MonkeyFest TTTO: Pool Party by the Aquabats Jeff: Bro, what's up? Phil: Dude, just watching some digisubs. Jeff: Heh, right on. Hey, dude, guess what tonight? Phil: What? Jeff: MonkeyFest, my house, 8 o'clock! Phil: YEAH! Jeff: You don't even know, dude! There's gonna be girls, and smoked pepperonni, and - no, really, girls - and David Smith is gonna be there! Phil: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Jeff: Hold on, dude, hold on! MonkeyFest, baby It was a funky fest Funky MonkeyFest Tra La La La Cheese balls, Hot Pockets and generic cola All of the food that we could buy for 20 dollars Millions of people don't know about my party Except for the few on the Monkey List, baby Boston rips! (We just went yesterday!) Girls look cute! (They're in the MonkeyLair?) Holy guacamole! (On a Yard 'O Beef!) So, come on, New York trip, Cause Book Off rips! It was a MonkeyFest for the Monkeys everywhere It was a MonkeyFest for the few girls we don't scare It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest Yeah yeah yeah MonkeyFest, baby It's was a funky fest Funky MonkeyFest Tra la la la The guy/girl ratio is almost two to one We haven't been this well groomed since 1981 So come to the condo and walk on in We even cleaned up to make it safe for estrogen Boston trip! (We just went yesterday!) Girls look cute! (They're in the MonkeyLair?) Holy Guacamole! (On a Yard 'O Beef!) So, come on, New York trip, Cause Book Off rips! It was a MonkeyFest for the monkeys everywhere It was a MonkeyFest for the few girls we don't scare It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest Yeah yeah yeah I saw a girl, you know it's true Kicking ass at Halo in the living room Come on in and you will see Just how geeky a Monkey can be But don't put that food into your bod You don't know the horror of the Breakfast Wad Phil is dying, that's nothing new Let's hope he doesn't give us the flu Para, Dave Boyd, Andy and Tim It's time to go see the Two Towers again! It was a MonkeyFest for the monkeys everywhere It was a MonkeyFest for the few girls we don't scare It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest It's the best at my fest There's no guests at my fest This ain't no con, it's a fest There's no guests at my fest So Phil and Greg can get some rest Yeah yeah yeah MonkeyFest! Funky MonkeyFest! Bitchin', funky MonkeyFest! Bitchin' Camero MonkeyFest, dude! Yeah! It was killer! MonkeyFest, bro! Phil "Stop me before I filk again" Lee