"Goto Is The Law" To The Tune of: "I Am The Law" by Anthrax by FnordChan Happy Patlabor Day! 08/10/23 Fifteen years in the TMP He's like no captain that they've ever seen A man so cool his blood's ice cold And when he speaks cops do what they are told They call him Razor, his last name Goto You break the law into a cell you'll go! Peace and gobys what he's fighting for Captain Goto, he is the law! ALPHONSE! With special vehicles he rules the wards And rouge mecha he meets will face his sword Not even SCHAFT can overcome his mind Cause Noa dumped Bud on his behind When SV2 endured their Longest Day His college buddy Kai put a nuke in play! Goto resisted, SV2 fought back Crushed the missile with a sub-launched attack! ALPHONSE! Respect the badge! He earned it with his wits Fear the gun! Your sentence will be long because I AM THE LAW! And you won't laborjack no more I AM THE LAW! My team will even up the score I AM THE LAW Hijack a mech I'll lock the door Because in all Tokyo I AM THE LAW! In the reclaimed land where SV2 dwells No one delivers it's a living hell Shanghai and cup noodle will swiftly tire And all that's left are Seven Days of Fire The racing sheets are a bible to him Even though he never seems to win He keeps the peace with his Ingram squad He's not a cop he is a god! ALPHONSE! Respect the badge! He earned it with his wits Fear the gun! Your sentence will be long because I AM THE LAW! And you won't laborjack no more I AM THE LAW! My team will even up the score I AM THE LAW Hijack a mech I'll lock the door Because in all Tokyo I AM THE LAW! CRIME! The bad guys won't win Your labor's wrecked when Noa sticks the baton in! LAW! Is what he'll enforce Kanuka's here for combat and she's going to war! (Kenji Kawai keyboard solo) CRIME! The bad guys won't win Your labor's wrecked when Noa sticks the baton in! LAW! Is what he'll enforce Kanuka's here for combat and she’s going to war! Respect the badge! He earned it with his wits Fear the gun! Your sentence will be long because I AM THE LAW! And you won't laborjack no more I AM THE LAW! My team will even up the score I AM THE LAW Hijack a mech I'll lock the door Because in all Tokyo I! AM! THE! LAW!