Over 9,000 a man! (or more) WONDERS MARVELS DELIGHTS YOUR LAST CHANCE OF ENLIGHTENMENT! HMS Hell will shortly begin to scour the convention of ALL KING GEORGE'S enemies. She is destined to SHOW ALL SUPERIOR FOOTAGE and she will Break, Confound and Destroy the Attendee's helpless peace-of-mind, without Mercy, sweeping all Fandom of the Weak. There is no time to be lost! Once the Hell has gone by there will be no more PRIZES, no more whimsical amusements and puzzling artifacts, loaded with Humor, Surprise, Offense, Pathos and Obscure Zoetropes for the newbie and hardcore alike. This Amazing Phantasmagoria, built on Scientific Principles, will be held at the renowned RALEIGH CONVENTION CENTER whose Phenakistoscopic presentations, with a 28 spoon broadside, captured 1,000.s worth of unsuspecting souls last year. 28 spoons, and the Raleigh Convention Center has 384 spoons in her stores. So what will she do, in this proportion? More than TWELVE TIMES as much. The Unsuspecting must soon be Gobsmacked - the End is Nigh. Come and join the Fun before it is too late, and then set up your carriage! The Raleigh Convention Center has been prevailed upon to accept a few more Hellions. Only exceptionally wide-awake, intelligent fans will be entertained, capable of lifting a Winchester bushel of VHS tapes; but PERHAPS YOU ARE THE LUCKY FAN! Hurry, there is no time to be lost. Hurry to the Rendezvous in Room 401B this Friday at 9:30 in the P.M. YOU MAY BE THE LUCKY FAN WHO IS ACCEPTED! No troublesome formalities. The best of entertainments at 120 minutes to the panel, 4 times the delight per minute. Free water, seating and pain! Dancing and fiddling aboard. A health-giving, wealth-giving cruise. Be healthy and wealthy and wise, and bless the day you came aboard the Hell! GOD SAVE THE KING! *** 5,000 a man! (or more) WEALTH EASE DISTINCTION YOUR LAST CHANCE OF A FORTUNE! HMS Polychrest will shortly sail to scour the seas of ALL KING GEORGE'S enemies. She is desined to SAIL AGAINST WIND AND TIDE and she will Take, Sink and Destroy the Tyrant's helpless man-of-war, without Mercy, sweeping the Ocean of his Trade. There is no time to be lost! Once the Polychrest has gone by there will be no more PRIZES, no more fat French and cowardly Dutch merchantmen, loaded with Treasure, Jewels, Silks, Satins and Costly Delicacies for the immoral and luxurious Usurper's Court. This Amazing New Vessel, built on Scientific Principles, is commanded by the renowned CAPTAIN AUBREY! whose brig Sophie, with a 28lb broadside, captured 100,000.s worth of enemy shipping last war. 28lb, and the Polychrest fires 384lb from either side! So what will she do, in this proportion? More than TWELVE TIMES as much! The Enemy must soon be Bankrupt - the End is Nigh. Come and join the Fun before it is too late, and then set up your Carriage! Captain Aubrey has been prevailed upon to accept a few more Hands. Only exceptionally wide-awake, intelligent men will be entertained, capable of lifting a Winchester bushel of Gold; but PERHAPS YOU ARE THE LUCKY MAN! Hurry, there is no time to be lost. Hurry to the Rendezvous at the - YOU MAY BE THE LUCKY MAN WHO IS ACCEPTED! No troublesome formalities. The best of provisions at 16 oz to the pound, 4lb of tobacco a month. Free beer, wine and grog! Dancing and fiddling aboard. A health-giving, wealth-giving cruise. Be healthy and wealthy and wise, and bless the day you came aboard the Polychrest! GOD SAVE THE KING