of Rose's                 |  dash of Triple sec
                                 |  splash of grenadine
shake, strain into lowball glass |
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** Kangaroo Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
cocktail glass
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** Killer "Kool-aid" **   | ** Killer Koolaid **       | ** KK #3 **
     ice                  |  1 1/2 oz. vodka           | Southern Comfort
     3/4 oz. vodka        |    1/2 oz. peach schnapps  | Melon liqueur
     3/4 oz. melon liquer |    1/2 oz. amaretto        | Amaretto
     1/2 oz. ammaretto    |      3 oz. cranberry juice | Scotch
     cranberry juice      | Fill highball glass w/ice. | Sloe gin
                          | Layer ingredients.  Do not | Orange juice
Shake and enjoy.          | stir.                      | ice
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** Kir **
 
fill with white wine
splash of creme de cassis
 
serve in wine glass
or highball glass
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** Kir Felix **
 
sparkling water
splash of creme de cassis
twist of lime
serve in lowball glass
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** Kir Royale **
 
fill with champagne
splash of creme de cassis
 
serve in champagne glass
or highball glass
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** Kiss In The Dark **
 
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. cherry brandy
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
 
stir, strain into cocktail glass
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** Klingon Battlejuice **
    1 1/3 oz. vodka
    2/3 oz. lemon juice
    1-2 dashes ascobic acid (vitamin C)
         stir thoroughly in a glass, down it in one gulp
 
True Klingons drink it in 1 litre cups with 400 cl vodka and 200 cl lemon
juice.  Evil voices tell that this explains their defeat at Khitomer.
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** Klondike Strike **
    2 oz White Brandy
    Orange juice
Pour Brandy in a tall glass over ice. Fill the rest of the way with the
juice. Garnish with an orange slice.
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** Knockout **
 
1 oz. Southern Comfort
1 oz. apricot brandy
1 oz. sloe gin
splash of orange juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Kooch **
     1 oz. peppermint schnapps
     1 oz. clam juice
     garnish with an onion wedge
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** Kosak's Milk **
    2/3 oz. vodka
    2/3 oz. coffee liqueur
         fill with milk, stir
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** La Jolla **
 
1 1/2 oz. brandy
1 1/2 oz. banana liqueur
dash of Rose's
splash of orange juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Lager & Lime **
 
10 oz. lager
splash of Rose's
 
serve in beer mug with a lime wedge.
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** Laguna **
 
   13    pineapple pieces
    1 cl blue curacao
   pineapple flavored sparkling wine
In water glass (250ml) add pineapple and blue curacao. Fill with wine.
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** Laser Beam **
 
Equal parts of the following: Amaretto, Galliano, Jack Daniels,
Peppermint Schnapps.  Serve over crushed ice.
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** LateNite Coffee **
 
     Pot of coffee             whipping cream
     Wild Turkey 101           brown sugar
 
Brew your favorite coffee.  Whip some whipping cream.  Add 1/2 shot of
bourbon to each cup of coffee.  Add a pinch of brown sugar and stir.  Top
with fresh whipped cream.
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** Leap Frog **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
dash of lemon juice
fill with ginger ale
 
serve in highball glass
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** Leg Spreader **
 
   2 shots Chambord (raspberry liquor)
   1/2 shot Everclear (grain alcohol)
   Soda pop           (cola or other)
 
In a 16 ounce tumbler add Chambord and Everclear.  Fill cup with ice.
Fill rest of cup with cola or other soda pop.
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** Lemmings Leap **
 
3 Vodka
2 1/2 Mailbu
2 Gin
Top up with orange juice
 
So, it has 7 1/2 nips, are you a coward or something?
Leap before you look.
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** Lemon Drop **
 
Chill 1 shot of Stoley's (whatever) over crushed ice.
Sprinkle sugar on a lemon wedge.
Down the vodka and sink your teeth into the lemon! Yum!
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** Lemonade **
 
 1 1/2 oz vodka
 Lemon juice
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Lift **
 
1/4 oz. amaretto
1/4 oz. Drambuie
1/4 oz. Tia Maria
5 oz. hot coffee
serve in mug with whip cream
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** Linux **                                 | ** Upgraded Linux **
         mix over ice                       |
    1 1/3 oz. Vodka Koskenkorva (Finlandia) | Add:
    juice of 1/2 lime                       |  1 1/3 oz. Batida de Coco
         fill with coca-cola                | or:
         add the lime rind                  |  1 1/3 oz. Contreau
         add a straw for networking         |
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** Liquid Cocaine **
 
Equal parts of the following: Crown Royal, Wild Turkey, Amaretto,
Absolute vodka.  Add all to tall (hurricane glass).  Fill rest of glass
with half cranberry juice and half pineapple juice.
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** Little Devil Cocktail **
 
juice 1/4 lemon
1 1/2 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. rum
3/4 oz. gin
cocktail glass
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** Loch Ness Monster
 
 1-1/2 oz  scotch
     1 tsp peppermint schnapps
     3 oz. club soda
 Combine over ice, shake, strain into glass.  Add 3 oz cold club soda
 and stir.
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** Long Beach Ice Tea **        |  ** Long Beach Ice Tea #2 **
                                |
1/2 oz. vodka                   |  1.5 oz gin
1/2 oz. light rum               |  1.5 oz vodka
1/2 oz. triple sec              |  1.5 oz light rum
1/2 oz. gin                     |  1   oz Triple Sec
1/2 oz. melon liqueur           |
1 1/2 oz. cranberry juice       | Fill rest of glass with even parts
mix in highball glass over ice  | of Sweet and Sour and cranberry juice
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** Long Island Iced Berry Tea ** | ** Long Island Iced Tea #5 **
                                 |
Tall Glass                       |  1 part vodka       1 part spiced rum
1 part blackberry brandy         |  1 part gin         1 part triple sec
1 part amaretto                  |  4 part sour mix    1 part ice tea mix
1 part slo gin                   |  1 part coke
1/2 part 151 rum                 |Shake together with ice first 6 ingred.
pineapple juice and shake        |Strain into tall glass containing tea
                                 |and coke.  Add crushed ice.
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** Long Island Iced Tea **     |  ** Long Island Ice Tea #2 **
                               |
1/2 oz. vodka                  |   1 1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 to 1 oz. triple sec        |   1 1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. light rum              |   1 1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. gin                    |     3/4 oz. gin
1/2 oz. tequila                |     1/2 oz. melon liqueur
1 oz. sour mix                 |     1/2 oz. sour mix
splash of o.j. or grenedine    |
                               |   Mix in highball glass over
shake, strain into soda glass  |   ice.
splash of coke to color        |
straw                          |
lemon wedge                    |
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** Long Island Iced Tea #3 **
 
1 part gin       1 part tequila         1 part orange juice
1 part vodka     1 part triple sec      1 wedge of lemon
1 part white rum 1 part lemon juice     coke to color
 
Add Coke until the color's right, and serve over plenty of ice.
A wedge of lemon is optional.
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** Long Island Iced Tea #4 **
 
     In a hi-ball glass (that's a 16oz. tumbler) with ice:
 
     1 part each Gin, Vodka, White Rum
     1 part lemon juice (not that imitation sweet & sour froth)
       more or less to taste
     1 part cola (for color)
     Fill with soda water (NOT TONIC) or 7up/Sprite
     some sugar to taste
 
     If it doesn't taste like lemoned ice tea....
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** Look Out Below **
 
1 1/2 oz. 151 rum
dash of Rose's
dash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Lulu **
 
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. amaretto
1/2 oz. peach schnapps
1 oz. sour mix
splash of pineapple juice
 
shake, strain into exotic glass
splash of grenadine
straw
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** Lynchburg Lemonade ** (Jack Daniel's)
   1 part Jack Daniel's
   1 part sweet & sour mix
   1 part Triple sec
   4 parts Sprite or lemonade
 
   Add ice and stir.  Garnish with lemon slices and cherries.
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** Madras **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
half fill with cranberry juice
half fill with orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Mai Tai **                 | ** Mai Tai #2 **
                              |
2 oz. light rum               | 2.5 oz Rum            1.5 oz Triple sec
2 oz. sour mix                | 1.5 oz Creme de Almond
1/2 oz. orgeat almond syrup   | 1.0 oz Sour mix       1.0 oz Orange juice
1 oz. curacao orange liqueur  | 1.0 oz Pineapple juice
dash of Rose's                | 1.5 oz Grenadine      splash of Club soda
splash of grenadine           |
                              | Stir well (foamy).  Serve.
shake, strain into exotic     |
glass.  Serve with a straw.   |
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** Mai Tai #3 **     | ** Mai Tai #4 **         |** Mai Tai #5 **
                     | 1 part Orange Curacao    |   1     lime
2 oz. light rum      | 1 part lime juice        | 1/2 oz orange curaco
2 oz. dark rum       | 1 part sugar syrup       | 1/4 oz rock candy syrup
4 oz. pineapple juice| 1 part Almond liquor     | 1/4 oz Orgreat syrup
3/4 oz. sweet & sour | 1 tsp. grenadine         |   1 oz dark Jam. rum
float 151 on top     | 2 part light rum         |   1 oz Martinique rum
                     | 2 part dark rum          |Cut lime in half; squeez
Serve in highball    |Mix well.  Add ice.       |over ice in mai tai
glass.               |Garnish with orange slice |glass.  Add above and
                     |and cherry.  Optional:    |shaved ice.  Shake.
                     |add bruised spearmint leaf|Garnish with lime shell.
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** Maiden's Blush **                | ** Maiden's Blush Cocktail **
                                    |
1 1/2 oz. gin                       | 1 1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz. triple sec                  | 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice
1/2 oz. sour mix                    | 1 teaspoon triple sec
splash of grenadine                 | 1 teaspoon grenadine
                                    | cocktail glass
shake, strain into cocktail glass   |
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** Maiden's Prayer **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. triple sec
1 oz. lemon juice
cocktail glass
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** Major Bailey **
     Muddle 1 tsp.  confectioners sugar, 4 dashes fresh lime juice and
6 mint leaves in a tall goblet.  Fill with shaved ice, then add
1 jigger of gin.  Stir until the glass is frosted.
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** Mandeville **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. dark rum
dash of galliano
dash of Rose's
dash of coke
dash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Manhandler **
 
 1 part Vodka
 1 part Jack Daniels
 1 part Southern Comfort
 1 part Sloe Gin
 
Stir.  Serve in a highball glass.
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** Manhasset **
 
1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey
1/2 oz. dry vermouth
1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Manhattan **                          | ** Manhattan **
                                         |
3 oz. rye whiskey or bourbon             | 2 oz. blended whiskey
sweet and dry vermouth:                  | 3/4 oz. sweet vermouth
        regular         3/4 oz., 0 oz.   | 3 dashes Angostura bitters
        dry             0 oz., 3/4 oz.   | 1 cherry
        perfect         1/2 oz., 1/2 oz. |
                                         | In a mixxing glass half-filled
Stir, strain into cocktail glass.        |with ice cubes, combine bitters
                                         |whiskey, and vermouth.  Stir.
Cherry and/or orange slice.              |Strain into cocktail glass.
                                         |Garnish with cherry.
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** Margarita - Frozen #1 **     | ** Margarita - Frozen #2 **
                                |
     2 parts tequila            |    1-1/2 oz. Tequila
     1 part triple sec          |      1/2 oz. Triple Sec or Curacao
     4 parts sour mix           |      1/2 oz. lime juice
     dash of Rose's             |      1/2  c. crushed ice
Blend.  Serve in exotic glass.  |
Optional salted rim.  Big lime  | Put in blender.  Blend at low speed.
wedge. Straw.                   | Serve in salted glass.
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** Margarita - Pink Cadillac **
     2 parts lime juice, 1 part cranberry juice, 1 part sugar,
     2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec.
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** Margarita - Strawberry **    |  ** Margarita - Fruit **
                                |
2 parts tequila                 |     2 parts tequila
1 part triple sec               |     1 part  Triple sec
4 parts sour mix                |     4 parts sour mix
1/2 cup fresh strawberries      |     fresh fruit
                                |
Blend, serve in exotic glass.   | Blend.  Serve in exotic glass.
Straw.                          | Straw.
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** Margarita - World's Best **
    2 parts Herradura Gold
    1 part Cointreau
    1 part freshly-squeezed Lime Juice
         Shaken, not stirred!
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** Margarita #1 **
 
3 parts tequila, 3 parts lime juice and 1 part orange liquer.  Put
everything in a strong blender with roughly an equal amount of ice and
liquify.  If your blender can't crush ice, add some water and put the
mixture in the freezer, stirring occasionally until slushy.  Or, just
serve on the rocks.
 
Original Margarita:
   3 parts tequila, 2 parts Cointreau, and 1 part fresh LEMON juice.
 
Making salted glasses:
Get some Kosher salt.  Pour out a ring of salt on a cutting board; make
it bigger in diameter than your glasses by a bit, and maybe 1/4 inch
deep.  Moisten the rim of your glass using a lime wedge.  Moisten a
sponge.  Press the rim of the glass into the sponge and rotate; this will
moisten the top 1/4 inch of the glass uniformly).  Dip the glass in the
salt, rotating gently to uniformly cover the rim with salt.  Carefully
set the glass down, and let it dry for at least 2 minutes.  Then pour the
drink carefully into the center of the glass.
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** Margarita #2 **                      | ** Margarita #3 **
                                        |
In a blender mix:                       |  25 oz. Sweet & Sour
     1 can limeade (frozen)             |  24 oz. Tequila
     3/4 - 1 can full of tequila        |   6 oz. Triple sec
     1/2 bottle of a DARK beer          |   3 oz. Lime juice (fresh)
     Some Rose's lime juice to taste    |   1 can Limeaid (Frozen)
Blend it all together, ignore the color.|   Water to make 1 US gallon.
Put in mug with salt rim and serve.     |
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** Margarita #4 **
 
  1 large lime (hand squeezed to release oil of peel)
  1/2 oz simple syrup (equal parts, sugar dissolved in hot water)
  1+1/2 oz. Tequila (Heradura is good)
  3/4 oz. Triple sec (Cointreau is best)
 
In shaker filled with hard ice squeeze lime.  Add simple syrup.  Add
Tequila.  Add triple sec.  Or, for a warmer, more full taste, substitute
Grand Marnier.  Shake briskly to chill the mixture and strain into a
chilled cocktail shell that has been lightly rimmed with grained salt
(Kosher) Moisten the rim with fresh lime when salting).  Add a squeeze of
fresh lime and enjoy.
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** Margarita #5 **                 | ** Margarita #6 **
                                   |
1 Blender full of Ice              |  1 Blender full of ice
1 can limeade mix (Kroger is best) |  1 can limeaid mix (Minute Maid)
1 Can Jose Cuervo Gold tequilla    |  1 can Jose Cuervo Gold tequila
                                   |  1/2 can Grand Mariner
Blend. Serve in salt-rimmed glass. |  1/3 can Jarabale Sugar Water (mex.)
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** Margarita #7 **
 
1.  Fill shaker with broken cubed ice.
2.  Squeeze TWO fresh lime wedges into shaker.
3.  Add 2 oz. Cuervo 1800.
4.  Add 1/2 oz. of Jose Cuervo White
5.  Add 1-1/4 oz. of Roses Lime Juice
6.  Add 1/2 oz. of Bols Triple Sec
7.  Add "a splash" of Bols Orange Curaco
8.  Cover shaker tightly!  Shake vigorously.
9.  Flip shaker in midair twice (three times if you're a pro).
10. Rim glass with Lime Peel (outside only!).  Salt rim (outside only).
    Add fresh ice.
11. Strain mixture over ice.
12. Squeeze in 1 lime wedge and toss rind over left shoulder.
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** Margarita #8 **
 
     1/2 pineapple
     1/4 bottle Hansen's Natural Pinapple-Coconut juice
     Meyer's Rum (or other tasty DARK rum)
     Ice
 
Core and cut the pinapple into large chunks.  Fill a blender a little
more than 1/2 full with ice.  Pour in juice and rum (I reccomend making
these strong).  Add pinapple.  Blend until smooth.
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** Martini **
 
3 oz  Beefeaters gin
1 oz  dry French vermouth
Lemon peel
 
Put the gin in the freezer and the vermouth in the fridge overnight.
Also chill the shaker and frost the glasses.  (Stemmed martini glasses
by strong preference!)
 
Combine gin, vermouth and several ice cubes in the shaker.  Add lemon
peel, twisting so that the lemon oils are released into the drink.
Shake vigorously and strain into glasses.  Garnish with additional lemon
twists, rubbing them around the rim of the glasses first.  2 servings.
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** Martini - Standard **         | ** Martini - Esoterica **
                                 |
3 oz. gin                        |   2/3 - 4/5 part dry gin
dry vermouth:                    |   1/3 - 1/5 part french vermouth
        regular         3/4 oz.  |         1/2 tsp. Pernod
        dry             1/2 oz.  |
        extra dry       1/4 oz.  | Shake with ice.  Strain.  Serve.
        in 'n' out      swirl    |
                                 |
Stir.  Strain into cocktail      |
glass.  Optional: an olive.      |
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** Martini Esoterica **
    2/3 - 4/5 Dry Gin
    1/3 - 1/5 French Vermouth
         Add Pernod to taste (1/2 tsp) shake with ice, strain and serve.
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** Mead **
 
1 1/2 oz. Irish Mist
beer
serve in beer mug
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** Mellon Daquiri **
 
  Half a cantoulope, cut up.
  1.5 oz white rum.
  1 oz midori (or less)
  sugar to taste. (more required than the previous drink)
Blend with very cold ice, garnish with one of those cheezy umbrellas.
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** Mellow Yellow **
 
 1 part Southern Comfort
 1 part Galliano
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Melon Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
3/4 oz. melon liqueur
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. lemon juice
mix with cracked ice
strain into a chilled cocktail
glass
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** Melon Fever **
 
2 oz. melon liqueur
1/2 oz. triple sec
2 oz. cream
serve in lowball glass
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** Melon Patch **
    1 oz. melon liqueur
    1/2 oz. triple sec
    1/2 oz. vodka
         stir in highball glass
         fill with club soda
    orange slice
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** Melonball **          | ** Melon Ball **
                         |
1 oz. vodka              |  1 part Vodka
1/2 oz. melon liqueur    |  1 part Midori
fill with orange juice   |  3 oz. pinapple juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Merry Bloody Forest **
 
    Equal parts: Raspberry Kool-Aid, orange juice, vodka
In tall glass add Oj and vodka.  Mix well.  Add Kool-Aid.  Drink.
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** Mexican Coffee **              |** Mexican Coffee - Caribbean Coast **
                                  |
1 oz. kahlua                      | 3/4 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. tequila                   | 3/4 oz. Rum
very hot coffee                   |   4 oz. Coffee   Can substitute a
whip cream                        |   1 tsp Sugar   large scoop of
pinch of nutmeg                   | Whipping cream / gourmet ice cream.
                                  |
Mix the liquids in a glass.  Top  | Mix liquids (+sugar).  Top with
with the whipped cream and nutmeg.| whipped cream.
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** Mexican Grasshopper **
    2 oz. green creme de menthe
    2 oz. Kahlua
    2 oz. light cream
         shake, strain into highball glass
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** Mexicana **                      | ** Mexicana #2 **
                                    |
1 1/2 oz. tequila                   | 1 1/2 oz. tequila
1 oz. sour mix                      | 1 oz. lemon juice
splash of pineapple                 | 1 tablespoon pineapple juice
dash of grenadine                   | 1 teaspoon grenadine
                                    |
shake, strain into lowball glass    | Cocktail glass.
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** Mexicola **
 
1 1/2 oz. tequila
dash of Rose's (or juice 1 lime)
fill with coke
 
Serve in highball glass with ice.
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** Miami Beach **
 
 1-1/2 oz scotch
 1-1/2 oz dry vermouth
     1 oz grapefruit juice
 
 Combine over ice, stir, strain into glass.
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** Miami Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Miami Ice #1 **                | ** Miami Ice #2 **
                                  |
     1/2 oz. vodka                |  Mix Pina Colada with Rum Runner.
     1/2 oz. peach schnapps       |  (A Rum Runner has: blackberry
     1/2 oz. gin                  |   brandy, banana liquer, and
     1/2 oz. rum                  |   151 rum.)
     2 oz. sweet and sour mix     |
     orange juice to fill         |_____________________________________
 
Mix and serve over cracked ice in a half caraffe.  Garnish with a sprig
of mint and an orange slice.
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** Miami Meloni **
 
1 oz. melon liqueur
1 oz. light rum
1 oz. cream
mix with cracked ice
strain into chilled cocktail glass
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** Midori Cocktail **
 
3/4 fill with champagne
1/4 fill with midori
 
serve in champagne glass
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** Midori Colada **
 
1 part light rum
2 parts midori
2 parts cream of coconut
4 parts pineapple juice
 
blend, serve in exotic glass
straw
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** Midori Sour **
 
3 oz. melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz. sweet and sour mix
stir well, serve in lowball glass
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** Mimosa **
 
half-fill with champagne
half-fill with orange juice
 
serve in champagne glass
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** Mint Chip **
 
 1 part Peppermint Schnapps
 1 part Kahlua
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream **
 
1 shot vodka
1/2 shot creme de cacao (white rather than the dark stuff)
1/2 shot Rumpleminze schnapps
1/4 shot creme de menthe (white rather than the stuff with green dye)
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Creme (provides body)
1/4 shot Kahlua (helps with the texture)
 
ice (for texture to suit)
 
blend in a blender until very fine.  Drink/eat as quickly as your sinus
will permit (it chills that part of your forehead that cannot handle
too-cold drinks).
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** Mint Julep #1 **           | ** Mint Julep #2 **
                              |  8 medium-size mint leaves
1 teaspoon sugar              |  1.5 Tbsp sugar syrup
splash of club soda or water  |      (1C sugar+ .5C water, warm and stir
                              |       until dissolved)
swirl                         |  1.5 oz Bourbon whiskey
                              |  1/4 tsp Angostura bitters
2 1/2 oz. bourbon             |In blender, blend on high for a few
fill with club soda or water  |seconds, until leaves are reduced.
                              |Strain into silver tumbler packed with
Serve in old-fashioned glass  |shaved ice; add more bourbon to saturate
with a couple mint sprigs.    |the ice; garnish with a sprig of mint.
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** Kentucky Mint Julep **
Chill silver mugs or goblets or heavy cut-crystal tumblers on ice in the
freezer.  Dissolve sugar (allow 1 lump per glass) in a little water.
Fill each mug with finely crushed ice, add enough bourbon to cover the
ice, and stir until the outside of the mug is heavily frosted.  Then stir
in the sugar syrup to taste.  Tuck 5 or 6 sprigs of fresh mint into the
ice so they protrude above the rim.  Use a straw or just bury your nose
in the fresh mint.
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** Georgia Mint Julep **
Substitute equal amounts of cognac and peach brandy for the bourbon.
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** Louisiana Mint Julep **   Substitute rum for bourbon.
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** Mission Accomplished **
 
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. triple sec
splash of Rose's
splash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Mississippi Mud **
 
1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1 1/2 oz. kahlua
2 scoops vanilla ice cream
 
blend, serve in soda glass
straw
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** Mocha Brandy **
 
          1 cup milk
          3 heaping tsp Nestle Quik
        1/4 cup strong coffee
      1 1/2 oz (jigger) brandy
            sugar
            whipped cream
 
Heat milk and stir in Quik.  Combine hot chocolate, coffee and brandy.
Stir in desired sugar and top with whipped cream.
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** Mocha Mint **
 
3/4 oz. coffee brandy
3/4 oz. white creme de cacao
3/4 oz. white creme de menthe
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Molotiv Cocktails **
 
     1 qt.   vanilla icecream
     2 cups  double strength coffee
     1 qt.   vodka
     1/2 oz. Bicardi's 151 rum (ignite it on top)
Mix ingredients in blender (must to in at least two batches to fit all
ingredients).  Sprinkle top of each portion with a little ground
cinnamon or nutmeg.
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** Monte Carlo Imperial **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
dash of lemon juice
fill with champagne
 
serve in highball glass
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** More Sunshine **
    2/3 oz. gin
    2/3 oz. cassis (black currant liqueur)
         Fill with orange juice               Stir.
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** Morro **
 
1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. dark rum
1 tablespoon pineapple juice
1 tablespoon lime juice
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
sugar-rimmed old-fashioned glass
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** Moscow Mule **
    1 shot vodka
    Juice od halk a lime
    Ginger Beer
Add enough Ginger Beer (or Ale) to the vodka and Lime Juice to
make 10 oz. Serve over ice.
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** Mother-In-Law **
 
       1/2 bitters
       1/2 stout
 
 Fill glass as you would a Black & Tan.
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** Mount Fuji **
    2 oz Sake
    2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
    1/2 oz. Triple Sec
Fill blender 1/3 with ice and blend. Pour into a stemmed bowl glass and
garnish with lemon slice and cherry.
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** Ms. Jazz Razz-a-ma-Tazz Special **
 
     Best quality vanilla ice cream (Haagen Daz)
     Vodka
     Chambord
     Ice (crushed is best)
 
Place a few scoops of the vanilla ice cream into the blender along with a
couple of "gluggs" of vodka and a couple of "gluggs" of Chambord.  Whir
until smooth.  Add a handful of ice.  and blend until thick.  Serve in a
soda fountain glass with a straw (optional: add 1/4 cup black
raspberries)
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** Mud Slide **              | ** Mudslide **
                             |
2 oz. vodka                  |  1 part Tequila
2 oz. kahlua                 |  1 part Kahlua
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream   |  1 part Bailey's
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Muppet ** (also known as a Popper)
 
      4 oz. Tequila
  1 1/2 oz. 7-up
Serve in highball glass.
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** Nadir **
    1 2/3 oz. gin
    1/3 oz. cherry liqueur
    2/3 oz. lemon juice
    2/3 oz. strawberry syrup
    1/2 oz. grenadine
    2 tsp. pineapple juice
         stir thoroughly
    3 or 4 ice cubes
    5 pineapple pieces
         fill with soda water, serve
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** Nadir Blue **
    1 2/3 oz. gin
    1/3 oz. cherry liqueur
    2/3 oz. lemon juice
    2/3 oz. strawberry syrup
    1/2 oz. grenadine
    2 tsp. pineapple juice
         stir thoroughly
    3 or 4 ice cubes
    5 pineapple pieces
         fill with soda water
         pour 2/3 oz. blue curacao into middle, serve
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** Nantucket **
    2 oz White Brandy
    Cranberry Juice
    Grapefruit Juice
Pour Brandy over ice in a tall glass. Fill the rest of the way with equ
portions of cranberry juice and grapefruit juice and stir. Garnish with
slice of lime.
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** Navy Grog **
 
     1 oz. light rum
     1 oz. dark rum
     1 oz. bacardi 151
     1 oz. orange juice
     2 oz. pineapple juice
     1 oz. guava juice (koala guava drinks are fine)
     1 oz. lime juice
     1 very potent lime
 
Mix all the ingredients up, the alcohols first and then the juices.
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** Neutron Bomb **
 
   1 - Serve in any clear stemed glass.  (It's a visual drink)
   2 - Carefully pour in Kalua.          (This forms the ground)
   3 - Fill 2/3rds with a clear thick fruit schnapps  (the sky)
   4 - Layer with heavey cream           (The clouds)
   5 - Add a little grenadine            (the mushroom cloud)
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** New Orleans Buck **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. orange juice
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into collins glass
 
1 oz. club soda
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** Nigroni **
 
 Equal Parts: Campari, sweet varmouth, and gin.  Add thick slice of
 orange; squeezed.  Pour over ice.  Stirred.
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** Ninotchka **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. white creme de cacao
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Noonoonoonos **
 
     Lime wedge
     Sugar
     1 oz. Jamaica rum
     1 oz. coffee liquer
     Hot black coffee
     Whipped cream
     Powdered allspice
 
     Run cut side of lime around rim of large goblet or heat-
     proof wineglass.  Invert glass and swirl in sugar to frost
     rim.  Add rum and liquer.  Pour in coffee to within about
     1 in. of rim; stir.  Taste for sweetness; add sugar, if
     desired. Pile on whipped cream.  Lightly sprinkle allspice
     all over.
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** Northeast Suicide **
 
     1 can concentrated orange juice
     1 1-liter bottle of rum (80 prf)
 
Basically, make OJ w/rum rather tham water, but here you're only thinning
it out half as much.  The strenbgth of the OJ content both balnces out
the rum and confuses the hell out of your stomach.
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** Nuclear Fission **
 
1 shot Everclear
1 shot of one of the following
    a) Pepermint Schnapps
    b) Bourbon
    c) Saski
    d) Plum Wine
    e) Uzo or Raki
    f) another shot of Everclear
 
WARNING: This drink can be fatal if taken in succession.
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** Nuclear Waste **  | ** Nuclear Waste **
                     |
1 1/2 oz. vodka      |  1 1/2 oz. Midori
1 oz. melon liqueur  |  1     oz. vodka
1 oz. triple sec     |
dash of Rose's       | Add to shot glass and vertical
serve in shot glass  | flashlight. Glows.
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** Nutcracker **
    2 oz. vodka
    2 oz. Kahlua
    2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
    2 oz. amaretto
         shake, strain into highball glass
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** Nutty Irish Man **
 
In Irish Coffee Mugs--
 
 Hot, prepared Coffee (fill about 3/4 of mug)
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Bailey's Irish Creme
Large dollup freshly made whipping cream.
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** NyQuil **
    3 oz. triple sec
    1 1/2 oz. sambuca
    1 1/2 oz. grenadine
         stir in lowball glass, then add ice
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** Old Coordinates **
 
  2-3 oz. Dark rum
  1 English Breakfast tea bag
 
Add to covered mason-jar-type container.  Let sit in frig for 24 hrs.
Remove tea bag.  Store in cool place.  You will move after drinking this.
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** Old-Fashioned **
 
1 teaspoon sugar
splash of club soda or water
3-5 drops bitters
 
swirl
 
2 1/2 oz. bourbon
fill with club soda or water
 
serve in old-fashioned glass
 
lemon twist
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** Olympic Cocktail **
 
3/4 oz. brandy
3/4 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. orange juice
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Orange Blossom **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
fill with orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Orange Buck **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 oz. orange juice
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into highball glass
 
fill with ginger ale
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** Orange Crush **
 
 3 parts Triple sec
 1 part Cranberry Juice
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Orange Julius **
 
   In a blender, combine : Orange juice, Amaretto, Rum, crushed ice,
       whipped cream (use liberally), Grenadine.  The foam is deadly.
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** Orgasm #1 (screaming) **        | ** Orgasm #2 **
                                   |
2 oz. vodka   (screamer)           |  2 oz. Grand Mariner
2 oz. amaretto                     |  2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. kahlua                       |  2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
2 oz. light cream                  |
                                   |
shake, strain into highball glass  | Same proceedure.
Remove vodka for regular orgasm.   |
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** Orgasm #3 **                    | ** Orgasm #4 **
                                   |
     1/2 shot mint schnapps        |   2 oz. Amaretto
     1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream |   2 oz. Kahlua
                                   |   2 oz. light cream or milk
     layer the drink               | Serve in lowball glass.
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** Orgasm #5 **                    | ** Orgasm #6 **
        2oz Drambuie               |       1 part Tequila
        2oz Bailey's               |       1 part Baileys
        2oz Brandy                 |
shake, strain into highball glass. | No stir.  Drink.
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** Orgasm #7 **                    | ** Orgasm #8 **
                                   |
 1 part Baileys                    |  1 part Baileys
 1 part Kahlua                     |  1 part hot coffee
 1 part vodka                      |  1 part vodka
 splash of club soda               |
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** Outrigger **
 
1 oz. peach brandy
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. pineapple juice
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster #3 **
 
  Made in a stadium cup; modify to taste:
     1.5 shots of Bacardi 151 rum
     1/3 shot of Triple Sec
     1/2 Shot of blue curacao
     1 dash Angastura bitters (or other bitters)
     tiny amount of gin
     [optional: 1 dash grenadine]
 
Mixed with ginger ale, topped with stemmed maraschino cherries.
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** Pan Galactic Gargleblaster #1 **| ** Pan Galactic Gargleblaster #2 **
     1 shot  Jack Daniels          |
     1 shot  Seagrams Seven        | Take a brandy sniffer and put in the
     3 shots Gin                   | freezer.  Wait until frozen (3-4 hrs
     4 shots Soda                  | or overnight).  Put vodka in freezer
     1 shot  Peppermint Schnapps   | to chill, you want it as cold as
     1 shot  Walker Red Label      | possible.  In a blender half-filled
     1 Pinch of  Cinnamon          | with ice (for each person) add:
     1 Olive (essential)           |    2 long shots of Everclear
     Crushed Ice                   |    1 shot White creme de menthe
                                   | Blend until ice is chipped, you
Add all of Ingredients in order,   | are looking for a consistency
Strain off ice and olive.  Add     | slightly chunkier than a daquiri.
olive if desired.  Drink Carefully.| Strain into brandy sniffer, add a
                                   | splash of lemon-lime soda.  Serve
                                   | with a slice of lemon.
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** Pap Smear (Pabst Smir) **
     1 beer  (Pabst 12oz.) in beer mug
     1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka
 
     drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug
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** Paradise Cocktail **
 
1 oz. apricot brandy
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. orange juice
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Paralyzer **
 
Most versions will contain, over ice in a tall glass:
1 shot tequila (or Vodka)
1/2 shot white creme de cacao
1/2 shot Kahlua
Shake, strain into lowball glass.
Fill glass to within 1/2" to 3/4" of rim and top with cream.
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** Parisian Blonde **
 
2 oz. dark rum
2 oz. triple sec
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Peach Bunny **
 
2 oz. peach brandy
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Peachfuzz **
 
 1 part Peach schnapps
 1 part Cranberry juice
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie **
 
 1 part Frangelica (Chip Cookie)
 1 part Tia Maria
 1 part Kahlua
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** Pearl Harbor **               | ** Pearl Harbor **
                                 |
1 oz. vodka                      |  1 part Vodka
1/2 oz. midori                   |  1 part Midori
fill with pineapple juice        |  1 part Orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Pep-up **
 
Peppermint Schnapps
7 Up
 
Mix half and half (my version, mix to your own tastes) over ice.
 
The only problem is that the drink is too sweet if you let it sit long
enough for the 7 up to be totally flat.
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** PepperClear **
 
 6 oz. Dr. Pepper (soda)
 1 oz. Everclear
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** Peppermint Pattie **
 
1 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 1/2 oz. white creme de cacao
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Pepto Pete **
 
     1/2 shot grain alcohol       Swirl in lowball glass with small
     1/2 shot Pepto Bismol        amount of ice.
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** Petroleum **
    1 shot Tequila
    1 dash of Maggi Seasoning (liquid, from Mexico)
    1 dash of Tabasco
         It looks like used motor oil, and tastes even worse.
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** Phillip Island Firewater **
 
Equal parts of cointrea and drambuie (or glayva)
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** Pike's Peak **
 
1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
1/2 oz. Kahlua
5 oz. hot coffee
serve in mug with whip cream
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** Pimm's cup **
 
1.5 Oz. Pimm's No. 1
1.5 Oz. white rum
Three white grapes, slices lengthwise
One slice lime
One slice cucumber, or one lengthwise shave of cucumber peel
Two small fresh peach wedges
Sprig of mint, or 1 tsp. of spearmint tea
Ice
Wink, sour mix, lemonade, or Sprite to fill 10 Oz. glass
Don't leave anything out, especially the cucumber!
 
One set of fruit is good for two drinks, if you live that long.
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** Pina Colada **             | ** Pina Colada **      |** Pina Colada **
                              |                        |
1 part light rum              | 1.5 part Malibu        | 3 oz. rum
1 part cream of coconut       | 1 part Pineapple juice | 3 Tbsp coconut
2 parts pineapple juice       | 1 part milk            |        milk
                              |                        | 3 Tbsp crushed
blend, serve in exotic glass  |Blend. Serve.           |        pineapple
                              |                        |
cherry and/or pineapple slice |                        | Blend at high
                              |                        | speed, serve in
straw                         |                        | collins glass.
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** Pina Colada - Ultimate **
  6 oz pineapple juice (fresh squeezed)
  1.5 oz sweetened coconut milk, recepie below.
  2.5 oz Dark Rum (Myers)
Blend as above, garnish with a red rose as described above. To make
coconut milk: Scald some milk. Let it cool somewhat. In a blender, blend
in as much fresh coconut meat as possible. Let the mixture cool in the
fridge. Squeeze thru cheesecloth.
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** Pineapple Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
3/4 oz. pineapple juice
splash of lemon juice
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Pineapple Pizz **
 
2 oz. rum
1 oz. pineapple juice
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
Pour into a highball glass and fill with carbonated water.
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** Pink Lady **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
3 oz. sour mix
1 oz. light cream
splash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Pink Pussycat **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with pineapple juice
splash of grenadine
 
stir in highball glass
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** Pink Squirrel **                | ** Pink Squirrel **
                                   |
2 oz. creme de noyaux              |  2 oz. creme de noyaux
2 oz. white creme de cacao         |  2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream                  |  2 oz. amaretto
                                   |
shake, strain into highball glass  |Shake, strain into highball glass.
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** Planter's Punch **             | ** Planter's Punch #2 **
                                  |
1 1/2 oz. light rum               | juice 1 lime
1 oz. orange juice                | juice 1/2 lemon
1 oz. grapefruit juice            | juice 1/2 orange
1 oz. sour mix                    | 1 teaspoon pineapple juice
splash of grenadine               | 2 oz. rum
                                  |
shake, strain into exotic glass   | Pour into collins glass filled with
                                  | ice, stir until glass is frosted,
float some dark rum on top        | add 1 oz. rum, stir, and top with
cherry and orange slice           | 2 dashes triple sec.
                                  |
straw                             |
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** Planters Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. rum
juice 1/4 lemon
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
cocktail glass
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** Polar Attraction **
    2 oz White Brandy
    Tonic
Pour Brandy over ice in a tall glass. Fill the rest of the way with tonic
and add a twist of lemon.
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** Polo Cocktail **
 
1 oz. gin
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 tablespoon orange juice
cocktail glass
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** Polynesian Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. cherry brandy
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Pop The Cherry **
 
1 1/2 oz. cherry brandy
fill with orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
 
cherry and orange slice
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** Popper **
    4 oz. tequila
    1 1/2 oz. 7-up
         serve in highball glass
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** Prairie Chicken **
 
      1 egg yolk
      1 shot gin
Pour gin over yolk in a glass.  Add salt and pepper to taste.
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** Prairie Fire **
 
1 oz. tequila
1/2 oz. Tabasco
serve in shot glass
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** Presbyterian **
 
1 1/2 oz. rye whiskey
half-fill with ginger ale
half-fill with club soda
 
serve in highball glass
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** Princeton Cocktail **
 
1 oz. gin
1 oz. dry vermouth
juice 1/2 lime
cocktail glass
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** Purple Jesus **
 
   1 part ginger ale         1 part vodka
   1 part grape juice        1 part grain alcohol
 
Serve over crushed ice in a highball glass.
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** Purple Passion **
  4 ripe plums, pits removed
  1 oz Grande Passion Liquor
  2 oz Vodka
  sugar to taste (go easy on the sugar)
  Ice
Blend with very cold ice, serve in a huge wine glass, garnish as as
follows: Cut a lemon in half, and make a small hole in the lemon.  Insert
the stem of a white rose into the lemon and put the lemon in the bottom
of the glass.  (The lemon acts as a stand for the rose, and adds flavor.
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** Pusser's Pain Killer **
 
 1 oz. cococut cream                 Combine coconut cream, juices,
 4 oz. pineapple juice, chilled      rum and ice cubes in shaker
 1 oz. orange juice                  and shake vigorously.  Put
 3-4 oz. Pusser's rum                crushed ice in a chilled 14-oz
 5-6 ice cubes                       tall glass and strain.
 4 oz. crushed ice
 1 small Union Jack flag             Optional: ground nutmeg on top.
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** Queen of Scots **
 
   1 tsp superfine sugar
   2 tsp water
   1 tsp lemon juice
   2 oz scotch
 1/2 tsp green chartreuse
 1/2 tsp blue curacao
 
 Combine sugar and water, stir until dissolved, then add lemon juice
 and scotch, and stir.  Pour into cocktail glass filled with ice and
 float green chartreuse and blue curacao, for plaid effect.
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** Quick Silver **
 
 1 part Anisette
 1 part Triple sec
 1 part Tiquila
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Ragtime **
 
     1 oz. coffee liquer
     1 oz. brandy
     1 oz. half-and-half
     3 roasted coffee beans
 
     Vigorously shake first 3 ingredients with cracked ice.
     Strain into cocktail glass.  Float coffee beans on top.
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** Raki and Water **
      1 part Raki        1 part water    :Serve at room temp. in lowball.
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** Raspberry Cappuccino **
 
2 oz. black raspberry liqueur
5 oz. hot espresso
serve in mug, sweeten to taste
top with whip cream,
shaved chocolate
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** Rearbuster **
 
2 oz. tequila
2 oz. kahlua
2 oz. cranberry juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Red Death #1 **                | ** Red Death #2 **
                                  |
1 16-ounce cup                    | 1 oz Southern Comfort
3 shots Sloe Gin                  | 1 oz Triple Sec
2 shots Triple Sec                | 1 oz Sloe Gin
1 shot Vodka                      | 1 oz Vodka
Orange Juice                      | 1 oz Amaretto
crushed ice                       |
 
Put crushed ice in the cup.  Pour alcohol over the ice and then add
orange juice to taste.  Stir.
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** Red Devil **
 
1/2 oz. sloe gin
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz southern comfort
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz. banana liqueur
2 tbsp lime juice
2 oz. orange juice.
fill mixing glass with ice; add all ingredients; shake well, pour
into highball glass.
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** Red Hot **              | ** Red Hot **
                           |
  1 part Damn Hot Schnapps |  1 shot Cinnamon schnapps
  1 part Tequilla          |  1-2 drops Tabasco Sauce
  Dash of Tabasco sauce    |
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** Red Hot #3 **
    750 ml Cheap Vodka
    1/3 - 1/2 bottle Loran Cinnamon Extract
Pour vodka into a pan on the stove, add 2 tablespoons of sugar, and warm
until the sugar dissolves.  Add the Loran Cinnamon Extract.  (This stuff
is use to make hard candy and is found in many drug stores.) Cover and
cool.  Store in the freezer and serve ice cold.
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** Red Raider **
 
1 oz. bourbon
1/2 oz. triple sec
1 oz. sour mix
dash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Red Russian **
    1 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
    1 oz. vodka
    1 oz. cream
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** Rhode Island Ice Coffee **
 
1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. brandy
2 oz. cream
serve in lowball glass over ice
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** Rising Sun **
    2 oz Sake
    1/2 oz Grenadine
    Orange Juice
Fill chimney glass with ice and sake. Fill with orange juice and top it
with grenadine. Garnish with lemon slide and cherry.
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** Road Runner **              | ** Road Runner **
                               |
2 parts vodka                  |  1 part Tia Maria
1 part amaretto                |  1 part Grand Marnier
1 part cream of coconut        |
 
blend, serve in wine glass
 
orange slice
pinch of nutmeg
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** Roasted Toasted Almond **  2 oz. Grand Marnier          Shake, strain
                              2 oz. Kahula                 into a high-
See Orgasm                    2 oz. Bailey's Irish C ream  ball glass.
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** Rob Roy **
 
3 oz. scotch
sweet and dry vermouth:
        regular         3/4 oz., 0 oz.
        dry             0 oz., 3/4 oz.
        perfect         1/2 oz., 1/2 oz.
 
Stir, strain into cocktail glass
Cherry and/or orange slice
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** Robin's Nest **
 
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. white creme de cacao
1 oz. cranberry juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Rocket Fuel **
1 part rumpleminz and 1 part 151.  Chilled and served in shot glass.
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** Roman Coffee **
   Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Galliano for Kahlua.
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** Roman Riot **
 
 1 part Sambuca
 1 part Galliano
 1 part Amaretto
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Romulan Ale **
 
   1 jgr   Bacardi 151
   1 jgr   Blue Curaco
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** Romulan Dream **
 
   2 cl. grand marnier
   2 cl. blue curacao
   2 cl. lemon juice
Add all.  Stir.  Strain into highball glass.
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** Root Beer Float **             | ** Root Beer Float **
                                  |  Fill pint glass with ice.
     3/4 shot Kahlua              |  1 to 1.5 oz. Vodka
     3/4 shot Galiano             |  1 to 1.5 oz. Kahlua or Cream d'Caoca
     1 shot cream                 |Fill 2 to 3 inches from top with cream
     Coke or Pepsi                |and top off with Coke.  Transfer
                                  |between two glass for foamy effect.
Make in tall glass filled w/ice.  |
                                  |Variations:  Add Baileys
                                  |             Add Amaretto
(Also known as a Paralyser.)      | Omit vodka to get a Frosty Cake.
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** Rootbeer **
 
 1 part Vodka
 1 part Galliano
 1 part Coke
 1 part Beer
Serve in highball glass.
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** Roselyn Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
1/2 teaspoon grenadine
cocktail glass
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** Ruhr Skipper **
    2/3 oz. vodka
    2/3 oz. cherry liqueur
    2/3 oz. multi-vitamin juice (?)
         stir together
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** Rum Cola **
 
juice 1/2 lime
2 oz. rum
Pour into highball glass and fill with ice and cola
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** Rum Collins **
 
2 oz. rum
juice 1 lime
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
Pour into collins glass and fill with carbonated water.
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** Rum Fix **
 
juice 1/2 lemon
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
1 teaspoon water
Stir into a highballs glass with ice, add 2 1/2 oz. rum and stir.
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** Rum Highball **
 
2 oz. rum
Pour into highball glass and fill with ginger ale.
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** Rum Punch **
 
1 1/2 oz. light rum
one-third-fill with orange juice
one-third-fill with pineapple juice
one-third-fill with cranberry juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Rum Screwdriver **
 
1 1/2 oz. rum
5 oz. orange juice
highball glass
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** Running Kamikaze **
 
     1 oz. lime juice
     1 oz. triple-sec
     1 oz. vodka
     3 drops Murine(Visine is ok.  Murine preferred)
 
Shake and serve over ice in an old-fashioned glass.
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** Ruptured Duck **
 
2 oz. creme de noyaux
2 oz. banana liqueur
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Russian Banana **
 
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. dark creme de cacao
2 oz. banana liqueur
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Russian Bear **
 
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. white creme de cacao
1 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Russian Kamikaze **
 
   2 oz. vodka             1 tsp. Chambord
 
Add to shaker with ice.  Shake.  Strain.  Serve in lowball glass.
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** Russian Qualude **   | ** Russian Quaalude **|** Russian Quaalude**
                        |                       | 1oz. Stolinichia Vodka
 2 parts Vodka          | 1 shot Bailey's       | 1oz. Frangelico
 2 parts Frangelica     | 1 shot Frangelica     | 1oz. Bailey's
 1 part Milk            | 1 shot vodka          | 1oz. Kaluha
                        |                       | 50/50 Ultra-pasturized
Serve in highball glass.| Serve in highball.    |   cream.     And ice.
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** Russian Turkey **
 
3 oz. vodka
3 oz. cranberry juice
 
stir in lowball glass
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** Rusty Nail **
 
5 oz. scotch
2 1/2 oz. drambuie
 
Stir in highball glass.  Garnish with a lemon twist.
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** Saint Moritz **
 
 Chambord
 dash Cream
 
Fill Cordial glass with Chambord, layer cream on top.
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** Salty Dog **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with grapefruit juice
 
Stir in highball glass.  Salted rim.
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** San Sebastian **
 
1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. triple sec
splash of grapefruit juice
dash of lemon juice
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Sangria **
 
2  cups cheap red wine (jug variety)
2  cups Ginger Ale
3  oz. Frozen Pink Lemonade
1/4 cup brandy
1/4 cup Triple Sec
Juice from one orange
Juice from one lime
 
If you like you can add various fruits (oranges, limes, cherries, etc.)
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** Sangria #2 **
 
2 lemons          2 limes
4 oranges         3 apples
1 large container of frozen strawberries
        (this can be either the whole, unsweeted type,
         or the sugared halves.  I prefer the latter.
1 bottle of cheap burgundy wine (don't waste your money
        on good stuff)
orange juice (unspecified amount)
brandy  (unspecified amount)
 
        Slice lemons, limes, oranges, and apples into thin slices,
leaving the skin on.  Put them into a large pitcher. (You may need two
pitchers) Dump defrosted strawberries on top of the rest of the fruit.
Pour the wine into the pitcher, so that it covers the fruit.  Cover,
and put in the fridge to marinate for a minimum of 4 hours.  After the
fruit has marinated, stir in orange juice and brandy to taste,
depending on how strong you wish the sangria to be.  If it is bitter,
add sugar to taste.  I usually do, then again, I like everything sweet.
 
        Serve in large clear glasses with the fruit in the glass.
People are expected to put their fingers in and eat the fruit as they
drink the wine.  This is not a high society drink.  Several glasses and
you will not care anyway.
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** Sangria #3 **
  Makes: roughly 3 gallons
 
  15 L. inexpensive Spanish red wine (plonk)
  2.5 c. inexpensive brandy
  10 c.  fresh orange juice (use reconstituted frozen if you're
                              pinching pennies)
  juice of 10 lemons
  juice of 10 limes
  sugar to taste
 
     NOTES: you can make a small batch of this with alcohol free wine
            and no brandy for the designated drivers. It's not as tasty,
            but it's more fun than club soda.
 
            Speaking of club soda, you can stretch this (or dilute its
            kick) by adding sparkling mineral water or club soda.
 
            Serve it chilled, with slices of lemon, lime and orange
            floating in it.
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** Sangria #3 **
Take 1 orange and 1 lemon and wash well in hot water.  Slice the fruits
with the skin (do not peel) into 3mm thick slices.  If the slices are
big, halve them.  Heat 1/8 litre of water with 7g (I guess that's 7/10ths
of a kg) of su until it begins to boil.  Remove from heat.  Add the
slices of orange and lemo and 1/8 litre of freshly squeezed OJ to the
water.  Leave the water and its contents in room temperature for about 3
hours (saturation).  Then add 7/10th litre of good red wine and 12 or so
ice cubes and serve.  For a nice addition add one ounce (30cc) anisette.
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** Santiago Cocktail **
 
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
1/4 teaspoon grenadine
juice 1 lime
1 1/2 oz. rum
cocktail glass
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** Saronno **
 
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. brandy
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Saxon Cocktail **
 
juice 1/2 lime
1/2 teaspoon grenadine
1 3/4 oz. rum
cocktail glass
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** Sazerac **
 
1 tsp simple syrup
1 dash Angostura bitters
2 dashes Peychaud bitters
1 1/4 oz rye or bourbon whiskey
3 dashes absinthe
lemon peel
 
In a cocktail shaker combine the first 4 ingredients.  Put the absinthe
in a chilled old fashioned glass and throughly coat the inside of the
glass by twirling the absinthe.  Discard the excess absinthe.  With a
cocktail spoon stir the ingredients that are in the shaker.  DO NOT
SHAKE!  Strain the mixture into the chilled, coated glass and garnish it
with a twist of lemon peel.
 
>From _Le Bonne Cuisine: Cooking New Orleans Style_.
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** Scarlett O'Hara **
 
1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with cranberry juice
 
serve in highball glass
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** Sceptic **
 
( See Harpic.  Substitute dark stout (Guiness) for lemonade.
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** Schalaley **
 
  1 part Baileys
  1 part Vodka
 
Serve on the rocks in a lowball glass.
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** Scooter **
 
See Saronno
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** Scorpion (individual) **    | ** Scorpion for 4 **
                               |
2 oz light Puerto Rican rum    | 6 oz light Peurto Rican rum
1 oz brandy                    | 1 oz brandy
1 1/2 oz lemon juice           | 4 oz lemon juice
2 oz orange juice              | 6 oz orange juice
1/2 oz orgeat syrup or         | 1 1/2 oz orgreat syrup
  or 1/2 oz. amaretto          |
Blend with a scoop of shaved   | Blend with shaved ice and cubes.  Serve
ice and add ice cubes.         | in scorpion bowl with 4 long straws.
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** Scorpion **                | ** Scorpion #2 **
                              |
6 parts light rum  (or 2 pts) | 1 oz Brandy         3 oz pineapple juice
1 part brandy                 | 1 oz Rum            dash of grenadine
4 parts sour mix              |
6 parts orange juice          | Fill glass (whiskey sour type)
                              | with pineapple juice.  Dash of
blend, serve in exotic glass  | grenadine.  Top with dark rum.
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** Scotch & Soda **
 
1 1/2 oz. scotch
fill with club soda
 
serve in lowball glass
 
lemon twist
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** Scotch Sour **
 
 2 oz Scotch
 1-1/2 Tbs lemon juice
   3/4 tsp superfine sugar
 
 Combine over ice, shake, strain into glass and garnish with a slice of
 of lemon and cherry.  [A whiskey sour with scotch whiskey instead.]
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** Screaming Orgasm #1 **  | ** S.O. #2 **     | ** S.O. #3 **
                           |                   |
  Bartender's chair        |  1 part Bailey's  | 1 pt Baileys
  equal parts: bourbon,    |  1 part Schnapps  | 1 pt Cointreau
     rum, vodka            |  1 part Vodka     | 1 pt Galliano (yellow)
                           |
Open mouth and lean back,  |  Serve in a lowball glass.
swallow until you can't.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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** Screwdriver **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with orange juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Sea Breeze **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with grapefruit juice
 
stir in highball glass
 
splash of cranberry juice
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** Seven & Seven **
 
1 1/2 oz. Seagram's no. 7 whiskey
fill with 7up
 
serve in highball glass
 
cherry
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** Sewer Rat **                         |  ** Sewer Rat **
                                        |
      1 part Vodka (Absolut blue lable) |    1 oz. vodka
      2 parts Peach Schnapps            |    1 oz. peach schnapps
      2 parts Kahlua                    |    1 oz. kahlua
      5 parts Orange Juice              |    2 oz. orange juice
                                        |
Add them in order                       |  Stir in highball glass.
** DO NOT STIR **                       |
No Ice
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** Sex **
 
 1 part Kuhlua
 1 part Grand Marnier
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Sex In A Bubblegum Factory **
    1 shot creme de bananes
    1 shot blue curacao
    1 shot apricot brandy
    1 shot rum
         fill with sprite or 7-up and mix
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** Sex Machine **
 
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
 1 part Milk
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Sex On The Beach **             | ** Sex On The Beach **
                                   |
1 oz. vodka                        |  1 part Peach Schnapps
3/4 oz. peach schnapps             |  1 part Tequila
half-fill with cranberry juice     |  1 part Triple Sec
half-fill with grapefruit juice    |
    (or pineapple juice)           |  Stir in a highball glass.
stir in highball glass             |
 
 Alternate #1:                      | Alternate #2:
  1 part Creme de Casis or Chambord |  Mix 1 can of Chiquita Tropical
  1 part melon liquer               |  Blend frozen concentrate with
  1 part Pineapple juice            |  alcohol in blender with ice.
  (With a friend) +1 part vodka
  (Rape under the boardwalk) add more alcohol
                                    |
Alternate #3: Mix equal parts of    | Alternate #4: Equal parts of
vodka, peach schnapps, and amaretto | vodka, raspberry liquer, and
Fill the rest of the way with equal | melon liquer.  Serve over ice or
parts of orange juice and cranberry | blended.
juice. (Or sub Tuaca for amaretto)  |
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** Shandy **        | ** Shady **
                    |
10 oz. lager        | 1/2 beer
splash of 7up       | 1/2 lemonade
                    |
Serve in beer mug   | Serve in beer mug w/lime wedge.
lime wedge          |
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** Shark **
 
 1 part Tequila
 1 part Vodka
 a dash of Tabasco sauce
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Shirley Temple **
 
fill with 7up or ginger ale
splash of grenadine
 
serve in highball glass
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** Shoot the Root **
 
   beer (the cheaper the better)          12 oz. cup
   rootbeer shnapps                       shot glass
 
With a shot glass' height of beer in the cup drop shot glass full of
schnapps in cup of beer.  Drink.
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** Shot From Hell **
 
   1 part Jaegermister
   2 part Rumpilminze
 
 Serve in a shot glass.
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** Shotgun **  (See: Kamikaze)
 
1 part Citrus Vodka (Absolut Citroen or Tanqueray Sterling Citrus)
1 part Gran Marnier
1 part Rose's Sweet Lime Juice
 
Serve on the rocks in a snifter.
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** Sicilian Kiss **
 
 1 part Amaretto
 1 part Galliano
 1 part Bailey's
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** Sidecar **
 
3/4 oz. brandy
3/4 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Silver Bullet **
 
1 shot peppermint schnapps
1 shot decent vodka (icy cold Stoli works best)
Serve in shot glass.
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** Singapore Sling **
 
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. cherry brandy
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into collins glass
 
1 oz. club soda
cherry and orange slice
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** Sit On My Face **
 
     1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
     1 shot Frangelica
     1 shot Kahlua
 
Layer Kahlua, then Frangelica, then Bailey's.
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** Skeptic **
 
     1 oz. Blue Curacao
     1 oz. Kahluha
     1 oz. Vodka
     2 oz. dark stout (Guiness)
 
  In a highball glass mix first three alcohols.  Top off glass with
  stout.
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** Skylab Fallout **
 
     1 pt. white rum
     1 pt. vodka
     1 pt. gin
     1 pt. tequila
     1/2 pt. blue curacao (or triple sec w/blue food color)
     some pineapple juice for flavor/color
     1 highball glass
The drink should be a turquoisish color. Very strong drink.
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** Sledge Hammer **
    1 cl. lemon juice (top)
    1 cl. Obstsuppe (a multi-fruit-flavoured liqueur)
    1 cl. blue curacao
    1 cl. grand marnier
    1 cl. strawberry syrup (bottom)
To cocktail glass, add strawberry syrup.  Layer (over spoon) grand
marnier, blue curacao, obstsuppe, and lemon juice.
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** Sleeper **
 
 1 part Galliano
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Tequila
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Sliced Lemon **
 
      2oz Gatorade               Variation #1: Substitute Slice soda
      1oz Jack Daniels              for Gatorade and Evian Water.
      3oz Cheap Beer
      2oz Country Time Lemonade
      1oz Evian Water
      7oz Peach Schnappes
 
 Shake well and enjoy.
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** Slimy Sunrise **
 
  1 oz grain alcohol
  1 oz orange Gatorade
 
Combine in a lowball glass, with or without shaved ice.
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** Slippery Nipple #1 **                     | ** Slippery Nipple #2 **
                                             | 1 part Irish cream
   1/2 shot glass Sambuca                    | 1 part peppermint schnapps
   1/3 shot glass Irish Cream floated on top |___________________________
   1 drop of Grenadine--floats to bottom (the "Nipple")
 
 Serve in a shot glass.
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** Slippery Nipple #3 **           |  ** Slippery Nipple #4 **
                                   |
    1 shot Butterscotch Schnapps   |  1/2 shot Kahlua
    a jigger of Bailey's           |  1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
                                   |  1/2 shot Vodka
    Fill shot glass with schnapps  |
    and add Bailey's on top.       |  Use a large shot glass.
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** Sloe Comfortable Screw Between the Sheets **
 
Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort, Vodka, OJ, Triple Sec
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** Sloe Gin Fizz **               | ** Sloe Gin Fizz #2 **
                                  |
3/4 oz. gin                       |  1 part Sloe Gin
3/4 oz. sloe gin                  |  1 part Lemon juice
3 oz. sour mix                    |  2 parts carbonated water
                                  |
shake, strain into collins glass  |
                                  |
1 oz. club soda
cherry and orange slice
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** Sloppy Joe's Cocktail **
 
juice 1 lime
1/4 teaspoon triple sec
1/4 teaspoon grenadine
3/4 oz. rum
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
cocktail glass
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** Slow Comfortable Screw **
 
3/4 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. sloe gin
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with orange juice
 
serve in highball glass
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** Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall **
 
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. sloe gin
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with orange juice
 
serve in highball glass
 
splash of galliano
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** Slow Screw **
 
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
fill with orange juice
 
serve in highball glass
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** Smile **                      | ** Smile Cocktail **
                                 | 1 oz. gin
 1 part Midori                   | 1 oz. grenadine
 1 part Apple Brandy             | 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
Serve in lowball glass.          | cocktail glass
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** Smith & Kerns **
 
        1 shot Kahlua
        Coke or Pepsi
        Cream
 
 Served over ice in highball glass.
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** Smith & Wesson **
 
        1/2 shot Kahlua
        1/2 shot vodka
        Coke or Pepsi
        Cream
 
 Served over ice in highball glass.
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** Smurf Juice **
 
1 part white wine
1 part ginger ale or 1 part vodka
enough Blue Curacao to give the color you want.
 
It's a nice wine cooler.
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** Smurf Piss **
 
   2 parts Berry Blue Kool-Aid        2 parts Mountain Dew soda
   1 part Everclear                   ice
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** Snake Bite **      | ** Snake Bite **          | ** Snake Bite **
                      |                           |
 3 parts Jack Daniels |  1 part Jack Daniels      |  1 part Yukon Jack
 1 part Cointreau     |  1 part Tequila           |  1 part Lime juice
 1 part Lime Cordial  |  1 part Southern Comfort  |
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** Snap The Boosters **
   2 parts Vodka
   2 parts Whiskey
   6 parts Black rum
   1 part  Strawberry jam
   1 teaspoon Baking soda
 
  Add all in blender.  Add 5 icecubes.  Blend.
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** Snotty Toddy, aka Sugar Booger **
 
 1 part Midori
 1 part Bacardi's 151 rum
 1 part Orange juice
 
   Definitely meant as a shooter.
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** Snowball **
 
1/2 oz. cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz. Kahlua
5 oz. hot coffee
serve in mug with whip cream
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** Snyder **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. dry vermouth
1/2 oz. triple sec
cocktail glass
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** Sombrero **
 
3 oz. kahlua
3 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Sourtoe Cocktail **              |** Sourtoe Cocktail - Traditional **
                                    |
1 Beverage of choice.               | 1 Beer glass full of champagne
1 Amputated pickled toe (of choice) | 1 Amputated pickled big toe
                                    |
Serve with toe in drink.  "You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow.
But the lips have gotta touch the toe."
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** South Of The Border **
 
1 oz. tequila
3/4 oz. coffee brandy
dash of Rose's
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
 
lime wedge
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** Spanish Coffee **
 
        1 lemon wedge
        1 Tbsp brandy
    1 1/2 ozs of Kahlua (jigger)
          sugar
          coffee
          whipped cream
          glass or mug
 
Rub lemon around the rim of the glass, then dip into a dish of sugar.
In front of and alcohol burner or sterno, rotate the glass over the flame
 to carmelize the sugar.  Place spoon on glass to prevent cracking.
Warm brandy in a pan or a chafing dish.  Pour into glass and ignite.
Add jigger of Kahlua and ignite.
Pour in hot coffee, leaving about 1 1/2".
Add whipped cream, level to the top of the glass.
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** Spanish Town Cocktail **
 
2 oz. rum
1 teaspoon triple sec
cocktail glass
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** Spiritual Enlightenment **
 
 1 part Creme de menthe
 1 part Creme de cacao
 1 part Grand Mariner
 
Stir in a lowball glass.
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** Spy Catcher **
 
   1 oz. Canadian whisky   1/2 oz. Sambuca
 
Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back.
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** Stanley Cocktail **
 
3/4 oz. gin
1/4 oz. rum
1 teaspoon grenadine
juice 1/4 lemon
cocktail glass
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** Stawberry Daquiris #2 **
 
6oz frozen strawberries
1-3oz Bacardi Light Rum
1oz Rose's Lime Juice
Optional 1 egg white
Optional 1-2 tsp sugar
 
Blend
 
The egg white makes it really fluffy, and your drink might be so thick
you have to eat it instead of drink it :-).  The sugar might be
necessary if your strawberries are unsweetened and not particularly
flavorful.  Experiment, and see what you can make.
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** Stiletto **
 
 1 part Tia Maria
 1 part Cointreau
 1 part Galliano
Serve in a lowball glass.
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** Stinger **
    1 shot Brandy
    1 shot Creme de Menthe (clear)
         Shake with ice, strain into glass. Serve with a sprig of mint.
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** Strawbeery **
 
   1 can of beer
   1 shot of strawberry schnapps
 
 Put beet in mug, drop in shot of schnapps, down it.
 (Same way one does a Boiler-maker)
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** Strawberry Bomb **
 1 capful of Everclear              Variations:  Substitute other flavors
 1 shot Strawberry Scahnapps                     of schnapps.
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** Strawberry Daquiris **
 
1) Pour 1 cup (8 oz) of light rum into blender.  As most blenders have
   markings on the side it is easier if you do this first.
2) Add 1 package (2" by 4" by 6") Frozen Strawberries
   or
   Add 1 can Frozen Minute-Maid LimeAid (for a Lime Daquiris)
   or
   Add 1 can Frozen Minute-Maid LemonAid (for a Lemon Daquiris)
3) Blend until smooth
4) Add ice (I use cubes but if your blender is weak you can pre-crush it)
   and continue blending and adding ice until either blender is full
   (4 or 5 cups) or mix is so thick that ice won't blend in anymore.
 
At the 1:4 liquor:total_volume ratio I use, this would be 1.5 oz of
liquor in a 6 oz serving.
A purist might suggest making a Strawberry Daquiri with 1 Carton
Frozen Strawberries and 1/3 Carton Frozen LemonAid ...
You can also substitute 2/3 Tequilla & 1/3 Triple Sec
if you want Margaritas.
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** Strawberry Daquiris #3 **
 
Take a blender put in one cup light rum, 1/4 cup lime juice, one pound
bag of frozen strawberries (yes you can use fresh), 1/4 cup sugar (or to
taste, if you use strawberries packed in syrup forget the sugar) Now put
the lid on.  Turn it on high speed and start dropping ice through the
hole.  Do this untill the blender is full.
 
This is the slush type if you don't want it so frozen don't use frozen
strawberries.  You can make these stronger or weaker as desired, just
keep the lime to rum ratio.
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** Strawberry Stripper **
 
     1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps
     1 oz. Triple Sec
     fill with orange juice
 
     Pour strawberry schnapps into o.j. and then Triple Sec - do not stir
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** Sunset Horizon **
    2/3 oz. gin
    2/3 oz. cherry liqueur
    1 2/3 oz. multi-vitamin juice
         stir together in water glass
         fill with orange or peach flavored wine
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** Swampwater **                | ** Swamp Water #2 **
  1 part  Green Chartreuse      |  Equal parts of the following: O.J.,
  3 part  Pinapple juice        |  Beery Blue Kool-Aid, Southern Comfort.
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** Sweet Patootie **
 
2 oz. gin
1 oz. triple sec
1 oz. orange juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Sweet Sensation **
 
1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with 7up
 
stir in highball glass
 
cherry and/or orange slice
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** Swimming Pool #1 **
 
1 shot blue Curacao, vodka, gin, white rum, and any other clear
adulterants you so choose to add, topped up with 7-up over ice.  Add a
little plastic shark filled with red grenadine syrup and you have a Shark
Attack.
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** Swimming Pool #2 **
    1 scoop crushed ice
    1/4 oz. sweet cream
    3/4 oz. coconut cream
    2 oz. pineapple juice
    3/4 oz. vodka
    1 1/2 oz. light rum
         mix well into exotic glass
         float 1/4 oz. blue curacao on top
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** T.K.O. **
 
 1 part Tequila
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Ouzo
Serve in lowball glass.
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** T.N.T. **                  | ** T.N.T. #2 **
                              |
 4 parts Tequila              |  1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey
 1 part  Tabasco              |  1 oz. anisette
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** Tahiti Club **
 
2 oz. light rum
dash of Rose's
dash of lemon juice
dash of pineapple juice
dash of grenadine
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
 
lemon slice
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** Tall Ship **
 
 1 part Kahlua
 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
 1 part Drambuie
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Tank **
 
 1 part Tangueray
 1 part Jack Daniels
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Tasty Orgasm **
 
1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
serve in shot glass
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** Tennesse Mud **           | ** Tennessee Mud #2 **
                             |
1/2 oz. amaretto             |  1 part Jack Daniel's
1/2 oz. whiskey              |  3 part Kahlua
5 oz. hot coffee             |  3 part Bailey's Irish Cream
serve in mug with whip cream |
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** Tequila Collins **
 
juice 1/2 lemon
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
2 oz. tequila
pour into champagne glass
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** Tequila Matador **
 
1 1/2 oz. tequila
3 oz. pineapple juice
dash of Rose's (juice 1/2 lime)
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Tequila Pink **
 
1 1/2 oz. tequila
1 oz. dry vermouth
1 dash grenadine
cocktail glass
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** Tequila Slammer **
 
1 1/2 oz. tequila       1/2 oz. 7-up
 
Pour both into shot glass, cover w/ a napkin. While holding napkin
tightly on glass, slam shot glass onto table, remove napkin, slam
contents.
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** Tequila Sour **
 
juice 1/2 lemon
1 teaspoon sugar
2 oz. tequila
sour glass
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** Tequila Sunrise **     | ** Tequila Sunrise #2 **
                          |
1 1/2 oz. tequila         | 2 oz. tequila
fill with orange juice    | 4 oz. orange juice
                          | 3/4 oz. grenadine
stir in highball glass    |
                          | highball glass
splash of grenadine       |
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** Tequini **
 
1 1/2 oz. tequila
3/4 oz. dry vermouth
cocktail glass
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** Test Tube Baby **
 
 1 part Vodka
 1 part Amaretto
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Tetanus Shot **
 
 1 part Schnapps
 1 part Cherry Brandy
 1 part Bailey's
Serve in lowball glass.
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** The Big Chill **
 
     1 oz. dark rum
     1 oz. Kahlua
     4 ozs. coffee, chilled
     1 oz. cream
     1/2 teaspoon sugar
     1 scoop vanilla ice cream
 
     Shake all ingredients but ice cream with cracked ice.
     Strain into tall glass or 12-oz. goblet.  Top with ice
     cream.  Serve with straws and long-handled spoon.
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** The Union Jack **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
3/4 oz. sloe gin
dash of grenadine
serve in lowball glass
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** Three Stripes Cocktail **
 
1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. dry vermouth
1 tablespoon orange juice
cocktail glass
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** Tight Snatch **
 
1 oz. light rum
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Tilt The Kilt **
 
 1 tsp superfine sugar
 2 tsp water
 1 tsp lemon juice
 2 oz scotch
 1 tsp triple sec
 
 Combine sugar and water, stir until dissolved, then add lemon juice
 and scotch, and stir.  Pour into cocktail glass filled with ice and
 float the triple sec on top.
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** Toasted Almond **
 
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. kahlua
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Tokyo Tea **                            |  ** Tokyo Tea **
                                           |    1/2 oz. vodka
1 shot Smirnov Vodka                       |    1/2 oz. triple sec
1 shot Bicardi Light Rum                   |    1/2 oz light rum
1 shot Bandelero Triple Sec                |    1/2 oz gin
1/2 shot Tanqueray Gin                     |    1/2 oz. melon liqueur
1-1/2 shot Midori Liquer                   |      1 oz. sour mix
1-1/2 shot Mr & Mrs T's Sweet and Sour mix |Shake, strain into lowball glass
                                           |
Mix together in a highball glass over ice and serve.  If you're very
careful with the proportions, the drink won't taste strong at all.
 
If you want to increase the quantities to make a batch, just keep the
proportions the same (i.e., 1V:1R:1TS:1/2G:1-1/2M:1-1/2SS).
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** Tom Collins **                  | ** Tom Collins **
                                   |
1 1/2 oz. gin                      | 2 oz. gin
3 oz. sour mix                     | 1 teaspoon powdered sugar
                                   | juice 1/2 lemon
shake, strain into collins glass   |
                                   | Pour into collins glass and fill
1 oz. club soda                    | with carbonated water.
cherry and orange slice            |
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** Tootsie Roll **              | ** Tootsie Roll **
                                |
3 oz. sabra chocolate liqueur   |  1 part Dark creme de cacao
3 oz. orange juice              |  1 part Orange juice
                                |
stir in highball glass          | (Opt: add 1 part kahula)
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** Top Banana **
 
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. banana liqueur
2 oz. orange juice
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Toxic Waste **
 
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Blue Curacao
6 parts tart orange juice
 
serve in a tall glass over dry ice
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** Triple Irish Coffee **
 
Irish Whisky (Jamesons or Bushmills)
Bailey's Irish Creme
Irish Mist
Coffee     (mix to taste and desired poteency)
Whipped Cream and a Cherry  (to top off the whole wonderful works)
 
Omit the coffee and garnish and chill to make a triple Irish shooter
(then call a taxi)
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** Tropical Storm **
 
2 parts light rum
1 part banana liqueur
4 parts orange juice
splash of pineapple juice
splash of grenadine
1 sliced banana
 
blend, serve in exotic glass
 
cherry and orange slice
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** TV Tower **
   1 cl. sherry, medium dry (top)
   1 cl. blue curacao
   1 cl. grenadine (bottom)
Pour grenadine in a cocktail glass.  Layer (with a spoon) blue curacao
and then sherry.
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** Twister **                     | ** Twister **
                                  |
1 1/2 oz. vodka                   | 2 oz. vodka
3 oz. sour mix                    | juice 1/3 lime
dash of Rose's                    |
                                  | Pour into collins glass and fill
shake, strain into collins glass  | with lemon soda.
                                  |
1 oz. club soda                   |
lime wedge                        |
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** Up the Duff **
 
  1 part Coffee Liqueur
  1 part Creme de Cacao
  1 part brandy
  cream
  ice cream
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** Velvet Hammer **
 
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. white creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Venusian Flame Water **
    2/3 oz. grenadine
         fill with pineapple flavored wine
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** Vile Green Stuff **       | ** Vile Green Stuff **
                             |
1 part Midori                | 1 fifth Blue Hawaiin Maui Schnapps
1 part Peach Schnapps        | 1 fifth Light rum
2 Part Seltzer water         | 1 gallon Orange juice
2 part Orange juice          |
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** Vincow Somba **
 
 1 part Vodka
 1 part Pineapple Juice
 1 part Triple Sec
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** Violent Fuck **
 
 1/2 shot Everclear
 1/2 shot Jolt Cola soda
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** Virgin **
 
1 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Viva Villa **
 
juice 1 lime
1 teaspoon sugar
1 1/2 oz. tequila
Pour into salt-rimmed old-fashioned glass
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** Vladimir **
    1/3 oz. raspberry syrup
    1/3 oz. grenadine
    1/3 oz. cassis (black currant liqueur)
    1 oz. vodka
         stir thoroughly
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** Vodka & Tonic **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with tonic
 
serve in highball glass
 
lemon wedge
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** Vodka Collins **
 
juice 1/2 lime
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
2 oz. vodka
Pour into collins glass and fill with carbonated water.
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** Vodka Collins #2 **
 
juice 1/2 lime
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
1 teaspoon grenadine
2 oz. vodka
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** Vodka Gimlet **                | ** Vodka Gimlet Cocktail **
                                  |
3 oz. vodka                       | 1 1/2 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. Rose's                    | 1 teaspoon powdered sugar
                                  | 1 oz. lemon juice
stir, strain into cocktail glass  | cocktail glass
                                  |
lime wedge                        |
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** Vodka Martini **
 
3 oz. vodka
dry vermouth:
        regular        3/4 oz.
        dry            1/2 oz.
        extra dry      1/4 oz.
        in 'n' out      swirl
 
stir, strain into cocktail glass
 
olive
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** Vodka Seven **   1 1/2 oz. vodka      Shake, strain into a collins
                    3 oz. sour mix       glass. Finish with:
See Twister         dash of lime juice   1 oz. club soda.  A lime wedge.
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** Vodka Sour **
 
juice 1/2 lime
1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar
2 oz. vodka
pour into sour glass
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** Vodka Stinger **
 
2 oz. vodka
2 oz. white creme de menthe
 
shake, strain into cocktail glass
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** Vulcan Mind Probe **          | ** Vulcan Mind Probe #2 **
                                 |
1 part Ouzo (or Sambuca)         |  1 part Wild Turkey
1 part rum (Bacardi 151)         |  1 part Ouzo
                                 |  1 part 151
Mix in a shot glass.  Shoot it.
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** Vulcan Mind Probe #3 **
 
1 shot of coffee liquior
1 shot of vodka or rum floated on top of the coffee
a couple of drops of Bailey's to give it that brain effect
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** Waffle **
 
1 part vodka
1 part butterscotch schnapps
1 part orange juice
crushed ice
 
shake, strain, and serve in shotglasses.
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** Waikiki Beachcomber **
 
3/4 oz. gin
3/4 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. pineapple juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Wallick Cocktail **
 
1 1/2 oz. dry vermouth
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 teaspoon triple sec
cocktail glass
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** Wallis Blue Cocktail **
 
  1 oz. triple sec
  1 oz. gin
  juice 1 lime
Pour into sugar-rimmed old-fashioned glass with ice.
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** Ward Eight **
 
1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey
3 oz. sour mix
1/2 oz. grenadine
 
shake, strain into highball glass
 
orange slice
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** Warm Fuzzy **
 
  1 part peach schnapps
  1 part Blue Curacao
 
  Mix in your favorite sized glass.
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** Warp Factor x **   (x depends on how much EC you use)
 
     1/2 fifth of Orange Curacao (or other orange liqeur)
     2 liters Orange Soda (Minute Maid is recommened)
     Everclear (substituting vodka for EC results in a "Full Impulse")
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** Waterfall **
 
   1 shot watermelon juice
   1 shot Kamikaze
 
Proceedure: take the two shot glasses, place one of them (the watermelon,
I think ) between your thumb and first finger and the other between your
first finger and second, wedged in higher up. So then when you tip your
hand the top one pours into the bottom and the bottom into your mouth.
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** Watermelon **
 
 4 parts Midori
 1 part Cranberry juice
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Werewolf **
 
 1 part Jack Daniels
 1 part Drambuie
Serve in lowball glass.
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** What The Hell **
 
1 oz. gin
1 oz. dry vermouth
1 oz. apricot brandy
dash of lemon juice
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
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** Whiskey Sour **
 
1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
or serve straight in sour glass
 
cherry and/or orange slice
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** White Lady **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
3 oz. sour mix
1 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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** White Mountain **
    2 oz Sake
    2 oz Pina Colada Mix
    2 oz Half and Half
Fill blender 1/4 full of ice. Add ingredients. Blend for 5 seconds. Pour
into fiesta grande glass. Garnish with orange slice and cherry.
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** White Russian **               | ** White Russian **
                                  |
2 oz. vodka                       |  4 parts vodka   (Optional:         )
2 oz. kahlua                      |  1 part kahlua   ( Substitute French)
2 oz. light cream                 |  1 part milk     ( vanilla ice cream)
                                                     ( for milk or cream)
shake, strain into highball glass
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** Widget **
 
3-5 tbsp. of peach schnapps
1 tbsp. of gin
serve in lowball over ice
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** WILD BREW YONDER **
 
   1 oz. vodka             Combine vodka and blue curacao in a chilled
   2 tsp blue curacao      highball glass.  Stir.  Top with cold beer.
   6-8 oz. Beer, cold
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** Wild Coffee **
                                      Directions:  Add 1/2 shot to each
     1 pot of fresh brewed coffee     cup of coffee.  Whip cream until
     Wild Turkey 101                  stiff and top each cup.
     fresh whipping cream
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** Will Rogers **
 
1 1/2 oz. gin
1 tablespoon orange juice
1/2 oz. dry vermouth
1 dash triple sec
cocktail glass
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** Windex **                 | ** Windex **
                             |
 1 part Vodka                |  1 part Vodka
 1 part Triple sec           |  1 part White gin
 1 part Blue Curacao         |  1 part Blue curacao
 1 part Lime juice           |  1 part Sweet and Sour mix
Serve in lowball glass.      |
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** Wine Cooler **
 
3/4 fill with wine (white or red)
1/4 fill with ginger ale
optional splash of fruit juice
 
serve in wine glass
or highball glass
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** Wine Spritzer **
 
3/4 fill with wine (white or red)
1/4 fill with club soda
 
serve in wine glass
or highball glass
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** Woo-Woo **
 
3/4 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
fill with cranberry juice
 
stir in highball glass
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** Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob **
 
  1 oz. Kahlua
  1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps     100 proof
  milk or cream
 
     stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)
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** X.Y.Z. Cocktail **
 
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1/2 oz. triple sec
1 oz. rum
cocktail glass
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** Yellow Bird **
 
1 part light rum
1 part banana liqueur
1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice
1 part Rose's
blend, serve in exotic glass
orange wedge
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** Yellow Fever **
 
1 1/2 oz. vodka
5 oz. lemonade
lemon wedge
serve in highball glass
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** Yuckka **
 
     1 fifth Vodka or Whiskey
     1+ cups of sugar (to taste)
     4 lemons
     2 limes
     bag of ice
     plastic milk jug
     "the communal towel"
 
Cut up the lemons and limes, squeezing the juice into the milk jug, and
adding the peeling, too.  Add Vodka and sugar (about 2 cups).  Add
ice.  Wrap with towel and put cover on jug.  Shake for fifteen minutes.
Pass it around, DO NOT POUR INTO GLASSES; this is a religious experience.
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** Zipper **                    | ** Zipper **
                                |
 1 part 15% Cream               |  1 part Bailey's
 1 part Triple Sec              |  1 part Grand Marnier
 1 part Tequila                 |  1 part Anisette
Serve in lowball glass.
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** Zombie **                      | ** Zombie **
                                  |
1 oz. light rum                   | 1 1/4 Rum     (light)
2 oz. dark rum                    |   1/2 Myers Rum (dark)
1 oz. pineapple juice             | 1     orange juice
1 oz. sour mix                    | 1     Sweet & Sour
dash of Rose's                    |   1/4 Grenadine
                                  |
Shake, strain into exotic glass.  |
Float some 151 rum on top. Straw. |
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** Zombie **
 
1 shot light rum              1/2 lime juiced
1 shot dark rum                 1 orange juiced
1 shot Myers dark rum         1/4 almond syrup or amaretto
1/2 shot triple sec             1 pineapple (fresh)
1/2 lemon juiced              1/4 coconut milk
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** 57 Chevy **
 
   1 part Southern Comfort
   1 part Grand Marnier
   1 part Vodka
   1 part Pineapple juice
Serve in a highball glass.
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** 747 **
 
 1 part Bailey's
 1 part Amaretto
 1 part Kahlua
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Section 4: General Drink Recipes
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Alexander
 
2 oz. liquor or liqueur
2 oz. white or dark creme de cacao
2 oz. light cream
 
shake, strain into highball glass
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Collins
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into collins glass
 
1 oz. club soda
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Cooler
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
fill with ginger ale
 
serve in highball glass
 
lemon wedge
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Fruit Daiquiri
 
4 parts light rum
1 part white creme de cacao
1 part appropriate fruit liqueur
fresh fruit
 
blend, serve in exotic glass
straw
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Highball
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
fill with ginger ale
 
serve in highball glass
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Rickey
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
fill with club soda
 
serve in highball glass
 
lime wedge
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Sling
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into collins glass
 
1 oz. club soda
cherry and orange slice
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Sour
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
3 oz. sour mix
 
shake, strain into lowball glass
or serve straight in sour glass
 
cherry and orange slice
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Spritzer
 
1 1/2 oz. liquor
fill with club soda
 
serve in highball glass
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| Section 5:              Making Liquers                                |
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** Absinthe **
 
1 pint Vodka
2t crumbled wormwood
2t crumbled anise seed
1/2 t fennel seed
4 cardamom pods
1/2 t ground corriander
2 t chopped angelica root
 
Steep wormwood in vodka for 48 hours.  Remove, add the rest&steep for 1
week.  age.
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** Absinthe - Commercial Recipe **
 
Scientific American, June 1989.  It gives a commercial recipe for the
preparation of absinthe using steam distillation:
 
       2.5 kg dried wormwood
       5   kg anise
       5   kg fennel
      95   l  ethanol, 85%
Mix above ingredients and steep 12 hours. Then add
 
      45   l  water
Heat, and collect 95 l  of distillate. Set aside 55 l,
 
   To the other 40 l of distillate, add
 
       1   kg Roman wormwood  }
       1   kg hyssop          }all dried, finely divided
       0.5 kg lemon balm      }
Extract the above (with heat), and siphon off liquor, filter, and
recombine with remaining 55 l. Dilute the result to yield 74% ethanol
- about 100 l.
 
Thus this liqueur is made with part distilled and part doubly distilled
extract of wormwood. A much more powerful dose than a simple infusion.
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** Absinthe 2 **
 
1 c Vodka
1 t crumbled wormwood
2 T peppermint leaves, dried+chopped
1   3/4x2" lemon peel
1/3-1/2 c sugar syrup
 
48 hour steep for wormwood, 8 day steep for the rest, add syrup, age.
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** Absinthe:
   1 bottle vodka
   50 g sugar
   1 vial pure anise extract
   1 small handful chopped licorice root
   1 twig wormwood
 
Mix together and let sit a few days. Strain through a coffee filter. To
serve mix 1 part absinthe to 4 parts water, add ice, enjoy.
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** Amaretto Liqueur
 
     1 cup granulated sugar                1 cup brandy
     3/4 cup water                         3 drops yellow food coloring
     2 dried apricot halves                6 drops red food coloring
     1 Tbsp. almond extract                2 drops blue food coloring
     1/2 cup pure grain alcohol and        1/2 tsp. glycerine
     1/2 cup water
 
Combine sugar and 3/4 cup water in a small saucepan.  Bring to a boil,
stirring constantly.  Reduce heat and simmer until all sugar is
dissolved.  Remove from heat and cool.
 
In an aging container, combine apricot halves, almond extract, grain
alcohol with 1/2 cup water, and brandy.  Stir in cooled sugar syrup
mixture.  Cap and let age for 2 days.  Remove apricot halves.  (Save
apricot halves, can be used for cooking).  Add food coloring and
glycerine.  Stir, recap and continue aging for 1 to 2 months.
 
Re-bottle as desired.  Liqueur is ready to serve but will continue to
improve with additional aging.
 
Variation: For a more prominant 'bitter almond' flavor, add 4 apricot
nuts,** split in half, to basic mixture.  Leave in for 2 days to 2 weeks
depending upon depth of flavor desired.  Remove and discard apricot nuts.
Continue as directed.
 
**Note: Apricot 'nuts' come from within the apricot pit.  You may split
pits yourself or obtain them dried at a health food store.
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** Angelica Liqueur
 
     3 Tbsp. dried chopped angelica root
     1 Tbsp. chopped almonds
     1 allspice berry, cracked
     1 one-inch piece of cinnamon stick, broken
     3-6 anise or fennel seeds, crushed
     1/8 tsp. powdered coriander seed
     1 Tbsp. chopped fresh marjoram leaves or 1 tsp. dried
     1.5 cups vodka
     1/2 cup granulated sugar
     1/4 cup water
     1 drop each yellow and green food color,(optional)
 
Combine all herbs, nuts and spices with vodka in a 1 quart or larger
aging container.  Cap tightly and shake daily for 2 weeks.  Strain
through a fine muslin cloth or coffee filter; discarding solids.  Clean
out aging container.  Place liquid back in container.
 
Place sugar and water in saucepan and stir to combine over medium heat.**
When sugar is completely dissolved, set aside and let cool.  When cool
combine with food coloring and add to liqueur liquid.  Cap and allow to
age and mellow in a cool, dark place for one month.
 
**Microwave Directions: This step may be done in the microwave oven using
a glass bowl.  Microwave on HIGH for 1 to 1.5 minutes, stirring every 30
seconds.
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** Caribbean Orange Liqueur
   Makes 1 quart
 
     3 large oranges
     3 cups vodka
     1 1/3 cups superfine granulated sugar
 
Pare very thinly the bright-colored rind from the oranges (no white).
Blot the peel on paper towels to remove any excess oil. Put peel in a
4 cup screw-top jar. Add 2 cups vodka. Close jar. Store in a cool,
dark place for 2 days or until the vodka has absorbed the flavor.
Remove peel and add remaining vodka. Close jar and add remaining cup
of vodka. Close the jar and store in a cool dark place at least 1
month to age.
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** Cherry Bomb
 
Take a jar of maraschino cheeries.  Drain off the sickly red syrup.
Replace it with Clear Spring / Everclear / Any-other-grain / Bacardi 151
(for those without grain) / Vodka (for wimps).  You will notice a
cloudiness as the alcohol strips some coloring from the cherries (good
solvent, eh?).  When the cloudiness is gone, it means the cherries have
reabsorbed the coloring, and incidentally a good bit of 90% EtOH.  Pop
one in the mouth and chew.  Also can be used to efficiently spike a
drink.
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** Coffee Liqueur
 
     10 T. instant coffee              4 T. vanilla extract
     2 1/2 C. sugar                    1 quart vodka
     2 1/2 C. water
 
Combine coffee, sugar and water.  Simmer 1 hour and let cool.  Add
vanilla and vodka.  Age in sealed jar 2 to 3 weeks.
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** COFFEE LIQUEUR
 
>From "COFFEE: A Guide to Brewing and Enjoying"
by Kennith Davids
 
1 part water
1 part finely ground coffee
1 part brown sugar
1 part 90 or 100 proof vodka
1 inch fresh vanilla bean per cup ground coffee
1 tsp glycerin per cup ground coffee [optional]
 
Use a filter cone or pot to make the coffee.  Slit the vanilla bean and
add it to the water: bring the water just to boiling and simmer for 15
minutes, covered.  Remove the vanilla bean and reserve.  Pour the hot
water over the coffee slowly, making sure to wet all the grounds.  Pour
the resulting concentrated coffee through the grounds a second time.
Immediately dissolve the sugar in the hot concentrate.  Add the vodka and
the reserved vanilla bean, and refrigerate in a sterilized , stoppered
bottle for a few days.  Taste: when you can begin to distinguish the
vanilla flavor, discard the vanilla bean and store the liqueur in a
second bottle, or pour and serve.  If you're impatient, substitute
vanilla extract for the bean.  Add 2 or 3 drops per cup of vodka any time
after you've brewed the coffee.  If you want your liqueur to have the
very heavy body of the commercial product, add the glycerine before
refrigerating.  Variations: Substitute light rum for the vodka, or add a
dash of tequila to every cup of rum or vodka.
 
The simple addition of chocolate turns coffee liqueur into Mocha Liqueur.
Thoroughly mix one part hot water and one part unsweetened cocoa powder.
Add 1/2 tablespoon of this mixture to every cup of the finished coffee
liqueur, and mix thoroughly.
 
[1] Styles of coffee liqueurs differ.  Before making your own, I suggest
you determine which style you prefer: Kahlua, for example, is
heavy-bodied and based on a dark-roast coffee; others, like Tia Maria or
liqueurs based on Kona coffee, use a lighter roast.  If you prefer
Kahlua, use a dark-roasted coffee and go a little heavier on the vanilla
and (if you use it) glycerin; if you prefer one of the liqueurs based on
a lighter roast, use a medium-roast, acidy coffee, like a Costa Rican or
Colombian, and go a little lighter on the vanilla and glycerin.
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** Coffee-Vodka (Kahlua)
 
2 cups water
2 cups white sugar
1/2 cup dry instant coffee
1/2 chopped vanilla bean (I use vanilla extract about 1 to 2 t.)
1 1/2 cups vodka
caramel coloring (optional)
 
Boil water and sugar until dissolved. Turn off heat.  Slowly add dry
instant coffee and continue stirring.  Add a chopped vanilla bean to the
vodka, then combine the cooled sugar syrup and coffee solution  with the
vodka.  Cover tightly and shake vigorously each day for 3 weeks.  Strain
and filter.
Yield: about 4 cups
 
Its also best to let the sugar mixture cool completely so the vodka won't
evaporate when its added.  I've never added the caramel coloring.  You
really don't need it.
 
If you like a smoother feel to the liqueur you can add about 1 teaspoon
of glycerine to the finished product.
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** Cranberry Cordial
 
1 lb (1/2 kg) cranberries, coarsely chopped
3 cups (3/4 liter) sugar
2 cups (1/2 liter) light rum
 
Place the chopped cranberries in a 2-quart (2 liter) jar that has a
tight-fitting lid.  Add the sugar and rum.  Adjust the lid securely and
place the jar in a cool, dark place.  Invert the jar and shake it every
day for six weeks.  Strain the cordial into bottles and seal with corks.
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** Cream Cordial
                        1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand Sweetened Milk
                        1 1/4 C. liqueur (almond, coffee, orange or mint)
                        1 C (1/2 pint) whipping or light cream
                        4 eggs (Grade A clean, uncracked)
In blender container, combine all ingredients; blend until smooth.  Serve
over ice if desired.  Store tightly covered in refrigerator up to one
month.  Stir before using.  (Makes about 1 quart.)
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** CREAMY RUM LIQUEUR
 
     400ml can condensed milk
     300ml cream
     300ml milk
     up to 3/4cup rum(preferably Bundy-rum)I use between 1/2 to 3/4
     2 tablespoons chocolate sauce
     2 teaspoons instant coffee dissolved in,
     2 teaspoons boiled water
 
Mix all ingredient's slowly in a blender. Serve chilled.
 
Keeps, sealed in the fridge, for 2 weeks.
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** Creme de Menthe
   Makes 1/2 gallon
 
     8 cups sugar                           1 oz. pure peppermint extract
     6 cups water                           1 Tbl. green food coloring
     1 pint grain alcohol (188 proof)
 
Bring sugar and water to a boil and simmer for 10 minutes.  Cool.  Add
the remaining ingredients and stir.  Cover and let ripen for 1 month.
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** Daiquiri Liqueur
   Makes 1 quart
 
     4 limes
     3 cups light rum
     1 1/2 cups superfine granulated sugar
 
Pare very thinly the bright-colored rind from the limes (no white).
Blot the peel on paper towels to remove any excess oil. Put peel in
a 4 cup screw-top jar. Add 2 cups of the rum. Close the jar. Store
in a cool, dark place for 2 days or until rum has absorbed the flavor.
Remove the peel and add the sugar. Shake vigorously until the sugar
dissolves and add remaining cup of rum. Close jar and store in a
cool, dark place at least 1 month to age.
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** Eau d'absinthe
 
In a mortar bruise:
     1 oz. cinnamon bark.                 33 oz. wormwood
     1/4 oz. Angelica root.               24 oz. refined sugar
     4 oz. juniper berries.
 
Place the above ingredients in an earthen jar and pour in:
 
     4 oz. flower water.
     2 1/2 gallons spirits (10 U.P.) (UP-above proof-10UP-110proof)
                                     (brandy works)
Set aside for 30 days, stirring well every day. Press; filter; bottle.
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** Fresh Mint Liqueur
 
     1 1/4 cup fresh mint leaves, slightly packed
     3 cups vodka
     2 cups granulated sugar
     1 cup water
     1 tsp. glycerine
     8 drops green food coloring (optional)
     2 drops blue food coloring (optional)
 
Wash leaves in cold water several times.  Shake or pat dry gently.  Snip
each leaf in half or thirds.  Discard stems.  measure cut mint leaves,
packing lightly.
 
Combine mint leaves and vodka in aging container.  Cap and let stand in a
cool place for 2 weeks, shaking occasionally.
 
After initial aging, strain leaves from liqueur; discard leaves.
 
In a sucepan, combine sugar and water.  Bring to a boil, stirring
constantly.  Let cool.  Add cooled syrup to liqueur base, stirring to
combine.  Add glycerine and food color; pour into aging container for
secondary aging of 1-3 more months.
 
A real good aging container is 1/2 gallon canning jars.  If you want more
of this get the book " Classic Liqueurs; The Art of Making and Cooking
with Liqueurs " by Cheryl Long and Heather Kibbey.
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** Fruit Liqueur - Berry **
(Tested on raspberries, blackberries and a mix of both).
 
Start with fresh fruit. Place cleaned fruit into a jar.
 
Add very strong alcohol just so it barely covers all of the fruit.
-I used double distilled vodka (alcohol content probably about 55-65%).
-Beware though- Apparently operating a still is VERY illegal ;-)
 
Let the covered jar sit for about a week and a half (it's covered so
the alcohol doesn't evaporate). Note that no fermentation takes place
here- all that happens is that the fruit soaks up the alcohol, and
releases some of its juices. Depending on the type of fruit the level
of fluid may decrease.  Once you've decided that the fruit has soaked
in much of the alcohol gently pour off the fluid so as not to blemish
the fruit (try one now for a taste experience :-). Call this (very
strong) fluid rack #1.
 
During the following steps you probably should avoid blemishing the
fruit if at all possible.
 
Replace the fruit in the jar, but layer it with sugar. How much sugar
is a bit difficult to say here. I usually tried to do my best to cover
almost all of the fruit with _some_ sugar. Cover the jar again. What
happens now is that the sugar makes the fruit give off its alcohol and
shrivel slightly. In a couple of days the level of juice in the jar
should reach almost the top of the fruit. This means it is time to pour
it off again, call this rack #2.
 
Now we repeat the layering with sugar step (getting rack#3, rack#4,
etc) until only a very small amount of juice is released. I have been
told that with cherries this can be kept up until only a tiny little
bit of cherry skin is surrounding the pit. Each rack is sweeter and
sweeter.
 
With rasp[black]berries I got to rack #4 and then got bored waiting for
really small amounts of juice. So I took the berries, threw them into a
cloth and twisted the hell out them to release the vestiges of alcohol
and juice. This was rack#5. The left over pulp can be used with
ice-cream. Note that this step is entirely optional, four racks were
plenty enough (but why waste alcohol :-).
 
Now comes the fun part.
Invite several friends (I used 5) and mix the different racks in
various proportions and get some feedback on how they taste (too sweet,
too alcoholic, too dry, etc). Don't use too many friends or else you
won't have any left after the tasting. Now you should know what
proportions to mix the final product in.  Disposing of juice _not_ used
in the final mix is left as an exercise to the reader (I had some sweet
stuff left over and use it on ice cream).
 
Thoughts on the final mix:
In my case the final mix was very close to the ratio of rack#1: rack#2:
rack#3 etc. This was convenient because I got the maximum of liqueur
with minimal leftovers.
 
After a visit to a friends house in Poland and a sampling of his Cherry
Liqueur (THE BEST liqueur I have EVER tasted)- I have decided to make
liqueur also. Here are the directions he gave me (for cherry liqueur):
 
Fill a Jar with cherries.
Add alcohol to cover all the cherries.
Let sit for a week or so, the cherries should have swelled and
there should be less liquid in the jar.
Pour off the liquid.
a)Layer the cherries with sugar and let sit another week.
b)Pour off resulting fluid.
c)Repeat steps a) and b) until the cherries are so small that they're
just basically the pit covered with a very thin skin.
 
Now mix all the batches that you poured off to suit your taste.  The
first is most bitter, the last is the sweetest.
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** Fruit Liqueur - Citrus
 
- Find a glass container with an opening large enough to comfortable
  accept a medium size orange. the small the container the better.
 
- Invert a glass shot glass and center in the bottom of the container.
 
- Pour a cup of Everclear into the container without wetting the shot
  glass top.
  Place a fresh orange on top of the shot glass. The orange
  should have a moderately thick skin, but not excessive.
 
- A ground glass top is ideal, if not, a closely fitting plate
  will do to cover the brue.
 
_ Check daily as the orange "sweats" its oils.  It will slow after
  three or four days (a week is OK but not necessary). DO NOT OPEN
  AT ANY TIME till done.
 
- Remove orange and shot glass and pour in a cup of bar syrup.
  Theres no majic here, find your own sweetness level, this is
  just for openners.
 
- Pour into a regular bottle and stopper tightly (after you've
  tasted it, clear, crisp, intence, pure, WOW, no more of those
   orange liqueurs again).
 
This stuff is fragile so plan on using it soon and don't make more
than you can use, one week is fine, after two it very drinkable
 but the flavor is noticably less.  And, it will get cloudy with
no appearent affect.
 
Yes any citris will work (never tried a grapefruit), we even put
two dozen mint leaves on a thread and hung over.  The leaves turned
black and crumbly, but the taste; sheer POWER.
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** Galliano
   Makes 4 1/2 cups
 
     2 cups distilled water
     1 cup white corn syrup
     1/2 cup sugar
     2 or 3 drops yellow food coloring
     1 1/2 cups grain alcohol (188 proof)
     6 drops anise extract
     2 teaspoons vanilla extract
 
Boil water, corn syrup and sugar for 5 minutes.  Add the remaining
ingredients and stir.  Cover and let stand 1 month.
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** Grand Orange-Cognac Liqueur **
 
1/3 cup  orange zest*
1/2 cup  granulated sugar
2 cups   cognac or French brandy
1/2 tsp  glycerine
 
Place zest and sugar in a small bowl.  Mash and mix together with the
back of a wooden spoon or a pestle.  Continue mashing until sugar is
absorbed into the orange zest and is no longer distinct.  Place into
aging container.  Add cognac.  Stir, cap and let age in a cool dark
place 2 to 3 months, shaking monthly.
 
After initial aging, pour through fine mesh strainer placed over medium
bowl.  Rinse out aging container.  Pour glycerine into aging container
and place cloth bag inside strainer.  Pour liqueur through cloth bag
Stir with a wooden spoon to combine.  Cap and age 3 more months before
serving.
 
Note:
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Grand Marnier is a classic orange liqueur to be savored.  While ordinary
brandy can be used, we recommend a good cognac or French brandy for best
flavor.  Ready in 5 to 6 months.  Makes about 1 pint.
 
* Authentic Grand Marnier uses bitter Haitian oranges to produce its
classic taste.  You may use any type of orange peel you wish; however, a
bitter type, such as Seville, is preferred for authenticity.
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** Homemade Cream Cordial
                        1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand Sweetened Milk
                        1 1/4 C. liqueur (almond, coffee, orange or mint)
                        1 C (1/2 pint) whipping or light cream
                        4 eggs (Grade A clean, uncracked)
        In blender container, combine all ingredients; blend until
        smooth.  Serve over ice if desired.  Store tightly covered
        in refrigerator up to one month.  Stir before using. (Makes
        about 1 quart.)
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** HONEY LIQUOR (rather strong)
The strong variant is also called "Baerenfang" (bear catch), because it
is said that two or so hundred years ago bears were caught in the
forests of Northern Europe by putting out pans of that brew, and when
they (the bears, not their hunters) got drunkily asleep they could be
caught without danger.
     500g   pure bee's honey
     1/4l   water
     3/8l   spirit of wine (alcohol)
Dissolve honey in hot water. The water should not be hotter than 45
degrees Celsius (113 degrees Fahrenheit).
 
Let the mixture cool down, then add spirit of wine.
 
Suggestion: Exchange spirit of wine with spirits like whisky, brandy or
a similar strong liquor, then you'll get a lighter liquor.
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** Irish Cream
 
     1 C scotch wiskey
     1 1/4 C half and half
     1 can sweetened condensed milk
     3 drops coconut flavoring
     1 T chocolate syrup
 
Mix scotch and milk. Add 1/2 and 1/2. Add rest.
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** Irish Cream - Bailey's
 
In a blender combine the following:
 
        1 pint whipping cream
        1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla
        1-3/4 cups Brandy
        2 Tablespoons chocolate syrup
        3 eggs
        1-14oz. can of Sweetened Condensed Milk (not evaporated)
 
Blend on lowest setting until frothy or well blended.
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** Irish Cream - Bailey's
 
     3 eggs
     1 teaspoon coconut essence
     1and1/2 tablespoons choc. ice-cream topping
     1 cup of whiskey (more if desired)
     1/2 teaspoon coffee powder
 
Blend all ingredients in ablender for no longer than 2mins.
Pour over ice and enjoy straight away.
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** Irish Cream - Bailey's
 
        In blender, combine
        1 pint half and half
        2 eggs
        1 1/2 cup Irish whiskey (Canadian Club works too)
        2 tblsp. chocolate syrup
        dash cinnamon
        1 tsp. vanilla
 
 Blend until mixed well, serve cold.  Stores up to two weeks in the
  fridge, but it's never lasted that long :-).
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** Irish Cream Liqueur
 
     1 can (14 oz) SWEETENED condensed milk
     1-3/4 C Irish whiskey
     4 eggs (Fresh, Grade A)
     1 C cream
     2 T chocolate syrup
     1 T powdered coffee
     1 t vanilla extract
     1/2 t almond extract
 
Combine all ingredients in a blender until smooth.  Store in the
refrigerator for up to one month.
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** Irish Cream Liqueur
 
     2 eggs
     1 1/3 cups evaporated milk
     1/2 tsp. chocolate syurp
     1 Tbsp. pure vanilla extract
     1/3 tsp. lemon extract
     1/4 tsp. instant coffee
     1/4 cup granulated sugar
     1 3/4 cups Irish whiskey
 
Place all ingredients in a blender; blend well. Bottle and let mellow in
refrigerator at least one week befor serving.  this has been found to be
best after 1-2 weeks.  Store in refrigerator.  Liqueur at room
temperature by removing form refrigerator 1-2 hours before serving.
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** Irish Cream Liquor
                        1 3/4 C. liquor (Irish whiskey, brandy, rum,
                                bourbon, scotch, vodka or rye whiskey)
                        1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand Milk
                        1/2 pint Whipping Cream
                        4 Eggs (grade A uncracked)
                        2 Tbsp. Chocolate Flavored Syrup
                        2 tsp. Instant Coffee
                        1/2 tsp. Almond Extract
Blend (use blender) all ingredients until smooth.  Store tightly covered
in refrigerator.  Shake before serving.  Keeps up to one month.
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** Kahlua
 
     1 qt. water
     3 c. sugar
     4 Tbsp. instant coffee
 
Bring to boil.  Reduce heat and simmer 1 hour.  let cool and 1 Tbsp.
Vanilla and either a pint or fifth of Vodka.  Drink and Enjoy!!
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** Kahlua
 
     4 cups water
     4 cups sugar
     2 oz good instant coffee
     1 vanilla bean
     1 Fifth Cheap Bourbon (that's a 750ml bottle)
 
Simmer water, sugar, and coffee until the sugar dissolves.  Put vanilla
bean and bourbon in a gallon jug and add the coffee syrup you just
prepared.  Cover and let sit one month.
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** Kahlua #1
 
     4 C  water
     5 t  instant coffee
     2 1/2 C sugar
     1 1/2 C vodka
     1 T chocolate syrup
 
Boil water. Add cofee. Add sugar. Simmer, 20 min. Remove from heat, add
chocolate. Alow to cool. Add vodka (or don't cool if you want some of the
alcohol to boil off).
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** Kahlua #2
 
Mix 3 cups of sugar with one cup of water over medium heat until sugar is
completely in solution.  Do not boil or scorch the sugar.  Add 1 cup
high-quality instant coffee.  Mix into one quart vodka, add 1 vanilla
bean, seal and let sit for three weeks.  Discard the vanilla bean and
enjoy.  This recipe has a stronger coffee and alcohol flavor.
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** Kahlua #3
 
     3 cups sugar
     3 cups water
     12 t really good instant coffee
     2 T good fresh coarsely ground coffee
     3 cups good Vodka
     1 cup any Brandy
     6 t vanilla extract
 
Mix first 4 ingredients and simmer them for 1.5-2 hours with occasional
stirring.  Cool.  Add the rest of the stuff.  Filter and pour into dark
bottles.  I use a metal mesh to keep out the coffee grounds.  Keep the
bottles in a cool, dark place for 3 months.  Shake every day.
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** Kaluha
 
        15 12oz bottles with tops (cork is prefered with liquor
           bottles)
        8 oz of strong INSTANT coffee
        8 cups of sugar
        8 Tablespoons of Vanilla Powder
        12 cups of boiling water
        1/2 gallon brandy (you don't have to use expensive stuff)
 
Make sure the bottles are clean.  Mix the coffee, sugar, vanilla
poweder in the largest bowl you have (I mean the largest, since this
makes a great amount).  Add the boiling water and make sure all of
the ingredients are blended well.  Let cool to room tempature and
then add the brandy (make sure that you give it time to cool so you
don't cook down the brandy).  Get a funnel and bottle your Kaluha
immediately.  Let stand for a couple of days.  Enjoy!!!!
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** Kvas
 
I got this recipe from a book called 'dinerparty a la perestrojka'.  I
tried it once, it tasted terrible, but that was probably due to the fact
that the rye-bread was almost burned.
 
     500 gr. Rye-bread
     8 l water
     25 gr yeast (the book mentions yeast to make bread)
     225 gr sugar
     4 spoons of luke warm water
     1 lemon
     2 spoons of raisins
     2 branches of peppermint
 
1.  Put the slices of rye-bread in the oven (200 degrees Celsius) for
    about 45 mins, until they're dried.
 
2.  Boil the 8 liters of water.  Crumble the dried rye-bread, put it in
    the boiling water for about 5 mins.
 
3.  Let it the water, and rye-bread rest for 4 hours, covered with a
    tea-cloth.
 
4.  Crumble the yeast, 15 mins before the 4 hours are over.  Mix the
    crumbled yeast with some sugar and the luke warm water.  Let it rest
    for 15 mins.
 
5.  Filter the water-rye-bread mix in a kitchensieve.  Carefully extract
    all water from the rye- bread.
 
6.  Wash, and peel the lemon.  Add the lemon-peel, the sugar, the yeast
    and the pepermint.  Stirr the solution, and let it rest (covered) for
    8 hours.
 
7.  Sieve the solution (tea-cloth).
 
8.  Bottle it.
 
9.  Put some raisins, a bit of lemon-peel, and a fresh leaf of peppermint
    in every bottle, close the bottles, and keep them in a cool place.
 
10.  Ready when the raisins start floating.
 
11.  Sieve the stuff one more time in a tea-cloth.
 
12.  Put the Kvas in the fridge 4 hours before drinking.
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** Liquor Story *-
 
        JOHNNY WALKER   ----Was hunting with
        MARTINI & ROSSI ----when he met
        HIRAM WALKER    ----coming down
        COBBA CREEK     ----with
        QUEEN ANNE      ----who lived on the
        CUTTY SARK      ----up in
        HUDSON'S BAY    ----near the
        GREEN RIVER     ----He took her, smelling like
        FOUR ROSES      ----over to the
        TOWN TAVERN     ----where he removed her
        GOLD LABEL      ----and tickled her with
        THREE FEATHERS  ----until she was
        BLACK & WHITE   ----and dying for his
        CANADIAN CLUB   ----with the
        RED CAP         ----He put his
        STANDFAST       ----in her
        JORDAN VALLEY   ----so they rented
        OLD OVERHOLT'S  ----room at the
        MARYLAND CLUB   ----and it was
        PERFECTION      ----when he stuck his
        WHITE HORSE     ----into her
        VAT '69         ----times and pumped his
        TEACHER'S HIGHLAND CREAM --until her
        OLD DRUM        ----was stretched as wide as
        MOUNT VERNON    ----and being
        SCOTCH          ----he didn't even give her a
        SILVER DOLLAR
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** Mead **
 
3 lbs      honey (lighter the better)
1          lemon
1          orange
1/2 oz     citric acid,
2-3 drops  Tannin or 1/16th oz yeast
 
1.  Put honey into large pot add hot water to make up total to 1 gallon
stir well until honey melts, simmer low for further 5 minutes
 
2.  Add the juice of lemon and orange, the tannin citric acid
 
3.  Strain liquid into fermentation vessel,place in warm spot and plug
the top with cotton wool.
 
Wait 4 days then......
 
4.  Now fit fermentation lock onto vessel.  ASIDE ( glass jar large
enough to take all the liquid is all that is needed To make
ferm.vessel..as for the lock...use a rubber bung with a hole punched
into the top..now buy an air lock (used in beer fermenting) and use that
as the lock ...cost...  $2.50)
 
5.  After the mixture stops bubbling (approx 3-5 days) siphon into
sterilized container add one Campden tablet and close the container with
air lock.
 
6.  Let stand until clear then siphon into sterilized bottles,add 1
teaspoon of sugar per 750 ml bottle and cap...  wait 14 days then drink.
 
I use old beer bottles sterilized with MILTON antibacterial solution.
This stuff is used in sterilizing baby's bottles.  You can use sodium
bi-metasulphate but it works out to be more expensive than milton.  This
gives 1 gallon for approx 75c per 750 ml bottle of wine Sorry to mix
measurements but we use metric and u guys use imperial,in aus the large
beer bottles are 750 ml standard so everything is in proportion to the
750 bottle.
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** Medd (Met, Honey Wine) **
 
2.3 l  (4 pints) honey
9 l    (2 gallons) water
4      lemons
30 g   (1 oz)  cloves
900 g  (2 lb) white sugar
piece  of ginger (scoured)
60 g   (2 oz) yeast
small piece of bread
 
Spread the yeast on a piece of bread.  Boil the water, honey and sugar.
Stand in an earthenware pot.  Skim off anyscum.  Add lemon juice, cloves
and ginger.  Leave to cool.  When just warm, float the bread and yeast
on the top.  Cover with a clean cloth.  Leave for about 6-8 days.
Strain and bottle.  Corks should be loose to start with.  Leave for at
least 5-6 months.
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** Mexican Coffee Liqueur
 
     2 cups water
     1/4 cup + 2 tsp. instant coffee granuales( the best you can find )
     3 1/2 cups granulated sugar
     1 vanilla bean, split
     2 3/4 cups vodka
     3/4 cup brandy
     1/4 tsp chocolate extract
     1 drop red food coloring
 
Heat water in medium saucepan.  when hot add coffee and stir until
dissolved.  Add sugar and vanilla bean, stirring well to combine.  Bring
to boil, stirring constantly.  Imediately reduce heat so that a very low
boil is maintained for one minute.  Remove from heat and cool to
lukewarm.
 
Pour vodka and brandy into aging container.  Add the cooled coffee
mixture and the chocolate extract.  Stir well.  Cap and let age in a cool
dark place for 3 weeks.
 
After initial aging, strain liqueur through a cloth-lined wire-mesh
strainer over a large bowl.  Repeat until desired clairity is reached.
Stir in food coloring.  Bottle, cap and let age an additional 1-3 months.
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** Pineapple Liqueur (20 vol.) **
 
400 g   pineapple (1 can)
100 g   sugar
1/8 l   rum blend (80 vol.)\\[1ex]
1/8 l   vodka (40 vol.)
a little lemon juice
pineapple juice
 
Crush pineapple pieces *very* finely.  Put together with the pineapple
juice in a pan, add the sugar. Leave to stand over night.
 
Drain syrup and strain pineapple pieces through a cheese cloth or in a
food processor.
 
Mix juice with rum and vodka, add lemon juice to taste. Pour in a 0.7 l
bottle and fill to the brim with pineapple juice or water.
 
Leave at least one week.
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** Plum Liqueur
 
     2 lbs. plums
     2 cups granulated sugar
     2 cups vodka
     1/2 cup brandy
 
Wash plums and pat dry.  Cut plums in half or smaller; pit.  Place plums
in aging container.  Pour sugar over plums, stir.  Add vodka and brandy
stirring to partly disolve sugar.  Cap container and place in a cool,
dark place for 2 months, stir occasionally.
 
Place a strainer over large bowl and strain liqueur.  Press liquid from
plums with the back of a wooden spoon.  Discard plum pulp.  Re-strain
liqueur through cloth until clear.  Bottle as desired.  Ready for
drinking or cooking but best if aged another month.
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** Scottish Highland Liqueur
-Taken from 'Classic Liqueurs' by Cheryl Long and Heather Kibbey
 
   1 fifth Johnny Walker Black Label Scotch *
   1 1/2 cups mild honey
   2 tsp. dried, chopped angelica root **
   1/4 tsp fennel seeds, crushed
   2 2" strips lemon zest
 
Combine all ingreds in aging container.  Cover tightly and shake gently
several times during the first 24 hrs.  After 24 hrs, remove the lemon
zest.  Cover again and let stand in a cool, dark place for 2 weeks,
shaking gently every other day.
 
Strain through a wire sieve to remove the angelica root and fennel.
Return to aging container, cover and let stand undisturbed in a cool dark
place for 6 months.  Siphon or pour clear liqueur into a sterile bottle.
The cloudy dregs may be saved for cooking.
 
* Highly recommended by the authors.
** May be very difficult to find, I'm still looking.  The health food
   store owner that I asked told me that I could try Britain.
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** Sweet/Sour Mix **
 
6 oz     tequila
1.5 oz   Triple Sec
 
Sour mix:
---------
1.5 oz   sugar
4.5 oz   water
2 oz     fresh squeezed lime juice
lime zest (grated lime peel)
 
Let sour mix sit in fridge 1 hour to several days.  Combine with tequila
and Triple Sec, shake over ice, strain, and serve.
 
Note:
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Use good tequila (i.e., Comemorativo or 1800 if you only have access to
Sauza and Cuervo); the Triple Sec doesn't matter much.
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** Tia-Maria
 
     1 cup of water
     3/4 to 1 cup of brown sugar
     4 taespoons coffee powder
 
Boil for 10 mins and let cool.
 
     Add 1 cup of Bundy Rum
     4 teaspoons vanilla essence
 
Put in clean bottle(s) and leave for 1 week before using.
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** Vanilla-Coffee Liqueur
Makes 5 cups
 
     1 1/2 cups brown sugar, packed
     1 cup granulated sugar
     2 cups water
     1/2 cup instant coffee powder
     3 cups vodka
     1/2 vanilla bean, split (or 2 teaspoons vanilla extract)
 
Combine sugars and water. Boil for 5 minutes. Gradually stir in
coffee.  Cool. Add vodka and vanilla and mix thoroughly. Cover and let
ripen for 1 month. Remove vanilla bean.
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** Vanilla Liqueur **
 
3 pods       vanilla
500-600 ml   clear brandy or vodka
ca. 1 cup    sugar-candy (or to taste)
 
Cut vanilla pods first lengthwise, then in 1/2 inch pieces. Put in a
bottle, add brandy and sugar, and shake *very* well until the sugar has
dissolved.
 
Now leave the mixture about 1 month so that the vanilla flavour has time
to develop properly. After one month you can strain the liqueur so that
the vanilla particles are removed.
 
The vanilla liqueur keeps a very long time (I made it one year ago and
it's still okay).
 
To serve you have two possibilities: either use the liqueur as it comes
out of the bottle, or mix with half'n'half or whipping cream.  The
latter doesn't keep too long though, it should be used in the next days
(or right now).  You can also pour a small amount of the liqueur in a
glass of milk as a kind of alcoholic vanilla milk.
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| Section 6:             Punches and Party Drinks                 |
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** Aloha Fruit punch
 
     3/4 cup water
     2 teaspoons ginger root, chopped
     2 cups guava juice
     1 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice
     1 1/2 cups pineapple, finely chopped
     1 cup sugar
     3-4 cups pineapple juice
Add 1/4 cup water to ginger root.  Boil 3 minutes.  Strain.  Add the
liquid to the guava, lemon and pineapple juices.  Make a syrup of sugar
and remaining water.  Cool.  Combine with juices and pineapple.  Chill
throroughly.
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** Apple Cider Punch #1 **             | ** Apple Cider Punch #2 **
                                       |
     4 qts apple cider                 |  3 red apples
     1 cup brown sugar (packed)        |  1 punnet strawberries, hulled
     1 can (6 oz.) frozen lemonade     |  4 sprigs mint, chopped
     1 can (6 oz.) frozen orange juice |  850ml can apple juice
     6 whole cloves (or 1/2 tsp ground)|  2x 750ml bottles apple cider
     6 whole all spice ( as above)     |  2x 285ml bottles lemonade
     1 tsp. ground nutmeg              |
     3 cinnamon sticks                 | Make sure ingreadients are well
                                       | chilled.  Cut unpeeled apples
If you use the whole all spice and     | 1cm cubes.  Combine fruit and
cloves, tie them in cheesecloth.       | mint with apple juice in large
Heat the mixture.  Stir                | punch bowl.  Mix well, cover and
occasionally.  If you want an          | refrigerate until serving.
alcoholic drink, rum would be nice.    | Before serving add chilled apple
                                       | cider and lemonade.
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** Aquarium Jell-o **
 
     1 goldfish bowl (new or well-cleaned)
     4 envelopes Knox gelatin
     Blue curacao
     Purple endive, fennel leaves; anything with pretty foliage
     Assorted Swedish gummi fish
     1 large package red hots OR jelly beans OR other small, hard or
       coated candy
 
Mix gelatin according to package directions, substituting curacao for
water in whatever ratio you prefer.  Place the hard candies in the bowl.
When gelatin is cool but not yet setting up, pour it slowly into the
bowl and be careful not to disturb the candies or the color will run.
Cool until half-set then add foliage and fish, placing them with strands
of spaghetti.  Refrigerate until serving-time.
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** Artillery Punch **
(Makes 25-30 cups)
 
     1 qt    Strong black tea
     1 qt    Rye whiskey
     1       Bottle red wine (26oz)
     1 pt    Jamaica rum
     1/2 pt  Brandy
     1       Jigger Benedictine
     1 pt    Orange juice
     1/2 pt  Lemon juice
 
Combine all the ingredients in a large punch bowl with a block of ice.
If found too dry, sugar syrup may be added.  Decorate with twists of
lemon peel.
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** Bahamas Rum Punch **
 
     Pineapple Juice
     Rum
     a very small quantity of Coconut Rum (VERY small!)
     Campari enough to make it red
     Orange Juice
 
Mix it up varying the ingredients to taste. Balance the Orange and
Pinneapple, add a little coconut rum till you can slightly taste the
coconut, then enough Campari to redden it and then make up the rest with
rum. A delicious and authentic island drink that will make you very
drunk if you aren't careful ('cuz its so good to drink!).
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** Banana Punch
   makes 5 quarts
 
     7 cups water
     3 1/2 cups sugar
     5 bananas, mashed in blender
     1 6-ounce can frozen orange
       juice concentrate
     1 6-ounce can frozen lemonade concentrate
     1 46-ounce can pineapple juice
     1 quart ginger ale
 
Boil water and sugar for 5 minutes.  Cool and add the remaining
ingredients except ginger ale.  Freeze.  Remove from freezer 2 to 3 hours
before serving.  Mix with ginger ale.
 
Float assorted fruit in punch bowl.  Vodka could also be added.
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** Basic Punch **
 
My basic 'recipe' is 1 2-litre bottle of a clear-type soda (such as
ginger ale or 7-up); 2 bottles of fruit juice (~1/2 gallon size each),
each a different flavour; and a 2 pints of a complimentary sherbert.
 
Just mix all the liquids together, and float the sherbert in the punch
just before serving.
 
I made one for Christmas with 7-up, an orange-pineapple juice blend,
a coconut-orange blend, and orange sherbert.
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** Berry Deadly **
 
     2 pints Everclear
     1 bottle Boone Strawberry Hill Wine
     1/2 gallon orange juice
     1 gallon Tropical Berry Kool-Aid
 
Add all ingredients to large bowl.  Stir gently.  Serve chilled.
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** Boo Punch **
 
Orange Kool Aide and Vodka. Add some Jaegermeister and it will look
and taste scary.
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** Champagne Punch (15 servings) **
 
     1 bottle champagne, chilled    1/2 cup Cointreau
     1/2 cup brandy                 1/2 bottle sparkling water, chilled
 
Combine all of the ingredients and serve in punch cups.
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** Champagne Punch **
This recipe will make about 40 servings.
 
  Mix in a punch bowl:
     2 cups sugar
     375 ml (1/2 bottle) Brandy (say, Christian Brothers)
     5 bottles champagne (say, Frexinet)
 
  Then stir in:
6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds
1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better)
1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)
 
  Until well mixed.
 
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of
champagne theatrically over the top.
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** Cherry Ice Ring
 
Rinse some marashino cherries and arrange them in a circular-shaped mold
or container.  I use a plastic container I got from some dates I bought a
while back.  Orange or lemon slices can also be used in addition to
cherries.  Fill about 2/3rds full with water - AT LEAST enough to cover
the fruit - and freeze overnight.
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** Chowning's Tavern Wine Cooler (1 serving) **
 
     3/4 glass lemonade           sprig of mint
     1/4 glass dry red wine       maraschino cherry
 
This makes a colorful as well as refreshing drink if the liquids are
not mixed together.  Pour the lemonade over crushed ice, then add the
red wine.  Garnish with a sprig of mint and a cherry.  Good for hot days.
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** Cold Duck Punch **
 
     1 bottle cold duck champagne     1 can frozen lemonade, melted
     1 bottle ginger ale (2 liter)    1/2 gallon rainbow sherbert
 
Mix all liquids in a large punch bowl.  Float the sherbet on top.
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** Coquito
 
1 can of cream of coconut (15 ounces)
4 cans of evaporated milk (12 ounces)
1 can of condensed milk (14 ounces)
4 egg yolks
2 or 3 cinnamon sticks
1 liter of rum (white)
 
In 1/2  liter of water, boil the cinnamon sticks.  Take the sticks out when
the water is yellow and has the smell and taste of cinnamon.  Add the
evaporated milk, condensed milk and egg yolks and cook at low temperature.
While it's cooking stir to avoid it sticking to the bottom of the pot.  When
it is boiling for a few minutes, add the cream of coconut and rum. Stir well
and take off the burner.  Let it cool and it will be ready.  Keep it in the
refrigerator and it will last for a very long time.
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** Cranberry Punch  (from Ideals Christmas Cookbook)
 
     4 c. cranberry juice
     1 1/2 c. sugar
     4 c. pineapple juice
     1 tbsp. almond extract
     2 qts. ginger ale
 
Combine first four ingredients.  Stir until sugar is dissolved, chill.
Then add ginger ale just before serving.  Add cherry ice ring to keep
punch cold.
 
Serves 30.
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** Cranberry Tea Hot Punch **
 
     1 bag cranberries        1 cinnamon stick     1/2 tsp ginger
     2 cups apple cider       8 tea bags           4 cloves
     1/2 cup brown sugar
 
Boil the cranberries until they pop, in about 1/2 cup of water.  Then
press the cranberries through a seive, and extract the juice.  Save the
juice.  You can do this in advance.  It's pretty thick, almost a puree.
If you can find unsweetened cranberry juice, you can use that.  Common
cranberry cocktail is too sweet.
 
Make strong tea with 8 teabags and 4 cups of boiling water.  Add 2 cups
of cranberry juice and 2 cups of apple cider, brown sugar, and spices.
Stir until the sugar dissolves.  Garnish with orange slices.  Serve.
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** Egg Nog
  Woman's Day 12/17/91, by Helene Belanger of Denver.
 
     2 quarts      skim milk (8 cups)
     3/4 c. + 2 T. granulated sugar
     1/8 teaspoons ground nutmeg (& a little extra for garnish)
     4 whole       eggs -or- 8 oz. cholesterol & fat-free egg substitute
     2 whites from eggs
     1/2 cup       light rum
     2 teaspoons   vanilla extract
     1 cup         evaporated milk
 
1. Put milk, 3/4 sugar and the nutmeg in a heavy 3-4 quart saucepan. Stir
over medium heat until bubbles appear around the edge. Remove from heat.
 
2. In a medium-size bowl whisk eggs (or egg substitute) with the 2 egg
whites until blended. Gradually whisk in 2 cups of the hot-milk mixture.
Pour back into saucepan. Stir over medium-low heat for about 8 minutes
until mixture is just under the boiling point (200 degrees) and is
slightly thickened.
 
3. Remove from heat. Stir in rum (optional) and vanilla. Refrigerate at
least  2 hours.
 
4.  ONE HOUR BEFORE SERVING: Pour evaporated milk into a small bowl and
place in freezer 45 minutes or until it starts to freeze around edge.
Beat with electric mixer until foamy.  Add 2 Tablespoons sugar and beat
5minutes or until stiff peaks form.  Fold into egg nog.  Pour into punch
bowl.  Dust with nutmeg.
 
Makes 3 quarts, 24 1/2-cup servings. Per serving with eggs:
80 cal, 5g pro, 13g car, 1g fat, 37mg chol, 70mg sod.
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** Egg Nog
 
1 ounce Kahlua to 4 ounces eggnog (i.e.  a shot of Kahlua mixed with
eggnog in a wineglass) and then sprinkle some nutmeg on top.
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** Egg Nog
My girlfriend found this in a Williamsburg cookbook:
 
     6 eggs
     2 cups heavy cream
     1 cup milk
     3/4 - 1 cup sugar
     1 tbl nutmeg
     1/2 cup rum
     1/2 cup brandy
     1/2 cup whisky
 
Separate the eggs (yolk and white) Set the white aside.  Mix yolks well,
gradually adding the cream, milk, and sugar.  Get back to the egg white-
WHIP IT (whip it good!) until "soft peaks" form.  Fold the white into the
rest.  Gradually add the alcohol.  Either add nutmeg right away, or
sprinkle on top later.  AGE for at least 2 hours in refridgerator,
uncovered.
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** Egg Nog *
It makes about a gallon.
 
     12 eggs
     1 cup sugar
     1 cup milk
     2 cups Bailey's Irish Creme
     6 cups heavy cream
     freshly grated nutmeg
 
In a large bowl, beat eggs until very thick and creamy.  Gradually bet in
sugar. Blend  in milk and Baileys.
 
Whip cream in another bowl until it holds soft peaks.  Stir whipped cream
into egg mixture.  Chill untl ready to serve.
 
When ready to serve, stire again and ladle into puch cups. Top each
serving with a dusting of nutmeg.
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** Egg Nog - Cooked **
Here's an egg nog recipe using cooked eggs, so no one has to be paranoid
about salmonella..
 
     1 c. granulated sugar
     2 Tbl. + 1/4 c. water
     1/2 tsp lemon juice
     6 ea. eggs
     4 c. milk
     1/2 tsp. vanilla
     1/8 tsp. nutmeg
     1/8 tsp. salt
     3/4 c. heavy cream
     2 Tbl. hazelnut liquer
     1 Tbl. 10x sugar
 
1. Mix granulated sugar, 2 Tbl. of water, and lemon juice in a med.
   sized sauce pan.  Let boil, cook 5 min, until it turns dark amber.
   Remove from heat, and slowly stir in remaining 1/4 c. of water.
 
2. Beat eggs and milk together in a bowl.  Stir into sugar mixture,
   cook over med.-low heat for about 10 to 12 minutes. (It should thicken
   enough to stick to spoon)  Poor into a clean bowl, stir in vanilla,
   nutmeg and salt.  Refigerate, covered, until cold.
 
3. Before serving, beat together cream, liquer, adn 10x sugar, until
   soft peaks form.  Pour chilled eggnog into a serving bowl, fold
   in whipped cream with a whisk.
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** EGG NOG - Katie's
 
1 dozen Eggs, separated          1/4 Pint Peach Liquer
1-1/2 cups Confectioners Sugar   2 quarts Milk
1 pint Rye                       1 quart Half-and-half
1/3 pint Rum                     1 pint Heavy Cream
 
Beat egg yolks until thick and lemon yellow, then beat in 1 cup
confectioners sugar.  Add slowly the rye, rum and peach liquer.  Beat
until smooth.  Add the milk and half-and-half.  Beat the egg whites until
stiff but not dry, gradually adding 1/2 cup of confectioners sugar.  Fold
the egg whites into the batter.  Just before serving, whip the cream and
fold it into the other ingredients.  Garnish with ground nutmeg.
 
Notes:  Half-and-half is like a light cream; confectioner's sugar is also
called powdered sugar or icing sugar.
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** Egg Nog #1 **                     | ** Egg Nog #2 **
                                     |
Beat together:                       |  1 qt. Egg Nog
    2 eggs                           |  1 qt. Egg Nog Ice cream
    1 can Eagle Brand Sweetened-     |  1 pt. Meyer's Dark Rum
  Condensed Milk(*NOT* evaporated)   |  1 pt. Brandy
    1 teaspoon Vanilla               |
    1/4 teaspoon Salt                |  Allow ice cream to soften. Mix
                                     |all of the ingredients together
Then very gradually beat in 1 quart  |and refrigerate.  Serve with
Milk.  Whip 1/2 pint heavy cream till|ground nutmeg sprinkled on top.
stiff.  Fold in whipped cream.       |-----------------------------------
                                     | ** Egg Nog #3 **
If you'd like you can add a dash of  |
nutmeg, bourbon or rum to each cup to|  6 eggs, separated
taste.                               |  1 cup sugar
                                     |  1 pt. heavey cream
Note: Ingestion of raw eggs may      |  1 pt. milk
increase one's chances of contracting|  1 pt. bourbon
samonella.  Egg-beaters or other     |  1 oz. rum
imitation egg product will do.       |
-------------------------------------|  Separate 6 eggs.  Beat yolks
** Egg Nog #4 **                     |well.  Beat in 1/2 cup sugar.
 1/2 cup egg substitute              |Clean/degrease beaters and bowl.
 3 tablespoons sugar                 |Beat egg whites until stiff peaks
 1 can (13-oz) evaporated skim milk  |form.  Beat in 1/2 cup sugar.  Fold
 3/4 cup skim milk                   |in yolks to whites.  Gently stir in
 1 tsp vanilla                       |1 pt heavey cream, 1 pt milk, 1 pt
 1 tsp rum flamoring (or 3 oz rum)   |bourbon, and 1 oz rum.
 nutmeg                              |    Serve as is or well chilled.
                                     |Double recipe to fill a punch bowl.
  Whip egg substitute and sugar      |-----------------------------------
together, combine with the two kinds | ** Egg Nog #5 **
of milk, vanilla, and rum.  Mix well.|
Chill over night.  Sprinkle with     |  6 large eggs
nutmeg.  Makes 6 servings.           |  1 cup powdered sugar
-------------------------------------|  750 ml dark rum,brandy or bourbon
** Egg Nog #6 **                     |  4 cups whipping cream
                                     |  1/2 cup peach or apricot brandy
 12 eggs, separated                  |  freshly ground nutmeg
  1 cup granulated sugar             |
  1 cup bourbon whiskey              |  Separate eggs abd refrigerate the
  1 cup cognac                       |whites.  Beat ylks until light in
 1/2 teasp. salt                     |color.  Gradually beat in sugar,
  3 pints heavey cream               |then slowly beat in 1 cup of rum.
 Grated nutmeg                       |Let stand covered for atleast 1 hr.
                                     |Add rest of liquor, cream, and
Beat yolks until light in color.     |peack brandy, beating constantly.
Slowly add bourbon, cognac, while    |Refrigerate, covered, for 3 hours.
beating at slow speed.  Chill 3 hrs. |Beat egg whites until stiff, fold
Add salt to whites, beat to peaks.   |in.  Serve sprinkled with nutmeg.
Whip s cream until stiff.  Fold      |
whipped cream into yolk mixture,     |
then fold in the beaten egg whites.  |
Chill one hour.  Serve with nutmeg   |
sprinkled on top.  For thinner       |
mixture add 1 or 2 cups of milk.     |
                                     |
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** Egg Nog without Cream **
 
     4 eggs
     3 cups *whole* milk
     4-6 tbls. sugar
     3/4 cup (preferably dark) rum
      makes slightly more than a liter
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** Egg-Nog - Classic Cooked **
  Makes 1 1/2 quarts or 12 (1/2 cup) servings.
 
     6 eggs
     1/4 cup sugar
     1/4 teaspoon salt, optional
     1 quart milk, divided
     1 teaspoon vanilla
     Garnishes or stir-ins, optional
 
In large saucepan, beat together eggs, sugar and salt, if desired.  Stir
in 2 cups of the milk.  Cook over low heat, stirring constantly, until
mixture is thick enough to coat a metal spoon and reaches 160 degrees F.
Remove from heat.  Stir in remaining 2 cups milk and vanilla.  Cover and
regfigerate until thoroughly chilled, several hours or overnight.  Just
before serving, pour into bowl or pitcher.  Garnish or add stir-ins, if
desired.  Serve immediately.
 
Garnishes and Stir-Ins (Choose 1 or several): Chocolate curls.  Cinnamon
sticks.  Extracts of flavorings.  Flavored brandy or liqueur.  Fruit
juice or nectar.  Ground nutmeg.  Maraschino cherries.  Orange slices.
Peppermint sticks or candy canes.  Plain brandy, run or whiskey.  Sherbet
or ice cream.  Whipping cream, whipped.
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** Eggnog  Servings: 15
 
      6 ea Egg yolks
    1/4 c  Sugar
      2 c  Milk
    1/2 c  Light rum*
    1/2 c  Bourbon*
      1 t  Vanilla
    1/4 t  Salt
      1 c  Whipping cream
      6 ea Egg whites
    1/4 c  Sugar
      1 x  Ground nutmeg
 
In a small mixer bowl beat egg yolks till blended.  Gradually add 1/4 cup
sugar, beating at high speed till thick and lemon colored.  Stir in milk;
stir in rum, bourbon, vanilla, and salt.  Chill thoroughly.  Whip cream.
Wash beaters well.  In a large mixer bowl beat egg whites till soft peaks
form.  Gradually add remaining 1/4 cup sugar, beating to stiff peaks.
Fold yolk mixture and whipped cream into egg whites.  Serve immediately.
Sprinkle nutmeg over each serving.
 
*Note: For a nonalcoholic eggnog, prepare Eggnog as above, _except_ omit
the bourbon and rum and increase the milk to 3 cups.
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** EGGNOG
  From: NYTimes Cookbook (c.1961)
 
     12 eggs, separated
      1 cup granulated sugar
      1 cup bourbon whiskey
      1 cup cognac
     1/2 teasp. salt
      3 pints heavy cream
     Grated Nutmeg
 
1.  In an electric mixer, beat the egg yolks with the sugar until thick
and lemon colored.  Slowly add the bourbon and cognac, while beating at
a slow speed.  Chill several hours.
 
2.  Add the salt to the egg whites and beat until almost stiff, or until
the beaten whites form a peak that bends slightly.  Whip the cream until
stiff.  Fold the whipped cream intothe yolk mixture, then fold in the
beaten egg whites.  Chill one hour.
 
3.  When ready to serve, sprinkle the top with freshly grated nutmeg.
Serve in punch cups with a spoon.  If desired, add one or two cups of milk
to the yolk mixture for a thinner eggnog.
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** Eggnog -Healthy
 
     1/2 cup egg substitute
     3 tablespoons sugar
     1 can (13-ounce) evaporated skim milk
     3/4 cup skim milk
     1 teaspoon vanilla
     1 teaspoon rum flavoring (or use 3 ounces of rum or sherry)
     nutmeg
 
Whip egg substitute and sugar together, combine with the two
kinds of milk, vanilla, and rum flavoring (or rum or sherry). Mix Well
 
Chill.  The flavor is enhanced by chilling overnight
 
serve sprinkled with nutmeg
 
makes 6 servings
 
Nutrition info
100 calories 0.2 grams fat 2% calories from fat
 
Adapted from "The New American Diet"
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** Eggnog-Spiked  Servings:  6
 
     12 ea Eggs
      1 c  Sugar
      1 c  Bourbon whiskey
      1 c  Cognac
    1/2 t  Salt
      3 pt Heavy cream
    1/2 t  Nutmeg
 
Separate the eggs.  In an electric mixer, beat the egg yolks with the
sugar until thick and lemon colored.  Slowly add the bourbon and cognac,
while beating at slow speed.  Chill several hours.  Add the salt to the
egg whites and beat until almost stiff, or until the beaten whites form a
peak that bends slightly.  Whip the cream until stiff.  Fold the whipped
cream into the yolk mixture, then fold in the beaten egg whites.  Chill
one hour.  When ready to serve, sprinkle the top with freshly grated
nutmeg.
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** Eggnog, "Kentucky-style" **
 
1 quart heavy cream, whipped
6 eggs
1 cup sugar
2 cups bourbon
 
Separate eggs.  Beat yolks, add sugar.  Add bourbon slowly while beating.
Beat egg whites until stiff. Fold whites into egg yolk mixture;
then fold whipped cream into mixture.  Refrigerate for more than 4 days.
Stir frequently to avoid separation.  Color will change to a pale
Serve w/nutmeg or cinnamon.
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** Fruit and Sherbet Punch **
 
    1 2-litre bottle of a clear-type soda (such as ginger ale or 7-up)
    2 bottles of fruit juice (~1/2 gallon size each) different flavours
    2 pints of a complimentary sherbert.
 
Just mix all the liquids together, and float the sherbert in the punch
just before serving.
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** Fruit Champagne Punch **
 
2 cups sugar
375 ml (1/2 bottle) inexpensive Brandy (say, Christian Brothers)
5 bottles decent cheap champagne (say, Frexinet)
 
then stir in
 
6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds
1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better)
1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)
 
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of
champagne theatrically over the top.
 
Total cost is around $50 (maybe as low as $25 if you use really cheap
champagne) for about 50 drinks.
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** Fruit Punch **
 
        1   Part Minute Maid Fruit Punch concentrate
        1/3 Part Orange juice concentrate
        1/2 Part Limeade concentrate
        2   Liters Sprite
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** Fruit Punch **
Here is a good one to try.  Get some fruit (apples, watermellon,
oranges, bannanas, etc) and a bottle (or two, if you're really bold)
of Everclear (can you guys get it up there?).  If not, use 100 proof
vodka or 151 rum.  Slice up the fruit and let it soak by itself
overnight in the alcohol.  Then add a 3-4 (maybe 5) cans of Haiwaian
Punch and a bottle or two of something fizzy (ginger ale, seven up,
etc.).  Enjoy and watch out for the apples, they hold the most
alcohol.
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** Fruit Punch #1 **
 
        1 gallon lemon/lime drink (this is the GREEN)
        2 liter bottle 7-Up
        1 large can pineapple juice
 
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** Fruit Punch #2 **
 
This is a family procedure rather than recipe dating from my grandmother.
You need: a pinapple, oranges, lemons, and OTHER FRUIT. Particularly good
OF include passionfruit, limes, kiwis ( for look not taste ). Also
equal amounts of "lemonade" and ginger ale. In Australia lemonade means
something like Sprite/7UP but not nearly so sweet: lemon juice plus
a little sugar plus sparkling water ( but not bitter ) would work.
Mint is a good addition, especially fresh mint.
 
Core and peel the pineapple: dice down to bite-size. Juice about 4 each
of oranges and lemons ( the ugly ones ) and wash and slice the others.
Add the other fruit. Mix in 2 l of each soft drink and let it sit awhile
in the fridge. When the level gets low, add more soft drink and more
fresh juice if possible.
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** Fruit Punch #5
    (All ingredients are approximate, you can adjust to taste)
 
    2 packets UNsweetened red Koolaid mix
    2 2-liter bottles soda (lemon-lime, grapefruit, ginger ale)
    1 can frozen lemonade concentrate
    1 can frozen pineapple juice conc. or 1 can pineapple juice(32-48 oz)
    sugar, as needed
 
Make up the koolaid ahead of time, by dissolving in a small amount on
water (as little as possible).  Don't add sugar!  Cool this mixture.
With everything cold, mix it all together, just before the party.  You
can add sherbert to keep it cold, or make ice cubes, or an ice cube ring,
using the koolaid mixture.  You probably won't need to add any sure to
this, as the soda, lemondade, and pineapple juice should contain plenty.
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** Fruited Ice Ring
 
Turn your favorite punch into a sparkling delight by adding a
colorful fruited ice ring. The ice ring is easy to prepare and makes
a beautiful presentation. Use the fruit of your choice and, if you
wish, substitute fruit juice for the water. Just be sure to
coordinate the flavor and color of the juice with the ingredients of
your punch.
 
     Water
     1/2 lb red and/or green seedless grapes, cut in small clusters
     1/2 pint fresh strawberries
     1 small orange, sliced, then halved
     Nontoxic leaves, such as lemon leaves or rose leaves
 
1. Pour water into a 5-cup ring mold (or any size ring mold that fits
your punch bowl) to 1/2 inch below top of mold; freeze until firm,
about 3 hours.
 
2. Arrange grapes, strawberries and orange slices decoratively on top
of ice in mold. Tuck leaves between fruit, as desired. Arrange so
that some fruit and leaves stand above top of mold.
 
3. Add enough water to fill the ring mold; freeze until firm, about 1
hour. Dip ring mold in warm water for a few seconds to loosen ice;
unmold and float fruit side up in punch.
 
Fruited Ice Cubes
 
Suggested Fruits                                          Beverage
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Lemon slices                                              Iced tea
 
Strawberries, raspberries,                                Lemonade
lemon or lime slices
 
Pineapple chunks; grapes;                                 Punch
strawberries; raspberries;
maraschino cherries;
mandarin oranges; orange,
lemon or lime slices
 
Lime slices, strawberries,                               Ginger ale
raspberries
 
To make fruited ice cubes, fill an ice-cube tray halfway with water;
freeze until firm, about 1 1/2 hours. Place one or two pieces of
desired fruit in each section of the tray. Fill with water; freeze
until firm, about 1 1/2 hours. If desired, substitute lemonade or a
light-colored juice for the water.
 
Source: McCall's Cooking School
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** Ginger Syllabub
 
Info:  From December 10, 1991, The TAB, Framingham Edition
Serves 4.
 
  2 tablespoons medium dry sherry
  3 tablespoons brown sugar
  large pinch of nutmeg
  large pinch of ground ginger
  juice of 1/2 lemon
  1/2 pint heavy whipping cream
  2 to 3 pieces crystallized stem ginger, minced
 
Put the sherry, sugar, spices, and lemon juice into a large mixing bowl.
Stir until well-blended, then leave to soak for at least half an hour.
Beat the cream until it is stiff.  Fold in the chopped ginger.  Chill
thoroughly. Before serving divide into four serving bowls and top with
crumbs of crystallized ginger and a shake of nutmeg.
 
Source:  Country Cuisine, Elizabeth Kent;  Fontana Publishers, 1981
 
Nutrition information per serving (1/4 recipe):
  269 calories (72% from fat);
   22 grams fat;
   82 mg. cholesterol;
    1 gram protein;
   16 grams carbohydrates;
  29 mg. sodium.
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** Gl|gg #1
 
   1 gal. port                          1 gal. brandy
   1 gal. sherry                        1 gal. burgon (or vodka)
 
   Cinnamon                             Whole cardamon seeds
   Allspice
 
   Large raisins soaked in the stuff    Blanched almonds
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** Gl|gg Extract
 
     10-15 cloves                    2-3 sticks of cinnamon
     10 cardamon pods                some lemon or orange peel
     akvavit or vodka (or schnapps)
 
Of course in Denmark most people just buy an extract.  Anyway, this makes
a pretty nice gl|gg: add cloves, cardamon pods, cinnamon, amd citrus peel
to a glass with a generous measure of snaps (akvavit) or vodka.  Let sit
for a day or so.  This makes a cery nice extract that can be added to any
decent red wine.  Just heat up the wine slowly (dont let it boil!!), and
add sugar and extract to taste.
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** Gl|gg in the Microwave
 
         - 1 bottle (75 cl) of Cote du Rhone (or equal)
         - 3 pcs. of bark cinnamon
         - 8 pcs. of clove
         - 1/2 dl of sugar
         - 1/2 sqeezed lemon
         Some thin slices of lemon, if you'd like.
 
Mix all ingredients, except for the lemonslices, in a jug.  Heat it
(using a lid) on full power for 5-6 minutes or, if you are using a
temperature meter, 75'C.  Stir, until the sugar is dissolved.  Serve in a
small cup, with a slice of lemon for decoration.
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** Glogg
 
In my neck of the woods, it wouldn't be Christmas without a steaming
mug of glogg.  The recipe that follows is called professor's glogg
for some reason (unknown to me).  One caveat: this drink is potent.
Collect and hide all car keys at the start of the evening.
 
     2 bottles of red wine (Cabernet/Burgundy)
     1 1.75 liter bottle of vodhka
     20 cardomon pods
     10 cloves
     2 1" to 2" sticks of cinnamon bark
     1 piece of orange rind
     1 1/2 cups whole blanched almonds
     1 1/2 cup of raisins
     10 or more dried figs
     1 lb lump sugar
 
(1) Pour the wine & vodhka into a large pot.  Add spices, fruit and
    nuts.  Turn on the heat and bring the ingredients to a temperature
    just below the boil.
 
(2) Now for the fun part.  Invite all of your guests into the kitchen.
    Place the sugar cubes in a sieve (one that you don't mind sacrificing
    to the greater good).  Don oven mitts and set the glogg on fire.
    Ladle the burning glogg over the sugar cubes until it has all
    melted. I usually do this with the overhead lights off for greater
    theatrics.
 
(3) When the sugar is melted, cover the pot to extinguish the flame.
    Ladle glogg, fruit and nuts into mugs and serve.
 
Note: This recipe serves about a dozen glogg devotees.  We're boozers.
      Your mileage is sure to vary.
 
      The wine and spirits need not be premium.  Indeed, my father
      insists that expensive ingredients yield an inferior product.
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                 ** Glogg (Swedish Mulled Wine) **
 
This may have originally come from Gourmet magazine.
 
   1/2 c. golden raisins
   1/3 c. sugar
   1/4 c. blanched almonds
   12 cloves
   6 cardamom pods, bruised
   2 sticks cinnamon
   2 large pieces of orange peel
   1-1/3 c. water
   3 c. dry red wine
   3 c. tawny port
   1-1/2 c. brandy
 
Combine all the non-alcoholic ingredients in a heavy enamel or
stainless steel saucepan, bring to a boil and simmer 5 minutes.  Add
the red wine and the port and bring to a boil again.  Remove from
heat and let steep, covered, for at least 2 hours.  Then bring back
to a simmer, add the brandy, and heat for 1 minute.  If you want to
be fancy you can put it into a warmed metal bowl, turn down the
lights and ignite it before serving.
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** Glogg **
 
    Pour into a kettle:
       2 750 ml bottles wine (port, cream sherry, claret,
       burgundy, or madeira
 
    Insert cheesecloth bag containing:
       2 oz dried orange peel
       2 oz cinnamon stix
       20 cardamom seeds
       25 cloves
 
    Slowly boil for 15 mins.
 
Add 1 lb each blanched almonds & seedless raisins; boil another 15
mins.
 
Remove from heat.  Place wire grill containing 1lb lump sugar over
kettle.  Pour 750 ml brandy over sugar, saturating it.
 
Light sugar with match and let flame; when melted, put lid on kettle
to extinguish flame.  Stir, remove spice bag, serve.
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** Glogg - Christmas **
 
2 bottles       dry white wine
20 cl           vodka (Absolute is the best, and purest) (6.8 fl.oz.)
37 cl           dry sherry  (12.5 fl.oz)
4 pieces        cinnamon
2 spoons        cardamon seeds
1 spoon         clove
4 piece         bitter orange peel, Seville orange peel
30 cl           sugar  (10 fl.oz)
10 dash         aromatic tincture  (from your nearest swedish drugstore)
 
Preparation:
1. Stir half a bottle of the wine with the spicesand sugar under heating,
    close to boiling.
2. Remove casserolee from heat.  Set aside for 24 hours.
3. Strain off spices, and add remaining wine, vodka, sherry, and aromatic
    tincture (this is a spice concentrate).
4. Bottle your glogg, seal well, and let mature for a week.
 
COMMENTS:
There are several recipes for glogg.  It should be served hot, but not
boiling (the alcohol would evaporate), with raisins and almonds.
All recipes have been published by the Swedish spirits retail monopoly,
so they should be good.  You can probably also make your own recipe from
the three above, with the spices you can find in your shop.  Some people
add more vodka (or even Everclear, pure alcohol) to get it 'high-
spirited'.  They usually end up with a good hangover the day after.
By the way, glo"gg has the two dots over the O.  In case your terminal
can do that trick.
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** Glogg - Grandfather's **
 
1   bottle      Red wine
1/2 bottle      Madeira
3-5             clove,  alternatively 2-3 teaspoon ground cardamon
1-2 pieces      cinnamon
10 to 15 cl     sugar  (about 3.5 to 5 us fl.oz)
shredded peel of 1/4 lemon, without the white part.  Organic for your
own health.
 
Mix wine and spices, and heat it under cover some minutes on low heat -
DO NOT BOIL.  Add sugar, lemon peel and stir.  Keep on heat and covered
for a few more minutes.  Serve with raisins and almonds.  (You have to
throw the almonds in boiling water for maybe a minute, and peel of the
brown 'coating'.  They should be white for use with glogg.)
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** Glogg - Grandmother's **
 
     1   bottle      Red wine
     1/2 bottle      sweet vermouth
     8               clove
     8 shelled       cardamon
     2 pieces        cinnamon
     1 piece         orange peel  (organic preferably)
 
Mix everything in a casserole.  Keep overnight.  Heat the mixture -
do NOT boil.  Strain and serve hot woth raisins and almonds.  (You have
to throw the almonds in boiling water for maybe a minute, and peel of
the brown 'coating'.  They should be white for use with glogg.)
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** Glogg - Swedish **                                   (Serves 8)
   Winemakers Recipe Handbook by Raymond Massaccesi.
 
 A hot cup of glogg is the Swedish way of offering a warm welcome to a
 friend on a wintery evening.
 
     1 cup blanched almonds
     12 cardamon seeds, peeled
     12 cloves whole
     6 2.5" cinnamon sticks
     6 candied oranges or peel of one orange
     1 btl Burgundy or Claret (26 oz)
     1 cup dark raisins
     1 btl Brandy or Aquavit (26 oz)
     1 cup cube sugar, crush
 
Put cardamon seeds, cinnamon, cloves and orange parts in nylon bag and
tie top.  In large saucepan put bag, half bottle of the wine, and the
raisins.  Cover and simmer for 15 minutes.  Add remaining wine and the
almond; heat through.  In another saucepan warm about 1/3 of the brandy
(or aquavit); pour in sugar and light with match to flame.  When sugar
has melted, pour in the remainder of brandy.  If necessary extinguish
flame with cover lid.  Add sugar mixture to wine mixture.  Pour in cups
with raisins and almonds in each serving.
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** Glogg '90 **  (2 week recipe)
 
Contain into 2 separate cheesecloth "packages":
cheese cloth #1:
     3 sticks cinnamon
     5 whole cloves
     5 cardamom seeds (expensive, by the way)
     1 chopped orange peel
 
Cheese cloth #2:                  [These packages should be loose
     1/2 lb. raisins               enough such that the spices swim
     7 oz. blanched almonds        freely, but packages can be removed
                                   without too much hassle.]
Boil in 2 cups water for 15 minutes:
     1 cup sugar
     both cheeseclothed packages.
 
Add all the above (including the boiling water) to:
     1.5 l. Port wine (Gallo)
     750 ml. Sherry (Christian Brothers California Golden Sherry)
     1 cup Absolut (~250 ml.)
 
Warm it all until finger warm.  then remove from heat as soon as it gets
to the finger warm stage, cover (with plastic), and let sit 2 weeks.
After 2 weeks, try it.  if its ready, throw out the cheese cloth with the
spices and keep the almonds and raisins for putting in with the drinks.
Do not store with the raisins in after the point when it tastes good or
else, it tends to become raisin juice.
 
To serve: place some raisins and almonds (the pre-spiked ones) into some
of the concoction, heat (do not boil) and serve.
 
For a longer sitting period (4 weeks), decrease the amount of spices,
etc.  (but don't decrease the amount of sugar), and maybe skip the step
where you warm the whole concoction before storage.  For a shorter
sitting period, increase the amount of spices (not the sugar) and warm
the whole concoction before storage for several hours (like 5 or 6, not
the 3 or 4 minutes of the 2 week method) at finger warm.  It should not
be stored for less than 2 days.
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** Gluewein **  (Quantity)
 
      4 litres of cheap red wine
      250 ml of cheap brandy/vodka
      1 cup sugar
      juice of 3 Lemons
      pinch of cardamom
      6 cinnamon sticks
      6 full slice of lemon approx 5mm thick
      1 bay leaf
 
Chuck all ingredients in large pot EXCEPT for the sugar, cover , simmer
gently for 10 mins ,taste.  Now add 2 teaspoons of sugar per person
level NOT heaped. Simmer for 10 mins.
 
Place lemon slices in glass mugs and ladle the concoction into
glass.  The lemon must float.If not ,discard lemon and cut new
slices.  The secret is to drink the hot mixture thru the lemon..it
gives a very distinctive flavour.
 
CAUTION:::::: DO NOT ALLOW THE MIXTURE TO BOIL:::::::::
after all you wouldnt want all that alcohol to evaporate would you?
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** Gluehwein **
Source: "Das neue grosse Kochbuch" from Roland Goeoeck
 
     1 l     red wine
     125 ml  water
     60 g    sugar
     3-4 cm  of a cinnamon stick
     3       cloves
     peel    of a half lemon
 
Boil sugar and spices in water, leave in the water for 30 minutes. Strain
the spiced water and mix with the wine. Heat slowly until short of boiling
temperature. You may add lemon or orange juice to taste.
 
Variations:
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French Gluehwein:
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Take Bordeaux as red wine and use cinnamon, ground nutmeg and a bay leaf
as spices.
 
Seal:
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Exchange white wine for red wine.  You may add lemon juice to taste.
Use the same spices as in the basic recipe above.
 
Negus:
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Use a port wine instead of red wine.  In this case you should take the
same amount of water and wine (500ml of each).  Season it with ground
nutmeg and lemon peel.
 
Honey-Gluehwein:
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Sweeten red wine with 150g honey, add a bit of a cinnamon stick and two
slices of lemon.  Heat until short of boiling temperature.
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** Gluhwein **  (Individual)
 
For each person, you need:
        1 cup red wine
        1 tablespoon sugar
        1 slice lemon
 
You also need some cloves and cinnamon sticks.  Add about 6 cloves and
one cinnamon stick for each litre of the mixture.  (Use more or less
depending on taste - another friend prefers a stronger clove taste.)
 
Put the sugar, lemon slices and spices in a pot and heat gently until the
sugar is melted.  (It may be necessary to poke at the lemon with a fork
to release the juice.)
 
Add wine and heat gently, stirring, until drinking temperature is
reached.  Leave it for a while for a stronger spice/lemon flavour.
 
If you are concerned about the alcohol, you can boil it gently for a
while which will remove the alcohol.
 
A slightly different flavour can be obtained by including some vanilla
beans.
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** Gogl-Mogl **
 
   1 egg              1 jigger whiskey
   1 Tbs honey        milk
 
This is essentially a hot eggnog.  You beat an egg, add a tablespoon
of honey and a jigger of whisky.  Pour this into a glass and then fill
the glass with warm milk and stir until it's well mixed.
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** GOLDEN GLOW PUNCH
 
25 servings (about 1/2 cup each)
(For more servings, just keep the same proportions.  The book also
suggests using 2 large punch bowls when serving 150, and putting a
different flavor of sherbet in each bowl.)
 
     1 can (6 ounces) frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed
     1 can (6 ounces) frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed
     1 quart apple juice, chilled
     2 quarts ginger ale, chilled
     1 pint lemon or orange sherbet, if desired
     Ice Ring (instructions following), if desired
 
- Pour the concentrate and the apple juice into the punch bowl.
- Stir the ginger ale into the bowl.
- Spoon in sherbet or add an Ice Ring.
- Serve immediately.
 
ICE RING
 
Requirements:
- A ring mold (one that fits into the punch bowl you'll be using)
- Fruit slices
- Water
 
Instructions:
-Arrange thin overlapping slices of lime, orange, & lemon in a ring mold.
-Pour water into mold to partially cover fruit (about 1/4 inch); freeze.
-When frozen, add more water to fill mold 3/4 full; freeze.
-Unmold ring and float fruit side up in punch.
 
-For a crystal-clear ice ring, boil and cool the water before pouring
  into mold.
-For a more colorful ring, add about 1/3 cup cranberries with the fruit
  slices, or alternate fruit slices and whole strawberries in the mold.
-Carnations, roses, mums, or other flowers can be frozen in an ice ring,
  too.  Wash flowers, remove stems, and place blossom side down in mold.
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** Goombah Punch
 
1.75 Light Rum
750 ml Malibu Rum
4 46 oz Hawaiian Punch
4 46 oz Orange Hi-C        Mix with ice.
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** Great Pumpkin Punch **
 
    1 part apple cider
    2 parts ginger ale
    1 part rum
Serve in a hollowed out pumpkin with
floating pumpkin chunks.
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** Green Punch **
 
   1/5 Blue Hawaiin Maui Schnapps
   1 gallon Orange juice
   1/5 Light Rum
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** Holiday Cheer **
 
     1 bottle of champagne
     1 can of frozen cranberry juice
     1 lime
 
Mix champagne and frozen cranberry juice (undeluted).  Slice lime and
garnish each wine glass.  Serve with breakfast to start the day right.
 
Note:  mix right before serving to retain the bubbles.
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** Holloween Punch **
 
This one is from my childhood.  It's non alcoholic but could doubtless be
spiked.  Take a bunch of grape juice and a bunch of fizzy stuff (club
soda, ginger ale, lemonlime, whatever).  Mix them in a punch bowl.  Take
orange sherbet and lime sherbet.  Scoop out scoops and float them in the
punch; let them melt a little so that a nasty film spreads all over the
top of the punch but there are still "bubbles" in it in the form of
sherbet scoops.  Looks horrible, tastes just fine.
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** Hop Skip and Go Naked Punch **
 
     Take a Cooler and throw a bag of ice in it.
     Add:   6 pack of beer (or more to taste)
            fifth of just about any white liquor
            3 cans of frozen Lemon Lime Daqueri mix
 
Stir until Daqueri mix has liquified. Enjoy.
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     twelve 12oz cans/bottles beer
     12oz LimeAid concentrate
     Vodka to taste (and potency)
 
Bottled beer works a little better since it doesn't have that tin-can
taste. I've made it with anywhere from a cup or two of vodka to most
of a bottle, and it tastes about the same. Depends on if you want to
drink or get drunk.
 
Feel free to change the proportions; when I make it I just twiddle the
beer/limeaid until it tastes good, then throw in the vodka.
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** Hot Buttered Cranberry Punch
   Makes 50 ounces
 
     1 16-ounce can jellied cranberry sauce
     1/3 cup light brown sugar, firmly
       packed
     1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
     1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
     1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
     1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
     1/8 teaspoon salt
     2 cups water
     2 cups unsweetened pineapple juice
       butter pats
 
Crush cranberry sauce with a fork. Mix with sugar, spices and salt. Add
water and pineapple juice. Cover and simmer 2 hours. Ladle into mugs
and float a pat of butter in each serving.
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** Hot Devilish Daiquiri (8-10 servings)
 
     1 1/2 C hot water
     1/4 C sugar
     2 sticks cinnamon
     8 whole cloves
     1 can (6 oz) frozen lemonade concentrate
     1 can (6 oz) frozen limeade concentrate
     1/2 C light rum
 
In 2 qt. microproof casserole, combine hot water, sugar, spices, and
concentrated juices. Stir, then cook on HI 5-6 minutes or until mixture
boils.  Heat rum in microproof container on HI for 30 seconds. Ignite
and pour over hot beverage. Ladle into punch cups for serving.
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** Hot Mulled Cider  Servings:    8
 
      8 c  Apple cider/juice
    1/2 c  Packed brown sugar
      1 ea Ground nutmeg
      6 ea Inches stick cinnamon
      1 t  Whole allspice
      1 t  Whole cloves
      8 ea Thin orange wedges/slices
      8 ea Whole cloves
 
 In a large saucepan combine apple cider/juice, brown sugar, and nutmeg.
 for spice bag, place cinnamon, allspice, and the 1 teaspoon cloves in
 cheesecloth and tie; add to cider mixture.  Bring to boiling.  Reduce
 heat; cover and simmer 10 minutes.  Remove spice bag and discard.  Serve
 cider in mugs with a clove-studded orange wedge in each.
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** Hot Spiced Cider  Servings: 16
 
      2 qt Apple Cider
    1/4 c  Sugar
     12 x  Whole Cloves
      6 x  Whole Allspice
      4 x  3" Cinnamon Sticks
 
Combine the cider, sugar and spices in a large saucepan.  Heat slowly to
boiling.  Boil 3-5 minutes.  remove spices.  Serve hot garnished with
orange slices, lemon slices, or rings of unpared red apple with whole
cloves forced through peel.  16 servings.  If desired, chill spiced cider
and serve over ice cubes made from apple juice.
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** Hot-Buttered Rum
 
In a mug put 1 tsp. sugar, 1/2 tsp. butter, 1 jigger
light or dark rum, 4 cloves or 1 tsp. cinnamon.  Fill
with boiling water.  Stir.
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** Jamaica Me Crazy
 
     - ice
     - glasses
     - amber rum 1/2 oz
     - tia maria 1/2 oz
     - pineapple juice
 
Fill a tall glass with ice.  Pour in rum and tia maria.  Add
pineapple juice
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** Kotikalja (Finnish drink)
      3 dl sugar
      4 1/2 dl  MALTAITA (malted rye???)  [Yes. Rye malt. Barley malt
      works, but does not produce the true flavor of kotikalja. GB.]
      4-5 l water
      1 table spoon baking yeast (yes, baking yeast)
 
Put MALTAAT and sugar in a bucket. Boil water and pour it in the
bucket. Let the mixture cool down and drain filter it. Disolve yeast in
a bit of Kotikalja and add it to kotikalja.  Leave the bucket until
next day in room temperature (20 C). Cool down the drink. Kotikalja
stays drinkable 3-4 days stored in closed bucket or bottles in a cold place.
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** Lady's Punsch **
 
     5 cl    red wine
     5 cl    blue curacao
     10 cl   boiling water
     1       orange slice
 
Pour red wine and blue curacao in a punsch glass and fill up with
boiling water. Garnish with orange slice.
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** Lemon Sherbert Punch **
 
(WARNING:  THIS MAKES A LOT OF PUNCH)
 
     2 2-liter bottles of ginger ale or 7-up or any clear soda
     2 cans of frozen pink lemonade mix
     2 half gallons of sherbet, different flavors
     Several packages of frozen fruit (without sugar)
     Enough cold water to make the lemonade
 
Mix Lemonade in very large punch bowl.  Add soda and frozen fruit.  Open
sherbet and dump the entire package of it into punch (it will float on
the top).  Due to the frozen fruit and Sherbet, there is really no need
for ice until later, or unless it it very hot.
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** Light Sangria with Pineapple **
 
     2 Tbl lemon juice
     1 small bottle ginger ale
     2 cups apple juice (cider ?)
     1 bottle dry white wine
     1 cup pineapple cut into cubes (from a tin)
     1 sour apple
     12 ice cubes
 
Dissolve the sugar in the apple juice. Add pineapple (you can also add
the liquid from the pineapple tin). Peel and cut the apple. Mix all the
ingredients except the ale and the ice which you add before serving.
 
SERVES 12
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** Malihini Punch **
 
Intro:  Count on refills.  Its icy-cold zingy orange-lilikoi-guava
        flavor is great with feast foods.
 
Ingredients:
  2 qts. orange juice
  1/2 cup Hawaiian Plantations Lilikoi Syrup
  1/2 cup Hawaiian Plantations Guava Syrup
  ice cubes
 
Directions:
  Combine orange juice, lilikoi syrup and guava syrup; blend well.
  Chill.  Serve over ice cubes.
Yield: 2 1/4 qts
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** Mock Pink Champagne (serves 14)
 
     1/2 C sugar
     1 1/2 C water
     1/2 C orange juice
     2 C cranberry juice
     1 C pineapple juice
     2 (7oz) bottles lemon-lime carbonated beverage
 
Boil sugar and water until sugar dissolves; cool. Stir cranberry,
pineapple, orange juices. Chill. Just before serving, add carbonated
beverage.
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** Mock Pink Champagne (3 gallons)
 
     3 quart ginger ale
     1 gallon Hawaiian fruit punch
     1 quart lemon juice
     2 lb. sugar
     1 quart pineapple juice
     ice
 
Combine all but ginger ale and ice. Chill.  Add ginger ale and ice
before serving.
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** Monarchy Luau Punch
 
Intro:  Paradise in a glass.  This sophisticated blend of spirits and a
        fresh pineapple adds great aloha to your luau, or any party.
 
  1 fresh pineapple
  1/2 cup brandy
  2 Tbl sugar
  3 cups pineapple juice
  1/2 gallon white wine
  1 quart champagne
 
  Remove rind and core form pineapple; coarsely chop fruit.  Combine
  pineapple, brandy and sugar; marinate 6 hours or overnight.  Pour
  pineapple juice into a ring mold and freeze.  Add wine to
  pineapple- brandy mixture; refrigerate 30 minutes.  Add pineapple
  juice ring and champagne just before serving.
Yield: Makes 25 (4 oz.) servings
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** MONSTER SLIME JUICE **
  Source: Newhouse News Service, Nancyann L. Mayer
  "Creates a slime green colored drink that kids love"
 
     1   6oz. package of pre-sweetened Berry Blue Kool-Aid
     1   12oz. can of orange juice concentrate
         water
 
Mix juice and Kool-Aid, add 1 gallon water, stir and watch it turn green!
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** Mountain Climber's Punch
 
6 pack Mountain Dew
Vodka, Rum, Everclear (watch out!), Triple Sec, Lime grenadine
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** Mulled Cider **
    Cider, cinnamon sticks, cloves, and dark rum, gently warmed for
    perhaps an hour before consumption.
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** MULLED CIDER **
 
     apple cider
     1-2 oranges, washed
     whole cloves
     cinnamon sticks
     nutmeg
 
dump cider, cinn. sticks and a couple of teaspoons of nutmeg into a pot
over very low heat.  slice oranges (after washing them well!!), and stick
whole cloves into the rind, then float in cider as it warms.
 
that's it.  drink when it gets warm.  you can dump more cider into it up
to a point when the spices get old - then just start again with a new
set of spices, and a new orange.
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** Mulled Wine **
 
     3 cups   water
     1 cup    sugar
     12       cloves
     2        cinnamon sticks
     1        lemon peel
     750 ml   Red Wine
     1/4 cup  Brandy
 
Simmer 3 cups water with, sugar, cloves, cinnamon sticks, and lemon peel
in a stainless steel pot for 10 minutes.  Add wine heat to a "coffee
temperature" (DO NOT BOIL) then add the brandy.
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** Null & Void Punch **
        750ml  VODKA
        500ml  WILDBERRY SCHNAPPS
        500ml  PEACH SCHNAPPS
        375ml  SOUTHERN COMFORT
        2 liters of Hawaiian Punch
 
Mix with ice in a Tupperware dish pan.  Serve in 16 oz glasses (with
caution).  Tastes great, but can lead to wastedness if comsumed too
quickly, hence the name NULL & VOID punch.
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** Old Fashioned Hot Buttered Rum
    (stolen :) from Land O'Lakes "Home for the Holidays" booklet)
 
1 cup sugar
1 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 cup butter
2 cups vanilla ice cream
 
In 2-quart suacepan combine sugar, brown sugar and butter.  Cook
over low hear, stirring occasionally, until butter is melted (6
- 8 minutes).  In large mixing bowl, combine cooked mixture with
ice cream; beat at medium speed, scraping bowl often until smooth
(1 - 2 minutes).  Store refrigerated up to 2 weeks or frozen up
to one month.
 
For each serving, fill mug with 1/4 cup mixture, 1 oz. rum and
3/4 cup boiling water; sprinkle with nutmeg.
 
16 servings.
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** Olde Fashioned Rum Punch **
 
One of sour                  Lemon juice 1*n oz
Two of sweet                 Sugar       2*n oz
Three of strong              Rum         3*n oz (Mount Gay preferred)
Four of weak                 Water       4*n oz
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** Party Punch **
                  1992 Southern Living Annual Cookbook.
 
     1 (46-oz.) can unsweetened pinapple juice, chilled
     2 (22.8) bottles ginger ale, chilled
     3 quarts raspberry sherbet, softened
 
Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl.  Yield 5 1/2 quarts.
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** Party Punches **
 
I.   Mix following ingredients together; freeze to slush consistency
     and serve "slushy".
 
        1 (46oz) can pineapple juice     1/2 bottle vodka
        1 (46oz) can Hawaiian Punch      1 liter ginger ale
 
II.   Put into container in freezer (stir occasionally while freezing)
      the following ingredients:
 
        2 C whiskey             1 (6oz) can frozen lemonade
        1 large can pineapple juice     1 (6oz) can frozen orange juice
        1 large bottle ginger ale
To serve: put 2/3 slush to 1/3 seven-up in each glass or same ratio
in punch bowl.
 
III.  Mix the following ingredients together and freeze.  When slushy,
      drink as is or mix with 7-up.
 
        10 oz frozen strawberries       7 C water
        1 (12oz) can frozen orange jc   2 C tea
        1 (12oz) can frozen lemonade    1 1/2 C sugar
        3 C light rum
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** Perked Punch **
This is a delicious and easy hot punch made in a percolator.
 
Pour into a 30-cup percolator:
     48 oz apple juice
     48 oz cranberry juice
 
  In the basket:
     1/4-1/3 cup brown sugar
     4 cinnamon sticks
     6-8 whole cloves
     dash salt (optional)
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** Pina Colada Punch
 
     1-46 oz. can pineapple juice
     1-15 oz. can coconut cream
     1 tbsp. coconut flavor (Durkee)
     1 tbsp. cinnamon
     1 1/2 to 2 liters pineapple soda
     1 pint vanilla ice cream
 
Chill pineapple juice and soda.
 
Blend first four ingredients in a blender until creamy.  (I've found a
hand blender works very well since my blender won't hold all of this
liquid or you could split it into two batches.) This can be done ahead of
time and put back into the fridge until serving time.
 
When your ready to serve, place coconut mixture in punch bowl, add ice
cream and allow it to dissolve somewhat.  When ice cream has dissolved
almost completely, add pineapple soda.  Add ice ring and decorate the
frothy top of the punch with thin orange slices.
 
Serves about 40.
 
If you wanted to make this alcoholic, cut back a little on the amount of
soda and add a bit of rum - I like it with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
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** Pineapple Punsch **
(Serves 2-3)
 
     1 bottle  red wine
     150 ml    strong tea
     100 ml    pineapple juice
     80 ml     rum
     1         lemon (juice of)
     100 g     sugar
     200 g     pineapple pieces
     50 ml     sherry
 
Put the pineapple pieces in a punch bowl and pour the sherry over them.
Chill for 2 hours.  Put tea and sugar in a pot, add red wine, lemon
juice and rum.  Heat but do not boil the mixture.  Pour over the
pineapple pieces.
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** Ponche de Pina (Hot Pineapple Punch - Honduras) **
 
      3    Pineapples
      3 c  Water
      3    Cinnamon sticks
      2 ts Whole cloves
      2 ts Whole allspice
    3/4 c  Sugar
      1 c  Coconut milk
      1 qt Light rum
 
Peel pineapples; chop or shread.  Add water and let stand overnight.  Put
in large saucepan with spices, sugar, and coconut milk.  Boil for 5
minutes.  Strain liquid into large pitcher.  Add rum and serve hot.
Makes 8-12 servings.
 
Note: If fresh coconut milk is not available, pour sweet milk over
shredded coconut.  Let stand for several hours.  Squeeze through a cloth.
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** PORCH CRAWLERS
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     2 cans frozen pink lemonade         10 bottles of beer
     1 26 oz. bottle of gin/vodka
 
The mixture, because of the beer, tastes sort of like fizzy fruit punch.
All my friends really like it but it is *really* potent (as you can
probably tell from the ingredients).  We all prefer the gin but vodka
works just as well.  Another solution could be using something like
Alcool, but I've never tried that so have no idea how that would go.
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** Punch
 
     2 cans frozen lemonade concentrate (pink or regular)
     2 2 liter bottles of rasberry lime (or just raspberry seltzer)
     raspberry sherbert to plop on top is optional
 
Empty the frozen lemonade into the punch bowl. Add seltzer & stir!
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** PUNCH
 
     1 1/4 cups water           1 1/2 cups sugar
     1 1/2 cups iced water      2 1/2 cups chilled orange juice
     1 cup chilled lemon juice  1 cup pineapple juice
     1/2cup strawberries        slices of lemon and oranges
     1 pint ginger ale
 
Stir the 1 1/4 cups water and sugar over medium heat until sugar is
dissolved.Bring to boil and boil for 5 mins.  Cool pour into screw top
jar and chill over night . Just before serving pour into a punch bowl all
except ginger ale Now pour ginger ale now put in the fruit.  Makes 25
glasses Can be doubled.
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** Punch #1
 
     2   cans   frozen pink lemonade concentrate (don't dilute it)
     1.5 litres white grape juice
     1.5 litres cranberry juice
     750 ml     soda water
 
Mix first 3 ingredients ahead of time.  Add soda water when you are
ready to serve it.  Serve over ice.  You can add more soda water to
suit your taste.
 
Recipe above makes about 35 punch cup sized servings (about 4 oz each)
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** Punch #2
 
        Try 1:14 grain alcohol (available as everclear in NJ)
            1:14 peach schnapps
            1:14 peppermint schnapps
            2:14 cranberry juice
            9:14 bug juice (bottled, not powdered, although
                                kool aid will do)
 
            + FRUIT  (one pineapple, 8 oranges, 2 lbs strawberries)
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** Punch #5 **
 
     2 Btls  Champagne           1 Cup Light Corn syrup
     1 Btl   Club soda           3 Tbl Triple Sec
                                25  oz Sauterne
 
        Pour into punch bowl over ice ring, stir to mix.
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** Purple Jesus **
 
Mix equal parts of ginger ale, grape juice, vodka, and grain
alcohol.  It's called "Purple Jesus."
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** Quick Hot Buttered Rum **
 
With the winter coming around and cold nights starting to get to even
us here in California, I think it's time I made a new batch of Hot Rum
Batter, as follows:
 
1 lb unsalted butter
1 lb white sugar
1 lb brown sugar
1 qt good vanilla ice cream
 
Let the butter and ice cream soften, and cream the butter with the
sugars.  Mix in the ice cream.  Put the batter into your freezer and
wait for a cold night.
 
When a cold night comes around, get a big mug and put some water on to
boil.  Get a big dollop, about 2 Tbs, of the batter out of the freezer
and into the mug.  You may have to stir up the batter a bit since the
butter can float to the top of the batter.  Add an ounce or two of rum
and stir a bit.  Add about 8 oz of boiling water and stir a bit more.
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** Raspberry Cordial **
 
2 C. Raspberry juice    (thaw raspberries, squeeze through cheesecloth)
2 C. Vodka
1 1/4 to 1 1/2 C. sugar (to taste -- I like it less sweet)
 
Combine all ingredients and stir until sugar is disolved.
Store in large bottles for 22 days, then put in gift bottles and seal.
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** Raspberry Sherbet Punch
 
     1/2 gallon Raspberry Sherbet
     2 liters of Ginger Ale
     1 33 oz can of pineapple juice
Combine all together and serve
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** Sangria **
 
        1 bottle (750 ml) red wine
        about half cup sugar (to taste)
        1 cup orange juice
        1 cup lemon juice
        Cloves and cinnamon sticks to taste
 
Mix all together and put in the refrigerator till cold.
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** Sangria **
  From "Table talk" by Nira Rousso
 
     4-5 Tbl. sugar
     2 oranges
     1 cup of orange juice
     3 apples
     1 bottle of dry red wine
     2 Tbl cognac
     1/2 cup of mandarin peels (optional-if you have untreated ones)
     2 cups of soda water ( this means here in Israel: carbonated
             effervescent -fizzy- water, drunk by galore in summer)
     10 ice cubes
 
1. Peel the apples and cut into small cubes. Peel the
oranges, take out the pips and cut them into small cubes.
 
2. Warm the orange juice, the sugar and the mandarin peels
until the sugar dissolves.
 
3. Mix all the ingredients - except the ice and the soda. The
ice and the soda add just before serving.
 
Serves 10
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** Sangria - Jim's Delicious
 
     1 bottle inexpensive dry red wine (cabernet sauvignon seems to work
                     the best for me--  usually I use Sutter Home or
                     Torres' Sangre de Toro)
     3 oz brandy (I generally use Christian Brothers)
     1 large tart green apple (i.e. Granny Smith)
     1 large juicy orange
     1 large lemon
     3/4-1 cups of sugar
     club soda/bubbly water to taste (try to get a citrus flavored water)
 
     Mix the wine, the brandy, and the sugar together.  Take the apple,
the orange, and the lemon and cut them into as thin slices as possible.
Do _not_ peel the fruit.  Place the fruit in the wine mixture and stir it
around.  Try and make sure that as much of the fruit as possible is
submerged.
 
     Place the mixture in a closed container.  Refrigerate for 20-24
hours.  No, I am not kidding about the time-- most Sangria recipes call
for adding fruit juice to the wine, but this one relies upon the juice
that is in the fruit-- and it takes time for osmosis to do its work.
Stir occasionally.
 
     When ready to serve, do a quick taste of the sangria.  It should
taste very strong and sweet.  If it does not, add a little more brandy
and/ or sugar.  Then, slowly pour in some of the club soda/bubbly water
to cut the sangria to taste.  (Usually I only add a little bit of club
soda to the mixture, and leave it out so that guests can "cut" the
sangria to their own taste.)
 
     If worse comes to worse, you can probably let the Sangria recipe
rest in the fridge for only 12-14 hours, but it will not be as tasty as
it would be otherwise.  It is not a good idea, however, to let it wait
more than 30 hours or so before serving, because the bitterness from the
lemon and orange rinds will begin to take over the flavor of the sangria.
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** Sangria - Sweet
 
     2  750 ml bottles of Gallo Red Rose (or other sweet red wine.
          I use Gallo because it is cheap and no one cries when they see
          what you've done to a bottle of Gallo)
     1 cup sugar (more or less, to taste)
     A variety of apples, oranges, limes, lemons, grapefruit, etc.
     2 cans Fresca (adds bubbles and a little grapefruit flavor)
 
Melt the sugar in a couple of cups of hot water.  I do this so I don't
end up with a lot of undissolved sugar in the end.  Cut apples into small
chunks (1" or so)the apples absorb the wine the most, so I tend to use a
lot of apples.  Peel the citrus fruits (lemons and limes are difficult to
peel) and break into wedges.  Mix the wine, sugar, fruit, and Fresca and
put in the fridge for a few hours.  I tend to take out the lemons and
limes before serving because they get slimy and no one wants to munch on
them anyway.  Serve in an iced tea glass with a straw and one of those
cocktail swords so your guests can get at the fruit without getting their
fingers sticky.
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** Sangria- The World's Best **
        (or so my friend, Annye Scherer, once described it)
 
        1.5 liters (2 bottles or one big bottle) of a cabernet sauvignon
                Get something cheap like Sutter Home or Torres' Sangre de
                Toro, but don't get a wine so cheap that you wouldn't
                drink it in its own right.
        1 cup of sugar  (you may wish to add a little more later)
        3-4 oz of plain brandy (I usually use Christian Brothers.)
        1 large lemon (with skin) sliced as thinly as possibly
        1 large orange (with skin) sliced thinly as possible
        1 large tart apple (I usually use granny smith), cut into thin
                sections.
 
Mix these altogether in a large container, stir, and let sit for 18-24
hours.  Yes, I know that's a LONG time, but it's well worth the wait.  A
much more delightful sangria is produced when the fruit juice blends with
the wine by osmmosis than by stirring.  (By the way, you should let it
sit in the refridgerator during this long interim).  When you are ready
to drink it 18-24 hours later, stir it up again, and add sugar or brandy
to taste-- it should be fairly strong and fairly sweet-- almost syrupy.
Then, cut the mixture with some sort of bubbly water-- orange or lemon
flavored if possibly-- but plain bubbly water is fine-- until it seems to
have a thinner, more wine like consistency.  Drink and enjoy.
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** Sauterne
 
for 30 guests:  12 bottles champagne
                (or 9 ch. & 3 chablis or sauterne, depending
                 upon how sweet you like things)
                12 oz. cognac
                6 oz curacao
 
     This will give you three servings per guest at 3 oz per punch cup.
In each punch bowl, you will put two bottles champagne, one bottle wine,
3 oz.  cognac, and 1 1/2 oz.  curacao.
 
     Mix the cognac and curacao several hours ahead of time.  When ready
to serve, pour the necessary amount of this mixture over a block of ice
or ice mold in a *cold* punch bowl, and add *thoroughly chilled*
champagne.  Stir and serve at once, WITHOUT LADLING BACK AND FORTH OVER
THE ICE, as this will eliminate the bubbles.
 
     The first bowl will go very fast, and people will be crushed up
against the table holding their punch cups out, waiting for the next bowl
to be mixed (no lie, this happened at church a couple of weeks ago!).  It
is therefore a good idea to have two bowls and two people, working in
shifts.  The servers must not expect to have a chance to eat or schmooze
or do anything but ladle for the duration!  ;)
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** Scandinavian Gl|gg **
 
        1 liter of "wine" (red port, tawny port, or red wine)
        1 liter of "spirits" (vodka, aquavit, or equiv.)
        1.5 liter of water
        4-5 dl of "sugar" (caramel, brown sugar or plain sugar)
 
Spices:
       peel of one half orange, torn into pieces
       approx. 16 cm of cinnamon stick (bark), broken into several pieces
       8 green cardamom pods
       3 tsp. sliced almonds
       16 whole cloves
       handful of raisins
       8 whole allspice
 
In a 4 liter saucepan, bring the water to a small boil, add sugar.  When
sugar is dissolved, add spices and continue at a small boil for about 15
minutes.  Mix in liter of wine.  Mix in liter of spirits.  Turn burner
down to low, cover saucepan, and simmer for 15 minutes.  Turn off burner,
and let steep for 2-3 hours.  Strain off spices and bottle.  Spices can
be reused once or twice.  (I don't recommend twice)
 
How to drink:
 
Warm gl|gg in saucepan.  Do not boil.  Serve in warmed glasses with a
couple raisins.
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** SHERBET AND GINGER ALE PUNCH **
 
     This is a super non-alcoholic punch with lots of possible
     variations.
 
INGREDIENTS (16 cups of punch)
     1/2 gallon
               sherbet (use your favorite flavor or one that com-
               plements the occasion)
     2 quarts  ginger ale
 
PROCEDURE
          (1)  Scoop sherbet into punch bowl. Slowly pour ginger
               ale over the sherbet.
 
          (2)  Serve.
 
          (3)  Replenish sherbet and/or ginger ale as needed.
NOTES
     Different sherbet flavors or mixtures of flavors make for
     many variations. I once made a variation that replaced 1/2
     of the ginger ale with lemonade. Super!
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** SIMA (A traditional Finnish May drink) **
 
[About the units of measurement: dl means deciliter, about half a cup;
a Finnish teaspoon is about half the size of those in the US, but a
tablespoon is more like the US soup spoon.  GB.]
Makes about 5 litres.
 
      5 l      water
      1 1/2 dl sugar
      1 1/2 dl brown sugar
      1 1/2 dl beer (preferably non-alcohol)
      1        lemon
      2 teaspoons baking yeast
      5-6 raisins/bottle
      1 tablespoon sugar/bottle
 
Boil water, sugars, beer and the yellow part of the lemon's
peel. Let the mixture cool down.
 
Peel the white part of the lemon's peel carefully and cut the fruit
part of the lemon in small pieces and add to sima.  Disolve the yeast
in a bit of sima and add to sima.
 
Put 5-6 raisins and 1 tablespoon sugar in every bottle. Put sima in
bottles and close the bottles carefully. Leave sima in a cold place for
a couple of days. Sima is ready when the raisins float.  Sima will
keep in cold place for 1-2 weeks.
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** Spiced Apple Cider *
 
        1 gallon Apple Cider
        4 Cinammon sticks
        Several allspice cloves
        4 star anise
        several large pieces of orange peel, crumbled
        1 tablespoon honey
        1 tablespoon lemon juice
        4 whole cloves
 
Preparation:
1> Dump all of the spices into a gallon jug of cider. (You might have to
  drink a glass to make room.)
2> Mix in the honey, a little at a time. Pour in about a teaspoon full, and
  close the jug and shake it until it dissolves, and keep doing this until
  the honey is all in.
3> Pour in the lemon juice, and again, shake vigourously.
4> Let it sit overnight.
 
Serving:
1> Shake it vigourously.
2> Pour the cider into a small pot or kettle through a mesh filter (to catch
  the spices).
3> Heat it over low heat until hot. DO NOT LET IT BOIL!!!
4> Pour it into cups, garnish with fresh cinammon sticks, and drink.
 
It comes out a LOT better if you use fresh, unfiltered (dark) cider. It's
still good with the filtered kind, but it's really worth paying extra for
the fresh, unfiltered stuff.
 
Also, note that if you buy fresh cider without preservatives, it may start
to turn on you a little, so if you want to avoid all alchohol, make sure that
your cider is preserved.
 
It also makes a pretty fantastic alchoholic drink if you add a little bit
of dark rum or apple brandy.
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** Spiced Peach Punch **                           (Makes 70 ounces)
 
     1 46-ounce can peach nectar
     20 ounces orange juice
     1/2 cup brown sugar, firmly
       packed
     3 sticks cinnamon broken into
       3-inch pieces
     1/2 teaspoon cloves
     2 tablespoons lime juice
 
Combine peach nectar, orange juice and brown sugar in a large saucepan.
Tie cinnamon and cloves in a small cheesecloth bag.  Drop into saucepan.
Heat slowly, stirring constantly, until sugar dissolves.  Simmer 10
minutes.  Stir in lime juice.  Serve in hot mugs.
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** Strawberry Bolle **
 
    3 bottles chilled Moselle
    1 bottle chilled Champagne
    1 kg (2 pounds) sliced, hulled strawberries
    8 tablespoons sugar
 
Sprinkle strawbs with sugar, add one bottle Moselle.  Chill for several
hours.  To serve, pour into large bowl with ice, add the rest of the
wine.  Serve in small wine glasses.
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** Strawberry Bolle **
 
    3 bottles chilled Moselle
    1 bottle chilled Champagne
    1 kg (2 pounds) sliced, hulled strawberries
    8 tablespoons sugar
 
    Sprinkle strawbs with sugar, add one bottle Moselle.  Chill for
    several hours.  To serve, pour into large bowl with ice, add the
    rest of the wine.  Serve in small wine glasses.
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** Strawberry Lemonade
 
        juice of one lemon
        1 T sugar
        8-10 ripe strawberries
        1 C water
 
Throw everything into a blender and mix until fairly smooth.  Serve over
ice.  Makes one glass.
 
Notes: add more or less strawberries as desired.  If the berries aren't
extremely ripe you will probably want to add more sugar.
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** Strawberry Punch
 
     1-10 oz. package of frozen strawberries
     1-6 oz. container of frozen lemonade, prepared
     1 pint lemon-lime sherbet
     1 qt. ginger ale
 
Allow strawberries to thaw for a couple of hours in fridge.  Prepare
lemonade and chill.  Combine all just before serving and mix until
sherbet is dissolved.  Place ice ring in to keep punch cold.
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** Strawberry Punch
 
1  half gallon strawberry sherbet       1  2 liter bottle of 7Up
 
Put the sherbet in a bowl and pour the 7up over the sherbet.  Stir until
the sherbet is melted.  This makes a pretty pink punch.  You can use diet
soda for a punch that is less sweet.
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** Sunny Holiday Punch
 
1 can (46-oz) Dole Pinapple Juice, chilled
1 bottle (28-oz) mineral water or club soda, chilled
1 can (6-oz) frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed
1 lemon or lime, thinly sliced
2 cups fresh or frozen berries
1 bottle (750ml) chilled champagne, optional (Note: I substitute a bottle
                                              of 7-UP here)
Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl.
 
Another note:  I find this punch to be a little on the tart side so I
add a tablespoon or 2 of sugar to the mix.
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** Syllabub
 
  2 cups white wine                    3 cups milk
  5 Tbsp. grated lemon rind            2 cups light cream
  1/3 cup lemon juice                  4 egg whites
  1-1/2 cups sugar                     Nutmeg
 
  Combine wine, lemon rind, and juice.  Stir in 1 cup of the sugar and let
stand until sugar dissolves.  Combine milk and cream, add wine mixture, and
beat with a rotary beater until frothy.  Beat egg whites until stiff, add
remaining 1/2 cup sugar, a little at a time, beating constantly until whites
stand in peaks.  Pour wine mixture into punch bowl, top with puffs of egg
white, and sprinkle whites with nutmeg.  Makes 16 punch cups.
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** Tea Punch
 
     2 parts brewed aromatic tea (I use Earl Grey), cooled
     2 parts apple juice
     1 part pineapple juice
 
Combine and serve with ice.  Martha suggests combining the tea and apple
juice the night before and adding pineapple juice just before serving,
but I've done it both ways with no noticeable difference in taste.
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** Tom and Jerry Punch **
>From "The Joy of Cooking", serves 4
 
     3 eggs, separated
     3 tbsp. powdered sugar
     1/2 tsp each ground allspice, cinnamon and cloves
     Brandy
     Dark Rum
     Hot coffee, water or milk
     Grated nutmeg
 
Beat egg whites to a stiff froth.  Separately beat egg yolks until light
in color, gradually add the powdered sugar and spices.  Fold yolk mixture
into whites.  Divide mixture between four 8 oz.  mugs.  Add 1/2 shot
brandy and 1 shot rum to each mug; fill with hot beverage.  Stir well and
top with nutmeg.
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** TRUCK PUNCH
 
                1 Liter bourbon whiskey
                1 Fifth Apple Snapps
                1/2 Fifth Cinnamon Snapps
                2 Liters Squirt
 
Give yourself a break, use ice. :-)
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** Vile Green Punch **
 
     Orange Juice
     Soda water
     Midori
     Peach Schnapps
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** Wassail  Servings:  8
 
  Wassail:
      1 qt Apple cider
      4 ea Cinnamon sticks
      1 ea Whole nutmeg
    1/2 c  Honey
    1/4 c  Lemon juice
      1 t  Lemon peel, grated
 
  Floating Cloved Oranges:
      3 ea Oranges
      3 t  Cloves, whole
 
Poke 1 t cloves into each orange for Floating Cloved Oranges.  Add cider,
seasonings, and Floating Cloved Oranges to slowcooker; heat at least 1/2
hour, and the longer, the better.
 
Orange Stars: cut oranges into 1/2" slices.  Stick 5 cloves around slice
at equal intervals; cut out wedges between cloves.  The result looks kind
of like a star.
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** Wassail (non-alcoholic) **
 
     1 gallon apple juice or apple cider
     2 oranges
     2 lemons
     1 lime (optional)
     1 Tbsp.  cloves
     1 Tbsp. allspice
     2 cinnamon sticks
     1 qt. water
     1 cup sugar
 
Heat the water to boiling.  Cut the lemons and oranges (and lime if
using) in half and squeeze the juice into a separate bowl to save, throw
the skins and pulp into the boiling water.  Add spices and simmer for one
hour.  Remove the cinnamon sticks and a few cloves and allspice and save
to one side.  Using a slotted spoon or strainer remove the citrus peels
and pulp and the remaining spices.  Return the cinnamon sticks and saved
spices to the water.  Add the apple juice or cider and return to heat.
When boiling remove from heat and add the citrus juice and sugar.  Simmer
very lightly for another 10 minutes and serve.  Delicious!
This recipe makes the whole house smell wonderful.  You may also save the
resulting mixture by allowing it to cool completely and returning most of
it to the jug the apple juice came in.  (Make certain it is really cool
though) You can then reheat it a cup or more at a time as needed.  It
will keep like this in the refrigerator for up to two weeks.
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** Wassail **
     1 gal. apple cider
     8 cinnamon sticks
     1 lemon and 1 orange, washed and sliced
     1 T whole cloves
     1 T allspice
     1 gal. white wine
     2 c rum
 
Simmer the nonalcoholic ingredients together for 1-2 hours, then
add the wine and rum about 10 minutes before serving (hot).
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** Wassail **
 
Combine in a saucepan and boil for 5 minutes:
 
        1 cup water
        4 cups sugar
        1 tablespoon grated nutmeg
        2 teaspoons ground ginger
        1/2 teaspoon ground mace
        6 whole cloves
        6 allspice berries
        1 stick cinnamon
 
Beat until stiff, but not dry:
 
        1 dozen egg whites
 
Beat separately until light in color:
 
        1 dozen egg yolks
 
Fold whites into yolks, using large bowl.  Strain sugar and spice
mixture into eggs, combining quickly.  Bring almost to boiling point
separately:
 
        4 bottles sherry
        2 cups brandy
 
Incorporate the hot wine with the spice and egg mixture, beginning
slowly and stirring briskly with each addition.  Toward the end of this
process, add the brandy.
 
Serve in mugs with baked apples.
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** WASSAIL **
 
     1 Gallon Apple Cider  (your favorite type)
     1 lg. can frozen Orange Juice
     1 fresh lemon, sliced
     1 fresh orange, sliced
     whole cloves, cinnamon sticks, star anise, allspice
 
This makes 2 batches.
 
Pour 1/2 gallon of cider into a large pot.  Add half a can of O.J.  (not
reconstituted), throw in half the lemon & orange slices, about 1 T.
cloves, 4 cinnamon sticks, 4 star anise, and 6 allspice berries.  Heat
until steaming, serve.  If it is going to be sitting for very long,
remove the spices & fruit or it will get bitter.  Same if you refrigerate
left-overs.
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** Wedding Punch **
 
  Mix in a punch bowl:
     2 cups sugar
     375 ml (1/2 bottle) Brandy (say, Christian Brothers)
     5 bottles champagne (say, Frexinet)
 
  Then stir in:
6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds
1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better)
1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)
 
  Until well mixed.
 
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of
champagne theatrically over the top.
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** Wine Cooler **
 
          2 oz. wine
          5 oz. lemon-lime soft drink (e.g., 7-UP, Sprite, Slice)
          ice cubes  (opt.)
 
  Mix wine and soft drink. Pour into 8 oz glass. Add ice.
      (750 ml wine to 2 liter soft drink - 8 wine coolers you buy.)
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** Wine Cooler Punch **
 
2 cups sugar
375 ml (1/2 bottle) inexpensive Brandy (say, Christian Brothers)
5 bottles decent cheap champagne (say, Frexinet)
 
then stir in
 
6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds
1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better)
1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)
 
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of
champagne theatrically over the top.
 
Total cost is around $50 (maybe as low as $25 if you use really cheap
champagne) for about 50 drinks.
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** Wine Punch (12 servings) **
 
     1 bottle red wine            2 lemons, sliced
     1 cup orange juice           3 oranges, slices
     1 cup pineapple juice
 
Combine all of the ingredients and pour over a block of ice.
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** Wine Punch **
 
     1 Can of Pineapple Juice (lrg. can 42 oz I think?)
     1 Can of Grapefruit Juice
     1 750 ml. bottle of Club Soda
     1 750 ml. bottle of dry white wine
 
Pour all ingredients together in a punch bowl over a block of ice in a
that you have frozen in a tupperware bowl.
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| Section 7:           Non-Alcoholic Beverages                      |
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Sugar Syrup:  Prepared by mixing one measure sugar with one measure
water, bring to the boil.  Let the solution become cold, keep in
refrigerator.  Keeps for weeks, but not indefinetly, remake every two
weeks at least.
 
Oz. measures.  These measures are converted from centiliter
(abbreviation cl) measures, to US fluid ounces.  Note that British
fluid ounces are different.
 
Drink Categories:
   Cocktails - Non-alcoholic cocktails with introduction.
   Cocoa     - Chocolate drinks
   Coffee    - Tea and Coffee of various types with introduction.
   Other     - Drinks of various types.
   Soda      - Homemade soda pop.
   help     - List of drinks and thier caffine content
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Cocktail: *  What is a Cocktail?
             =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
 
    Drinks akin to cocktails first appeared sometime during the 16th
century, but cocktails, as we know and use the term, was first introduced
by American bartenders in the 1920ies.  The reason the cocktail made it
big in the happy '20ies, was the prohibition, when producing and imbibing
of alcohol was made illegal.  As good as all spirits available was of a
rather dubious quality and tasted accordingly.  Thus, the bartenders,
accomodating as always, started to mix the spirits with various fruit
juices and other flavourings to make it more palatable.  Later, the
cocktail lost its popularity most places, the United States being the
main exception.  The last few years, however, the cocktail has reclaimed
lost ground everywhere, especially in southern Europe and other places
that are full of tourists.  Cocktails usually consist of three different
'classes' of ingredients.  The first, the base, is most often some sort
of spirit, like vodka, whiskey, or tequila.  Occationally, such as in
many punches, some sort of wine is being used as a base.  The second, the
main flavouring, is added to bring out the aroma of the base and to
modify its taste.  The main flavouring is often such as Vermouth, various
fruit juices, wine, or even eggs or cream.  The third, the special
flavouring, is added to enhance the taste of the base, and often also
adds the colour to the cocktail.  Common special flavourings include
Grenadine, Blue Curacao, and others.  Most cocktails are also decorated
in some way, usually with fruit slices, orange peel, cocktail sticks,
mint twigs, etc.  (see section below).
 
 
Equipment
=-=-=-=-=
 
    Many different contraptions are manufactured for the making of
cocktails.  Some of these are useful, some can be definetely nice to
have, and still others are totally and utterly useless.  It is up to you
to decide exactely what your cocktail equipment should be, but some
things are essential.
    First out of the essentials is the cocktail shaker.  There are two
basic types of shakers available.  A European cocktail shaker is usually
made out of metal, or glass with a metal top.  It is, basically, a
container which holds about half a liter, fitted with a top which closes
tightly around the upper edges of the container.  This top also has a
smaller top, usually fitted with a built-in strainer, through which the
shaken cocktail is poured.  American shakers, however, consist of two
cones about the same size.  One is often often made of glass, and the
other is metallic.  These cones are held together to form a closed
container, and the shaken cocktail is poured from either one.  Most
American shakers do not have built-in strainers, so if you use an
American shaker, using a seperate strainer is a good idea.
    Measures, also known as jiggers, are also essential.  Jiggers are
most often made of metal, but glass jiggers are common, as well.  The
standard measurements of a jigger can vary widely, depending on where you
are.  In the recipies in the following articles, I will use a standard
jigger of 30ml (ca 1 fl oz).
    In addition to the equipment mentioned above, you will find that
things like these are nice to have, as well: Ice bucket, jugs, electric
blender, bowls, etc.  You should also have access to ordinary
kitchenware, such as knives, corkscrews, chopping board, etc.  You will
also need stirrers (also known as swizzle sticks), straws, toothpicks,
serviettes and cloths.
 
 
Glasses
=-=-=-=
 
 Cocktail glasses come in four different basic types:
    First, there are the galsses known as rocks glasses, also known as
tumblers.  These glasses are usually short and broad glasses, with
straight or slightly sloping sides.  They normally hold about 125ml and
are used for spirits with ice, fruit juices and short drinks.
    Second, there is the highball glass.  These glasses are usually of
medium width, and are tall with straight or slightly sloping sides.  They
normally hold between 200 and 300ml and are used for long drinks with
ice.
    Third, the champagne glasses, are of two different kind.  The most
common, the champagne flute, is a tall and narrow glass with a stem.
Champagne flutes have thin-glassed sides, and the long, tapering sides
can curve both inward and outward.  A champagne flute holds approximately
150ml.  The second type of champagne glass is the less-known champagne
saucer.  The champagne saucer is a broad and shallow glass with a stem.
The broadness and shallowness of tha glass make the champagne loose its
fizz quickly, and the glass is therefore less popular than it once was.
It is still, however, in use, and such cocktails as the Margarita use
exclusively such glasses.
    Fourth is the group known as cocktail glasses.  These are the classic
cocktail glasses; stemmed and with sharply sloping sides, making it
Y-shaped when seen from the side.  The classic cocktail glass holds about
90ml and is best suited for short, strong drinks.
    In addition to these glasses, some drinks, such as the Pina Colada,
have special glasses.  Unless you are really serious about mixing your
cocktails, you don't really need to buy such glasses.  Use glasses you
already have instead.  There are also other glasses available that will
work just fine with cocktails.  Use your imagination, but remember that
plastic glasses (or shakers, jugs, mixing glasses, or other such
equipment for that matter) should NEVER be used with cocktails, as it
will make the cocktail taste of plastic.  A cocktail is supposed to have
a refreshing taste, not to taste like the inside of a used plastic bag.
 
 
Mixing a Cocktail
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
 
Not all cocktails are made in the same manner.  Just as the ingredients
may vary, there are several ways in which to mix a cocktail.  The most
frequently used methods are the following:
    - Shaking: The cocktail is mixed by hand in a cocktail shaker.  The
shaker is first filled three quarters with ice, preferably cubes, as
crushed ice will tend to melt and dilute the cocktail.  The ingredients
are then poured on top of the ice, in order of alcohol content (highest
first).  When shaking a cocktail, hold the shaker in both hands, one hand
on the top and the other supporting the base of the shaker, and shake
vigorously.  When water has begun condensing on the outside of the
shaker, the cocktail is sufficiently chilled, and the cocktail should
immediately be strained into the glass.  In general, shaking creates a
colder cocktail than stirring does, but also a more cloudy one.
    - Stirring: The cocktail is stirred with a glass or metal rod in a
mixing glass, before the cocktail is strained into a glass.  As with
shaking, crushed ice should not be used, and water condensing on the
outside shows that the cocktail is finished.
    - Blending: An electric blender is used to mix fruit juices, alcohol,
fruit, etc.  Blending is an excellent way of mixing ingredients which do
not blend easitly in any other way.  Blend the cocktail till it has
reached a smooth consistency.  If the recipe requires ice, add crushed
ice last, but be careful not to add too much, as the cocktail may be
watered down.  Blending is a much disputed method of mixing a cocktail,
and in general, blending should be avoided unless the recipe demands it.
    - Building: When building a cocktail, the ingredients are poured into
the glass in which the cocktail will be served.  Usually, the ingredients
are floated on top of each other, but occationally, a swizzle stick is
put in the glass, allowing the ingredients to be mixed.
 
 
Decorating Cocktails
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
 
    Almost all cocktails are decorated in one way or another, most often
with some kind of fruit, but no matter the exact decoration, cocktail
sticks are almost always invaluable.  Cocktail sticks come in two types;
Wooden and plastic.  Wooden sticks are most often used, and are suited
for just about any kind of cocktail, but they cannot be reused.  plastic
sticks, however, should be carefully used, as they tend to give the
cocktail a slightly artificial appearance.  Unlike wooden sticks, plastic
ones can be reused, but should be carefully washed and boiled first.
Cocktail sticks are, whatever the type, used for spearing slices of
fruit, cherries, and just about anything else you care to decorate your
cocktails with.  Straws are also essential and go well with highballs.
Straws should not be reused.  The traditional cocktail garnish is,
however, the red Maraschino cherries.  These are used in just about any
kind of cocktail, and are now also available in green, yellow and blue.
In addition to this, slices of fruit, strips of orange or lemon peel,
mint twigs, etc.  can also be used.
     One often used method of decorating cocktails is that which is
called frosting.  Frosting leaves an edge of sugar, salt, cocoa, or any
other fine powder, on the rim of the glass.  There are several ways to
frost glasses, and one of the most frequently used of them is this: Rub
the rim of the glass with a slice of orange or lemon, then submerge the
rim in sugar or salt (or any other powder), just so that it lines the top
of the rim.  Other methods use egg white or other substances for 'gluing'
the powder to the glass.  For a more coclorful frosting, use small drops
of food coloring in the powder.  With some cocktails, such as the
Margarita, frosting is a 'standard' decoration.
 
 
Bar Mixxes
=-=-=-=-=-
 
Barmixes have NOTHING to do with cocktails!!!!!!!  Cocktails contain
fresh fruit juices, some alcoholic beverages, etc.  Barmixes contain
industrial waste.
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Cocktail: Afterglow
 
1 part Grenadine
4 parts Orange Juice
4 Parts Pineapple juice
 
Mix. Serve over ice.
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Cocktail: ALICE COCKTAIL  (Schraemli)
 
1 cl (0.33 oz)  Grenadine Syrup
1 cl (0.33 oz)  Orange juice
2 cl (0.67 oz)  Pineapple juice
4 cl (1.35 oz)  Cream
 
Shake well, strain into a large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: APPLE KARATE
 
2 cups   apple juice or cider
1        large carrot, peeled and chopped
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Cocktail: BABY COCKTAIL
 
Shake half Pineapple juice and cream well.
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Cocktail: BERRY-BERRY
 
1 cup    berries
1 cup    milk
1 tblsp  honey
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Cocktail: BLACK & BLUE BERRIES
 
1 cup    blue or black berries
1 cup    soda water
2 tblsp  honey or sugar
1 tsp    lemon juice
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Cocktail: BOBBY COCKTAIL
 
1 cl (0.33 oz)  Orange juice
1 cl (0.33 oz)  Lemon juice
1 teaspoon      sugar syrup
6 cl (2 oz)     cream
 
Shake well and strain into a large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: BORA BORA
 
10 cl (3.38 oz) Pineapople juice
 6 cl (2 oz)    Passion fruit juice
 1 cl (0.33 oz) Lemon juice
 1 cl (0.33 oz) Grenadine syrup
 
Prepare in a blender or shaker, serve in a long drink glass on the
rocks.  Garnish with 1 slice of pineapple and one cherry.
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Cocktail: Cranberry Juice Cocktail
 
1 lb (1/2 kg) cranberries
5 cups (1 1/4) liters water
  salt
2 or 3 orange slices (optional)
1/2 cup (125 ml) sugar
 
Wash the cranberries and put them into a nonreactive saucepan with the
water, a pinch of salt and if you wish, the orange slices.  Cook over
medium heat until all the berries burst -- about 10 minutes.
 
Pour the fruit and liquid into a cheesecloth-lined sieve.  Strain the
juice to the saucepan, add the sugar and boil for two or three minutes.
Taste and add more sugar if it is needed.  Cool and chill the juice
before serving.
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Cocktail: End Wrench
     1 part orange juice
     1 part tonic water
     Ice
        Tastes remarkably like a screwdriver.
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Cocktail: GRAPEFRUIT COCKTAIL
 
Mix 2 cl (0.67 oz) Orange juice and 6 cl (2 oz) Grapefruit juce, stir
with ice in a mixing glass, strain off into a large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: GRAPEFRUIT LEMONADE
 
Place some ice cubes in a large tumbler, add 2 cl (0.67 oz) Grenadine
syrup and 6 cl (2 oz) Grapefruit juice, top up with Soda Water.  Stir
a little and serve with a drinking straw.
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Cocktail: Hot Buttered Rum Batter No. 1 *+
 
     1 lb    dark brown sugar
     1/2 lb  salted butter
     1 tsp.  ground nutmeg
     1 tsp.  ground cinnamon
     1 tsp.  ground cloves
     1 tsp.  ground white cardamom
     1 tsp   vanilla
 
Hot Buttered Rum Batter No. 2
     1/2 cup brown sugar
     1/2 cup white sugar
     1/2 lb  butter
     1 pint  good quality vanilla ice cream
 
In either case blend all ingredients in a food processer or mixer and
store in the fridge or freezer.
 
To make a drink add a shot of good dark rum along with 1 or 2 tbl spoons
of batter to a mug of very hot water.
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Cocktail: HOT LEMONADE
 
Squeeze the juice of 1 lemon into a 10-oz. glass.  Add 2Tbs maple syrup
and a dash of cayenne pepper.  Fill with ice water.  Stir.  Drink.
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Cocktail: KANAAN
 
15 cl (1.69 oz) Milk
1     raw egg
2  teaspoons honey
 
Prepare in a blender with a little ice, serve in a long drink glass.
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Cocktail: LEMON COCKTAIL
 
Stir 2 cl (0.67 oz) Orange juice and 6 cl (2 oz) Lemon juice with ice
in a mixing glass.  Strain into a cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: LEMON FLIP
 
Put several ice cubes in the shaker, 1 egg yolk, 2 tea spoons sugar
syrup, 4 cl (1.35 oz) lemon juice.  Shake very well and strain into a
long drink glass.  Serve with a drinking straw.
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Cocktail: LEMON SQUASH
 
Mix 6-9 cl (2-3 oz) Lemon Juice with 2-3 tea spoons sugar syrup in a
long drink glass, stir well and fill up with Soda Water.  Serve with
drinking straw.
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Cocktail: LEMONADE
 
     1/2 cup lemon juice
     1-1.5 cups sugar
     1 quart ice water
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Cocktail: LEMONADE
 
1         lemon (juice of)
2 tblsp   maple syrup
1 dash    cayenne pepper
ice water
 
Squeeze the juice of 1 lemon into a 10 oz.  glass.  Add 2 tblsp maple
syrup and a dash of cayenne pepper.  Fill with ice water.  Stir.  Drink.
Forget about the heat.
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Cocktail: LEMONADE
 
2 cups   plain or soda water
1/2 cup  lemon juice
2 or more tblsp honey
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Cocktail: LEMONADE SYRUP
         (makes about 4-1/2 cups)
 
1. Boil for 5 minutes:
      2 cups sugar
      1 cup  water
             rind of 2 lemons, cut into strips
      1/8 tsp. salt
 
   Cool and add:
      juice from 6 lemons
   Strain the sirup. Store in a covered jar.
 
   Add:
      2 Tbls. sirup to
      1 glass of ice water or carbonated water
 
2. Add:
      1 Tbls. syrup
      2 Tbls. orange, apricot or pineapple juice to
      1 glass of ice water or carbonated water
 
From: THE JOY OF COOKING, by the Rombauers
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Cocktail: LUCKY DRIVER
Use only fresh squeezed juice for best result!
 
1  cl (0.33 oz)  Coconut liquor (or coconut concentrate)
2  cl (0.67 oz)  Lemon juice
5  cl (1.69 oz)  Pineapple juice
5  cl (1.69 oz)  Grapefruit juice
5  cl (1.69 oz)  Orange juice
15 cl (5 oz)     Sugar Syrup
 
Prepare in a blender or shaker, serve in a long drink glass with 2-3
ice cubes.  Garnish with one orange slice, and one lemon slice.
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Cocktail: Mint Julep
 
      8 medium-size mint leaves (small terminal leaves are tastiest)
      1.5 Tbsp sugar syrup
          (1C sugar + 1/2 C water, warm and stir 'til dissolved)
      1.5 oz Bourbon whiskey (I like 8-year-old Evan Williams)
      dash (1/4 tsp) of Angostura bitters
 
      In electric blender, blend on high for a few seconds,
      until leaves are reduced
 
      Strain into silver tumbler packed with shaved ice; add more Bourbon
      to saturate the ice; garnish with a sprig of mint.
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Cocktail: NON-ALCOHLIC COCKTAIL STYLE DRINK
 
1 part    Grenadine
4 parts   Orange Juice
4 Parts   Pineapple juice
 
The proportions are approximate, vary according to taste. Mix
together, serve with lots of ice.
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Cocktail: ORANGATANG
 
1 cup    orange juice
1 cup    cranberry
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Cocktail: ORANGE COCKTAIL
 
Stir 2 cl (0.67 oz) Lemon juice and 6 cl (2 oz) Orange juice in a
mixing glass, strain into a large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: ORANGE COOLER
 
Put several ice cubes in a large tumbler, add 2 tea spoon Sugar syrup,
9 cl (3 oz) Orange juice, top up with Ginger Ale.  Stir.
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Cocktail: ORANGE FLIP
 
10 cl (3.38 oz)  Orange juice
 1               egg yolk
 1 table spoon   honey
 
Mix in a blender.
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Cocktail: ORANGE SMILE
 
Shake well 1 egg, 2 tea spoon Grenadine Syrup, 10 cl (3.38 oz) Orange
juice, and several ice cubes.  Strain into a small tumbler, serve with
a drinking straw.
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Cocktail: ORANGE SQUASH
 
Put one ice cube in a large tumbler, add 3 cl (1 oz) Lemon juice and
10 cl Orange juice.  Stir well.  Serve sugar and cold water on the
side, so the guest can modify the taste, and a drinking straw and a
spoon.
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Cocktail: ORANGE VELVET COCKTAIL
 
Shake 2 cl (0.67 oz) Cream, 2 cl (0.67 oz) Pineapple juice, 5 cl (1.69
oz) Orange juice with some ice.  Strain into a large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: ORANGEADE
 
Place some ice cubes in a large tumbler or long drink glass, add 5 cl
(1.69 oz) Lemon juice, 15 cl (1.69 oz) Orange juice, 2-3 cl (1 oz)
Sugar syrup, and stir well. Top up with cold Soda Water, serve with a
drinking straw.
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Cocktail: ORGEAT LEMONADE
 
Mix 3 cl (1 oz) Lemon juice and 5 cl (1.69 oz) Orgeat Syrup (Almond
milk syrup) in a tumbler with 2-3 small ice cubes.  Fill up with Soda
Water and stir.
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Cocktail: OYSTER COCKTAIL
 
Fill a flat champagne glass with crushed or shaved ice, to chill the
glass well.  Mix the following in a mix glass:  1 table spoon tomato
ketchup, 1 table spoon Mayonnaise, a few drops Lemon juice, a little
salt and pepper, and 4-5 cl (1.69 oz) cream.  Stir well and check the
taste.  Throw away ice from glass, fill half of the cocktail mix in
the glass, add 3-4 oysters (without shells) and their water.  Fill up
with the rest of the cocktail mix, garnish with a Cherry, serve with a
small spoon and fork.  (This one is supposed to cure a hangover.)
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Cocktail: PARISETTE
 
One tea spoon Grenadine Syrup over some ice cubes in a large tumbler.
Stir.  Fill up with cold milk.  Stir again, serve with a drinking
straw.
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Cocktail: PINEAPPLE LEMONADE
 
Mix 5 cl (1.69 oz) Orange juice, 15 cl (1.69 oz) Pineapple juice, 3 cl
(1 oz) Sugar syrup in a large tumbler with several ice cubes.  Stir
well and top up with cold Soda Water.  Serve with a drinking straw.
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Cocktail: PINEAPPLE LEMONADE
 
5 cl (1.69 oz)   Orange juice
15 cl (1.69 oz)  Pineapple juice
3 cl (1 oz)      Sugar syrup
several ice cubes
Soda Water
 
Mix 5 cl (1.69 oz) Orange juice, 15 cl (1.69 oz) Pineapple juice, 3 cl
(1 oz) Sugar syrup in a large tumbler with several ice cubes.  Stir
well and top up with cold Soda Water.  Serve with a drinking straw.
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Cocktail: PINEAPPLE POWER
 
1        small can pineapple slices with juice
2 cups   water
1 tblsp  honey
1/4 tsp  ginger
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Cocktail: PUSSY FOOT
 
1 cl (0.33 oz)  Grenadine Syrup
4 cl (1.35 oz)  Pineapple juice
4 cl (1.35 oz)  Orange juice
4 cl (1.35 oz)  Grapefruit juice
 
Shake or blend briefly, strain into a longdrink glass.  Garnish with
fresh fruit, cherry, and a drinking straw.
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Cocktail: RAIL SPLITTER
 
2 teaspoon icing sugar (powdered sugar), or better Sugar syrup
 
Mix with lemon juice in a tall glass.  Fill up with Ginger Ale.
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Cocktail: ROSE DE MAI COCKTAIL
 
Shake very well 3 cl (1 oz) Pineapple juice, 1-2 tea spoon Raspberry
fruit-syrup, 6-7 cl (2-2.37 oz)cream with ice cubes.  Strain into a
large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: Saint Clemence
 
1 part fresh orange juice
1 part bitter lemon
Ice
        "Oranges and lemons say the bells of St Clemence"
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Cocktail: Sharbat-e Rivasse(rhubarb syrup)
 
        1 lb. rhubarb
        1 cup water
        2 cups sugar
        2 Tbsp. rosewater
 
Remove strings from rhubarb, wash, and cut into 1/2" pieces.  Wrap
rhubarb in cheesecloth and tie shut.  Bring sugar and water to boil.  Put
cheesecloth in the syrup and simmer over medium heat for 30 minutes or
until it thickens.  Remove cheesecloth, squeeze it to get the juice out.
Pour syrup into a clean, dry bottle and cork tightly.
 
To mix add 1 part syrup to 3 parts water and add 2 ice cubes per person.
Serve well chilled.
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Cocktail: SHIRLEY TEMPLE
 
Build in a longdrink glass. Add 20 cl (7 oz) Ginger Ale over ice,
sprinkle 3 cl (1 oz) Grenadine syrup over it.  Garnish with a lemon
slice and a cherry.
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Cocktail: TOMATO COCKTAIL
 
Stir in a mixing glass half  a tea spoon Worchestershire sauce, 1 tea
spoon Lemon juice, 10 cl (3.38 oz) Tomato juice, and a little salt and
pepper over ice cubes.  Strain off into a large cocktail glass.
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Cocktail: TRAUBENFLIP    (Grape flip)
 
10 cl (3.38 oz)  Milk, cold
 5 cl (1.69 oz)  red Grape juice
 1               egg yolk
 2 tea spoon     raspberry fruit-syrup
 
Shake or blend very well, serve icecold in a burgundy glass.  If you
wish to garnish, use grapes.
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Cocktail: TROPICAL
 
 2 cl (0.67 oz)  Grenadine syrup
 2 cl (0.67 oz)  Sirop de menthe (mint syrup)
10 cl (3.38 oz)  Milk, cold
 
Shake or build directly in the glass.
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Cocoa: Castillian Hot Chocolate
Anna Thomas, _The Vegetarian Epicure Book Two_
 
      1/2 c.  cocoa                 1/2 c.  water
      1   c.  sugar                 1   qt. milk
      7   t.  cornstarch
 
Shift the cocoa and sugar together into a medium-sized saucepan.
Dissolve the cornstarch in the water, and stir into the cocoa and
sugar until it is a smooth paste.  Begin heating the mixture, stirring
it with a whisk, and gradually pour in the milk.  Continue stirring
with the whisk as you bring the liquid to a simmer.  Allow the chocolate
to simmer for about 10 minutes, stirring often, until it is thick,
glossy and completely smooth.  Serve steaming hot.
 
Serves six.
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Cocoa: Castillian Hot Chocolate
Anna Thomas, _The Vegetarian Epicure Book Two_
 
      1/2 c.  cocoa               1/2 c.  water
      1   c.  sugar               1   qt. milk
      7   t.  cornstarch
 
Shift the cocoa and sugar together into a medium-sized saucepan.
Dissolve the cornstarch in the water, and stir into the cocoa and sugar
until it is a smooth paste.  Begin heating the mixture, stirring it with
a whisk, and gradually pour in the milk.  Continue stirring with the
whisk as you bring the liquid to a simmer.  Allow the chocolate to simmer
for about 10 minutes, stirring often, until it is thick, glossy and
completely smooth.  Serve steaming hot.
 
Serves six.
 
To quote the author, "This is the thickest hot chocolate you'll ever
drink - any thicker, and it would be a pudding."
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Cocoa: Chocolate Beverage
 
     6 cups milk
     3 ounces Mexican chocolate (or dark Dutch type)
     1 tsp powdered cinnamon
     3 eggs, beaten
Boil milk in the top of a deep double boiler five minutes.  Remove from
fire and add chocolate, mixed with the cinnamon, a little at a time,
beating with molinillo or egg beater after each addition.  When the
chocolate is thoroughly blended, heat to the boiling point.  Place over
bottom of double boiler and add eggs, whipping constantly, until they are
thoroughly blended and the mixture is frothing.  Yield: 8 servings.
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Cocoa: Chocolate Drink
 
     126 grams semi-sweet chocolate (4 oz.)
     3/4 liter milk                 (3 cups)
     water for melting
 
Melt the bar in a small amount of boiling water.  Add 3/4 liter milk
(about 3 cups).  Cook over low heat, whipping gently (with a whisk, i
would assume) until heated well.  Don't let it boil!
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Cocoa: Drinking Chocolate
 
2 oz of heavy cream
6-8 oz of milk
1 stick of cinnamon
1 vanilla bean, split in half length wise
2 oz of some excellent dark chocolate, finely chopped.  I suggest Lindt.
freshly made wipped cream
 
heat the cream and milk with the cinnamon and vanilla bean very slowly
for 15-20 minutes. (if you don't have any beans add 1-2 tsp of vanilla
after heating).  remove the bean and cinnamon.  add the chocolate.
mix until fully melted.  serve topped with some very dense fresh
wipped cream. serves 1-2 depending upon how much of a glutton you are.
 
[To be honest with you, I prefer 4 oz of milk, 4 oz of cream, 4 oz of
chocolate but some people find this too rich.]
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Cocoa: Hot Chocolate
 
     2 oz of heavy cream
     6-8 oz of milk
     1 stick of cinnamon
     1 vanilla bean, split in half length wise
     2 oz of some excellent dark chocolate, finely chopped (Lindt)
     freshly made wipped cream
 
heat the cream and milk with the cinnamon and vanilla bean very slowly
for 15-20 minutes. (if you don't have any beans add 1-2 tsp of vanilla
after heating).  remove the bean and cinnamon.  add the chocolate.
mix until fully melted.  serve topped with some very dense fresh
wipped cream. serves 1-2 depending upon how much of a glutton you are.
 
[To be honest with you, I prefer 4 oz of milk, 4 oz of cream, 4 oz of
chocolate but some people find this too rich.]
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Cocoa: Hot Chocolate
 
     3 c. powder milk
     3/4 c. cocoa powder
     1 c. sugar
     dash of salt
 
Combin sugar and cocoa; add milk and salt.  Makes 8 servings.  For 1
serving place 1/3 cup dry mixture in cup, add boiling water and stir.
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Cocoa: Hot Chocolate
 
You start with 3 cups instant nonfat dry milk, 2 cups (12 oz) chocolate
chips and 1 1/2 cups miniature marshmallows (if you like...I certainly
do. :).  Whirl half the milk and half the chips in a food processor or
blender until finely ground.  Take care not to grind past that or the mix
will clump.  Do the same with the other halves of milk and chips, put
everything in a bowl and stir in the marshmallows.  Package in an airtight
container (can be stored up to 6 months).  When using, just mix to taste
with boiling water.
 
What makes this recipe great is that you can vary it so many ways.  You can
use any flavor of baking chips, be they semisweet, milk, mint or white
chocolate.  You can use half peanut-butter or butterscotch chips.  You
can add in flavorings like coffee powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom, or
orange peel.
 
My personal favorite mix is Malted Milk Chocolate, which calls for milk
chocolate baking chips and 1 1/2 cups of malted milk powder substituting
for 1 1/2 cups of the nonfat dry milk.  YUM!!!   B^)
 
One note--the original recipe warned against using either orange peel or
malt powder with mint chips.
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Cocoa: Hot Chocolate
 
Here is the best Hot Chocolate recipe I know, and love. I got it from the
Frugal Gourmet cooks American- Hot Chocolate to Die For  a.k.a Liquid
Chocolate Suicide.
 
One 12 oz. chocolate bar ( I like using Lindt chocolate bars ).
1 teaspoon butter ( NOT margarine ).
1/2 teaspoon vanilla.
Melt the above in a double boiler. When just smooth stir in:
1 cup cream of Half-and-Half.
Makes ONE serving. :-)
Serve in the smallest mugs you can find to all your friends.
Top with freshly whipped cream, made from left over cream, and A mini-
marshmellow.
 
WARNING: This stuff can kill you if you drink it too often. The Surgeon
General recommends at most once a month for safe for consumtion.
BEWARE: The Last Drop. :-)
 
This is really great but it is _VERY_ rich if you make it with cream. I once
served 10 people with this one serving recipe.
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Cocoa: Hot Chocolate 1       | Hot Chocolate 2         | Hot Chocolate 3
                             |                         |
     3 c. powder milk        | 1 Lb. cocoa mix (Quick) | 1/3 c. cocoa mix
     3/4 c. cocoa powder     | 1.5 Lb. instant milk    | Hot water
     1 c. sugar              | 1-6oz. coffeemate       | Coffee mug
     dash of salt            | .25 c. powdered sugar   |
                             +------------------------------------------+
Combin sugar and cocoa; add milk and salt.  Makes 8 servings.  For 1    |
serving place 1/3 cup dry mixture in cup, add boiling water and stir.   |
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Cocoa: Mexican Hot Chocolate                | Mexican Hot Chocolate 2
                                            |
2 oz of heavy cream                         | Melt 3-4 squares semi-sweet
6-8 oz of milk                              | baking chocolate over low
1 stick of cinnamon                         | heat.  Heat 1.5 cups heavey
1 vanilla bean, split in half length wise   | cream and 2 cups milk until
2 oz. dark chocolate, finely chopped (Lindt)| hot but not boiling.  Stir
freshly made wipped cream                   | a little hot milk into the
                                            | chocolate, to make a paste,
Heat the cream and milk with the cinnamon   | then add the rest.  Keep
and vanilla bean very slowly for 15-20      | stirring over low heat. Add
minutes.  (If you don't have any beans add  | 1 Tbsp. sugar.  Stir.  Then
1-2 tsp of vanilla after heating).  Remove  | beat 1 egg with vanilla.
the bean and cinnamon.  Add the chocolate.  | Stir a little hot chocolate
mix until fully melted.  Serve topped with  | into egg to warm it up,
some very dense fresh wipped cream.  Serves | then add egg to chocolate.
1-2.                                        | Stir over low heat for 3
                                            | minutes.  Add a good hard
[Alternate: 4 oz of milk, 4 oz of cream, 4  | sprinkle of cinnamon and
oz of chocolate but some people find this   | serve.  Serves 4-6.
too rich.]                                  | (Egg can be omitted.)
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Cocoa: Mexican Hot Chocolate (serves 3-4)
 
Melt 3-4 squares semi-sweet baking chocolate over low heat.  Meanwhile,
heat 1.5 cups heavy cream and 2 cups milk until hot but not boiling.
Stir a litte of the hot milk into the chocolate, to make a paste, then
add the rest.  Keep stirring over low heat.  Add 1 tblsp sugar (or to
taste).  Then, beat 1 egg with vanilla (this part can be omitted).  Stir
a little hot chocolate into egg to warm it up, then add the egg to the
chocolate.  Stir over low heat for 3 minutes.  Add a good hard sprinkle
of cinnamon and serve.
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Cocoa: Microwave Hot Cocoa (Hershey's)
 
5 tablespoons sugar                       3 tablespoons hot water
3 tablespoons HERSHEY's cocoa             2 cups milk
Dash Salt                                 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
 
Combine sugar, cocoa, salt and hot water in 1-quart micro-proof
measuring cup.  Microwave at HIGH (100%) for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or
until boiling.  Add milk; sitr and microwave an additonal 1 1/2 to
2 minutes or until hot.  Stir in vanilla; blend well.
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Cocoa: NUKED HOT CHOCOLATE *+
(modified version of the Hershey's can-side recipe)
 
2 tsp cocoa *
1 tsp sugar *
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
Milk (12 oz. or so for a typical mug)
 
Mix with a bit of milk (1 oz or so) in mug.  Nuke mug for about 30-50
seconds.  Stir until the heated cocoa dissolves.  Fill mug with milk.
Nuke for 1-2 minutes, depending on wattage and preferences as to burnt
mouth parts.
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Cocoa: Orange - Scented Hot Chocolate
from the May 1992 Bon Appetit
 
     2 Cups milk
     4 Ounces bittersweet (not unsweetened ) or
        semi-sweet choclate, chopped
     3  2X1 inch orange peel strips (orange part only)
     1/2 teaspoon instant espresso powder or
         instant coffe powder
     1/8  teaspoon ground nutmeg
 
Combine all ingredients in heavy medium saucepan.Stir over low heat until
chocolate melts.  Increase heat and bring just to a boil, stirring often.
Remove from heat and whisk untily frothy.  Return to heat and bring to
boil again.  Remove from heat; whisk until frothy.  Repeat heating and
whisking once again.  Discard orange peel.  (Can be prepared 2 hours
ahead.  Let stand at room temperature.  Before serving, bring just to
boil, remove from heat and whisk until frothy.) Pour hot chocolate into
mugs, 2 servings.
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Cocoa: Scented Hot Chocolate
   From the May 1992 Bon Appetit
 
2 Cups milk
4 Ounces bittersweet (not unsweetened ) or semi-sweet chocolate, chopped
3  2X1 inch orange peel strips (orange part only(zest))
1/2 teaspoon instant espresso powder or instant coffee powder
1/8  teaspoon ground nutmeg
 
Combine all ingredients in heavy medium saucepan.Stir over low heat
until chocolate melts. Increase heat and bring just to a boil, stirring
often.  Remove from heat and whisk untily frothy.  Return to heat and
bring to boil again.  Remove from heat; whisk until frothy.  Repeat
heating and whisking once again.  Discard orange peel.  (Can be prepared
2 hours ahead.  Let stand at room temperature.  Before serving, bring
just to boil, remove from heat and whisk until frothy.) Pour hot
chocolate into mugs, 2 servings.
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Cocoa: Spanish chocolate (Chocolate Espanol)
from Time-Life Series "the Good Cook" Beverages pg. 116
 
2 cups milk
2 oz. sweet chocolate, broken or grated (Ybarra from Mexico or Swiss)
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
2 eggs, beaten (better use just the yolks as the whites may curdle)
 
Stir the milk with the chocolate and the cinnamon over low heat until the
chocolate dissolves.  Add the eggs and beat the mixture until it becomes
thick, taking care not to boil.
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Coffee: *  Coffee Introduction
           -------------------
And now a few words on coffee.
   Coffee should never be merely the beverage at a meal.  Coffee shoul be
the center of any sit-down, if not the ONLY thing consumed.  The odd
doughnut or slice of cheesecake is allowed, though not prefered.
   Coffee must be drank from a porcelin mug, that must be larger than a
dixie cup.  The main reason that styrofoam and plastic just don't feel
right, and more importantly, your spoon (which must be metal) will not
"clink" properly through the various stages of stirring unless porcelin
is used.  The mug mist be large so that you do not need to refill it too
frequently, and so that stirring may properly take place without
spillage.
   Stirring occurs in very distinct stages.  First a rotary swirling
which makes the coffee form a small whirlpool and dip slightly in the
center.  Over ambition at this stage will cause spillage over the side--
something to avoid and to caution beginners of.  Next, the cross-stroke,
with follows a chord form one side of the mug to the other, passing
roughly through the mug's geometric center, and which is generally made
towards you so that over-ambition at this stage will slop coffee on you
and not your comapanion.  That cross-stroke creates random eddies in the
coffee and effect proper mixing of the cream or sugar, or atleast stirs
up the sediments.  Finally the removal.  The spoon should be tapped
lightly on the rim of the mug, two or three times to knock off any large
drops.  DO NOT lick spoon to remove final drops.  Spoon will leave a
stain whereever you place it, so place it accordingly.
   Companionship is the most overlooked part of drinking coffee.  At its
finest coffee is never consumed alone.  However the proper companion is
important.  They should not talk too much, nor require that you talk too
much.  Talking limits one's ability to savour the moment and the brew.
If silences are embarrasing between you and someone, do not drink coffee
with them.  If looking blankly at someone, or if being looked blankly
over a mug bothers either of you, do not drink coffee together.  Never
drink coffee with someone drinking tea-- they are COMPLETELY INCOMPATIBLE
experiences.
    Coffee should be strong.  Hot, brown colored water does not coffee
make.  But this does not mean it should taste like kerosene-- coffee
should be smooth, almost like melted, unsweetened chocolate.  There is
no such thing as good instant coffee.  Nor will decaffinated coffee ever
hack it.  Also, sugar should always be used to sweeten-- never some
artificial placebo.  How much fat can one lump of sugar slap on your
thighs?-- use the real stuff, because deep down you know nothing tastes
the same.
   And finally where to go with the perfect companion to drink this,
hopefully, not completely repulsive cup of something they're calling
coffee.  The place must exist cafe style.  Lots of small tables.  Little
oraganization.  There should be a light buzz of conversation around you.
Enough indistinct noise to cover the sound of you breathing, but not
enough to cover the "clinks" of the removal stage of stirring.  Well lit.
Airy.  Coffee is a private experience that can only be properly
appreciated in a public place.  If there aren't other people around who
are screwing thier coffee experience up completely you do not realize how
wonderful yours is.
   Always exhale after finishing a cup and enjoy the heat and flavor of
your breath.
Always exhale after finishing a cup and enjoy the heat and flavor of your
breath.
   Lastly, if you are a man, then remember that just because your well-
sized, porcelin mug has a handle doesn't mean you have to use it.
Assuming you have fairly large hands you can merely grip the mug near
the top with the tips of your thumb and fore- and middlefinger, with
the ringfinger draped around the handle so that you know where it is and
don't bop yourself in the nose with it, and drink from the mug that way.
Women must always use the handle, and putting two fingers through the
hole is allowed.  Sexist as it may sound, women and men approach coffee
and food in general in different manners, ie, civilized versus "what's
the extra fork for?".
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Coffee: * Coffee tasting terminology defined
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The following information is reproduced from a brochure available at
Starbucks (Seattle, Chicago, Portland OR, and more...) It appears here
with permission.  Modulo typos, the information here is verbatim, except
I left out a long description of the >30 types of coffees you can buy
from Starbucks.  If you want a copy of this brochure, or one of three
others they have put out for coffee education, you can call them at
1-800-445-3428.  (or w/in WA, (206) 447-1575)
 
Coffee tasting terminology ranges from easily understandable to highly
technical, and some of the more esoteric terms may be a little difficult
to decipher.
 
This short vocabulary list explains some basic phrases that will help
increase your understanding of fine coffees.
 
THE BASICS
 
Flavor, acidity, and body are the three fundamental tasting terms.
 
Flavor is the total impression of aroma, acidity and body.  It can be
used in a general sense ("this coffee is flavor- ful"), or with specific
attributes in mind ("this coffee has a flavor reminiscent of chocolate").
 
Acidity is the sharp, lively quality of all high-grown cof- fees.  Acid
is not the same as bitter or sour, and has noth- ing to do with objective
pH factors.  Acidity is the brisk, snappy quality which makes coffee
refreshing and palate- cleansing.
 
Body is the tactile impression of the weight of the brewed beverage in
the mouth.  It may range from watery and thin, through light, medium and
full, to buttery or even syrupy in the case of some Indonesian varieties.
 
OTHER USEFUL TERMS
 
Aroma is the odor or fragrance of brewed coffee.  Bouquet is a less
frequently used term, and refers only to the smell of coffee grounds.
Aroma is often distinctive and complex.  Terms used to describe aroma
include: caramelly (candy or syrup-like), carbony (for dark roasts),
chocolaty, fruity, floral, herbal, malty (cereal-like), rich (over-used),
rounded, spicy.
 
Bitter is a basic taste perceived primarily at the back of the tongue.
Dark roasts are intentionally bitter, but bitterness is more commonly
caused by overextraction (too little coffee at too fine a grind).  Bitter
is not a synonym for sour.
 
Bland is the pale, insipid flavor often found in low-grown coffees.
Underextracted coffee (made with too little coffee or too coarse a grind)
is also bland.
 
Briny is a salty sensation caused by application of exces- sive heat
often brewing.  You'll recognize it as the fami- liar smell of "truck
stop" coffee.
 
Earthy is often used to describe the spicy, "of the earth" taste of
Indonesian coffees.  Carried to an extreme, as in the case of the cheap
filler coffees used in commercial blends, earthy can become dirty, an
obviously undesirable sensation caused by poor processing techniques like
drying beans on the ground.
 
Exotic refers to a coffee with unusual aromatic and flavor notes, such as
floral, berry, and sweet spice-like quali- ties.  Coffees from East
Africa and Indonesia often have such characteristics.
 
Mellow is a term for well balanced coffee of low-to-medium acidity.
 
Mild denotes a coffee with harmonious, delicate flavor.  Fine, high-
grown Latin American coffee is often described as mild.  It is also a
coffee trade term for any arabica coffee other than those from Brazil.
 
Soft describes low-acid coffees such as Indonesians, that may also be
called mellow or sweet.
 
Sour is a primary taste perceived mainly on the posterior sides of the
tongue, and is characteristic of light-roasted coffees.
 
Spicy refers to an aroma or flavor reminiscent of a particu- lar spice.
Some Indonesian arabicas, especially aged cof- fees, evoke an association
with sweet spices like cardamom.  Others, such as Guatemala Antigua, are
almost peppery.
 
Strong technically refers to the degree of presence of vari- ous taste
defects and virtues, or to the relative proportion of coffee solubles to
water in a given brew.  In popular use, it's often the assertive flavor
of dark-roasted beans.  It is also incorrectly associated with high
caffeine con- tent.  In fact, caffeine is actually highest in bland
canned coffees, due to the large percentage of high-caffeine robusta
coffees they typically contain.
 
Sweet is used as a general term for smooth, palatable cof- fee, free from
defects and harsh flavors.
 
Tangy is a darting sourness, almost fruit-like in nature, related to
wininess.  A fine high-grown Costa Rican coffee is frequently tangy.
 
Wild describes a coffee with extreme flavor characteristics.  It can be a
defect or a positive attribute, and denotes odd, racy nuances of flavor
and aroma.  The textbook example is Ethiopia Harrar, a coffee which
nearly always exhibits such flavors.
 
Winy is a desirable flavor reminiscent of fine red wine.  The contrast
between fruit-like acidity and smooth body creates flavor interest.
Kenyan coffees are a classic exam- ple of winy coffee flavor.
 
Coffee flavor and aroma may be classified according to geo- graphic
origin.  Coffees, like wine grapes, get much of their flavor from the
specific growing conditions and preparation methods of each producing
region.  Each region has common characteristics that you can learn to
recognize.
 
COFFEE FAMILIES
 
Central and South American coffees are generally light-to-medium bodied,
with clean lively flavors.  These are the most popular varieties
Starbucks sells, and their balance and consistency make them the
foundation of good coffee blending an well.  This category includes
coffees like Colombia, Costa Rica Tres Rios, Guatemala Antigua and
Mexico.  Kona, though geographically a product of the Pacific islands,
falls within this Latin American range of taste and aroma.
 
East African coffees are unique and under-appreciated.  They often
combine the sparkling acidity of the best Central Americans with unique
floral or winy notes, and typically are medium-to-full bodied.  These
coffees are found in the morning cup of nearly every professional coffee
taster.  The category includes Kenya, Ethiopia Sidamo and Yergacheffe and
Ethiopia Harrar.
 
Indonesian coffees are at the opposite end of the spectrum from Latin
American coffees.  Usually full-bodied and smooth, low in acidity, and
often possessing earthy and exotic taste elements.  Their fullness and
depth make them an important "anchor" component of choice blends like
Gold Coast and Yukon Blend.  This group includes Estate Java, Sumatra
Boengie, Papua New Guinea and Sulawesi.
 
Dark Roasts use coffees of varying geographic origins to provide a
specific range of flavors, from the caramel spice of Espresso, to the
smoky tang of Italian Roast, to the pungent roastiness of French Roast.
The difference at Star- bucks is using specific, varietal-quality coffees
in each dark roast blend.
 
Blends combine varietal tastes to create greater complexity and
completeness.  Typically, a blend might play off Central American acidity
with Indonesian smoothness, or spice up a delicate varietal with the tang
of a dark roast.  Blending, at its best, is high art, offering a unity in
diversity which few straight coffees can match.
 
Some roasters use the opportunity to dump low-grade filler coffees into
the mix, to "extend" the blend along with their profit margins.  At
Starbucks, we blend according to taste, using premium quality beans to
create a balanced brew, har- monious in body, acidity and aroma, seeking
an overall fla- vor that is greater than the sum of its parts.
 
Decaffeinated coffees are growing in popularity and--we are pleased to
note--in quality and availability, as well.  Some find the effects of too
much caffeine unpleasant; others are looking for a hot cup to enjoy
before bedtime.  Whatever the reason, Starbucks is here to ensure that
these deserving souls are not condemned to drink the thin, flavorless
decaf- feinated blends sold in supermarkets.  We are proud to offer a
complete selection, both in water and traditional processes, in regular
and dark roasts.
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Coffee: Concentrated Coffee
>From the book "Coffee" by Kenneth Davids
 
Take one pound of your favorite coffee, regular grind and put it in a
glass bowl
Add 8 cups of cold water
Poke the floating coffee down into the water so all the grounds are wet
Let the bowl stand in a cool, dark place for 10 to 20 hours
    (depending on how strong you want the concentrate)
When the brewing period is over, use a large coffee cone and filter to filter
    the concentrate into an airtight bottle and store in the refrigerator.
For hot coffee, use 1 to 2 ounces per cup.
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Coffee: Dandelion Root "Coffee"
        (4 cups, filter coffee maker)
 
     3 1/4 tsp. dandelion root (roasted, ground fine)
     1/4 tsp. cinnamon
     dash nutmeg
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(5 cups, plastic perk-type pot for microwaving)
 
     2 tblsp. dandelion root (roasted, med grind)
     1/4 tsp cinnamon
     dash nutmeg
 
Cook on high in microwave for 7 mins.
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Coffee: Don's Cappuchino
 
One double espresso.  An equal amount of frothed milk.  two teaspoon
hershey's cocoa.  one teaspoon sugar-in-the-raw.  The Sunday NY Times
Crossword Puzzle.  One cold winter Sunday Afternoon.
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Coffee: Espresso
 
Get some strong coffee beans (preferably espresso) and grind them
corsely.  (Fine will work too, but it's a pain in the end).  Take the
grounds, dump them in cold water, stir it up, and stick it in the fridge.
The next day, most of the grounds will have risen to the surface.  Get a
spoon and remove as much as you can.  Then, pour the rest through cheese
cloth.  That's it.
 
Now, when we made it, the proportions were 6 lbs coffee to 5 gallons of
water.  When I make it at home, i use 2 cups of coffee to a standard
pitcher of water.  It's safer to use extra coffee grounds 'cause you can
always dilute it.
 
Also, you can add some vanilla to the stuff.  Though, what i do at home,
is to mix espresso beans with amaretto beans.
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Coffee: Flavored Coffees
  Makes 10-12 cups with these coffees:
 
Cinnamon - Place 1/2" of cinnamon stick in a coffee grinder, grind for a
    few seconds and then add coffee beans and process to your preference.
 
Orange - I dry strips or orange peel (the zest only) and put 1/2 of strip
    in the coffee grinder with the beans, typically it works out to be
    about 1/10 to 1/12 of the entire orange zest.
 
Mocha - 1/8 t of cocoa powder in the coffee grinds, be careful too much
    cocoa will clog the coffee filter.
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Coffee: Frappe' (Greek Iced Coffee)
 
1/2 C. strong coffee.
1/2 C. milk (non-fat dry milk and water works fine)
1-2 t. sugar, honey, whatever
 
Mix together.  Blend at highest blender speed for about 1 minute.  Pour into
a glass and drink with a straw.
 
Notes:
- This works best if everything is cold (if you make fresh coffee, mix
it with the milk and let it sit in the fridge for 1/2 hour.
-If it is not frothy, add more milk, or even just some more milk powder.
-The froth gradually turns to liquid at the bottom of the glass, so you will
find that you can sit and drink this for about 1/2 hour, with more iced
coffee continually appearing at the bottom.  Very refreshing.
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Coffee: Frothing Milk for Cappucchino
 
I used to have problems getting milk steamed just right using the steam tube
on my espresso machine.  I've devised a foolproof way of getting perfect
frothed milk:  Measure about a cup of milk (I've used 1%, 2%, and whole milk
successfully) into a blender.  Whirl until you've got a fair amount of foam
(about five seconds).  Pour into a microwaveable container.  Nuke on high
power for about five seconds.  It really works!
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Coffee: Iced Coffee
     1/4 cup instant coffee granules
     1/4 cup sugar or equivalent sweetener
     1/4 cup hot water
       4 cups cold milk
Mix together until coffee and sugar is dissolved.  Add milk.  Shake well.
Using a blender or milk shake maker produces a very foamy drink.
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Coffee: Iced Coffee Fillip **
 
     2 teaspoons Kahlua
     cooled strong coffee
 
Mix together in a glass and chill before serving.
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Coffee: Irish Coffee (from Friendly Foods)
 
     4t unsalted mirin
     1C soy milk
     1t lime juice
     1/2C grain coffee
     1C boiling water
     2C unsalted mirin
 
Whisk together mirin, soy milk and lime juice and set aside.  Just before
serving, combine grain coffee, boiling water and mirin and pour into
mugs.  To add the 'cream', hold a spoon upside down just over the surface
of the liquid and gently pour on 1/4 of the 'cream'.
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Coffee: Masala Chah (Indian tea) **
 
Masala Cha...Microwave version, courtesy of Julie Sahni's new
book, Moghul Microwave.
 
3.5 cups water
1 3 inch piece cinnammon, broken into pieces
8 green or white cardamon pods, crushed
3 whole cloves
1/2 by 3 inch strip of fresh or dried orange peel
5 fresh basil leaves
2 heaping teaspoons leaf tea, or 3 bags orange pekoe or Darjeeling
 
Pour water into an 8 cup glass measure.  Heat uncovered,
at 100% power in 700 watt microwave for 7 minutes, or until
water comes to a boil.
 
Add all ingredients.  Cook uncovered for 2 minutes, or until
color of tea comes out.  Remove from oven and pour into a
warmed teapot.  Serve tea strained into cups and pass milk
and sweetener as desired.
 
Variation
 
To make 1 cup classic spiced tea, combine 1 cup water
with 1 inch piece cinnammon, 2 whole cardamon cloves,
1 whole clove, 1/2 by 1 inch piece orange peel, 1 basil
leaf and 1 heaping teaspoon leaf tea or 1 teabag into
2 cup measure.  Cook uncovered on high for 2 minutes.
or until water boils.  Serve as suggested above.
 
Presentation Bonus:
   Peel an orange in a spiral, sticking cloves in the peel.
   Pour a small amount of whiskey down the spiral.  Ignite.
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Coffee: Masala Chai (Spicey Indian Tea)
 
Ingredients
   3 - 4 Tea Spoons/4 Teabags of good tea (Darjeeling/Orange Pekoke/Lipton)
   A chunk of dry ginger (or fresh ginger if dry isn't handy)
   3 - 4 cardmom pods, crushed (See Note below)
   3 Cloves
   Small piece of cinnamon
   A Tsp of SOANP
   (I don't know the name. Can be found at Indian grocers. Also
   indian restaurants keep this for your pleasure after dinner
   Looks like cummin seeds)
   1 or 2 whole black peppers (optional)
   Sugar to taste
   Milk (atleast Vitamin D, low fat won't do)
 
   Bring 2 cups of water to boil (microwave or otherwise)
   Add all the ingredients and boil again for about 15 seconds.
   Let stand for a minute.
   Warm milk in a pot.
   Filter tea into cups. Add milk and sugar. That's IT.
 
   Note: Since cardmom is expensive, I peel them and add the skin to
   my stock of tea leaves. This gives a distinct aroma. Of course you
   boil the skin with water.
 
    If you don't like to spend much time, mix all the spices and
    coarsley grind them. Boil water and add tea and a tsp of
    this ground spices. Rest is as above.
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Coffee: Melya
 
Espresso
Honey
Unsweetened cocoa
 
Brew espresso; for this purpose, a Bialetti-style stovetop will
work.  In a coffee mug, place 1 teaspoon of unsweetened powdered
cocoa; then cover a teaspoon with honey and drizzle it into the
cup.  Stir while the coffee brews; this is the fun part.  The
cocoa seems to coat the honey without mixing, so you get a dusty,
sticky mass that looks as though it will never mix.  Then all at
once, presto!  It looks like dark chocolate sauce.  Pour hot
espresso over the honey, stirring to dissolve.  Serve with cream
(optional).  I have never served this cold but I imagine it would
be interesting; I use it as a great hot drink for cold days, though,
so all my memories are of grey skies, heavy sweaters, damp feet
and big smiles.
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Coffee: Russian Tea (Olde English Recipe)
 
8 cups water
5 tea bags
1 cup sugar
1/2 of a large can of OJ probably about 16oz (not concentrated)
1/2 small can of pineapple juice (about 8ox, again not concentrated)
3T lemon juice
1 T whole cloves
 
First make tea in the water.  Then add all the other stuff.  SIMMER at
least 1/2 hour.  Makes a nice smell in the kitchen at Christmas parties.
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Coffee: Russian Tea
 
Mix 1/4 cup instant tea with 1 cup Tang (powdered orange drink).
Add 1 T cinnamon and 1/4 cup sugar. Adjust mixture to your taste.
 
To make a cup of Russian Tea add about 2 T mixture to a large glass
of water.
 
 
Variations:
 - Use other powdered fruit drinks (eg. lemonade or Kool-Aide)
   or add different spices (eg. ground cardamon, ginger, mint).
 
 - Avoid the caffine and sugar by using decaf'd instant tea and your
   favorite sweetening chemicals.
 
 - Make it from fresh ingredients: fresh brewed tea, real fruit juice.
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Coffee: Russian Tea
 
     3 cups Tang
     1 cup Instant Iced Tea Mix
     1 pkg (scoop) Instant Lemon Drink Mix (powdered lemonade)
     1 tsp cinnamon
     1 tsp ground cloves
 
Two teaspoonfulls to one cup of VERY hot water..  Does wonders for sore
throats, contains LOTS of vitamin C, and is delicious to boot.  *smile*
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Coffee: Spiking coffee
 
Incidentally, a pinch of cinnamon is indeed a nice addition to coffee but
true heaven is a cardamom seed :-)
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Coffee: Thai Coffee
Makes 1 8-cup pot of coffee
 
6 tablespoons whole rich coffee beans, ground fine
1/4 teaspoon ground coriander powder
4 or 5 whole green cardamom pods, ground
 
Place the coffee and spices in the filter cone of your coffee maker.
Brew coffee as usual; let it cool.
 
In a tall glass, dissolve 1 or 2 teaspoons of sugar in an ounce of the
coffee (it's easier to dissolve than if you put it right over ice).
Add 5-6 ice cubes and pour coffee to within about 1" of the top of the
glass.
 
Rest a spoon on top of the coffee and slowly pour whipping cream into
the spoon.  This will make the cream float on top of the coffee rather
than dispersing into it right away.
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Coffee: Thai Iced Coffee **
 
Strong, black ground coffee
Sugar
Evaporated (not condensed) milk
Cardamom pods
 
Prepare a pot of coffee at a good European strength (Miriam Nadel
suggests 2 tablespoons per cup, which I'd say is about right).  In
the ground coffee, add 2 or 3 freshly ground cardamom pods.  (I've
used green ones, I imagine the brown ones would give a slightly
different flavor.)  Sweeten while hot, then cool quickly.
 
Serve over ice, with unsweetened evaporated milk (or heavy cream
if you're feeling extra indulgent).  To get the layered effect,
place a spoon atop the coffee and pour the milk carefully into
the spoon so that it floats on the top of the coffee.
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Coffee: Thai Iced Tea  (from Keo's Thai Cuisine, by Keo Sananikone
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Ten Speed Press, ISBN 0-89815-183-X)
 
1/4 c strong Thai tea
1/2 c boiling water
2 t sweetened condensed milk
Ice cubes
Mint leavs (for garnish)
 
Combine Thai tea (i.e., the powder), boiling water, and sweetened
condensed milk; stir until blended.  Pour into 2 tall glasses
filled with ice cubes.  Garnish with mint leaves.  Makes 2 servings.
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Coffee: Thai Iced Tea
 
Thai iced tea is made from a mixture of ingredients called "chaa".
You can get it at some Asian food stores.  There is also Thai iced
coffee, made from a mixture called "oliang".  Oliang is usually
made from coffee beans, roasted tamarind seeds, roasted corn,
and sesame seeds.  Sorry, I don't know what goes into chaa,
except that one of the ingredients is yellow food coloring.
 
The following recipe will work for either Thai Iced Coffee or Thai
Iced Tea:
 
        6 Tbs. oliang or chaa
        6 cups boiling water
        2 - 3 Tbs. sugar
        1/4 - 1/2 cup sweetened condensed milk
        1/2 cup evaporated milk
 
Finely grind the oliang or chaa mix in a coffee mill.  Place in a filter
and drip as you would regular coffee.  While still hot, add the sugar
and condensed milk.  Let cool.  Add evaporated milk and serve over ice.
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Coffee: THAI ICED TEA
 
        3.5 c water
        1/3 c Thai tea (no other explanation for tea type)
        1/3 c sugar
        1/3 c condensed milk
        1/2 c half & half
 
Heat the water to boiling, then using four layers of cheesecloth as a
filter, pour the water through the tea _four_ times (Why? I don't know; I
plan on steeping the tea until it reaches the right color.). Set the tea
aside to cool. Mix together the remaining ingredients. Fill glasses with
crushed ice; pour milk/sugar mixture about 1/2 full into each glass;
carefully pour cooled tea over top to preserve separation. Serve.
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Coffee: THAI ICED TEA
This is from the book "Thai Home-Cooking From Kamolmal's Kitchen" by
William Crawford and Kamolmal Pootaraksa.
 
Thai tea is packed in 1 lb. cellophane packets; it has the texture
somewhat like instant coffee and a faint vanilla aroma.  (I buy it at
an Asian market in town.)
 
     1/2   c  Thai tea
     3     c  Water
     14    oz Sweetened condensed milk
     1 1/2 c  Evaporated milk or half-and-half
 
1.  Place the tea in a bag of muslin or other fine cloth.  Bring the
    water to a rapid boil, pour it over the tea, and let it steep for 3
    min.  Pour the liquid back through the tea 5 or 6 times until it is a
    deep orange color and is flavored strongly.
 
2.  Strain the tea well, pressing out all the liquid that you can.  Add
    the sweetened condensed milk to the warm liquid and mix it well.
    Allow the mixture to cool to room temp.
 
3.  Just before serving, fill each glass with cracked ice and fill it
    half to three quarters full of tea.  Add evaporated milk or
    half-and-half to fill the glass, and stir well.
 
Variation:  If you prefer a darker colored and stronger flavored tea,
substitute 3/4 cup granulated sugar for the sweetened condensed milk.
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The recipe for Thai coffe is exactly the same as above except you use
1/3 c of Thai coffee in place of the tea.
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Coffee: Turkish Coffee
 
1.  Put some arabica beans, some granulated sugar, and a non-trivial
    number of cardamom seeds into the grinder and reduce to a fine
    powder.
2.  Put powder into an ibrik (a middle-eastern copper brewing kettle,
    roughly triangular in shape with a long handle) together with some
    water.
3.  Bring to a boil (just until it spills over the sides of the ibrik and
    deposits some grounds on the range burner).  Let cool for several
    minutes.  Repeat this step twice more (enjoying that oh!  so
    distinctive burned
4.  Pour into tiny cups, let stand a minute or two for the grounds to
    settle into a sludge at the bottom, and sip the sweet brew until
    mouth region encounters aforementioned sludge.
5.  Get next section of Sunday paper, and repeat items 1-4.  By Sunday
    noon, a tremendous buzz will have happened, and you'll be ready to
    conquer the world.
 
Adendum:
You forgot "bang the ibrik against the side of the range", which comes
right after removing it from the flame when it boils over.  I'm not
sure but I think you're supposed to do this either 1 or 3 times on
each iteration.
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Coffee: Vietnamese Iced Coffee
 
   Same coffee (see Melya)
   Sweetened condensed (not evaporated) milk
   Ice
 
Make even stronger coffee, preferably in a Vietnamese coffee maker.
(This is a metal cylinder with tiny holes in the bottom and a
perforated disc that fits into it; you put coffee in the bottom of
the cylinder, place the disc atop it, then fill with boiling water
and a very rich infusion of coffee drips slowly from the bottom.)
 
If you are using a Vietnamese coffee maker, put two tablespoons of
sweetened condensed milk in the bottom of a cup and put the coffee
maker on top of the cup.  If you are making espresso or cafe filtre
(the infusion method where you press the plunger down through the
grounds after several minutes of infusion), mix the sweetened condensed
milk and the coffee any way you like.
 
When the milk is dissolved in the coffee (yes, dissolved *is* the
right word here!), pour the combination over ice and sip.
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Coffee: Yogi Tea
 By Siri Singh Sahib Harbhajan Singh Khalsa Yogiji
 
For each cup of tea, begin with 10 ounces of water. Bring the water
to a rapid boil and add (for each cup):
 
3 whole cloves
4 whole green cardamon pods
4 whole black peppercorns
1/2 stick cinnamon
1 slice fresh gingerroot (optional)
Let this boil, covered, for 15-20 mins (longer for larger amounts of
tea). Then add:
1/4 teaspoon of any black tea
1/2 cup cold dairy milk (per cup of liquid)
 
If you wish to make more than one quart, you will need less spices.
A good amount of spices to use for 2 quarts of Yogi Tea, is about 20
each of cardamom pods, peppercorns and 15 each of cloves. For cinnamon,
use about 3 sticks, and 1 T of black tea. Boil for at least 30 mins.
Use 1 quart of milk.
 
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Yogi Tea  variations
 
Make a jar of spices cinnamon, cloves, cardamon, gingerroot (dry),
peppercorns, cherry bark, fennel seeds, anise, almonds, carob,
crystal malt...
 
Use about 2 T spice mix to a quart of water.
 
Black tea and milk are optional.
 
Add some honey when cooking.
 
Yogi Tea is also sold in your local health food store tea section.
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Other: Atole con Honholi
 
This isn't a recipe. It is an interpretation of a demo a friend of mine
did for me. Atole is gruel. This comes out about like thin malt-o-meal.
You drink it.
 
Incidentally, I would say that America has a love affair with vanilla.
There is vanilla flavoring in just about everything remotely sweet. Now
Mexico uses cinnamon alot. Even in the chocolate. And in Atole con
Honholi (spelling uncertain my friend doesn't write stuff down).
 
.5 C sesame seeds (honholi), toast in a pan til just turning golden
     grind in a blender until mealy, not floury
4 C water or milk
.5 C piloncillo (or dark brown sugar) or to taste. This is pretty sweet.
.25 masa harina (more or less, depending on how thick you want it)
1 tsp cinnamon
 
Bring seame seeds, water(or milk) brown sugar and cinnamon to a boil.
Sprinkle in masa harina (corn flour to you guys north of here)(thats
*flour* not meal) and stir constantly. Add more flour if you want it
thicker. Simmer for 5 minutes or so. Drink warm.
 
The last time I made this I toasted the masa harina lightly. Gave it a
little bit 'nuttier' flavor I think. And I prefer milk to water.
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Other: BANANA MILK SHAKE
 
10 cl (3.38 oz) Milk, cold
 4 cl (1.35 oz) Orange juice
 2 tea spoon    Sugar syrup
 half           Banana, mashed
 
Blend very well, preferably in a household mixer.  Serve in a wine
glass, garnish with whipped cream and a piece of banana.
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Other: Banana Strawberry Shake
 
1/2 lb frozen strawberries
1 frozen banana
 
And either:
  2 cups apple juice (the fresher the better) for a daquiri-type drink,
OR:
  1 cup plain yogurt
  1 cup milk and honey (to taste)
  for more of a protein-shake thang.
 
Blend all together in a blender until smooth.
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Other: Banana-Orange Yogurt Shake
 
Basic ingredients:
        1 c. plain yogurt
        1 ripe banana
        1/2 c. orange juice
 
Add-ins:
        Any fruit or combination of fruits you like - such as
        a handful of ripe berries, a peach and 1/2 a mango,
        1/2 c. pineapple and 1/4 c. coconut, a kiwifruit and
        some strawberries, etc.
 
Toss all into the blender and blend until smooth.  If you like it icy,
blend in a couple of ice cubes or use frozen fruit.
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Other: Champurrado
 
This is a traditional Mexican drink.  As I understand it, the Mayans
had cacao, and used it, but never sweetened it into the chocolate that
we have today.  Chocolate came about when the Conquistadores brought
the cacao to Europe and it was sweetened there.
 
Champurrado (pronounced chahm-poor-RAH-thoh -- with a rolled "r")
a.k.a. Chocolate Atole (pronounced "choh-koh-LAH-tay ah-TOE-lay")
                              ...the "o" is like the "o" in "choke"...
 
Ingredients:
1/2 c corn flour (masa harina) *not* cornmeal
1 1/4 c cold water
1 3/4 c boiling water
2 squares unsweetened chocolate (1 oz each)
1/2 c firmly packed brown sugar (change to taste)
1 t vanilla
1/2 t cinnamon
1/4 t nutmeg
dash of salt (optional)
 
Procedure:
Mix corn flour with cold water; strain mixture into boiling water.
Stir until smooth.  Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring
constantly.  Reduce heat to medium; stir in remaining ingredients.
Cook and stir constantly until mixture thickens, about five minutes.
Pour into cups; serve hot.
 
Notes:
Use a cloth to strain with: I built up a nice collection of strainers
as I tried to get something fine enough to strain out the flour!  You
want some of the flour in there, but mostly corn-flour-flavored water.
I also found it useful to let the cold water corn flour mixture sit a
bit to let the water get as flavorful as possible.
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Other: COOL COW
 
2 cups   milk
1/2 tsp  almond extract
4 tsp    honey or maple
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: CRAZY COW
 
1 cup    apple juice
1 cup    milk
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: DUTCH TREAT
 
2 cups   milk
2 tblsp  carob powder or cocoa
1/2 tsp  vanilla extract
2 tblsp  honey
1/2 tsp  cinnamon
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: EARTH SHAKE (a drink to chew)
 
1 1/2 cups  pineapple juice
1/2 cup     crushed pineapple
1 large     carrot, peeled and chopped
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: Egg Cream
 
In a glass:
  1.  Add about 1/2" of chocolate syrup (U-Bet is the recommended brand).
  2.  Add about 1.5-2" of milk.
  3.  Squirt in seltzer.  (Lots of places now sell those big plastic
      bottles with the twist-on squirter.  The trick here is -
      now pay attention - hold a spoon over the glass and squirt the
      seltzer onto the spoon, letting it then drip into the glass.
  4.  Mix quickly, and Drink!!
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Other: Egg Cream
 
     2 tbs chocolate syrup     6oz. whole milk       6oz. seltzer
 
Mix syrup and milk in a fountain glass. Add seltzer, serve with a straw.
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Other: Fruit Cooler
 
     1 large can frozen apple juice concentrate
     1 cup sliced strawberries
     2 tablespoons sugar (optional)
     1 lemon
     1 apple
     1 liter seltzer water
     ice
 
Toss strawberries with sugar, and let sit overnight in refrigerator.  Cut
lemon, reserve two slices.  Juice the rest.  Mix together the lemon
juice, strawberries, apple juice, and seltzer.  Add slices of lemon
(decor, really).  In glasses, put ice cubes, and a slice of apple.  Pour
drink in, and serve.
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Other: FRUIT FLIP-FLOP
 
1 cup    yogurt
1 cup    fruit juice (cranapple is the best!)
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: Fruit Shake
 
     1 cup fruit yogurt (non-fat)
     1 banana
     4 oz frozen orange juice (or that orange/guava Dole stuff)
     1/2 piece of Textural Fruit(apple, pear, pineapple)
     1/2 dozen ice cubes
 
Blend til smooth.
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Other: GRAPPLE
 
1 cup    grape juice
1 cup    cider or apple juice
1 tsp    lemon juice
1/4 tsp  cinnamon
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: GREAT GRAPES
 
1 cup    grape juice
1 cup    soda water
1 tblsp  honey or sugar
1 tblsp  lemon juice
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: Healthy Juicer
As well here is my own concoction that I use:
 
4 - 6 carrots
1 stalk celery`
1 leaf lettuce/spinach (for cholorophyl)
1 orange
1 inch uncored but peeled pineapple (I store the whole thing intact and
        cut from the bottom as I need it)
optional 6 walnuts (some juicers don't process these efficiently)
 
If you use the walnuts, you want to add those before the orange and
pineapple so that the juices wash the oils into the juice.
 
You might also try 4 - 6 carrots, 1 stalk celery, and an apple.
 
Being a nutritional novice, I discovered the hard way that figs and
citrus fruit don't mix!!
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Other: Hot Cider (non-alcoholic)
 
    (1 or 2) Oranges
    a few (20?) whole cloves
    Apple cider
    Cinnamon Sticks
 
Stud the oranges with cloves.  (Push the pointy end into them until the
flower part is flush with the peel.) I use about 10 per orange.  You may
want to peel the top layer of skin off the orange if you don't want to
ingest the dyes they put on them to make them orange :-(
 
Put the cider into a large saucepan, and add the oranges and some
cinnamon sticks (one or two will do).  Heat for hours (you can just leave
it on all day for a party).  It gets better with age.  Just pour in more
cider when it starts getting low.
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Other: Hot Mulled Cider                                      Servings: 8
 
      8 c  Apple cider/juice
    1/2 c  Packed brown sugar
      1 ea Ground nutmeg
      6 ea Inches stick cinnamon
      1 t  Whole allspice
      1 t  Whole cloves
      8 ea Thin orange wedges/slices
      8 ea Whole cloves
 
In a large saucepan combine apple cider/juice, brown sugar, and nutmeg.
for spice bag, place cinnamon, allspice, and the 1 teaspoon cloves in
cheesecloth and tie; add to cider mixture.  Bring to boiling.  Reduce
heat; cover and simmer 10 minutes.  Remove spice bag and discard.  Serve
cider in mugs with a clove-studded orange wedge in each.
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Other: Hot Mulled Cider
 
     apple cider
     1-2 oranges, washed
     whole cloves
     cinnamon sticks
     nutmeg
 
Dump cider, cinn. sticks and a couple of teaspoons of nutmeg into a pot
over very low heat.  Slice oranges (after washing them well!!), and stick
whole cloves into the rind, then float in cider as it warms.
 
That's it.  Drink when it gets warm.  You can dump more cider into it up
to a point when the spices get old - then just start again with a new
set of spices, and a new orange.
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Other: Hot Spiced Cider
 
Pour cider into pan (start with more than you'll need, some will
evaporate) Add spices: (whole if you have it, ground if you don't)
                   Cinnamon, Allspice, Cloves, Nutmeg.
Simmer on stove and enjoy the smell.  I usually let mine simmer for at
least half an hour before serving (the longer you simmer, the more potent
the potion).  You will need to strain out the spices before serving,
so that no one inadvertently swallows an allspice...
As for measurements on the spices, I usually go heavy on the cinnamon,
and light on the cloves, but that's just my personal taste.  Just
experiment until you find your own personal favorite.
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Other: Hot Spiced Cider
 
  To one gallon of GOOD apple cider (not TreeTop or similar grocery-store
  juices), add:
    1 allspice
    1 clove
    1 cinnamon stick
  and let simmer for 1 hour (or longer).
 
This may not look like much spice, but it really does make a pleasantly
spicey cider.
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Other: JUNGLE JUICE
 
1        banana, broken into chunks
2 cups   orange juice
dash     of ginger
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: JUST A MOONMINT
 
2 cups   milk
chocolate syrup (you decide how much!)
1/4 tsp  mint flavoring
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: KHARA LASSI (salty)
 
1 cup    yoghurt
2 cups   cold water
1 tsp    salt
pinch    hing (asafoetida)
fresh curry leaves (3-4)
 
Blend (frappe) in blender until frothy.  Add torn curry leaves and serve
cold.
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Other: Lassi - A South Indian Drink
 
Lassi is one of the easiest things to make, and there are many ways of
making it.  Basically, it is buttermilk (yoghurt whisked with water), and
you can choose almost any consistency that you like, from the thinnest to
the thickest.  Serve cold.
 
In North India, typically, lassi is sweet, just yoghurt, water and sugar
whisked together.  The consistency is quite thick.
 
You get more variety in the South.  Typically, the lassi is thinner, and
is spiced.  You can add salt, lemon, ginger, curry leaves, and almost
anything else you feel will give an interesting flavor.  For a more
exotic variety, heat 1 tsp mustard seeds and a pinch of asafoetida powder
in 2 tbsp oil, till the mustard begins to pop.  Add to all the above
ingredients.  Just get creative and experiment, and the result is usually
delicious.
 
 
Lassi Indian Drink #2
 
     4 oz(1/2 cup) of plain yogurt
     1 1/4 cup cold water
     1/2 tsp ground roasted cumin seed
     1/4 tsp salt
     1/4 tsp finely crumbled died minut (optional) (dried mint??)
 
blend in a blender for 3 seconds
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Other: Lassi
 
The basic proportion for 1 glass of lassi is
   1/2 glass yogurt
   1/2 glass of ice cubes
 
Put it in a osterizer/blender and whir it until the ice is chopped fine
 
Now to make a sweet lassi
- add 1 spoon sugar (quantity may vary)
- a dash of rose water or rose essence if you have it - adds a wonderful
  touch.
 
To make Salted Lassi, to the basic yougurt/ice cube mix add
- a pinch of salt
- couple of grinds of pepper
- a dash of ground roasted cumin - gives an absolutely wonderfule aroma
 
All measurements are approximate.
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KHARA LASSI (salty)
 
     1 cup yoghurt
     2 cups cold water
     1 tsp salt
     pinch hing (asafoetida)
     fresh curry leaves (3-4)
 
Blend in blender until frothy. Add torn curry leaves and serve cold
   -Buttermilk watered down can also be used for both drinks
   -Both are great thirst quenchers in the summer
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Lassi Raita
 
     2 cup yoghurt
     ice cubes (about 4-6)
     sugar
     limes/lemon
     salt
 
Blend the yoghurt and ice cubes together, until the yoghurt becomes
more liquid.  Add sugar to taste. The lemon/lime is optional but it
gives it a slightly tart taste.  Dash of salt.
 
Raita is also good for the summer.  Instead of having a traditional
salad you can make raita instead
 
Grate cucumbers and discard excess water, dice tomatoes and onions.
Add yoghurt (about 8 - 12 oz). Add salt and pepper to taste.  It's
wonderful for the summer; you can add other vegetables also if you like
but it's traditionally made with just the cucumbers, onions, and
tomatoes.
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SWEET LASSI
 
1 cup yoghurt( the more sour the better)
2 cups cold water ( more if you like it thinner)
4 tbsps sugar ( I prefer less)
pinch salt
1 tbsps rose water/essence OR 2 tbsps lemon juice ( I prefer the latter)
Put all ingredients into a blender and blend until nice and frothy.
Serve chilled.
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Mango Lassi
 
2 ripe mango pulps
2 cups yoghurt
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup ice water
 
Put it all in a blender and pour over crushed ice.
 
You can also use other fruits like strawberries and bananas.
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Hot indian "milk" drink (Vegan)  (for two people:)
 
1/2 liter of your favorite unflavored soya milk (thicker is better)
1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground allspice (optional)
1 tsp sweetener
 
In a large cooking pot (at least twice the size needed to contain your
soya milk), mix everything together and heat on high while stirring
constantly.  Bring to a boil (remember to stir constantly!), and the
concoction will froth up.  Remove from heat, let the froth subside, and
repeat this cycle three more times.  This is why your pot has to be
bigger: the frothing would cause a major spill if you used a smaller pot.
Serve and drink while hot.  You can also adjust sweetness in your cup.
Some people may want to strain this, as the ground spices sometimes have
some coarse particles.
 
This is a very nice hot drink, with a definite indian-food flavour,
spicy-sweet and rich.  The original recipe using milk also called for a
tablespoon of butter for each serving (yuk!), and that was intended to
make the drink rich-tasting.  The thicker soya milk already has that
thick rich texture, and is much lower in fat content.
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Other: Lemouroudji - A West African Lemonade
       From: The Miami Herald
 
2 medium pieces of ginger
1 gallon water
1 lb. lemons
1 cup sugar
ground cayenne pepper
 
Juice the lemons.  Peel and grate the ginger. Place the grated ginger
and a liberal dash of the cayenne pepper into a piece of cheesecloth,
and tie it into a knot.  Let soak in the water. After 15 minutes or so,
add the sugar, and the lemon juice. Chill, and serve.
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Other: Limeade
 
In a large glass, put the juice of 1 lime and 1 tablespoon sugar, and
stir well.  Add cold seltzer water (aka club soda) to fill.  Put the
lime peels in the glass.  Drink.  Repeat until limes or soda run out.
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Other: Mean Green Energy Shake
 
1 banana
1 apple
a handful of sunflower sprouts
some spirulina
some local bee pollen
a few raw almonds
organic apple juice
 
Throw everything into a blender and do it up.
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Other: MELLOW YELLOW
 
1 cup    apricot nectar
1 cup    pineapple juice
1 dash   of ginger
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: MILK-SHAKE
 
 4 cl (1.35 oz)  Baileys Irish Cream  (or chocolate milk powder, or
                                chocolate milk drink)
10 cl (3.38 oz)  Milk
 1               egg yolk
 1 dash          lemon juice
 1 teaspoon      sugar syrup
 
Shake with a little ice, serve in a long drink glass without ice.
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Other: MONKEY BUSINESS
 
1 cup    yogurt or 2 scoops ice cream, any flavor
1 cup    milk
1        banana, broken into chunks
2 tblsp  carob powder or cocoa
2 tblsp  honey (only if you use yogurt)
dash     of nutmeg/cinnamon
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: MUSH MELON
 
2 cups   melon pieces (any kind but watermelon)
2 cups   water
1 tblsp  honey
1 tsp    lemon juice
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: Non-Fat Vanilla Shake
 
1 cup non fat milk
2-3 ice cubes
1 t. vanilla
2-3 packets Equal or Sweet-n-low (sugar is too gritty for this recipe)
 
Blend all ingredients in a blender and enjoy a delicious shake!!  I like
to dip graham crackers in mine.
 
Additions: Almonds, coconut extract instead of vanilla, fruit, yogurt.
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Other: NUTS ABOUT MILK
 
2 cups   milk
2 tblsp  shredded coconut
1 tblsp  honey
small handful of almonds or cashews
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended - about the time it takes to sing 3 rounds of
Row, Row, Row our Boat).
 
Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses and drink up.
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Other: ORANGE JULIUS #1
 
6 oz. fresh orange juice                9 oz. crushed ice
9 oz. simple syrup                      1 T vanilla inst. pudding
 
Put all ingredients into blender and whirl at high speed until ice is
chopped finally.  (Make simple syrup by combining one part sugar to 4
parts water.)
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Other: Orange Julius #2     (Yields 3 servings)
 
In a blender, combine:
1 C  orange juice (not fresh, it will curdle)
1 C ice cubes
1 C milk
up to 1/4 C sugar (depending on how sweet the juice is already)
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
 
Blend until frothy. You might have to pre-chop the ice, if your
blender has trouble with ice cubes.
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Other: ORANGE JULIUS #3
 
1/3 cup frozen orange juice concentrate
1/2 cup white milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 cup white sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla
5 or 6 ices cubes
 
Combine all ingredients in a blender with a TIGHT fitting cover. Blend
till smooth.
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Other: Orchata
You can cook rice in milk, simmer for 1/2 hour or so, add cinnamon to
taste, drain the rice, cool, pour over ice and enjoy.
 
Also, for a warm treat, if you just leave the rice in you can eat it
warm like oatmeal with cinnamon and sugar. This is pretty good.
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Other: PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE
 
2 cups   milk or 1 cup milk and 2 scoops ice cream, any flavor
1/3 cup  peanut butter
1 tblsp  molasses or honey
dash     of cinnamon
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN SHAKE
 
1 cup    yogurt or 2 scoops ice cream, any flavor
1/2 cup  milk
1        small can pineapple chunks and juice
1 tsp    honey (only for yogurt)
1/4 tsp  cinnamon
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: RAINBOW
 
1 cup    yogurt or 2 scoops ice cream, any flavor
1 cup    fruit juice, any kind
1 cup    chopped fresh fruit, any kind.
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: Raspberry Vinegar
   A traditional Canadian summer drink.  From: Mme Jehane Benoit.
 
4 to 8 quarts of raspberries, white or cider vinegar, 1 cup white sugar
per cup of juice.
 
Wash and crush berries ina glass or earthenware bowl; pour enough
vinegar on top to cover the berries; put a cloth on top and let stand 2
days in a cool place (do not refrigerate,) it will not spoil.
 
Strain the juice through a double thickness of cheesecloth; measure and
add 1 cup sugar for each cup of juice.  Place in sauce pan and boil 15
minutes, stirring until the sugar is disolved.  Pour into sterilized
bottles; seal and keep in a cool place.
 
To serve, put 2 to 4 tablespoons on top of ice cubes, fill glass with
soda water, stir and serve.
 
Yield 3 pints.
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Other: Rice Cooler (Horchata de Arroz)
 
     2 cups white rice
     1 cup (about 4 oz.) blanched almonds
     3 Tabl. ground cinnamon
     2 qts. warmed milk or hot water
     3/4 cup granulated sugar, or to taste
     1 tea. vanilla extract
     Ice cubes
 
Wash and drain the rice.
 
In a large bowl, combine the drained rice, almonds, and cinnamon with the
warm milk or water and soak at least 6 hours, or preferably overnight.
Drain, reserving liquid.
 
Pure'e half the rice-almond mixture in a food processor or blender.  Add
about 1 cup of the reserved liquid and blend until as smooth as possible.
Transfer the blended mixture to a bowl and repeat with the remaining rice
mixture and liquid.
 
Strain the mixture through 3 layers of dampened cheesecloth into a glass
pitcher or jar, squeezing the cloth to extract all the milky liquid. Stir
in the sugar and vanilla.  Chill and serve over ice cubes.
 
Makes about two quarts.
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Other: Rice Drink
 
Cook brown rice in way to much water (basmati is fine, but it really
changes the flavour) and then let it cool.  Filter out the water.
 
Take the water and put it in a blender with a) almonds (about 4 cups rice
water to 1 cup almonds) or b) carob (not sure of the proportions.  Blend
and blend at the fastest speed until the carob or almonds are completly
mixed in.
 
Add salt to taste.
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Other: SIMPLE APPLE-ALMOND BEVERAGE
 
This is quite a tasty drink and a meal in and of itself.  The proportions
of ingredients, of course, are quite variable depending upon personal
taste.
 
     3-4 cups apple juice (preferably organic)
     1/2 cup almonds
     1 tsp of coriander (ground)
     1/3 to 1/2 tsp sweet anise seed (ground)
     1/4 to 1/2 tsp nutmeg (ground)
 
Place the almonds, coriander, anise seed and nutmeg in the blender with
about 1/2 to 1 cup of apple juice.  Blend till thoroughly liquefied or
liquefacient -- but not liquated!  :) Then add the rest of the apple
juice and blend to mix.  Delicious!
 
If you find this beverage too rich, then simply use less almonds (even a
mere 4 almonds will work).  For the calorie- conscious you can always
drink juices diluted with water.  Try starting with 1/4 part water and 1
part apple juice.  As one gets used to this level of dilution then one
can move on to say 1 part water to 1 part juice and even 1 part water to
1/4 part juice.  "A little juice in my water, please"
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Other: Smoothies
 
Banana Cantaloupe Smoothie
  1/2 cantaloupe with skin,sliced
  1 banana peeled
Juice cantaloupe,pour juice into blender,add banana, and liquify.
 
Apple Berry
  1 cup berries (strawberries,raspberries,any berry as you wish)
  2 apples, cut into wedges
 
Grape lemon pineapple
  1 cup grapes
  1/4 lemon with skin
  1/2 pineapple with skin
 
Kiwi Papaya
  3 kiwifruits
  1/2 papaya seeded sliced
 
Mango Orange
  1 mango,pitted,sliced
  2 oranges,peeled
 
Pineapple Gingerale
  1/4 inch slice of ginger
  1/2 pineapple with skin sliced
 
Kill the cold
  1-inch slice of ginger
  1/4 lemon with skin
  1 cup hot water
Juice ginger and lemon and add it to hot water.You may add cardomom.
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Other: Soy Milk( Basic recipe/concept)
 
1 cup of dried soybeans
I litre of water
 
Soak the soybeans for 24 Hours.
Put in a blender without any water.
Blend put the soybeans in a piece of cheescloth
and soak in litre of fresh water and squeeze for 10 mins.
 
This is rather bland and thin though.  What you do with it now makes all
the difference.  The traditional chineese thing to do is add sugar but
the best additions are vanilla and malt.  Im unsure of what the best
quantities for theese are but I suspect its a matter of taste anyhow and
would only require 1mins experimenting.  I've only added a banana and 1
teaspoon sugar and put it in the blender which is quite good.  I also
suspect 1 teaspoon brewers or nutritional yeast would do nicely also.
 
I've been put of using soybeans because of something I've read in "Eating
better for less" which I'm sure is a falacy.  It states that raw soybeans
have an enzyme in them that reduce your capacity to absorb protein.  The
solution he states is to boil them for 1-2 hours which is ludicrous ( and
a waste of gas/energy).  Anyhow you can see that soymilk is made from raw
soybeans and yet its meant to be a good source of protein.  Where's the
lie?  I suspect the enzyme theory is rubbish myself, but I usually boil
my soymilk anyhow which makes it curdle so I wouldnt recommend it.
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Other: STRAWBERRY SHIVERS
 
1 1/2 cups  fresh strawberries plus 4 tsp  honey,
            or 1 10-oz package frozen strawberries
1/2 cups    water
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: Strawberry-Pineapple Milk Shake
 
Required - 1 pint of fresh strawberries.
           1/2 large can of whole pineapple segments
           approx. 1/2 litre of SKIM milk
 
Wash and destem one pint of fresh strawberries, dump 'em into blender.
Dump in 1/2 can of whole pineapple segments into blender.
Dump in enough milk to almost cover all fruits (better less than more, it
comes out thicker and you could add more milk if needed anyway).
 
Liquify.
 
Serves 3 thirsty health-nuts.  Very delicious.  The pineapple serves to
sweeten things up a little (strawberries alone with the skim milk are
kind of tart).
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Other: SWEET BANANAS
 
2 cups   milk
1        banana, broken into chunks
1 tblsp  honey or molasses
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: TOMATO TANG
 
2 cups   tomato or V-8 juice
big squeeze of lemon juice
dash     of celery salt
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
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Other: V-8 for Juicers
 
I make a combination of 1lb carrots - 2-3 celery stalks - a hand full of
fresh spinach - and now that someone on the net told me fresh cucumber
juice helps grow hair - and I've bought a cucumber farm :-) - 2-3 of the
small cucumbers like you use to make pickles.  I have this every morning
and so far I can see for miles - my mild case of psoriasis has really
gotten better - and I feel great - but my hair still doesn't 'blow' in
the breeze :-).
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Other: Vegan Milkshake
 
1/2 cup freshly blanched (*) almonds or raw cashews
8-10oz. bottled water (I added the bottled part)
1 peeled, sliced, frozen banana (do this step in order)
~1/2 cup fresh or frozen berries of your choice
 
Put the water and blanched almonds (or cashews) in a blender, blend
on one of the higher speeds (mine says "liquefy") until you have
almond milk.  Then add the banana and berries, continue to blend
until smooth.
 
This recipe comes from my newest cookbook, _The Complete
Vegetarian_, by Rose Elliot.  I highly recommend this book.  It is
not vegan, but she almost always provides vegan alternatives when
possible.  I almost didn't buy this cookbook because Ms. Elliot is
British (British Cook sounded like an oxymoron to me ;-), but I'm
glad I did.  The title in the U.K. is _Rose Elliot's Vegetarian
Cookery_.
 
* to blanch almonds, boil some water (enough to generously cover the
almonds, but not a whole potful), put in the almonds and boil
vigorously for ~2-3 minutes.  Drain and "pop" almonds out of their skins.
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Other: YOGURT COOLER
 
1 cup    yogurt
1 cup    fresh, frozen or canned fruit - peaches, blueberries or other.
 
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium
speed until well blended.  Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses
and drink up.
 
Note:
Use lots of ice in this one - great on hot days!
To add ice: Remove the center of the cover while the blender is on -
drop 3 or 4 ice cubs and blend until they're completely crushed.


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Soda: Carbonated Water
 
     5 U.S. gallons of water
     1.5 cups sugar  (or sugar syrup)
     1 teaspoon dry bread yeast (rehydrated)
I fill each bottle 2/3 full, screw on the top, and leave for one or two
weeks. Each weekend I measure and add the syrup to a few bottles, top
them off with water and stick them in the fridge. This is a very quick
operation. I had experimented with adding dry sugar, but this caused
an excessive amount of foaming.
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Soda: Coca-Cola Syrup
Claimed to be the 1886 (original) recipe for Coca-Cola syrup created by
John Pemberton.
 
     Citrate caffeine, 1 oz
     Extract of vanilla, 1 oz
     Flavoring (see below) 2 1/2 oz
     Fluid extract of coca, 4 oz
     Citric acid, 3 oz
     Lime Juice, 1 qt
     Sugar, 30 lbs
     Water, 2 1/2 cal
     Caramel, sufficient
 
     Mix caffeine, acid and lime juice in one quart boiling water, add
vanilla and flavoring when cool.  Let stand 24 hours.
     Flavoring:  a mixture of orange oil, lemon oil, nutmeg oil, cinnamon
oil, coriander oil, neroli oil, and 1 quart of alcohol.
     The recipe found in archives marked 'X' does not say when sugar,
coca, caramel or the rest of the water was to be added.
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Soda: Coke's original formula
 
 "The Real Thing" - This is the syrup for the original Coke(tm).
 
     30 pounds of sugar
     2 gallons of water
     2 pints of lime juice
     4 ounces of citrate of caffeine
     2 ounces of citric acid
     1 ounce of extract of vanilla
     6 drams (3/4 ounce) of fluid extract of cola
     6 drams of fluid extract of coca
 
According to the Coca-Cola Company, the formula has never been given out.
But who knows?  This could be the biggest leak ever...
 
I see just a few problems with this, all of which are surmountable:
 
Where can you get extract of cola and citrate of caffeine?  (Of course it
might be okay for some people to just leave out the caffeine.)
 
A bigger problem would be producing carbonation at home, unless you have
special equipment.  But this recipe may be for a syrup concentrate to be
mixed with carbonated water.
 
I have made carbonated cola and root beer at home by a simple method.
Use plastic resealable 1 or 2 liter soft drink bottles.  Mix sugar,
extract, and a little champagne yeast.  Extract bottles give the
proportions.  Fill and seal bottles.  Wait a few days for slight
fermentation to produce carbonation and drink.  The tiny amount of
alcohol which must be produced is insignificant.  It is not "the real
thing (tm)", but it is cheap and interesting to try.
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Soda: HOMEMADE GINGER BEER
      --------------------
 
>From "The Best of People & Food" Recipes by cruising sailors for cruising
                                            sailors by Seven Seas Press
 
To make 1 quart(US)-
 
1 jar or bottle larger than 32oz       Peel of 3 small limes or 1 lemon
  with a lid that can be tightly       1/2 cup of sugar
  sealed.                              3 and 3/4 cups boiling water
1 large piece of ginger root           1/4 teaspoon yeast
  (1+ oz) peeled & crushed             1/4 cup of lukewarm water
1/3 cup lime juice
 
Combine the crushed ginger,lime peel,juice and sugar in the jar.  Pour
in the boiling water. Cover loosely and let cool to room temp.
Dissolve the yeast in the lukewarm water and add.
 
Seal the jar as tightly as possible and let stand at room temp overnight.
 
Chill, strain and serve.
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Soda: Snapple (16oz imitation)
 
     1 tea bag
     1 cup boiling water
     1 cup cold water
     3 tablespoons fruit juice concentrate (Dole has many flavors)
     1 tablespoon sugar
     optional: lemon juice (to add tartness)
 
Let tea steep for at about 5 mins so it's nice and strong.  After tea is
cool, mix together the remaining ingredients.  Add more sugar and/or
lemon juice to suit your taste.  Some flavors may need more juice
concentrate.
 
You probably won't be able to perfectly match your favorite flavors, but
you'll save a lot of money and you may create a new favorite.  Also, you
can make it exactly as sweet or tart as you like and you have a use for
those 16oz bottles (recycling at its best).
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Help: CAFFINE in drinks
 
                                           MILLIGRAMS CAFFEINE
ITEM                                       AVERAGE     RANGE
Coffee (5-oz. cup)
  Brewed, drip method                      115         60-180
  Brewed, percolator                        80         40-170
  Instant                                   65         30-120
  Decaffeinated, brewed                      3          2-5
  Decaffeinated, instant                     2          1-5
 
Tea (5-oz. cup)
  Brewed, major U.S. brands                 40         20-90
  Brewed, imported brands                   60         25-110
  Instant                                   30         25-50
  Iced (12-oz. glass)                       70         67-76
 
Cocoa beverage (5-oz. cup)                   4          2-20
Chocolate milk beverage (8 oz.)              5          2-7
Milk chocolate (1 oz.)                       6          1-15
Dark chocolate, semi sweet (1 oz.)          20          5-35
Baker's chocolate (1 oz.)                   26            26
Chocolate-flovored syrup (1 oz.)             4             4
 
 
SOFT DRINKS
                                           MILLIGRAMS CAFFEINE
BRAND                                      (12-oz. serving)
Sugar-Free Mr. PIBB                        58.8
Mountain Dew                               54.0
Mello Yello                                52.8
TAB                                        46.8
Coca-Cola                                  45.6
Diet Coke                                  45.6
Shasta Cola                                44.4
Shasta Cherry Cola                         44.4
Shasta Diet Cola                           44.4
Mr. PIBB                                   40.8
Dr. Pepper                                 39.6
Diet Dr. Pepper                            39.6
Big Red                                    38.4
Sugar Free Big Red                         38.4
Pepsi-Cola                                 38.4
Aspen                                      36.0
Diet Pepsi                                 36.0
Pepsi Light                                36.0
RC Cola                                    36.0
Diet Rite                                  36.0
Kick                                       31.2
Canada Dry Jamaica Cola                    30.0
Canada Dry Diet Cola                        1.2
 
Source:
"The Latest Caffeine Scorecard"
HHS Publication No. 84-2184
U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services
Dated 1985, Reprinted from March, 1984

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| Section 8:                Drinking To Excess                          |
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Many years ago I used to study alcohol metabolism.  I may not have kept
up on very recent stuff, but, from what I have read of the responses so far,
I may have the only scientifically tested information you'll receive.
 
Removal of alcohol takes several pathways.  It is removed directly
in the kidneys and in the lungs (blown off in the breath) and it is broken
down in the liver.
 
Several people have pointed out that dehydration plays an important role in
the hangover.  That is true.
You have probably had other headaches that feel much like hangovers
when you have been sick or if you have exerted yourself on a hot day.
Dehydration is a major part of these.
 
What noone has told you is *why* alcohol makes you dehydrated.  Alcohol
is a diurhetic (sp?) which is just another way of saying it makes you
dehydrated.  Basically, removal of toxins from the blood stream is
a water-intensive process.  It is not exactly the chemical process of
treating the alcohol that uses the water (as someone else said) but
rather the fact that the toxins are carried accross the membranes in the
kidneys disolved in lots of water.  So it is the direct removal of ethanol
that can lead to the dehydration.
All the suggestions about drinking water or gatorade are good ideas.
The water also carries off lots of electrolytes, so gatorade is a good idea.
 
There is another important component to the hangover besides dehydration
and that is acetaldehyde.  The breakdown of ethanol in the liver is a two-step
oxydation carried out by two separate enzymes.
The first, alcohol dehydrogenase (ADH), converts ethanol to acetaldehyde.
The second, aldehyde dehydrogenase (ALDH), converts acetaldehyde to acetate.
Acetate is harmless, aldehydes are extremely toxic (you know what formaldehyde,
which is not very different from acetaldehyde, can do to tissue).  Now, one
problem is that not all people have equally efficient enzymes.  You may have
heard that many Asians (and native Americans) cannot drink without getting very
ill.  That is because they carry a form of the gene for ALDH that makes a
slower form of the enzyme.
To make matters worse, many also carry a fast form of ADH, so they really build
up toxic levels of aldehyde.  The particular combination of enzymes a person
has, has alot to do with individual tolerances.
You may also have heard of a drug called "antabuse," (disulfuram) which is
given to alcoholics and makes them sick if they drink.  The drug works by
in-activating ALDH, leading to a toxic buildup of aldehyde.
Also, treatment of severe alcohol poisoning usually involves the
use of a drug that blocks ADH, that is, prevents the person from breaking down
the alcohol at all.  This way, they body will have time to clear some of the
alcohol through the kidneys and lungs before the body gets flooded with
aldehyde, which will kill the victim.
 
You metioned dark and sweet drinks.  Alot of this has to do with other toxins
in the product--the tannins in red wine for example.  Considering you system
is taxed enough by the alcohol alone, asking the liver and kidneys to clear
lots of other things is insult to injury.
 
Everything I have said up until now has been fact.  I am going to provide
you some educated guesses (not my own) pertaining to some of your other
questions.
 
There are some guesses as to the relationship between sugar metabolism and
ethanol metabolism.  Both steps in alcohol metabolism convert NAD to NADH(H+)
(the "dehydrogenases" remove hydrogen--I guess that is obvious--and the
place your body puts hydrogens is on NAD or FAD or FMN to make NADH etc.).
The full names of these molecules are Nicatinamide Adenine Dinucleotide,
Flavin Adenine Dinucleotide and Flavin MonoNucleotide.  You may recognize
these names as similar to the "B" vitamins (Riboflavin, Nicatinamide).  They
are the B vitamins, which everyone will tell you are important in energy
metabolism.  In the metabolism of sugars, as I am sure you remember, you make
ATP (riboAdenosine Triphosphate).  You also store energy in something we call
"reducing equivelents."  This is nothing more than a source of Hydrogens which
can be used to "reduce" (the opposite of "oxydize") the spent ADP and AMP back
to ATP.  OK? So reducing equivelents is another way to make ATP and is the end
product of energy (Sugar) metabolism.
Here's the payoff:  The reducing equivelents are stored as NADH and FADH
etc.--reduced B vitamins.
So the guess is that having to metabolize lots of sugars along with the
alcohol ties up all the B vitamins in the the reduced form.  So there is
not enough oxidized NAD available to participate in the metabolism of ethanol,
or, more importantly, aldehyde.
 
This is what is behind the suggestion that you take B vitamins when you drink
and also the suggestion that you not consume sugar and alcohol.  I think
the guess is a reasonable one.  But it is not proved.
Another thing people may have told you that fructose might help.
This is because fructose throws something of a monkey wrench into sugar
metabolism.  It slows it down (I won't bother you with why).  That may
free up more of the oxidized B vitamins for aldehyde dehydrogenase.
But, I am not convinced of this.
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               Dr. I. M. Bibe's Anti-Hangover Tips
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Well, having done YEARS of research (;-D) on hangover cures,
here are my scientific findings:
 
1. There is one preventive measure that is absolutely
        foolproof for every person in the world:
        Don't ever drink. You'll be guaranteed to avoid
        hangovers for the rest of your life.
 
2. Since 99.9% of the people who are concerned with hangovers
        will never follow method #1, then the next best
        preventive measure is this:
        Never drink enough to get really drunk. That way,
        hangovers will be rare, if not nonexistent.
 
3. Since almost everyone who has ever had a hangover will
        refuse to comply with methods #1 or #2, then this
        is the next best preventive measure:
        Always force yourself to do this shortly before
        retiring from your drinking activities to allow
        your body to succumb to unconsciousness:
        Take a couple or three aspirin, acetominophen,
        or ibuprofen pills with a full glass of water
        (or two glasses of water). Granted, if you're
        full of beer, the last thing you'll want is a lot
        of water. And, while this method will probably
        result in at least one extra middle-of-the-night
        trip to the bladder-relief room, it WILL pay off
        the next morning. This method is about as sure-fire
        a preventive (for ALL people) as you'll find. It
        really works. Mind you, it's not a CURE. You'll
        still feel a little ragged, but it can truly save
        you the next day. Trust me. I know it's not easy
        to make yourself do this at the end of a long night of
        lovely alcohol abuse, but if you try to make it a routine
        operation before going to bed, you'll thank yourself
        the next day. This can also be a tricky maneuver if
        you've had so much that you're actually falling down/
        stumbling/passing out-drunk. Try your hardest to make
        yourself do it though. (Also be SURE you know what
        pills you're swallowing.)
 
4. Methods #1, #2, & #3 apply to ALL people. From this point on,
        we enter the mysterious realm of experimental preventives.
        The problem here is that all people are not alike in such
        things as size, weight, metabolism, chemistry, etc. So,
        what works for me may not work for you. But I offer these
        as good ideas to try when you've done what 89% of us do -
        namely, said to hell with methods #1, #2, & #3. You've
        just opened your eyes to find yourself crumbled into a
        collapsed mess, hopefully in a bed, hopefully in somewhat
        familiar surroundings, but, worst of all, awake. Your
        mind gradually manages to reconstruct some sort of memory
        of some portion of the previous night's activities. You
        feel like the worst part of hell (this is the cue for the
        proverbial "I'll-never-drink-again" declaration, one of the
        most pitiful demonstrations of bull$#!+ in all of human
        behavior). You need help. Quick. A little understanding of
        what a hangover actually IS really comes in handy here.
        It's a combination of a few physiological things:
        a) dehydration - the alcohol has forced evaporation of a
        certain vital portion of the body's water; b) nervous shock -
        you're coming off the effects of a mild overdose of a
        depressant drug, so your nerves are displaying the great
        Newtonian natural law of action/reaction by going into a
        relatively hypersensitive state; c) malnutrition - pumping
        all that alcohol and liquid through your body has effectively
        flushed away a significant supply of your storage of vitamins
        and nutrients, chemicals which would stimulate natural defense
        systems, but you're running seriously low on them now. So.....
        What you need to do is take some restorative steps to begin
        a recovery process. This means doing the same things that
        you should've done in method #3 (it's really too late now,
        but it can't hurt). It means rest and as little nervous stimulation
        as possible. It also means trying to eat something that will help
        to replace the nutrients you've lost. That really should be in the
        forms of fruits/vegetables, NOT fatty, greasy junk, not dairy foods,
        something that isn't too tough on the already beat-up digestive
        system. Bananas are great for key vitamins. But I'll tell you what
        I've found to be a real miracle medicine for me - tomatoes!
        Strange but true. This came to me by pure accident. I was a
        suffering bastard one day following a night of revelry, and I knew
        I needed some food, but I found myself in a situation where I didn't
        really have any choice about the lunch that I'd been served. It was a
        basic Italian-American dish that included a tomato sauce (something
        like lasagne or spaghetti). In less than an hour after eating, I felt
        rejuvenated, almost back to normal! I couldn't believe how quickly
        I had gone from hangover hell to basically ok. I figured it was just
        a fluke. But the next time I was in a similar situation, I deliberately
        tried it again, and it worked! This sort of explains half of the
        reason that a Bloody Mary is the standard morning-after drink. (The
        OTHER half, of course, is that more alcohol - "hair-of-the-dog" -
        acts to relax your shattered nerves and numb the pain in the head,
        but more alcohol is also a great step on the road to alcoholism,
        not a habit I'd suggest.) So, next time, try it. Maybe a little
        light pasta with a meatless, greaseless, tomato sauce. Cold
        gazpacho or a mild salsa may work too, but your stomach will be
        in no mood for onions and peppers. A glass of V8 may be just the
        thing. Citrus juices tend to bother the stomach too; but tomatoes are
        highly acidic, so I can't explain that part.
 
5. If you know you're going to be drinking a LOT of something, there are
        certain definite DON'Ts:
 
        -Don't mix a lot of different types of alcoholic drinks (liquor,
        then wine, then beer). Loudon Wainwright wrote a song about this:
        "Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after-dinner drinks/
         Single-entendre/Help me, Rhonda/Locate my cufflinks/
         Come with me and you all will see that it all be alright/
         Rudolph the red-nosed wino will guide our sleigh tonight."
 
   -Don't overdo it with colored liquors (red wine, whiskeys, cordials,
   dark rum). A cheap red wine hangover is absolutely THE WORST.
   Death without actually passing into the next world.
 
-Don't overdo it with sweet blended concoctions. This is the classic
mistake of high-school idiots, dumb college undergrads, and basic
novice drinkers (who will probably never drink again). All of these
sick sugary trendy drinks with cream of whatever, and doughnut-flavored
schnapps, and layers of nifty floating colored syrups and liquers.
Oh, please.  Gag.  Gallons of Coca-Cola mixed with hard liquor.
Imitation raspberry-flavored margaritas and "daiquiris".  (Raise your
hand if you've ever even SEEN a real daiquiri.) The combination of all of
that sugar in the stomach with the mandatory alcoholic kick in the head -
the end-result is almost always the same.  (I STILL remember the sight of
the sidewalk outside of a cheezy teen bar in Underground Atlanta back
when they served 18-yr.-olds.) Most kids still have to learn the hard
way.  Some people think it's a rite of passage to "adulthood".  Yeah,
right.
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| Section 9:                Drinking Games                              |
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=                            Game Listing                               =
=                            ------------                               =
=  Asshole         Drop the Dime    Queens           Three Man          =
=  Beer Blow       Drug Dealer      I Never          Thumper            =
=  Beer Hunter     Drunk Driver     Kings            Tv Characters      =
=  Beer Pot        Fuzzy Duck       Master of Thumb  Spinners           =
=  Beer Race       Guess the Note   Mexican          Suck and Blow      =
=  Boat Races      "Hi, Bob"        Questions        Super Quarters     =
=  Bouncing Ball   High - Low       Red and Black    Twenty-One Aces    =
=  Bullshit        Indian Poker     Shotgun          Up/Down River      =
=  Buzz            Name Game        Sink Battleship  Viking             =
=  Century Club    Puechre          Star Trek: TNG   Mexicali           =
=  Dice            Quarters         Speed Quarters   The Tower          =
=  Pennies/Pitcher Beerchesi        Smash            Sixes              =
=  Bouncing Ball   Beergammon       Whales Tales     Pursuit            =
=  Beat the barman One Big Chicken  Cardinal Puff    Fuzzy Duck         =
=  Beer 99         Beeropoly        Kiss-n-slap     .___________________=
=  Kings and Blood Icetray Quarters                 |  Total: 57 games  =
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Asshole
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    This is a slightly more complex game, but very, very fun when
mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play. High boot
factor.
    The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will
decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People, and the Asshole
for the next round.
    Approxiametly 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each player, depending
on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of the cards
is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, ... 4, and 3.
Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two
options:
    1) to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous
      card.
 
    2) or to pass on that turn.
 
For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4,
the the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts
when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card).
The last person to play a card, leads the next hand.
 
This proceeds until all players are rid of their cards. The first player
out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the next out becomes the
VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person out is the
Asshole.
 
However lets say that the person leading has two 5's, this person may
play them both, then the next player must play two of the same card
HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards, only
two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead.
The only time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if
it is a two (the power card); a single two, beats everything, and the
hand ends followed by a new lead.
 
The roles for each player are as follows:
 
    President: can make any player drink at any time, no-one may make
               the President drink but self. The Pres is the first
               player to start each round (benefits of power). And
               the Pres should never have to refill own beer.
 
    Vice Pres: can make any player drink at any time (except Pres),
               the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink.
               The VP goes second in each round.
 
    Normal People: These players can make each other drink as well
                as the Asshole. They play in the order they
                finished the previous round; first normal out
                follows the VP, second normal out follows first, etc.
 
    Asshole: for many reasons, this player is truly the Asshole.
             This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping
             of cards after the hands, and can not make any other
             player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.
 
A few recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should move
seats in order to reflect the hierachy, and proper playing order.  Play
your lowest cards first.  Abuse the power when Pres or VP, but remember
it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing the
Asshole.
 
Play as many rounds as desired.
 
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Beer Blow
---------
 
    Another very simple game (the best kind) with a high
buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, deck of cards, empty bottle.
 
    The deck of cards is placed on the empty bottle. Each player blows
cards off the deck on the bottle in turn. The one who blows the last card
off the bottle has to drink one glass of beer.
 
    Variation: If sombody spots an ace among the cards a player blew
off - that player has to drink once. So if someone blows down a bunch of
cards and two aces are visible that person would drink twice.
 
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Beer Hunter
-----------
 
    The rules are so easy, a drunk person could understand. All you
need for this game is a sixpack, a box, and people to play it with you.
 
     Take one can.  Shake it.  Now I don't mean just shake it, I mean
SHAKE the sucker!  Till it's about to blow up.  Then put it in the box
with the others and mix them around (one person not looking) and then
switch them around again (the other person not looking) Basically, nobody
knows where it is.
 
     Now, one person picks a can, holds it to his/her head at an angle,
and opens it.  If it's not the one, s/he has to drink it.  If it is the
one, s/he gets a wet head and you can start all over or whatever.  Then,
if it wasn't the one, the next player takes one and tries.  etc.
 
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Beer Pot
--------
 
    An incredibly simple game that will knock you out of your chair.
Basic supplies: beer and people (as usual), plus a big pot, or pitcher.
 
     All players sit in a circle.  Each player contributes one beer to
the pot.  One player starts drinking from the pot.  This person can drink
as much or little as s/he chooses.  When done, the pot passes to the next
player who does the same thing.  The person who empties the pot is the
winner.  The person who drink immediately before the winner is the loser.
 
     The loser must then put a beer in the pot for each of the players;
then play starts again.  Or a variation is that the loser puts in two
beers, the winner zero, and everybody else puts in one.
 
    This is also a great game to be played in bars. Buy a big pitcher
of beer. Pass it around. The loser buys the next pitcher.
 
    It is important that the pot/pitcher is big - it makes it harder to
judge the amount of beer remaining.
 
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Beer Race
---------
 
    The rules are quite simple; potentially high buzz factor.
As usual the basic supplies are people and beer.
 
    Each person starts with a full glass/mug/stein/tankard/cup of beer.
Any beer will do, but preferably something quite inexpensive.
 
     All platers start drinking at the same time.  To signal that you
have finished you hold the glass *upside-down* above your head; if anyone
does so then the other players must do the same whether or not they have
finished drinking.
 
     IMPORTANT NOTE: It isn't required that you actually drink the beer
before claiming to have won; the winner is the first person to invert
their glass above their head regardless of whether they actually drank
the contents.
 
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Boat Races
----------
 
    One of those classic endeavors that leaves everyone wet and drunk.
Very high buzz factor. Supplies: people and lots of beer.
 
     Have everybody divide up into two even teams.  Each team lines up
opposite each other, preferably down a long table, or just sitting on the
ground.  Fill each glass full of beer and place in on the table in front
of each player.  The players can not touch their glass before they are
allowed.  The first players on each team start the game by drinking all
of their beer and setting the glass back on the table.  When the glass
touches the table the second person drinks his beer and sets his glass on
the table.  This continues until the last beer is gone.  The first team
to place their last empty glass on the table wins.  Wins what you may
ask?  Nothing.
 
    Alternate version: each player has two glasses of beer. The race
goes down the line and returns. That means the turn-around players have
to drink two beers in a row.
 
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Bouncing Ball
-------------
 
    A very interesting and imaginative game. Mid level buzz factor.
Supplies: people, beer, and an imaginary ball.
 
    Everyone sits around a table. There are only three words
that can be said: WHIZ, BOUNCE, and BOING. Someone starts by saying
one of the words.
 
    WHIZ = the ball passes to next player.
    BOUNCE = the ball skips the next player and goes to the following
         player.
    BOING = ball hits wall and reverses direction.
 
The penalty for errors is drinking.
 
Variation: play with difficult words such as PERFIGLIANO, SCHWARTZ, and
a players name.
 
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Bullshit
--------
 
    Another mentally challenging card game that involves beer.
High level buzz factor. Supplies: beer, people (not more than 6
for a good game), and a deck of cards.
 
    Sit in a circle, deal out the entire deck of cards evenly,
or thereabouts, to each player. The object of the game is to get rid
of all your cards. Starting with aces, the first player lays down
the number of aces s/he has, stating the number of cards. EVEN if the
player doesn't have any of the card, LIE.
 
    If someone thinks that you are lying, they say "Bullshit!"
If that person is right, you drink an amount proportional to the
number of cards in the stack; lots of cards already played = lots of
drinks. However, if you were honest in your play and someone says
"Bullshit!" that person ends up drinking the prescribed amount.
 
    Play starts with aces, then goes on accordingly, through kings,
then repeats back to aces.
 
    Oh, by the way, if have to drink because of either being caught
bullshitting or falsely accusing, in addition to drinking, you must
also pick up all of the cards already played and add them to your hand.
 
    Play continues until someone runs out of cards. If you so choose,
play could continue down to the last two players.
 
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Buzz
----
 
     Simple game, low buzz factor.  None the less entertaining when a
good buzz is already attained.  Required supplies: people, and of course,
beer.
 
    Sit in a circle. The first player says 'one,' the next player
says 'two,' and so on down the line. However, when someone reaches
a number that is divisible by 7, s/he says "buzz."
 
    If the player misses a "buzz" when needed, or when an unnecessary
"buzz" occurs, that player drinks.
 
    The obvious challenge is to see how high of a number can be
attained; but this also means very little drinking. The known current
record is over 1200.
 
    Variation: An honest "buzz" would change the direction of
the circle. Or add '11' into the rotation and say 'Bizz' for divisibles
of 11. In this case, watch out for 77.
 
------------
Century Club
------------
 
    This is another straight forward simple game, the best kind.
You will end up very drunk, very quickly if you play this.
The necessary materials are: people, lots of beer, and a designated
time keeper.
 
     Every minute for 100 minutes, each player takes a shot of beer (1 oz
or 1.5 oz, you choose).  At one oz, this equates to just short of nine
cans of beer in just over 1.5 hours.  That's a lot of beer.
 
     The game starts out slow, but in the later rounds you wonder where
the time went.
 
     It helps to have a timekeeper because otherwise, you tend to miss a
few shots in there.
 
     Remember, not everyone makes it to 100.  But if you do, feel proud.
 
----
Dice
----
 
    Quite similar to, but not as involved as Three Man. Still,
a high buzz factor. Standard supplies: beer, people, liquor, dice.
 
     Roll two dice.  Anything that adds up to six (i.e.  2-4,5-1) or has
a six in it (i.e.  6-1, 6-2, 6-2, 6-3, 6-4, 6-5), you drink a "good" gulp
of beer.  Any time you roll double 2s, 4s, or 5s you drink that many (2,
4, or 5) "good" gulps of beer (You can modify this to just one "gulp" on
doubles).  If you roll double 3s you are penalized twice, for getting
doubles and adding up to six.  Thus four "good" gulps (or 2 if you play
the modified rules).  The killer is double 1s or double 6s.  For this you
do a SHOT of your favorite poison (i.e.  JD, Southern Comfort, tequilla,
etc).  Lastly...you continue rolling until you get something that you
don't drink on (i.e.  1-2, 1-3, 1-4, 1-5, 2-3, 2-5, 3-4, 3-5, 4-5).  If
you roll the dice off the table, you are also rewarded with a gulp of
beer.
 
-------------
Drop the Dime
-------------
 
     To play this game you will need a cigarette, a glass, a napkin, and
a dime.  Unfold the napkin and place it over the mouth of the glass so
that it will stay in place (may need to secure with tape or rubber band).
Then place the dime in the center of the napkin.  The object is to see
how much of the napkin you can burn away, taking turns, with the
cigarette.  The player to cause the dime to drop consumes a full glass of
beer.
 
-----------
Drug Dealer
-----------
    Quite a simple game actually, with a low-mid boot factor.
 
This is a game to play while doing other things at a party. To play the
game you need one playing card for each participant. You always
need one King and one Ace, and a variety of numbered cards some
low, some mid, some high, but just one card per player.
 
The cards are dealt face down, take a quick peek. The person who
gets the King is the cop, the person who gets the ace is the drug
dealer, everyone else are bystanders.
 
It is the drug dealers job to very VERY discreetly wink at another
player, this person while enventually say 'the deal has been made.'
At this time the cop identifies him/herself and tries to figure out
who the dealer is. The cop chooses a player, if wrong the cop drinks
the number shown on the card, and then chooses again, if wrong again,
he drinks the number on that card. When the cop chooses correctly,
the drug dealer drinks the NUMBER OF CARDS remaining NOT the total
of the numbers on the cards.
 
After that, the cards are redealt and the game goes on.
 
This is a great game for when people don't feel like playing a game
because it's the regular socializing that helps disguise any winks
and keep the cop on his/her toes. However, it helps alot if the players
do sit in a circle while playing, and not spread around a room.
 
Obviously if you want to increase the boot factor, play with high
numbered cards.
 
------------
Drunk Driver
------------
 
    The rules for this are easy, there is a dealer and one 'driver.'
The dealer deals 6 cards (more for a greater challenge, less for an
easy road) face down to the driver. The driver turns over a card and
one of the following will happen:
 
    if the card is a non-face card or ace, nothing happens and
    the driver moves onto the next card.
 
    if the card is a face card or ace, the driver is dealt additional
    cards based on which card; Jack = +1 card, Queen = +2 cards,
    King = +3 cards, and Ace = +4 cards. As well, as being dealt more
    cards, the driver also has to have a drink for each additional card.
    (ace turned over --- 4 cards and 4 drinks).
 
The game continues until the driver has successfully made it off the road
(gone through all cards dealt). If the dealer runs out of cards, simply
reshuffle the cards already played.
 
----------
Fuzzy Duck
----------
 
    A good get-to-know-ya kind of game. Simple supplie: people and beer.
Low buzz factor. Not too bad of a game after everybody's had a few.
 
     Begin the game by saying "fuzzy duck" to the person to your left.
That person then says "fuzzy duck" to the person on his/her left.  This
continues until someone decides to change the direction of play by saying
"does he" (duzzy).  "Does he" changes the direction and the phrase that
is said.  Not only does the direction change but the people must say
"ducky fuzz." Now the game is going to the right with "ducky fuzz." The
direction is then changed back by saying "duzzy." The words to say go
back to "fuzzy duck."
    Any screw-ups ===> drink. After awhile when the mistakes are more
frequent, it turns into, "Does he F**ck?" or "F**k he does."
 
    Variation: the same player cannot say the same thing
consequtively within the same round. ie: if player 1 starts with
"Fuzzy Duck," and play comes back around to him, he must say "Does He"
before being able to say "Fuzzy Duck" again.
 
--------------
Guess the Note
--------------
 
    As many people as are interested can play, the more the merrier.
A game for the more musically inclined. Low buzz factor. Supplies:
people, bottled beer, and some musical instruments (piano is best).
 
     One player takes a seat at the instrument.  The other players drink
unspecified amounts of beer from the bottles.  The first player blows a
note on his bottle, as if playing a flute.  The person at the instrument
has 3 tries to repeat the note with the instrument.  If repeated
correctly, the first player drinks.  If the person never matches the
note, he drinks three and passes his turn.
 
---------
"Hi, Bob"
---------
 
    Similar to "TV Characters," another old style drinking game
steeped in tradition. Mid-High buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer,
and episodes of the original "Bob Newhart Show," or even "Newhart,"
if desperate.
 
     Simple rules: whenever anybody on the show says "Hi, Bob!",
everybody calls out "HI BOB!" and takes a very generous drink of their
beer.  People on the show say "Hi, Bob" so often, that even the guys who
can hold their alcohol the best will get at least a good buzz.
 
----------
High - Low
----------
 
    This is another very easy game with a pretty decent buzz factor.
Materials needed: people, beer, cards.
 
    Player one is dealt a card. S/he then guesses whether the next
card will be higher or lower than the next card. If wrong, s/he
drinks once (because one card was showing). If correct, s/he
guesses again. After taking at least three cards, the player
may choose to continue or pass, BUT ONLY after having taken
at least three cards. If the player pass, the next player starts
where the previous left off.
 
    When a player guesses incorrectly, s/he drinks for each
card showing. SO, the strategy is to build up a lot of cards and
then pass it to the next player.
 
    Before play starts, determine by vote if equal cards
are a loss or correct guess.
 
------------
Indian Poker
------------
 
    A pretty silly looking game, but that's what makes it fun.
Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards. Mid-high buzz factor.
 
     Each player is dealt one card that they can not look at.  They must
place the card on their foreheads so that everyone else can see the
cards.  That means you can see everyone card but your own.
 
     Dealer begins by betting that he has the highest card by saying how
many drinks he wishes to bet.  Players who don't think they can win fold
and take as many drinks from their beer that the current bet is at.  The
player who ends up losing with the lowest card with the lowest card must
drink the total of the bets.
 
-------------
The Name Game
-------------
 
    Another good "get to know ya'" kind of game. Mid buzz factor.
Only the standard supplies are needed: people and beer.
 
    Everybody sits in a circle, (isn't this how most games start?)
and someone starts by saying the name of someone famous, or pretty
close to being famous as far as those people are concerned.
 
    The next person says a name that starts with the first letter
of the last name of the previous name. Sound confusing? Not really.
 
    Mel Brooks
        |
        Bart Simpson
          |
          Sam Donaldson
              |
              Dick Vitale
                |
                Vincent Price
                     |
                     Pat Robertson
                         |
                         Rick Mears
                           |
                           Michelle Pfeiffer
 
    If a player can't think of a name IMMEDIATELY, they must consume
for the DURATION until they can think of an appropriate name.
 
    Play never stops, it is always moving. Now, if someone says
a name that begins with the same letter on first and last names
(ie: Doanld Duck, Mickey Mouse) or is a singel name (ie: Madonna, Cher)
then the direction of the circle reserves.
 
For example:
 
    Michelle Pfeiffer
          |
          Patty Duke
                |
                Donald Duck
                    | (direction change)
                    Davy Jones
                      |
                      Jesus (direction change)
                      |
                      Jim Morrison
                          |
                          Mike Tyson
 
and so on.
 
(also referred to as "Think While You Drink")
 
-------
Peuchre
-------
 
    A drinking game adapted to the card game Euchre. If you
don't know how to play Euchre, don't ask. It has to be seen to be
understood, and not many people get it after that. So, this
game is for those who know how to play the game.
 
    Lose a point: one drink per point.
    Get Euchred : five drinks, plus drinks for points.
    Take all during loner: losers drink 10, plus points.
    Partner over-trumps when not necessary: partner has two.
    Caught Reneging: Kill entire beer.
    Victorious: Have a few to celebrate.
 
Add to and adjust as needed.
 
--------
Quarters
--------
 
    A mindless game that actually requires a certain amount of
coordination. Supplies: people and beer (as usual), a quarter
(hence the name), and a shallow juice-type glass.
 
    All players sit around a table, or similarily hard surface, and, in
turn, try to bounce the quarter off the table into the juice glass.
If successful, the player tells any other player to have a drink, as well
as receiving another turn. If the player fails, play passes to the
next in the circle.
 
    If the player is fortunate enough to make three bounces in a row,
this player may make a rule. Anything goes. Some favorites are:
 
    "Can't say drink, drank, or drunk."
    "Can't point with your fingers."
    "No proper names."
    "Have a drink before each attempted bounce."
    etc. (be creative)
 
If any rule is broken during the course of play, the violator
subsequently "consumes some beverage."
 
    Early days variations:
 
    The glass that you bounce into also contains the beer to drink.
The trick is to then drink the beer without swallowing the quarter.
 
    If the player bounces and hits the rim of the glass, without
the quarter going in, s/he receives another free attempt.
 
    If the player misses, and feels confident enough, s/he may
"chance" for another attempt. If the player makes the chance attempt,
things proceed as if it were a normal turn.  However, if the chance
attempt fails, that player must drink the beer.
 
    Following a failed "chance" attempt, the player may wish to
attempt a "kill." if the attempt is succesful, play continues as normal,
but if the attempt fails, the player must drink a full glass/can/bottle
of beer non-stop.
 
------
Queens
------
 
    Another decent card game with a mid-level buzz factor.
Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards.
 
    Shuffle the deck of cards. Spread them out so that any card
can be chosen. Someone, doesn't matter who, goes first by choosing a
card. The following tells what action is going to be taken:
 
    Ace - Pick any player to drink
    King - All players drink
    Queen - Ladies drink
    Jack - Men drink
    10 - 2nd person on right of chooser drinks
    9 - 2nd person on left of chooser drinks
    8 - All players drink
    7 - Person to right of chooser drinks
    6 - Person to left of chooser drinks
    5 - change direction (ie from clockwise to counter-clockwise)
    4 to 1 - the person picking the card drinks that many drinks.
 
Play continues to the left, unless a five, the change of direction
card was drawn.
 
-------
I Never
-------
 
    This is a great game for a group of close friends or people
who really like to share hints of their dark pasts. Only supplies
are people with enquiring minds, and beer. You probably won't
get drunk playing this, but it's a great ice-breaker for a party.
 
    Everyone sits around around a table, or on the floor if you
so desire. One person goes first by making a TRUE statement that
begins with "I never...." For example, "I've never been to Disneyland."
Then, if any other player HAS DONE what the person said, they simply
drink.
 
    As the game progresses, the statements tend to get more personal
and explicit. But the game only works when people are honest. However,
if somebody drinks on an "I never..," no explanation is necessary.
For example, if someone says, "I've never had sex with an inflatable
doll," and someone ends up drinking to it, no explanation is needed, just
a drink of affirmation.
 
-----
Kings
-----
 
    A simple game, could be quite interesting. A game that could very
easily be played in a bar, making the lives of others more interesting.
Played with liquor not beer. Supplies: people, a variety of liquor,
and a deck of cards.
 
    Shuffle the cards. Start dealing one card at a time, face up,
to each player. The first person to be dealt a king picks a liquor, the
second dealt a king picks the mixer, the third makes the drink (or buys
it), and the last dealt a king drinks it.
 
    This can turn out to be quite a laugh; it relies purely on chance,
and if you pick a really disgusting liquor or liquor/mixer combination, it
could happen that you'll be the one required to drink the concoction.
 
-------------------
Master of the Thumb
-------------------
 
    This game is played in conjunction with any other game during the
course of the evening. It is very simple and easily adapted.
 
     The game starts by picking the person who will be the first Master
Of The Thumb.  While sitting around the table having a good time, the
Master Of The Thumb can, at any time s/he chooses, non-chalantly place
her thumb on the edge of the table.  After she has started this, anyone
who notices must follow example.  The last person to place his/her thumb
on the table loses and has to drink, but they do become the new Master Of
The Thumb.  If anyone places their thumb on the table without the real
Master Of The Thumb starting it, they have to drink.
 
-------
Mexican
-------
 
         Takes a bit to catch onto, but once understood, quite a
competitive game. Requires people, beer and dice. Mid buzz factor.
 
    Someone arbitrarily goes first by rolling the dice. The score for
the dice is as follows:
 
        2 & 1 = Mexican, the highest possible roll.
      (if you throw one of these, the eventual loser has to drink
      double the standard drinking quantity being used for the game.)
      (each subsequent mexican in that round will double the required
      drink for loser). More easily understood later.
        3 & 1 =   scumbag
      the thrower immediately has to consume one drink.  This
           throw does not count as one of the thrower's goes.
         Any double = 100 times the double i.e., double 1 scores 100,
      double 2 scores 200 etc.
     Any other throw = The highest number multiplied by 10 + the smallest
      number i.e., 5 & 4 scores 54, 6 & 1 scores 61 etc.
 
     The starter has the choice of one, two of three rolls to obtain the
best score they can.  The starter's score is the score of their last
throw i.e., if you throw a 61 then 63 with your first two throws and
elect to take a third throw, you must count the third throw even if it's
lower.  Every other player in the game has the choice of throwing up to
as many times as the starter i.e., if the starter takes one throw, all
other players have only one throw.
 
     Holding a dice - if a player has more than one throw available, they
may hold a 1 or a 2 (if thrown) for subsequent throws i.e., if you have 2
or 3 throws and you throw a 4:1 on your first go, you may, if you wish,
only pick up the 4 and throw it as your next go.  This tactic will
increase your chance of a mexican, while also increasing your chance of a
low score or scumbag.  If you throw a scumbag you may not hold the 1.
 
     The loser is the person who throws the lowest score.  In the event
of a tie, all players with the lowest score must roll one dice and the
lowest number loses.
 
     Play as many rounds as desired.
 
---------
Questions
---------
 
    This is a favorite drinking game, although it's often difficult to
find people willing to play it. Mid level buzz factor. Basic supplies
only: people and beer.
 
     It starts with a room full of people, the more the merrier.  The
object is to ask a question when it is your turn, but this is much more
difficult than it seems.  The rules are:
 
1. Obviously, the infraction of any rule is punishable by a drink.
 
2. You can only ask one person one question at a time.
   a. The person who asks the question must address the person queried
      by name; no pointing.  (newcomers to a crowd are allowed some
      leeway until they learn names.)
   b. The questions must be answerable by <> or <>.  (This
      rule is optional, but be certain beforehand if it will be
      observed.)
 
3. The person asked the question must immediately ask another person
   a. Any hesitation, answering the question, laughing, or doing
      anything else besides asking somebody else a question is
      punishable by a drink.
   b. Asking a question back at the person who asked is punishable by a
      drink.
   c. Any question can be asked only once.  Simply rephrasing somebody
      else's question is a cheat.  A person who repeats a question must
      take a drink.
 
Other notes:
 
    If the crowd cracks up (after, for example, a spectacularly personal
question), a <> is called.
 
     The best way to play is to keep a question or two rolling around in
your head, to be spewed out after you are asked a question.  Good
questions are the innocent sounding ones: <>
<> <>
 
     The other best way to play is to get personal (the game usually
descends to this level fairly quickly): <> <> <> <>
 
     You can see the game demonstrated (after a fashion) in the tennis
court scene in _Rosencrantz_and_Guilderstern_Are_Dead_.
 
-------------
Red and Black
-------------
 
    Simply a simple game with a pretty high buzz factor.
Simple supplies: people, beer, deck o' cards.
 
    One player goes first. Using mental telepathy, s/he
tries to predict the color of the card about to be turned over.
If correct, s/he continues; if incorrect - drink.
 
    If correct three times in a row, the player can make a rule
concerning procedure for the game. Intersting rules are:
 
    "Can't say red"
    "Can't say black"
    "Tap head before drinking"
    etc.
 
    As always, be creative.
 
    Of course, if some is caught "violating" a rule, s/he drinks.
But be sure not to break the rules while enforcing them.
 
-------
Shotgun
-------
 
     This is not really a drinking game, but more or less a contest
to see who could drink a can of beer the fastest. Very high buzz factor.
Supplies: beer, and something to puncture the can with.
 
    Punch a hole near the bottom of the can, on the side.  BE CAREFUL:
that can is now dangerous with sharp edges possibly exposed.  Put your
mouth over the hole, lift your head upo with the can while opening the
can.  Drink fast.  The first person to finish is the "winner."
 
-------------------
Sink the Battleship
-------------------
 
    A game of skill, a game of challenge, a game of intrigue? Low-Mid
buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, pitcher, and glasses.
 
    Each player will need a glass of beer. Float an extra glass in
the pitcher of beer (adding some beer to the glass may be needed for
stability). Each player takes turns pouring beer into the floating glass.
After a five second wait, the next player then pours into glass. Whoever
causes the glass to sink must retrieve it and drink its contents.
The object is to leave the glass just short of sinking and leave the
care upto the next player.
 
------------------------------
Star Trek: The Next Generation
  The Canonical Drinking Game
------------------------------
 
Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG
              This list
              People (the more the merrier)
              Beverages of your choice
 
Instructions: Simple.  Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met,
              take the appropriate number of drinks.  The definition of
              "drink" should be decided before game play starts.  Usually,
              a good mouthful will suffice.  Optional rules are included
              at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard"
              game.
 
Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts
                 to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore.
                 Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will
                 _not_ want to use them all (especially with a new episode,
                 since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather
                 than watching).  Please send any corrections, suggestions,
                 requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed
                 above.
 
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Category: Condition                                      : Number of Drinks
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
General :  "Open hailing frequencies"                    :          1
Quotes  :  "Medical emergency"                           :          1
        :  "Belay that order"                            :          1
        :  "Energize"                                    :          1
        :  "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing.            :          1
        :      SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
        :  "It's not like anything I've ever seen before":          1
        :  "Impossible"                                  :          1
        :  "Impossible" while watching the "impossible"  :          2
        :  "Shut up, Wesley"                             :          3
        :  "On screen"                                   :          1
        :  "Understood"                                  :          1
        :  "Set phasers on..."                           :          1
        :  "Acknowledged"                                :          1
        :  "Priority One"                                :          1
        :  "Just a little more time...!"                 :          1
        :  "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" :          2
        :  "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference  :
        :      without actually giving it a name         :          2
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General :  A female crewmember has flawless makeup after :
Actions :      she's been put through the ringer         :          1
        :  A crewmember straightens his/her uniform      :          1 ea.
        :      SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules. :
        :  A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward)   :          1 ea.
        :      SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.:
        :  A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes    :          1 ea.
        :      SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special    :
        :                clothing rules.                 :
        :  A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform     :          1 ea.
        :  "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line :          1
        :  Someone is referred to by their first name    :          1
        :  First names while sexual tension present      :          2
        :  The sarcophagus is used in sickbay            :          2
        :  Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more :
        :      than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc:          2
        :  The same matte painting of an alien planet is :
        :      used after each commercial break          :          1
        :  The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle:          2
        :  Transporter Room 3 is used                    :          1
        :  A shuttlecraft appears unsafe                 :          1
        :  Someone reads a book                          :          1
        :  Mention of dilithium crystals                 :          1
        :  Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock:
        :      Holmes, etc.)                             :          1 ea.
        :  Someone receives a shot                       :          1
        :  Someone receives a shot from a non-medical    :
        :      officer                                   :          2
        :  A new alien has latex on its forehead         :          1
        :  A new alien also has differently shaped hands :          1
        :  A new alien doesn't have latex on its forehead:          2
        :  Someone preaches the Prime Directive          :          1
        :  Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D.   :          2
        :  Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique     :
        :      Potential"                                :          1
        :  An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up           :          1
        :  A member of the bridge crew takes over a      :
        :      by pushing someone out of the way         :          2
        :  Someone wakes up from a nightmare             :          1
        :  The bridge crew contemplates mutiny           :          3
        :  The holodeck appears in its "natural" state   :          2
        :  Holodeck characters become aware of their own :
        :      ephemerality                              :          2
        :  Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening:
        :      Place                                     :          1
        :  They fade to commercial playing the "ominous  :
        :      horns"                                    :          1
        :  They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like:
        :      close up on someone's face                :          1
        :  The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another :
        :      force (Q, Tin Man, etc.)                  :          2
        :  Klingon is spoken                             :          1
        :  English is spoken by Klingons when they are   :
        :      alone and have no reason to speak English :          2
        :  Picard or Riker order a course change by      :
        :      exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than:
        :      something like "Set course for Starbase 8":          3
        :  The computer makes that "I'm listening" chirp :          1
        :  An "expendable" is killed                     :          1 ea.
        :  A new alien ship is revealed                  :          1
        :  Something escapes the sensors                 :          1
        :  Something escapes the sensors and they use the:
        :      word "interference" as an excuse          :          2
        :  Communications malfunction/go out             :          1
        :  Transporter goes down                         :          1
        :  A token alien is shown in the background      :
        :      and has no lines                          :          1
        :  The token alien is a Vulcan                   :          2
        :  Yellow Alert                                  :          1
        :  Red Alert                                     :          2
        :  Intruder Alert                                :          3
        :  The Enterprise docks at a starbase            :          3
        :  Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer  :
        :      is shown                                  :          1
        :  A desk hologram is seen                       :          2
        :  There is a countdown                          :          1
        :  Someone stops the countdown                   :          2
        :  Bridge command is handed over                 :          1
        :  The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than  :
        :      using force                               :          1
        :  The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be :
        :      fired)                                    :          2
        :  Someone uses the episode's title in a sentence:          2
        :  The saucer section separates                  :  Whole Beverage
        :  They contact someone via communicator or      :
        :      intercom without activating it            :          1
        :  Communicators don't work                      :          1
        :  Communicators are out of range                :          2
        :  The battle bridge is used                     :          1
        :  The battle bridge is used with the saucer     :
        :      section still attached                    :          2
        :  TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS          :          2
        :  Dialogue in the turbolift                     :          1
        :  A poker game is shown                         :          1
        :  A log entry is made                           :          1
        :  A log entry is made - not by Picard           :          2
        :  A stardate is mentioned - not in a log entry  :          1
        :  An Old Earth Date is mentioned                :          2
        :  Someone requests that an image on the main    :
        :      viewer be magnified                       :          1
        :  Someone requests magnification when it's      :
        :      painfully obvious that it's necessary     :          2
        :  Readings go off the scale                     :          1
        :  The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster   :          1
        :  Someone removes their communicator            :          1
        :  Someone places their communicator on something:
        :      so it can be beamed away or destroyed     :          2
        :  Someone gives their communicator to a non-    :
        :      crewmember so they can communicate with   :
        :      the Enterprise                            :          3
        :  The transporter room can't lock on to someone :          1
        :  The transporter room pulls someone through    :
        :      after their ship explodes                 :          2
        :  Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as  :
        :      "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs"   :          1
        :  Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio :          1
        :  A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too     :
        :      pleased with him/herself                  :          1
        :  A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other:
        :      than Picard                               :          2
        :  A sound effect from TOS is heard              :          1
        :  The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG  :
        :      the ship is                               :          1
        :  Someone changes their pronunciation of a word :
        :      within the same scene                     :          1
        :  Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props :          1
        :  Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) :          1
        :  A bad fight scene occurs                      :          1
        :  The Enterprise is taken over                  :          1
        :  The weapons are rendered useless              :          1
        :  Phasers are used for a different function than:
        :      intended (e.g. overload, power            :
        :      a transporter, etc.)                      :          1
        :  Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. :          1
        :  Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc.   :
        :      that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet:          1
        :  A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS:          3
        :  Security alert or request                     :          1
        :  Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight     :          2
        :  A succession of five face closeups with no    :
        :      dialogue                                  :          1
        :  A shuttlecraft is launched                    :          2
        :  A probe is launched                           :          1
        :  Someone mentions Jack Crusher                 :          2
        :  Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies)   :          2
        :  The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles         :          2
        :  The warp engine light goes really fast        :          2
        :  The auto-destruct sequence is activated       :          3
        :  A principle character is put on trial         :          1
        :  The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud  :          1
        :  A star returns from the dead                  :  Whole Beverage
        :  Ancient alien technology screws things up     :          1
        :  Someone is transported to somewhere other than:
        :      a transporter room or sickbay from        :
        :      somewhere other than a transporter room   :          2
        :  The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy   :
        :      form                                      :          1
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Picard  :  "Make it so"                                  :          1
Quotes  :  "Engage"                                      :          1
        :  "Come"                                        :          1
        :  "Come" (in personal quarters)                 :          2
        :  "Captain's Log"                               :          1
        :  "Captain's Log, Supplemental"                 :          2
        :  "Proceed"                                     :          1
        :  "Number One"                                  :          1
        :  "The boy" in reference to Wesley              :          1
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Picard  :  Straightens his uniform                       :          2
Actions :  Straightens his uniform before giving a speech:          3
        :  Drinks                                        :          2
        :  Drinks tea                                    :          3
        :  Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey            :          4
        :  Wears chest-revealing bedwear                 :          2
        :  Has an accident or is attacked                :          2
        :  Accident or attack draws blood                :          3
        :  Is possessed                                  :          4
        :  Requests a Level One Diagnostic               :          1
        :  Makes a speech that saves the day             :          1
        :  Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi                   :          1
        :  Surrenders                                    :          1
        :  Leaves the ship                               :          1
        :  Leaves the ship to lead an away team          :          2
        :  Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language  :          1
        :  Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language  :          2
        :  Appears uncomfortable (around women, children):          1
        :  Quotes Shakespeare, etc.                      :          2
        :  Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with:
        :      Dr. Crusher or Guinan                     :          1
        :  Talks about death to Dr. Crusher              :          1
        :  Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready:
        :      room                                      :          1
        :  Is called upon to mediate a dispute           :          2
        :  Takes the helm in a tricky situation          :          3
        :  Is seen on the bridge out of uniform          :          2
        :  Calls a meeting                               :          1
        :  Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis     :          2
        :  Cries                                         :  Whole Beverage
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Worf    :  "Impressive"                                  :          1
Quotes  :  "Admirable"                                   :          1
        :  "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies)           :          1
        :  "I am a Klingon"                              :          1
        :  "Klingons do NOT..."                          :          1
        :  "Security Override!"                          :          2
        :  "Human women are too fragile"                 :          2
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Worf    :  Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
Actions :      weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon          :          2
        :  Gets beat up                                  :          1
        :  Actually wins a fight                         :          2
        :  Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone    :          1
        :  Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom:          1
        :  Says something with a tilt of his head/nod    :          1
        :  Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly        :          2
        :  Fusses about his discommendation              :          2
        :  Makes a reference to his sexual prowess       :          2
        :  Mentions or participates in some bizarre      :
        :      Klingon ritual                            :          2
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Data    :  "Fascinating"                                 :          1
Quotes  :  "Accessing"                                   :          1
        :  "Inquiry"                                     :          1
        :  "Intriguing"                                  :          1
        :  "I am an android"                             :          1
        :  "I cannot feel emotions", etc                 :          1
        :  "Increase speed"                              :          1
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Data    :  Uses his strength                             :          1
Actions :  Uses his strength and shows up Worf           :          2
        :  Uses his superior android speed               :          1
        :  Innards are revealed                          :          1
        :  Innards are revealed other than his head      :          2
        :  Is cut off mid-sentence                       :          1
        :  Is cut off during a list of synonyms          :          2
        :  Stops himself during an inappropriate speech  :          2
        :  Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained   :          2
        :  Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did  :
        :      not understand                            :          1
        :  Is able to interpret/use alien technology in  :
        :      no time                                   :          1
        :  Uses a new colloquialism                      :          1
        :  Uses a contraction                            :  Whole Beverage
        :  Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data):          2
        :  Corrects somebody's grammar                   :          1
        :  Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect:          1
        :  Gives an "approximation" out to several       :
        :      decimal places                            :          1
        :  Does that little head twitch                  :          1
        :  Gets kissed, etc.                             :          3
        :  Is told that he's more human than he thinks   :          2
        :  Is "used" to save the ship, beam down, or hang:
        :      around infected people because the        :
        :      situation is too dangerous for humans     :          3
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Riker   :  "Hell"                                        :          2
Quotes  :  "What the hell is going on?"                  :  Whole Beverage
        :  "You are personally responsible for the       :
        :      Captain's safety" to Worf                 :          2
        :  "With pleasure, sir"                          :          1
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Riker   :  Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an   :
Actions :      imaginary door down with his forehead     :          1
        :  Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language  :          1
        :  Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language  :          2
        :  Thrusts his chin out with a smug look         :          1
        :  Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart    :1 per ' beyond 2'
        :  Pronounces a word in a way that does not match:
        :      his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD)      :          2
        :  Acts blatantly like Kirk                      :          1
        :  Gets that annoying smirk on his face          :          1
        :  Gets the girl                                 :          1
        :  Gets the girl for no apparent reason          :          2
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LaForge :  "...lost a lotta good people down there..."   :          1
Quotes  :  "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible"       :          2
        :  "I'm workin' on it!"                          :          1
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LaForge :  VISOR is taken or knocked off                 :          1
Actions :  Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams :          1
        :  Wishes he had human vision                    :          1
        :  Is used as a "human tricorder"                :          1
        :  Sees with his own eyes (VISORless)            :  Whole Beverage
        :  Interacts with a woman (real or not) in the   :
        :      holodeck                                  :          2
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Beverly :  "This won't hurt a bit"                       :          1
Quotes  :  "This shouldn't be happening"                 :          1
        :  "Nothing yet, but we're working on it"        :          1
        :  "He's dead "                           :          1
        :  "He's gone..."                                :          2
        :  "This man is dying!"                          :          3
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Beverly :  Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem :          1
Actions :  Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem :          2
        :  Is seen in a sweater                          :          2
        :  Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to:
        :      be beamed directly to sickbay             :          1
        :  Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason  :          1
        :  Appears without her lab coat                  :          1
        :  Appears without her lab coat in sickbay       :          2
        :  Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century       :
        :      medical terms                             :          1
        :  Performs major surgery                        :          2
        :  Diagnoses something really obvious            :          1
        :  Shows maternal instinct                       :          2
        :  Loses a patient                               :          2
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Deanna  :  "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote:
Quotes  :      reminiscent of ELIZA                      :          1
        :  "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) :          1
        :  "Mother!  Please...!"                         :          1
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Deanna  :  Senses something really shocking              :          1
Actions :  Gives us Betazoid insight into something      :
        :      really obvious                            :          2
        :  Senses (and lists) more than one emotion      :          1
        :  Cries                                         :          2
        :  Is hit on                                     :          1
        :  Rolls her eyes                                :          1
        :  Can't shut out all the feelings               :          1
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O'Brien :  Has a line in a first or second season episode:          1
Actions :  Disables a weapon during transport            :          1
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Wesley  :  "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.)              :          1
Quotes  :  "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc.                     :          1
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Wesley  :  Talks back to his mom                         :          1
Actions :  Saves the day                                 :          1
        :  Saves the day and nobody understands his      :
        :      pseudoscientific babbling                 :          2
        :  Saves the day and nobody thanks him           :          2
        :  Appears to be hitting on someone              :          1
        :  Gets that annoying "impish" grin              :          1
        :  Creates some spiffy new science project       :          1
        :  Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude       :          1
        :  Swallows really hard                          :          1
        :  Has his life threatened                       :          2
        :  Has his life threatened and he dies           : Party like it's
        :                                                :       1999!
        :  Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) :          3
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Lwuxana :  "Little One" in reference to Deanna           :          1
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Lwuxana :  Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to)          :          1
Actions :  Is referred to in an episode in which she does:
        :      not appear                                :          1
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Yar     :  Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon      :
Actions :      meeting another ship, etc.                :          1
        :  Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance        :          1
        :  Decks someone                                 :          1
        :  Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. :          2
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Pulaski :  Mispronounces Data's name                     :          1
        :  Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable:
        :      to do something because he's an android   :          1
        :  Cuts Picard off                               :          1
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Guinan  :  Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk       :          1
        :  Talks about "her people"                      :          1
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"Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify"
are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word _in
unison_ with the dialogue.  Two drinks if you say the wrong word.
 
Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes
a drink.
 
If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats
and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could
be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)
 
At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry.
Take a drink if you're wrong.  If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.
 
When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt
with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink.  Doesn't count if you say it
after it's said on the screen.
 
Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV.  Take a drink if
you don't hit Wesley.
 
Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle.  Everyone who
is wrong has to take a drink.
 
Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.
 
Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or
teardrop).  Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.
 
Whenever Data embarasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.
 
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Sixes
-----
 
Simple game, high boot factor.
 
Line up six cups, size unimportant.
Get a pitcher(s) of beer.
And a single die.
 
Everyone sits around and someone starts by rolling the dice.
(clockwise or counter, direction matters not)
 
The number you roll corresponds to the number of the cup in the line.
If it's empty fill it as much as you want,
if it contains beer, drink it all, and roll again.
 
If you clear the table chances are the party will become more enjoyable
( at least to you ).
 
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Smile
-----
 
    Highly adult game. Low buzz factor, nonetheless quite
enjoyable to play.
 
    Approx 6-8 guys or girls (all one sex or mixed, for that matter)
sit around a table with a table cloth that hangs to the floor.  The
participants drop their pants/skirts/shorts to their ankles and a willing
person goes under the table to do whatever s/he wishes.
 
    The first "player" to smile has to drink.
 
Originally a bachelor party game with hired prostitute.
 
----
Snap
----
 
    A game of speed, challenge, and intellect? (or was that
Thumper?) Anyways, a good game with a Very High buzz factor. Supplies:
people, beer, and cards.
    Best played with a large number of people (for obvious reasons).
One person is designated as the dealer. (This person should be changed
every round because the dealer is at a distinct disadvantage. Some
people play that the dealer does not play on his/her turn.) The dealer
begins by placing cards, face up, in a stack, and calls out the number
on each turn. When two cards of the same number come up in a row,
the first person to bring his/her hand down onto the top of the
pile gets the top card, and is then allowed to "give out" the
number of the card in drinks to whomever he/she wishes. Rounds
end when the dealer runs out of cards.
    Some people try to add some more fun to the game by requiring
that all players have the 'snap hand' behind their backs. Others
call snap on two face cards of same suit in a row, or cards in either
assending or decending order.
 
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Speed Quarters
--------------
 
    This one is said to be more fun than the original game.  This one
doesn't allow for those certain people to concentrate for half-an-hour
while everyone else gets bored.  The cardinal rule in this game is - you
snooze, you loose!  Supplies: people, beer, a shallow glass, and two
quarters.
 
    Situate everyone in a circle.  Give the two quarters to two people
opposite each other in the circle (or as opposite as possible).  Then,
say "GO!" and the two people try to bounce their quarters into the same
glass.  They get as many tries as it takes and can take as long as they
want...BUT when one does make it in, that person passes his/her quarter
to the person on their left.  Then this person must bounce the quarter
in.  This goes on until a person gets passed a quarter when s/he already
has a quarter.  This person then must drink some beer, you choose the
amount.
 
    Sometimes, depending on the number of people playing, it's better
to play with two glasses. Then both the quarter and glass get passed
after a successful attempt.
 
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Three Man
---------
 
    A most excellent good time dice game. Supplies needed are the
standars people and beer, plus dice. Check the variation below for
additional optional supplies.
 
    Everyone sits in a circle. The first order of business is to
determine the Three Man. This is done by each player rolling a die
in turn. The first to roll a three becomes the Three Man (see below
for variation with the Beer Helmut.)
 
    The player to the left of the Three Man goes first, and play
continues in a clockwise direction. The player then rolls both dice
and acts according to the following combinations:
 
    1:1  Doubles - see below
    1:2  Three man drinks (sum to 3)
    1:3  Three man drinks (three on die)
    1:4  Thumb to table or floor (playing surface)
    1:5  Index finger to side of nose.
    1:6  Player to left of roller drinks (7 left/11 right)
    2:2  Doubles - see below
    2:3  Three man drinks (three on die)
    2:4  Pass turn
    2:5  Player to left of roller drinks (7 left/11 right)
    2:6  Pass turn
    3:3  Doubles - see below; three drinks twice
    3:4  Three man drinks; player to left of roller drinks
    3:5  Three man drinks
    3:6  Three man drinks; Social
    4:4  Doubles - see below
    4:5  Social
    4:6  Pass turn
    5:5  Doubles - see below
    5:6  Player to right of roller drinks (7 left/11 right)
    6:6  Doubles - see below
 
However, if on the Three Man's turn, s/he rolls a three or combination
thereof, s/he is no longer the Three Man and then can designate
any other player as the new Three Man. (This also includes if the
Three Man rolls during a doubles give; see below)
 
Social: Everybody drinks
 
Doubles: The roller has the option of giving both dice to one player
or one dice to two players. Whatever the case, the dice are rolled
and the number on the dice is what that person(s) have to drink.
(ie. roller gives the dice to Y and Z. Y rolls a 3 and Z rolls a five,
Y drinks 3, Z drinks 5. Or Y gets both both dice and rolls a 3:5, Y then
drinks 8.) However, if the given dice roll to doubles, the original
roller has to drink that amount. But the original roller also
keeps the turn.
 
To condense everything:
 
    Total of 7 - player to right of roller drinks
    Total of 11-           left
    Total of 9 - Social
    Any 3 or sum to 3 - Three man drinks
    1 and 4 - thumb on floor
    1 and 5 - finger on nose
    Doubles - give 'em away
 
Variation with the Beer Helmut:
 
    To make the visual effect of the game more interesting, the
Three Man should have to were some some of strange hat, the Beer Helmut.
The Helmut could be almost anything that can be worn on the head,
orange hunters' hat, lampshade, undergarments, etc. But tradition
holds that the Helmut be made from a discarded case of beer, cut
so the the handle serves as eyepieces and a nose bridge. Other
ornamentation may be freely added, such as a plume from other
cardboard or feathers. It should look like something worn into battle.
Thus the name, Beer Helmut.
    When the Three Man no longer is the Three Man due to skillful
rolling, part of the ceremony is the passing of the Helmut onto
the new Three Man.
 
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Thumper
-------
 
    Simple game for highly energetic people. Low buzz factor.
Required supplies: people and beer.
 
    The first thing to do is for each person to choose a hand
gesture that they would like to have represent him/her during the game.
Can be simple, polite, or sexually enticing, but it must be SHORT.
 
    Everyone sits in a circle, everyone starts the game by
"drumming" their hands on the table or floor or whatever the playing
surface may be. During the drumming, someone says "WHAT"S THE NAME
OF THE GAME?" everyone responds with "THUMPER!!!" then the leader
says "AND WHY DO WE PLAY THE GAME?" responded with "TO GET FUCKED UP!!"
 
    At this point the leader performs his/her own hand gesture,
immediately followed by the gesture of any other player. This player
then performs his/her own gesture followed by another players, etc..
and so on. When a cue is missed or when someone responds too slowly,
the "violator" must drink. This person then is the leader for the
next round.
 
    Also be creative with what is said during the drumming, it's
not limited to the above two questions. You could also call a slo-motion
or high speed switch at anytime.
 
    The game takes a lot of emotional involvement, good when played
when eveyones hyper because there's no where to go, or nothing better
to do.
 
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TV Characters
-------------
 
    Originally named the "Love Boat Drinking Game." Very fun, with
a high buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a tv show with enough
different characters for each player.
 
    Before the show starts, each player chooses what character s/he
will play. For example, if watching the "Love Boat," someone will play
the Captain Stuebing, one will play Gopher, another the Doctor, another
Isaac, and even someone will be the Pacific Princess.
 
    During the show, when ever the character appears _on screen_,
the player must drink for the duration of the appearance. If the
character is simply referred to without being present, one drink
must be taken.
 
    Many shows are very well designed for this game. For example,
"Cheers" has many characters on screen for long durations. This means
that a lot of beer is necessary.
 
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Spinners
--------
 
    A physically and mentally "challenging" game. Low buzz factor.
Supplies: people, beer, and a quarter.
 
    A group of people sit around a flat table with one quarter.  One
person takes the quarter and stands it on edge on the table, holding it
with the end of his/her finger.  with his other hand, (or with the same
hand holding the quarter), he hits the quarter, causing it to spin (like
a top) across the table.
 
    Immediately after "spinning" the quarter, he/she calls the name of
someone else sitting at the table.  This person must then do one of two
things:
 
    1) stop the quarter from spinning by capturing it (still on edge)
      with the tip of his/her index finger.            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
    2) hit the quarter using his/her finger so that it continues to spin
       on edge; after which they call someone elses name.
 
    If the person who "spins" the quarter causes the quarter to spin off
the table when they hit it, he/she must take a drink.
 
    If the quarter stops spinning and lands flat before the "receiver"
manages to catch or spin the quarter, he/she must drink, and the original
"spinner" gets to spin the quarter again.
 
    Rules can also be added regarding such things as if the quarter
stops, who drinks when it is heads, or when tails.
 
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Suck and Blow
-------------
 
    A classic game for the purpose of meeting people, not for
getting drunk. Supplies needed: people of both sexes (depending on
sexual preference) and something along the lines of a good sized
index card or sheet of paper.
 
    Everyone sits in a circle, generally male - female. Someone
chooses to start, and places the card against his/her lips, then
using nothing but air pressure passes it to the person sitting
next to him. This person takes the card by sucking on it and attempts
to pass it to the next person, of course, never touching the card
with hands.
 
    If the card is dropped during the exchange, those involved
take a drink. Then the game resumes.
 
    There is another version where after the card is dropped, it is
torn in half, and then the game continues. Eventually, there becomes
more lips involved in the exchange than actual card.
 
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Super Quarters
--------------
 
    An extension of Quarters, and Speed Quarters. This game has
also been referred to as Chandeliers. Supplies: people, beer, many
cups, and a quarter. High buzz factor.
 
    Take one cup, "the big chug," fill it with beer, and place in center
of table. Put a small amount of beer in a cup for each player, and place
these cups around the big chug; remember which cup is your own.
 
    The game begins with a player attempting to bounce the quarter
into any of the cups. If the player misses, s/he must drink the contents
of his/her own cup. If the player makes it, whoever's cup the quarter
landed in must drink. If the quarter lands in "the big chug," everybody
must drink, and the last one to finish must drink the "big chug."
 
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Twenty-One Aces
---------------
 
     This is a good game to start in a Bar. Simple, straight-forward,
no gray areas.  Mid-high buzz factor.  Supplies: people in a bar
(preferably ones you know, or people you want to know), and five dice.
 
    The game is played by counting the "ones" that are rolled.  The
person who rolls the seventh 'one' gets to pick the shot that will be
consumed at the end of the game.  The person who rolls the fourteenth
"ace" gets the honor of paying for the shot.  The person who rolls the
twenty-first ace has to drink the shot.  Play the game by taking die out
of the roll so that you only have one dice left when the twenty-first ace
is rolled.
 
    For example:
                         Count  | # dice rolled
                        -----------------------
                        1-16    |    5
                          17    |    4
                          18    |    3
                          19    |    2
                          20    |    1
                          21    | You Drink
 
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Up and Down the River
---------------------
 
    Quite an excellent game with a potentially very high buzz factor.
Required materials: many people and at least two decks of cards. A good
rule of thumb is one deck for six people, than an additional deck for
every additional eight to ten people.
 
    Everyone sits in a circle, one player is the dealer as well
as a participant. Each player is dealt four cards face up, to be kept
in front of that player.
 
    The dealer then starts 'up the river' by turning over the first card,
each player with the same card in front of him/her (suit doesn't matter),
must take one drink.  If the person has more than one of the same card,
it is a drink for each card.
 
    The dealer then turns over the next card. Same thing, except this
time it is two drinks. The next deal is three drinks, and the the last is
four drinks.
 
    After the fourth card, the dealer returns 'down the river' by dealing
the next card on top of the fourth card dealt.  Players with matching
cards now GIVE four drinks away in any combination; four to one player,
or maybe one drink to four different players.  Same situation of the
player has more than one of the same card; the player gives drinks for
each card.
 
    The dealer continues back 'down the river' by dealing the next
card on top of the third card dealt. This time players give three cards
for each matching card. The next deal is a give of two drinks, and the
last deal is a give of one drink.
 
     After all the cards are dealt, simply shuffle and deal again.
Lastly, the dealer starts turning over cards, while counting from 1 (ace)
to 13 (king), if the count and the card turned over are equal in value
then all players drink that many drinks.  Play continues until everyone
is sick of the game, or sick from the beer.
 
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Viking
------
 
    Another very simple game, with a low boot factor. No limit on
number of players, but more than ten or so is not recommended.
 
    The players sit in a circle, one person goes first. The player
makes "wiggly viking horns," simply thumbs in, or near, ears and wiggles
the remaining fingers for a second or two, then claps both palms
together, and points them at any other player.
 
    This player then does the "viking horns," but the player on each
side of the "viking" must "steer the boat." This entails rowing to
whatever side of the Viking the player is sitting on; right of the
Viking rows right, left rows the boat left. The Viking then claps
both palms together and designates another Viking.
 
    This continues until either the designated Viking misses his/her cue,
or either rower fails to row the boat in the appropriate direction;
whomever fails drinks, and then that person resumes play with "the
horns."
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Mexicali
----------
Need:  2 dice and a cup to roll them in.
   Everyone at the table has thier own drink.  The object is to shake
the dice in the cup, slam it on the table, lift it up and take a peek
at the dice (don't let anyone else see them!!) and then announce what
you have.  There is a lot of bluffing involved because if your roll
doesn't top the privious roll you have to drink.  If you bluff and get
caught, you drink.  If you get called on the roll but really have
beaten the privious, then the person who called you has to drink.
If you bluff and get away with it the dice pass to the next person.
The only person who can call your bluff is the person who's roll you are
trying to beat.  Rolls are based on the two digit number they form
when placed side by side (ex. a 3 and a 4 would be "43") or if you
throw doubles the value is one die times a hundred (ex. double 2 would
cound as "200").  There are also some other special rolls that affect
the game: "21" (a 2 and a 1) is called a Mexicali and beats all other
rolls (including double 6, or "600"), a "31" is a "reverse" and play
goes back the other way around the table, "32" is a "social" and
everybody drinks.  "Reverse" and "social" both cancel out the previous
roll so you don't have to worry about beating the privios guy's score.
If you are caught bluffing a Mexicali you have to down the whole drink.
 
 
To sum:
 
2-1  "21"  Mexicali  Beats all
3-1  "31"  Reverse
3-2  "32"  Social
4-1  "41"
4-2  "42"
4-3  "43"
4-5  "45"
5-1  "51"
5-2  "52"
5-3  "53"
5-4  "54"
6-1  "61"
6-2  "62"
6-3  "63"
6-4  "64"
6-5  "65"
1-1  "100"
2-2  "200"
3-3  "300"
4-4  "400"
5-5  "500"
6-6  "600"
 
When rolling all you have to do is tie the priviou roll, so if a
Mexicali is rolled you can either call the guy's bluff or accept it
and try to tie it.  Optional: Successive Mexicalis double the amount
of drink to consume on a challenge or bluff.
 
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The Tower
----------
This is a Swedish game I learned in a bar in Austria.  Construct a tower
out of the following drinks, placing a cardboard beer coaster between
glasses:  (in order from bottom to top) 12 oz beer, glass of white wine,
tall mixed drink (e.g. Tom Collins), small mixed drink (e.g. whiskey sour),
shot of schnapps (or tequila, etc.).  Participants roll a die in turn.
The first to get a 6 drinks the schnapps.  The next to get a 6 removes
the coaster that was under it.  The next drinks the small drink, the next
removes the coaster, and so on.  The next to roll always waits to roll
until the previous person has drunk (or removed the coaster) EXCEPT when
the beer is drunk.  When that happens, the game speeds up, because if
someone rolls a 6 before the person drinking the beer finishes it, the
beer-drinker must pay for the whole tower.  If the beer drinker finishes
first, then the next person to roll a 6 (the beer drinker is exempt) pays.
 
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1-2-3
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I learned this in a bar near Mt. Lassen ski area, in California.  Again
people roll a die in turn.  The first to get a 6 names the drink.  The
second to get a 6 drinks it.  The third, pays!
 
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Pennies In a Pitcher
---------------------
         1.) Everyone chips in and buys a pitcher.
         2.) The pitcher is passed around the table clockwise. Each
             person drinks as much as they want from it.
         3.) The person sitting to the right of the one who
             finishes the pitcher buys the next round.
         It's simple, but great. (You really have to play a
             round or two to understand all the subtleties of this game.)
 
    A similar version is as follows:  Each time a sip is taken, a quarter
(or suitable ante) is tossed into the pitcher by the drinker.  Whoever
chugs the pitcher dry, i.e., drinks for dollars, collects the loot.
It could be advised to use nickels vs quarters as, when swallowed, they
tend to pass through the digestive system easier.
 
    These and many other gnarly beer games are described in the two
book series "The Complete Book of Beer Drinking Games", written by three
Yale students.  The first one is better, very intertaining.
 
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Bouncing Ball
-------------
 
    A very interesting and imaginative game. Mid level buzz factor.
Supplies: people, beer, and an imaginary ball.
 
    Everyone sits around a table. There are only three words
that can be said: WHIZ, BOUNCE, and BOING. Someone starts by saying
one of the words.
 
    WHIZ = the ball passes to next player.
    BOUNCE = the ball skips the next player and goes to the following
         player.
    BOING = ball hits wall and reverses direction.
 
The penalty for errors is drinking.
 
Variation: play with difficult words such as PERFIGLIANO, SCHWARTZ, and
a players name.
 
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Beat the Barman
---------------
 
    Another game for the insane, very very high buzz factor. As the
story goes, nobody has ever won, lost or drawn.
 
Some tips :
    - don't play it in a crowded bar (you may lose 'your' barman).
    - Make sure the bar staff are friendly and can take a joke
      (very important to avoid a draw).
    - Don't make any plans for the following morning.
 
The steps are very simple :
 
    1  The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
       drink (whisk(e)y, bourbon, vodka, etc., etc..).
    2  The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
       (i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
    3  As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
       shoots the shot.
    4  When the barman returns with the change, go to step
       number 1.
 
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
 
    - drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
    - barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
    - drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
    - bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
 
 
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Beer 99
-------
 
    An interesting card game involving that "new" math. Mid level
buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards.
 
    The object of the game is to play cards into a pile and have the
value of the pile equal 99. You start off by dealing four cards to each
player, then turn the top card over. Play goes around the circle with
each person playing a card, mentally keeping track of total value of
the pile.
 
   Special cards:
 
      King - Kept to avoid drinking or place drinking responsibilities on
             Someone else, usually used near end of game.
      Four - used as a skip card when you have none to play, can also be
             used to skip drinking responsibilities goes.
      Tens - When in the 90's, this drops the value of pile by 10,
             otherwise its a regualr card.
 
   Socials occur whenever the total equals a number ending in 9. Special
   socials on 69 and 71. On special you must drink twice.
 
Whoever gets hit with 99 must drink 1/2 glass.
 
After you play a card, draw another from the stack. When out of cards,
reshuffle those already played.
 
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Kings and Blood
---------------
 
   Simple game, simple rules.  Very High buzz factor.  Supplies: people,
beer (as usual), and a deck o' cards.
 
   Shuffle a deck of cards, spread out face down on a table.  Place a
cup, or some sort of container in center of table.  Go around table
drawing cards one at a time.  If you draw a red card, drink twice.  If
you draw a black card, don't drink.  If you draw ANY king, pour a desired
amount of beer into the center cup.  Whoever draws the final (fourth)
king, must chug the center cup.
 
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BEERchesi
---------
 
    An adaption of the game Parchesi. If you already know how to
play, it's just as easy. If you don't know, learn. Supplies: people
how want to play Parchesi, the game itself, and some brew. Low-mid
buzz factor.
 
    Play the game as usual, if you get sent back, or cannot move,
take a drink. It's that easy. Good with two players, each player taking
two sets of pieces on opposite corners.
 
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BEERgammon
----------
 
   Another adaptation of board games, this one obviously to Backgammon.
A pretty tame game, that just gets tamer.  Supplies: you and a partner
who wants to play Backgammon, the game itself, and some beverage.
Low-mid buzz factor, depending on how fierce the competition is.
 
   Play the game as usual.  Any time one of your pieces gets sent to the
bar, drink.  As well, each time you take a piece off the board, drink
again.  Pretty straightforward.
 
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One Big Chicken
---------------
 
    A great bar game, any number of people may play.  High buzz factor.
Supplies: people and beer, the basics.  But what's really important is to
have someone who know's all ten phrases.
 
    The person who knows all the phrases begins, one phrase a time.  The
game follows the same routine as the Twelve Days of Christmas.  So, the
sixth person in the circle would have to repeat the sixth phrase, as well
as the previous five.
 
    If you mess up a phrase you drink the number of phrases you had to
complete, and then start over at the first phrase.  This continues until
the game is completed, saying all ten without screwing up.
 
The phrases are:
 
    1 Big Chicken
    2 Cute Ducks
    3 Brown Bears
    4 Hairy Running Hares
    5 Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes
    6 Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter
    7 Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas
    8 Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies
    9 Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the nigerian desert towards
      the nunnery
   10 fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a fig pluckers
      son but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucking's done!
 
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BEERopoly
---------
 
    An adaptation to the classic game of Monopoly, with a slight twist.
Buzz factor is very high.  Supplies: players, the game itself, and beer.
 
    The game is Monopoly, but no money is needed; players use beer
instead.  Each $100 = a drink (sip usually).  The rules of money changing
hands is a bit tricky.  If a player owes money to the bank or another
player, that player that owes drinks.  If a player is owed money by the
_bank only_ (passing GO, for instance) that player must drink.  (a
variation is to have everyone ELSE drink when a player should collect
money from the bank).  All dollar values are rounded UP.  (i.e.  $2 for
Baltic is still one drink).  It's a social game, and extra rules should
be added as needed.  Buying property at the start of the game is the
hardest part.  But then again, imagine paying $2000 rent on Boardwalk
with a hotel!
 
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ICETRAY QUARTERS
----------------
 
Supplies:  Icetray, beer, a quarter, and people
 
  Play follows as regular quarters except you are shooting into an
  icetray.  The right side of the tray is the "give" side and the left
  side is the "take" side.  The number of drinks to be given or taken
  corresponds to how far away the hole is.  One drink for the hole
  closest to you and then one more for each one further away.  You shoot
  until you miss or hit the "take" side and must drink yourself.
 
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S-M-A-S-H
---------
 
    A very very very fun game.  Very high buzz factor.  Supplies: people,
beer, and episodes of MASH, the televison show.
 
    Simple rules: watch the show, any time a rank is said, drink.  (ie.
corporal, private, major, etc).
 
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Whales Tales
------------
 
   Very confusing at first, but you'll get the hang out it, enventually.
Beer and people with an imagination are needed.  Any number of people
stand together in a circle & 1 person (the prince of wales) starts by
saying...
 
   "Whales tales, the prince of wales calls  tales, on a court
of , on "
 
   There are thousands of different types of tales, many of the custom
jobs, but I'll list those at the end....  The court size is the number of
people counted off from the prince, depending on the type of tales it
could be just numbers, letters, etc...  when introducing a new type of
tales, it is polite to point to each person as you count off the ordinal
for them.
 
   Once the prince picks someone ('on four') for example that person must
say 'nay', the prince then responds 'who', and the person then picks a
new person '1' which would be the person next two him, who would respond,
'nay' and the person who said one would then say 'who' and the person who
said nay would then pick a new number...  here's a graphical?  picture:
 
                                  A
                                 B C
                                  D
 
A: "whales tales, the prince of wales, calls regular rotational tails,
   on a court of 4 on 2"
D: "nay"
A: "who"
D: "3"
B: "nay"
D: "who"
B: "4"
B: "nay,who,1" <- this is legal, generally it is polite to use the
    sizeof as max
D: "nay"
B: "who"
D: "1"
C: "nay"
D: "who" and so on....
 
There are like i said, many variations on the type of tales you can play
though generally there are only 3 types of rotation, regular, reverse, &
counter regular & reverse are counterclockwise & clockwise & counter
oscillates between if it goes to C clockwise, from C it goes
counterclockwise...
 
Tales :
Regular (1,2,3,4,etc)
Greek   (Alpha,Beta,Gamma,Delta,etc)

Fat Albert (One-ba, two-ba, three-ba, etc Note: all words are -ba'd.
            ex: on 1-ba, nay-ba!, who-ba?, 3-ba)
Jamaican   (One-mon, two-mon, three-mon... (See Fat albert for the rest))
Canadian   (One-eh, two-eh, three-eh, etc)
 
Also, you can add in speed tales...  in which the nay/who lines are
removed
 
As in most of the beer games, when you screw up or it takes you too long
to respond you drink...  The person who drinks becomes the new prince for
the next round & gets to call the type of tales, etc.
 
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Beer 99
--------
A great game my friend taught me, you start offf by dealing out 4 cards
to each player (do not show cards) then you put the rest of the deck down
turning the top card over.
   Special cards:
      King-(Kept to avoid drinking or place drinking responsibilities on
           (Someone else, usually used near end of game)
      Four-(used as a skip card when you have none to play, can also be
           (used to skip drinking responsibiliteis goes to next player)
      Tens-(used when approaching 99 or 98,97 only drops points by 10
           (otherwise its a regualr card)
The object of the game is to reach 99 by adding up the amounts on the
cards, you nall know how to add right?  Well whoever throughs down the
card that equals 99 the next person drinks, unless he or she has a
special card King Hopefully, because then you can pick the person you
want to drink.
     Socials:
         Socials occur whenever the cards = a number ending in 9
         Special socials on 69(you know) and 71(69+2 fingers up the ass)
         On special you must drink twice.
Whoever gets hit with 99 and must drink must drink 1/2 glass or whatever
is preferrable.  Important:cards are held throughout game, only thrown
cards are reshuffled, if you lose a card (throw one down and forget to
pick one up, your screwwed) Object: to get totally zooted.
 
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Cardinal Puff
--------------
I played Cardinal puff many times.  The wording we used was slightly
different.  We said "Cardinal puff, may I begin?" and whoever was a
cardinal would say "Yes, you may begin".  Then you say: "I am drinking
cardinal puff for the very first time tonight".  I recall picking up the
glass and only holding the pinky away from the glass.  The second time,
saying "I am drinking cardinal puff puff for the second time tonight" and
holding the glass with the pinky and ring finger away from the glass.
The third time, I said "I am drinking cardinal puff puff puff for the
third and final time tonight".  This time I held the glass with the
middle, ring, and pinky away from the glass.  The rest is the same as the
previous poster's version (i.e.  tapping the glass once, twice, three
times, standing up, etc).
 
We got "bored" of cardinal puff and tried eagle puff.  We would have to
do the whole thing with one less "glug".  Then we did "speed races"
trying to go through the cardinal puff sequence without messing up and
trying to beat the other players.  The first time I played this game, I
got all the way to the end and got dinged on not picking up the glass
correctly when I was saying "Once a cardinal, always a cardinal".  I
recall we ran out of the liquor I was using and so they gave me some
other concoction the 3rd time around--- I quit after the 4th mishap :-)
 
It's a fun game, but can be brutal if you don't have a lot of people
playing (because you learn it by watching and listening to the ones
before you, who inevitably mess up somewhere in the sequence...).
 
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Fuzzy Duck
-----------
This is a British drinking game called fuzzy duck.  It's a good word type
game which becomes much harder when pissed.  The rules are quite
straightforward , the players sit round a table or in a circle on the
floor.  Each participant has a drink in front of them, we like to do this
using small glasses each with a very strong shot in it.
 
   The play commences as follows;
 
   1. one player is nominated to start.
 
   2. They either say "FUZZY DUCK" or "DUCKY FUZZ" the choice is theirs.
 
   3. If the first player said "FUZZY DUCK" then the player on their left
      can either say "FUZZY DUCK" or "DOES HE".
 
   4. If the first player said "DUCKY FUZZ" then the player on their
      right can either say "DUCKY FUZZ" or "DOES HE".
 
   5. If the second player in either direction repeats the first player
      then the play passes on to the next person round the table. They
      can say "FUZZY DUCK"/"DUCKY FUZZ" following the second player or
      "DOES HE".
 
   6. The phrase "DOES HE" reverses the play around the group ie
      switches clockwise for anti-clockwise or vice-versa. It also
      has the effect of changing the phrase so "DUCKY FUZZ" becomes
      "FUZZY DUCK" and vice-versa.
 
   7. Two people can say "DOES HE" one after another, this has the effect
      that the play carries on in the same direction as before and with
      the same phrase.
 
   8. There are only two more rules, you cannot say the same phrase twice
      in one session. If you said "DUCKY FUZZ" last time and the order
      of play means that you should say "DUCKY FUZZ" again you must say
      "DOES HE" so reversing the direction of play and the phrase.
 
   9. If anyone makes any form of mistake in pronunciation or in the
      order of play,ie saying the same phrase twice, then a forfeit
      must be payed. Normally this consists of downing your shot in one,
      any mistakes in carrying out the forfeit can lead to further
      forfits.
 
O.K it sounds complicated but it isn't to bad if you try it.  Below is a
simulated game between five people (number 1 to 5 in a clockwise
direction), player 1 starts.
 
Player  1. "FUZZY DUCK"
        2. "FUZZY DUCK"
        3. "FUZZY DUCK"
        4. "DOES HE"
        3. "DUCKY FUZZ"
        2. "DOES HE"
        3. "FUZZY DUCK"
        4. "FUZZY DUCK"
        5. "FUZZY DUCK"
        1. "FUZZY DUCK".....Player one is at fault for saying the same
                     phrase twice. They should have said "DOES HE".
 
The game works best if you start a session slowly and gradually build up
speed.  A session lasts until someone makes a mistake.  A small tip watch
your pronunciation "DUCKY FUZZ" can quite easily become "F**K HE DOES"
and "FUZZY DUCK" becomes "DOES HE F**K".
 
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Kiss-n-Slap
------------
You have to let at least one male/female in on it before you start.  Send
the guys and girls off into separate rooms.  Have the guy and girl who
are in on it start by calling in a guy or girl.  You line up and
whoever's in the front of the line preferably whoever knows the game
starts.  (now this is where there could be some variation I suppose) The
leader says 'now everybody has to do what I do so pay close attention.'
The person behind the leader who is "in on it" puts their hands on the
leaders hips.  So, supposedly whoever is there will do the same to
whoever is in front of them.  Then the leader turns and kisses the person
behind them and this continues until you get to the first person who is
new in line.  The person in front of them turns and instead of kissing
them slaps them in the face.  As long as you don't play with anyone
really violent it is pretty funny.  You continue until everybody has been
called out of the rooms.  (helps if it is an all couples party or same
number of guys and girls attend.) When people get liquored up and play it
can be downright hilarious.  TRUST ME.
 
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Pursuit
--------
    Group players in a circle.  Put any question/answer type game
in the center.  The game begins by choosing one person as a
"chaser" and another as the "runner".  The chaser picks a question
from the deck and reads it aloud.  The runner decides whether to
play or pass.  If the runner passes then he must drink.  Activity
cards may make the game more interesting.  If the runner answers
the question correctly then the chaser has to perform the action on
the card.  If the runner gets answers wrong then he must do the action.
 
Obviously, it is possible to avoid a 50% possibility of performing
an "activity" by simply continuing to pass... but this also means you
drink *every* time.  Eventually, you might decide to risk it.
 
Now if you are the chaser... you are more or less at the mercy of the
runner.
 
Each turn is for only one question, and the runner and chaser position
each rotates one person clockwise each turn.  Everyone gets to play.
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| Section 11:              Index of Cocktails by Spirit                |
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Amaretto Drinks
        747
        ABC
        Almond Delight
        Almond Joy
        Amaretto Sour
        B-52
        Bailey's & Amaretto
        Black Cat
        Boccie Ball
        Bourbon Street
        Brain Revisited
        Burnt Raybird
        Cafe Amaretto
        Cafe French
        Campton Place Cafe Sonia
        Capital Punishment
        Cappuchino Sausalito
        Creamsicle #2, #3
        Daily Mail
        Dr. Pepper, #2, Flaming Dr. Pepper
        Flaming Armadillo
        French Connection
        Godfather
        Godmother
        Honolulu Hammer
        Hot Chocolate Almond
        Hot Irish Nut
        Italian Coffee
        Lift
        Long Island Iced Berry Tea
        Lulu
        Mai-Tai #1
        Orgasm #1, #4
        Road Runner
        Roman Riot
        Saronno
        Scorpion #1
        Sex On The Beach
        Sicilian Kiss
        Tennessee Mud
        Test Tub Baby
        Toasted Almond
 
Anisette Drinks
        Jellybean
        Quicksilver
        T.N.T. #2
        Zipper
 
Bailey's Irish Cream Drinks
        747
        Abbot's Dream
        ABC
        Agent Orange
        Angel's Lips
        Apache
        B-51
        B-52 #1 & #2
        Back Street Banger
        Bailey's & Amaretto
        Belgian Coffee
        Bloody Brain
        Blow Job #2, #3, #4
        Brain
        Brain Revisited
        Brain - Bloody Shot
        Cafe French
        Creamy Bush
        Cum In A Hot Tub
        Frozen Mudslide
        Ghostbuster
        Happy Hawaiian
        Hot Irish Nut
        Irish Coffee #2
        Irish Winter Coffee
        Iron Butterfly
        Italian Coffee drink
        Mud Slide
        Orgasm #1, #3, #5
        Russian Quaalude
        Schalaley
        Screaming Orgasm #2
        Sex Machine
        Sicilian Kiss
        Sit On My Face
        Slippery Nipple #1, #2, #3, #4
        Tall Ship
        Tasty Orgasm
        Tetanos Shot
        Triple Irish Coffee
        Vulcan Mind Probe #3
        Zipper
 
Banana Liqueur Drinks
        Antifreeze #1
        Banana Banshee
        Banana Colada
        Banana Daiquiri
        Banana Split
        Bubble Gum
        Blow Job
        Boston Gold
        Bubble Gum
        La Jolla
        Red Devil
        Ruptured Duck
        Russian Banana
        Top Banana
        Tropical Storm
        Yellow Bird
 
Beer Drinks
        Baltamore Zoo
        Black and Tan
        Black Velvet
        Boilermaker
        California Root Beer
        Dark and Stormy
        Depth Charge
        Dr. Pepper
        Flaming Orgasm
        Lager & Lime
        Mead
        Mother-In-Law
        Pap Smear
        Rootbeer
        Shady
        Shandy
        Shoot the Root
        Skeptic
        Strawbeery
 
Benedictine Drinks
        Angel's Lips
        Bonny Doon
        Coffee Bustamante
 
Bourbon Drinks
        Bourbon Fog
        Bourbon Highball
        Bourbon Street
        Manhattan
        Mint Julep
        Nuclear Fission
        Old-Fashioned
        Red Raider
        Screaming Orgasm
 
Brandy Drinks
        Almeria
        Bermuda Highball
        Bermuda Rose Cocktail
        Between The Sheets
        Boston Cocktail
        Brandy Alexander
        Brandy Highball
        Cafe Brulot
        Cafe Diable
        Cafe Royal #1, #2
        California Lemonade
        Coffee Bustamante
        Dirty Mother
        Dutch Coffee
        English Highball
        Fireball #1
        French Connection
        Green Stinger
        Italian Coffee Drink
        Jamaican Coffee
        Jellybean
        La Jolla
        Mocha Brandy
        Olympic Cocktail
        Orgasm #5
        Ragtime
        Rhode Island Ice Coffee
        Sangria #1, #3
        Saronno
        Scorpion #1 & #2
        Sidecar
        Spanish Coffee
 
Brandy, Apple
        Smile
 
Brandy, Apricot
        Bermuda Rose Cocktail
        Black Cat
        Knockout
        Paradise Cocktail
        What The Hell
 
Brandy, Blackberry
        Long Island Iced Berry Tea
 
Brandy, Cherry
        Aquarius
        Firecracker
        Kiss In The Dark
        Polynesian Cocktail
        Pop The Cherry
        Singapore Sling
        Tetanos Shot
 
Brandy, Coffee
        Coffee Alexander
        Mocha Mint
        South Of The Border
 
Brandy, Peach
        Outrigger
        Peach Bunny
 
Chambord
        Chambord & Cognac
        Chambord & Champagne
        Chambord Colada
        Chambord Frost
        French Summer
        Russian Kamikaze
        Saint Moritz
        Sex On The Beach
 
Champagne Drinks
        Bellini
        Chambord & Champagne
        Kir Royale
        Midori Cocktail
        Mimosa
        Monte Carlo Imperial
 
Chartreuse Drinks
        Queen of Scots
        Swampwater
 
Cointreau Drinks
        ABC
        Bairn
        Barn Door
        Boston Cocktail
        Calvin's Trip
        Capital Punishment #2
        Flying Dutchman
        Screaming Orgasm
        Snake Bite
        Stiletto
 
Cream of Coconut Drinks
        Blue Hawaiian
        Chambord Colada
        Chi-Chi
        Midori Colada
        Pina Colada
        Road Runner
 
Creme de Cacao, Dark
        Almond Joy
        Brandy Alexander
        Burnt Raybird
        Russian Banana
 
Creme de Cacao, White
        Banana Banshee
        Banana Daiquiri
        Barbary Coast
        Creamsicle #1
        Coffee Alexander
        Fairmont Hotel Cherry Flip
        Gin Alexander
        Golden Cadillac
        Grasshopper
        Mocha Mint
        Ninotchka
        Paralyzer
        Peach Bunny
        Peppermint Pattie
        Pink Squirrel
        Robin's Nest
        Russian Bear
        Spiritual Enlightenment
        Up The Duff
        Velvet Hammer
 
Creme de Cassis Drinks
        Kir
        Kir Felix
        Kir Royale
        Sex on the Beach #2
 
Creme de Menthe, Green
        Grasshopper
        Green Dragon
        Green Island
        Green Lagoon
        Green Stinger
 
Creme de Menthe, White
        Miami Cocktail
        Mocha Mint
        Monte Carlo Imperial
        Peppermint Pattie
        Virgin
        Vodka Stinger
 
Creme de Noyaux Drinks
        Pink Squirrel
        Ruptured Duck
 
Curacao Drinks
        Daily Mail
        Maitai
 
Curacao, Blue
        Antifreeze #2
        Blue Whale
        Blue Hawaiian
        Flaming Blue Fuck
        Queen of Scots
 
Drambuie Drinks
        Lift
        Orgasm #3
        Rusty Nail
        Tall Ship
 
Frangelico Drinks
        Chocolate Chip
        Comfortable Brother
        Hot Irish Nut
        Russian Qualude
        Sit On My Face
 
Galliano Drinks
        Alabama Slammer
        California Root Beer
        Fred Fuddpucker
        Golden Cadillac
        Harvey Wallbanger
        Jellybean
        Mandeville
        Mellow Yellow
        Roman Riot
        Root Beer Float
        Slow Comfortable Screw
           Up Against The Wall
        Stiletto
 
Gin Drinks
        Barbary Coast
        Bermuda Highball
        Bermuda Rose Cocktail
        Birth Control
        Boston Tea Party
        Bronx Cocktail
        Bulldog
        English Highball
        Fog Horn
        Gentle Ben
        Gibson Cocktail
        Gimlet
        Gin Alexander
        Gin & Sin
        Gin & Tonic
        Green Lagoon
        Hawaiian Cocktail
        James Bond Martini
        Kiss In The Dark
        Leap Frog
        Long Beach Ice Tea
        Long Island Iced Tea #1
        Long Island Iced Tea #2
        Maiden's Blush
        Martini
        Melon Cocktail
        Monte Carlo Imperial
        Orange Blossom
        Orange Buck
        Paradise Cocktail
        Pink Lady
        San Sebastian
        Singapore Sling
        Sloe Gin Fizz
        Sweet Patootie
        Tokyo Tea
        Tom Collins
        The Union Jack
        Virgin
        Waikiki Beachcomber
        What The Hell
        White Lady
        Widget
 
Grain Alcohol drinks
        A Sample
        An Everglade
        Hoffa
        Jello Shots
        Nuclear Fission
        Pan Galactic Gargleblaster #2
        Purple Jesus
        Slimy Sunrise
 
Grand Marnier Drinks
        57 Chevy
        B-52 #2
        Fuzzy Dick
        Irish Coffee for Two
        Orgasm #2
        Sex
        Zipper
 
Jack Daniels Drinks
        Apple Jack
        Back Street Banger
        Bootleg
        Bootlegger
        Bum Fucker
        Capital Punishment
        Flying Fuck
 
Kahlua Drinks
        Almeria
        B-52
        Bahama Mama
        Black Mexican
        Black Russian
        Blow Job
        Brave Bull
        Burnt Raybird
        Cafe Amaretto
        California Root Beer
        Cappuchino Sausalito
        Colorado Bulldog
        Creamsicle #2
        Dirty Mother
        Fireball #2
        Fuzzy Dick
        Girl Scout Cookie
        Happy Hawaiian
        Iced Coffee Fillip
        Iron Butterfly
        Mexican Coffee
        Mint Chip
        Mississippi Mud
        Mud Slide
        Orgasm #1 & #2
        Paralyzer
        Pike's Peak
        Pina Colada
        Pineapple Cocktail
        Planter's Punch
        Rearbuster
        Rhode Island Ice Coffee
        Root Beer Float
        Rum Punch
        San Sebastian
        Scorpion
        Sewer Rat
        Sex
        Sex Machine
        Sit On My Face
        Smith & Kerns
        Smith & Wesson
        Snowball
        Sombrero
        T.K.O.
        Tall Ship
        Tight Snatch
        Toasted Almond
        White Russian
        Wrigley's Doublemint
           Blowjob
 
Kummel Drinks
        Green Dragon
 
Melon Liqueur Drinks
        Green Fantasy
        Long Beach Ice Tea
        Long Island Iced Tea #2
        Melon Ball #1 & #2
        Melon Cocktail
        Melon Fever
        Miami Meloni
        Midori Cocktail
        Midori Colada
        Midori Sour
        Nuclear Waste
        Pearl Harbor
        Sex on the Beach #2
        Snotty Toddy
        Tokyo Tea
 
Ouzo Drinks
        Fireball #2
        T.K.O.
 
Rum Drinks
        Almeria
        Boat Drink
        The Great Pumpkin Punch
 
Rum, 151
        Bahama Mama
        Borinquen
        Dr. Pepper
        Flaming Orgasm
        Look Out Below
        Mai-Tai #2
        Snotty Toddy
        Vulcan Mind Probe
        Zombie
 
Rum, Coconut
        Bahama Mama
        Banana Colada
        Blue Hawaiian
        Coconut Cream Pie
        Hot Chocolate
        Jamaican Yoyo
 
Rum, Dark
        Bahama Mama
        Black Velvet
        Mai-Tai #2
        Mandeville
        Parisian Blonde
        Planter's Punch
        Zombie
 
Rum, Light
        Acapulco
        Bacardi Cocktail
        Banana Colada
        Banana Daiquiri
        Barbary Coast
        Black Devil
        Borinquen
        Boston Cocktail
        Boston Tea Party
        Chambord Colada
        Cocomacoque
        Cuba Libre
        Daiquiri
        Frozen Daiquiri
        Hairy Virgin
        Havana Cocktail
        Jamaican Coffee
        Long Beach Ice Tea
        Long Island Iced Tea #1
        Long Island Iced Tea #2
        Lulu
        Mai-Tai #1 & #2
        Mandeville
        Miami Cocktail
        Miami Meloni
        Midori Colada
        New Orleans Buck
        Pineapple Cocktail
        Planter's Punch
        Rum Punch
        San Sebastian
        Scorpion #1 & #2
        Tahiti Club
        Tight Snatch
        Tokyo Tea
        Tropical Storm
        Yellow Bird
        Zombie
 
Sabra Drinks
        Tootsie Roll
 
Sambuca Drinks
        Almond Delight
        Bootleg
        Fireball #1
        Flaming Blue Fuck
        Flying Fuck
        Roman Riot
        Slippery Nipple
        Vulcan Mind Probe
 
Schnapps, Apple
        Apple Blossom
        Apple Jack
 
Schnapps, Butterscotch
        Buttercup
        Hot Chocolate Almond
 
Schnapps, Cinnamon
        Firecracker
        Jawbreaker
        Snowball
 
Schnapps, Peach
        Bad Habit
        Bellini
        Fuzzy Navel
        Fuzzy Screw
        Lulu
        Sewer Rat
        Sex On The Beach #1
        Tight Snatch
        Widget
        Woo-Woo
 
Schnapps, Peppermint
        Girl Scout Cookie
        Loch Ness Monster
        Mint Chip
        Pike's Peak
        Silver Bullet
        Tasty Orgasm
        Wrigley's Doublemint
           Blowjob
 
Schnapps, Raspberry
        Get Laid
 
Schnapps, Rootbeer
        Dr. Pepper
 
Schnapps, Strawberry
        Bloody Brain
        Strawberry Stripper
 
Scotch
        Affinity
        Bairn
        Barbary Coast
        Barn Door
        Bonny Doon
        Boston Tea Party
        Daily Mail
        Dirty Sock
        Godfather
        Loch Ness Monster
        Miami Beach
        Queen of Scots
        Rob Roy
        Rusty Nail
        Scotch & Soda
        Scotch Sour
        Tilt the Kilt
 
Sloe Gin Drinks
        Alabama Slammer #1 & #2
        Knockout
        Red Devil
        Sloe Gin Fizz
        Slow Comfortable Screw
        Slow Comfortable Screw
           Up Against The Wall
        Slow Screw
        The Union Jack
 
Southern Comfort Drinks
        57 Chevy
        Agent Orange
        Alabama Slammer #1 & #2
        Bootleg
        Bootlegger
        Bubble Gum
        Comfortable Brother
        Comfortable Screw
        Gasoline
        Knockout
        Mellow Yellow
        Mississippi Mud
        Red Devil
        Scarlett O'Hara
        Slow Comfortable Screw
        Slow Comfortable Screw
           Up Against The Wall
        Sweet Sensation
 
Tequila Drinks
        Acapulco
        Black Cat
        Black Mexican
        Bloody Maria
        Bon Bon
        Bootlegger
        Boston Tea Party
        Brave Bull
        Bum Fucker
        Depth Charge
        Fred Fuddpucker
        Frozen Margarita
        Frozen Matador
        Gasoline
        Gentle Ben
        Long Island Iced Tea #1
        Margarita
        Mexicana
        Mexicola
        Muppet
        Paralyzer
        Prairie Fire
        Quicksilver
        Rearbuster
        Shark
        South Of The Border
        Strawberry Margarita
        T.K.O.
        Tequila Matador
        Tequila Sunrise
 
Tia Maria Drinks
        Jamaican Yoyo
        Lift
        Stiletto
 
Triple Sec Drinks
        Acapulco
        Alabama Slammer #1
        Antifreeze #2
        Between The Sheets
        Bon Bon
        Boston Tea Party
        Cafe French
        Creamsicle #1
        Frozen Daiquiri
        Frozen Margarita
        Hairy Virgin
        Hawaiian Cocktail
        Kamikaze
        Long Beach Ice Tea
        Long Island Iced Tea #1
        Long Island Iced Tea #2
        Lulu
        Maiden's Blush
        Margarita
        Melon Cocktail
        Melon Fever
        Mission Accomplished
        Nuclear Waste
        Olympic Cocktail
        Parisian Blonde
        Quicksilver
        Red Devil
        Red Raider
        San Sebastian
        Sidecar
        Strawberry Margarita
        Strawberry Stripper
        Sweet Patootie
        Tilt the Kilt
        Tokyo Tea
        Waikiki Beachcomber
        Windex
 
Truffles Liqueur Drinks
        Buttercup
 
 
Vermouth, Dry
        Affinity
        Bermuda Highball
        Black Devil
        Boston Tea Party
        Bronx Cocktail
        Bronx Terrace Cocktail
        Brown Cocktail
        English Highball
        Fifty-Fifty Cocktail
        Fire and Ice
        Gibson Cocktail
        Green Fantasy
        James Bond Martini
        Kangaroo Cocktail
        Kiss In The Dark
        Manhasset
        Manhattan
        Martini
        Miami Beach
        Princeton Cocktail
        Rob Roy
        Roselyn Cocktail
        Sloppy Joe's Cocktail
        Snyder
        Tequila Pink
        Tequini
        Three Stripes Cocktail
        Vodka Martini
        Wallick Cocktail
        What The Hell
        Will Rogers
 
Vermouth, Sweet
        Affinity
        Bonny Doon
        Bronx Cocktail
        Hat Trick
        Manhasset
        Manhattan
        Rob Roy
 
Vodka Drinks
        57 Chevy
        Afterburner
        Agent Orange
        Apple Pie
        Bad Habit
        Baltamore Zoo
        Banana Split
        Bay Breeze
        Black Russian
        Bloody Mary
        Blue Whale
        Boat Drink
        Boccie Ball #2
        Boston Gold
        Boston Tea Party
        Brain (The) #2
        Cape Codder
        Chi-Chi
        Chocolate Chip
        Colorado Bulldog
        Comfortable Screw
           Up Against the Wall
        Daiquiri Slush
        Fire and Ice
        Fire-Tini Hunter
        Fireman's Sour
        Fire Vodka
        Frozen Mudslide
        Fuzzy Navel
        Fuzzy Screw
        Gene Splice
        Gentle Ben
        Get Laid
        Ghostbuster
        Godmother
        Green Fantasy
        Green Island
        Greyhound
        Harpic
        Harvey Wallbanger
        Headless Horseman
        Honolulu Hammer
        Huntsman Cocktail
        Iron Butterfly
        Jackhammer
        James Bond Martini
        Kamikaze
        Kangaroo Cocktail
        Lemmings Leap
        Lemon Drop
        Lemonade
        Long Beach Ice Tea
        Long Island Iced Tea #1
        Long Island Iced Tea #2
        Lulu
        Madras
        Manhandler
        Melon Ball #1 & #2
        Miami Ice
        Mission Accomplished
        Molotiv Cocktail
        Mud Slide
        Ninotchka
        Nuclear Waste
        Orgasm #1
        Outrigger
        Pan Galactic Gargleblaster
        Pap Smear
        Paralyzer
        Pearl Harbor
        Pink Pussycat
        Polynesian Cocktail
        Purple Jesus
        Red Devil
        Rhode Island Ice Coffee
        Road Runner
        Robin's Nest
        Rootbeer
        Running Kamikaze
        Russian Banana
        Russian Bear
        Russian Kamikaze
        Russian Qualude
        Russian Turkey
        Salty Dog
        Schalaley
        Screaming Orgasm
        Screwdriver
        Sea Breeze
        Sewer Rat
        Sex On The Beach #1 & #2
        Shark
        Silver Bullet
        Skeptic
        Slippery Nipple #2
        Sloe Comfortable Screw Between The Sheets
        Slow Comfortable Screw
           Up Against The Wall
        Slow Screw
        Smith & Wesson
        Smurf Juice
        Snap The Boosters
        Test Tube Baby
        Tokyo Tea
        Top Banana
        Twister
        Velvet Hammer
        Vodka & Tonic
        Vodka Collins #2
        Vodka Gimlet
        Vodka Martini
        Vodka Seven
        Vodka Sour
        Vodka Stinger
        Vulcan Mind Probe #3
        Waffle
        White Russian
        Windex
        Woo-Woo
        Yellow Fever
        Yuckka
 
Whiskey, Blended
        Aquarius
        Boilermaker
        California Lemonade
        Irish Coffee #2
        Manhasset
        Mead
        Seven & Seven
        T.N.T. #2
        Tennessee Mud
        Ward Eight
        Whiskey Sour
 
Whiskey, Irish
        Cafe Antrim
        County Cork Irish Coffee
        Creamy Bush
        Irish Coffee #1
        Irish Coffee for Two
 
Whiskey, Rye
        Birth Control
        Manhattan
        Presbyterian
 
Wine Drinks
        Cocomacoque
        Kir
        Wine Cooler
        Wine Spritzer