Once upon a time..... In a place far far away..... There was a kingdom that consisted entirely of kitties. It was a lovely place, where every kitten got a nice big steak twice a day, and slept whenever and wherever they felt like sleeping. But there was this one kitten who was not content on being a kitty anymore. She wanted to become a real feline. She thought and thought...and thought some more....but she just couldn't figure out how to become a real cat!! But there was something she wanted more...she wanted to be a person and go to Purdue (for what no one knew). One day she was walking alone and the Wizard of Oz jumped out in front of her. Kitten said, "Where did you come from?" Wiz answered her by saying, "I can grant you three wishes. At this point in time, Kitten was at a lose for words. She thought and thought, and finally she figured out what she wanted. She told Wiz, "I want to become a real person, and keep my name Cats. Second, I want to go to Purdue and become a journalist/novelist and make $200,000 every year. And third I want a green British Racing Mazda Miati." Wiz pondered on those requests for a while, and finally said, "Okay...your wishes will be granted." He waved his hands and said a few words and then poof......Kitten was a CAT in a human body, sitting behind the steering wheel of a mazda Miati, and driving on the Purdue campus. She had no idea what to say... But even if she did know what to say to Wiz, she wouldn't get the chance. Wiz had vanished as fast as the car appeared. One day on campus she decided to see if she could meet some people and decided to go to the math building (going to the math building is as about as bad as going to Purdue for a journalist degree). Anyways....she decided to go to the math building. Little did she realized that this would be the turning point in her straight A's that she got last semester. She went downstairs because even if human nature is to always go up, a Cat's instict is "to go down". As she went down the stairs her keen hearing told her that there were *lots* of monitors turned on. She was very curious to find out about all the noise. While she was down- stairs she met lots of people that were yelling back and forth while they were talking on the computers to each other. She thought they were very funny. She asked them their names and each one of them replied with a most peculiar answer. One said Jester, another said Falcon, another Parry. When they were done Spacecadet asked her her name. She repied with Cats. There was a few moments of silence before anyone realized that that was her *real* name!!! Her new found friends showed her a place they called the haven. She was accepted very well into the palace on the computer. She even aquired a new name of *Wild Cats*. This is what everyone would come to know and love her as. She found herself going back to the computer alot more than at first...and more and more.... Pretty soon she was on the haven all the time, except when she had classes. (This story can't be continued as it has no ending *YET*!!!!!)