Now Available from Ziv Video!
(The main reason people watch Laama 1/2...)
Yo! Lush Trudeau here to tell you about the most incredibly drawn
out series of all time! It's called Laama 1/2, and it's all
about aquatransexuals and teen angst! Despite the fact that nothing of
interest happens after around episode 20, we're going to keep selling it
- because you keep buying it! And, best of all, there's no end in
Laama 1/2, on sale now in stores everywhere! Look for the newest
Laama 1/2 release, "Pointless Change of Title in a Vague Attempt at Wit",
comming soon from Ziv Video!
(Also look for Want To See My Mermaid's Scar?, available in
fine stores everywhere!)
On Sale in March, 1996!
Maison Gerard Jones
What a babe! Of course it'll sell!
Yo! Yusaku Godai here to tell you about all the horrible things Ziv is
going to do to one of the most incredible series of all time! It's
called Maison Gerard Jones, where wacky Ziv translators give you the
opportunity to twitch every time you hear phrases like "Kyoko
Baby"! You'll be able to enjoy all the alcoholic excitement over the next
four years with our agonizingly slow release schedule! And, if you're
lucky, we'll grudgingly put out a subtitled release!
Maison Gerard Jones, on sale in March 1996! After all, when you've
got Ziv Video, who needs cultural notes?
Please Save My Sanity
The laughs never end with Please Save My Sanity!
Yo! Shion here to tell you all about the other most incredible
series of all time! It's called Please Save My Sanity, and it's all
about how me and a bunch of my space friends all come down with this
weird alien virus, die, and are reincarnated on earth - let's just say I
Please Save My Sanity, on sale in March 1996! Featuring recyled
Laama 1/2 voice talent, and lots of wacky, zany fun! But, watch out
- this show features lots of dialogue, like that long, boring "I Can
Hear The Sea" movie. Comming soon from Ziv Video!
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