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Gullibility Virus Warning



Keep this on hand. It's worth its weight in reference links.
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            WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!
            Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
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WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular
Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are
becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without
question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in
their inbox or on their browser.  The Gullibility Virus, as it is called,
apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes
relating to cookie recipes, email viruses, taxes on modems, and
get-rich-quick schemes
 
"These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery
tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said. "Most
are otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the samestories if told
to them by a stranger on a streetcorner."  However, once these same people
become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they
read on the Internet.

"My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone,"
reported one weeping victim.  "I believe every warning message and
sick child story my friends forward to me, even though most of the
messages are anonymous."

Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard about
Good Times, I just accepted it without question.  After all, there
were dozens of other recipients on the mail header, so I thought the
virus must be true."  It was a long time, the victim said, before she
could stand up at a Hoaxees Anonymous meeting and state, "My name is Jane,
and I've been  hoaxed."  Now, however, she is spreading the word.
"Challenge and check whatever you read,"  she says.

Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the
virus, which include the following:

      *  the willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking

      *  the urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others

      *  a lack of desire to take three minutes to check
         to see if a story is true

T. C. is an example of someone recently infected.  He told one
reporter,  "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost
all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo."
When told about the Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he would stop reading
email, so that he would not become infected.

Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately.
Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet
users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item
tempting them to thoughtless credence.  Most hoaxes, legends, and
tall tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet
community.

Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and there is
online help from many sources, including

      *  Department of Energy Computer Incident Advisory
         Capability at
              <http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACHoaxes.html>

      *  Symantec Anti Virus Research Center at
              <http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html>

      *  McAfee Associates Virus Hoax List at
              <http://www.mcafee.com/support/hoax.html>

      *  Dr. Solomons Hoax Page at
              <http://www.drsolomons.com/vircen/hoax.html>

      *  The Urban Legends Web Site at
              <http://www.urbanlegends.com>

      *  Urban Legends Reference Pages at
              <http://www.snopes.com>

      *  Datafellows Hoax Warnings at
              <http://www.Europe.Datafellows.com/news/hoax.htm>

Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate
themselves against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good
material on evaluating sources, such as

      *  Evaluating Internet Research Sources at
              <http://www.sccu.edu/faculty/R_Harris/evalu8it.htm>

      *  Evaluation of Information Sources at
              <http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~agsmith/evaln/evaln.htm>

      *  Bibliography on Evaluating Internet Resources at
              <http://refserver.lib.vt.edu/libinst/critTHINK.HTM>

Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the
Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who
forwards them a hoax.

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This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously!  Forward
it to all your friends right away!  Don't think about it!  This is
not a chain letter!  This story is true!  Don't check it out!  This story
is so timely, there is no date on it!  This story is so important, we're
using lots of exclamation points!  For every message you forward to
some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will
donate ten cents to itself.  (If you wonder how the Home will know
you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously
thinking too much.)

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     ACT NOW!  DON'T DELAY!  LIMITED TIME!  NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE!

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"Metering the Internet would be like adding toll booths
to every mile of Interstate Highway in America!"

Above hilarity compliments of:
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Webmaster
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magazine
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