A lot of people with intriguing names have been writing to tell me about the number of times that they’ve gotten lucky. Spamassassin is learning about them tho. Soon they will be off with the various spellings of Rollex where I will never see them.
If you feel the need to tell me about your luck, send that story via paper mail to:

NC Attorney General’s Office
9001 Mail Service Center
Raleigh, NC 27699-9001

Be sure to include a return address and a day time phone number.