Subject: Re: Potent Organic Farmers
From: [email-masked] (Alan McHughen)
Date: 23 Jun 1994 17:40:40 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.sustainable.agriculture

: : In article <[email-masked]>, [email-masked]
: : (David R. Smith) wrote:

: : > A new medical study shows that organic farmers have at
: : > least twice the sperm count as non-organic farmers.

This makes perfect sense; organic farmers are *selected* (in the 
evolutionary sense) for high sperm counts. The basic premise of organic 
farming is to eliminate the use of synthetic chemicals. Organic farmers 
need to find, and use, natural organic substances for their farm 
operations. No one can deny that sperm is a natural, organic fertilizer, 
so those farmers with an abundance of sperm will be more successful. 

	I just wonder when they *apply* it to the crops :-)