From kfl@access.digex.net Tue Apr 5 01:04:42 EDT 1994 Article: 9106 of sci.med.nutrition Path: bigblue.oit.unc.edu!concert!news.duke.edu!MathWorks.Com!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!howland.reston.ans.net!news.intercon.com!news1.digex.net!access.digex.net!not-for-mail From: kfl@access.digex.net (Keith F. Lynch) Newsgroups: sci.med.nutrition,rec.food.veg,alt.tasteless Subject: New vitamin A1 Date: 1 Apr 1994 00:33:54 -0500 Organization: Express Access Public Access UNIX, Greenbelt, Maryland USA Lines: 22 Message-ID: <2ngbo2$e4h@access2.digex.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: access2.digex.net Xref: bigblue.oit.unc.edu sci.med.nutrition:9106 rec.food.veg:38066 alt.tasteless:48566 Scientists today announced discovery of a new essential vitamin, thiomethylaprilamine (A1). This vitamin is not found in any food in the vegetable kingdom. It's not found in any animal, either, with one exception. It's not available as a supplement, since it's too difficult to synthesize. The sole source of this vitamin is the human body. The only way to obtain this essential nutrient is by consuming human flesh. If you have not been doing so, you are probably deficient. Deficiency symptoms include (but are not limited to): Anxiety, backaches, boredom, cavities, colds, constipation, depression, fatigue, gas, headaches, heartburn, hemorrhoids, indigestion, ingrown toenails, itching, malaise, nausea, nearsightedness, obesity, thinning hair, tobacco addiction, and toothaches. If you have ever had any of these symptoms, you had better get more of this vitamin. -- Keith Lynch, kfl@access.digex.com f p=2,3:2 s q=1 x "f f=3:2 q:f*f>p!'q s q=p#f" w:q p,?$x\8+1*8