Subject: Re: How to stamp out M*M*F* spam.

From: [email-masked] (Larry Caldwell)
Date: Sun, 22 Sep 1996 12:38:24 -0700

In article <[email-masked]>,
postman <[email-masked]> wrote:

> > And how about the poor bastards that have to sort and deliver
> > someones' idea of a joke??? Just folks like you and me, don't
> > deserve any leaking packages.   Postman

OK, Postie, how about the Post Office starts enforcing laws against
chain letters?  You put all these people in jail, or just fine them
half a million bucks apiece, and I'll drop the vendetta.  

Besides, Fat Tony has led me to the light.  No more leaky condoms, just
Franklin Mint orders for pewter dwarfs.  The Sanskrit Book of the Month 
club.  Eleven copies of Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles" CD for a penny.  Look for
interesting mail to deliver in the upcoming months.

-- Larry, Founder, Mail a Turd Movement.