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Flying Spaghetti Monster revival at UNC

A new pit preacher dressed in official FSM pirate garb was in the UNC Pit recently. Alex Mellnick, FSM Preacher, had his moments captured in pictures and in movies and in text as he spread the Pastafarian message.

Touched by his noodlely appendage indeed!

Along the way I learned that local Pit Preacher Gary Birdsong has an entry in Wikipedia and a picture gallery on ibiblio!


  1. Wow. I had heard meantion of the Flying Spagetti Monster, but I didn’t understand FSMism until now.

    I also had no idea that Gary Birdsong afflicted other campuses besides UNC! How heartwarming that his efforts to degrage and destroy Christianity from the inside out are regional. Keep up the good work.

  2. I had no idea Birdsong went anywhere but NCSU campus! LOL.

  3. Long live the First Amendment. It’s nice to know someone out there has the courage to strike out in a new direction.

  4. Wow, this guy is intense! He came to UNC-Asheville yesterday…Evangelists should not come to UNC-Asheville unless they are absolutely ready to put up a fight. A real mental case that.

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