Subject: just hate jo (and a new column for nice people) From: "Kathleen J. Kramer" (whispering) hi, are you awake? do you want to go back to sleep? okay well get up because there's a friend i want you to meet. he hates me and i thought i could show him around so he could find some support for his endeavors in demeaning me. Because it seems like you guys need to run in packs, eh? and because you're gonna need all the help you can get . . . i'm going to crawl inside your skull, echoing the voices of when you were still human, before you convinced yourself how childish it was to care about anything. see, you're trying to drag me into your bad trip, man. (me and madge are listening to the 'easy rider' soundtrack. kerei elaison (or close enough) just ended. kriste. okay, now it's over. no, not yet, here's the groove-down freak-out, man. 6 to 9, hendrix. i wanna do the '60's upside down, turn 6 to 9. but i can't be an all-out activist. i'm the only one around here getting the welfare folks any press, even in the other two papers. and radio. all over the country even. that's my job and i'm doing all kinds of stuff. i just feel guilty 'cause i didn't go the big welfare conference today. all right shut up i'll get on with the post, okay? man. what else would you being doing with your miserable time if you weren't sharpening your teeth for my words? i think you owe me a lot. a big, soft, dry tongue brushed gently across the very bottom of your ear lobe, across the back of your neck. can't you just feel the hair tingling? gosh, imagine if i were in the room . . . i know, you'd vomit. you walk in the door and the reek of my loins is as thick as mustard gas, you can see green spirals sliding through gold shafts of sunlight. oh, just until you get real close and discover it's really your own smell. my environment is so pure, you just never knew it was *you* all along. stinkedy stank stinkbastard. (that's a new word. stinkbastard. call the webster people, will you steven?) and then you come see me, me, who couldn't scare a flower. and then you see how nice i am and then bam! you'll love me and run so fast that your footprints vaporize on the carpet.

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