Snape o' Potions he was there Skimming every page "When I get to the final book They'll finally be of age!" An' it's who'll slash ye this time Who'll slash ye noo? The lass who slashed ye last, lad, She no will slash ye noo. Agent Cooper he stood there In a room of red Admiring how his waist lined Right up with midget head An' it's who'll slash ye this time Who'll slash ye noo? The lass who slashed ye last, lad, She no will slash ye noo. Up to the Wall strode Karla A-comin' to defect But Smiley said "Defective? I found him quite erect!" An' it's who'll slash ye this time Who'll slash ye noo? The lass who slashed ye last, lad, She no will slash ye noo. Judas awoke to find in bed A randy King of Kings Jesus just sighed and said "Fangirls will slash most anything." An' it's who'll slash ye this time Who'll slash ye noo? The lass who slashed ye last, lad, She no will slash ye noo.