------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haven Purity Test v1.2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To score this test, take the total number of 'no' answers and divide it by the total number of questions. Have you ever done any of the following : 1. Have you taken this test more than 5 times? 2. Have you ever proctored a group taking of this test? 3. Been put on academic probation due to havening? 4. Been kicked out of your college/university due to the haven? 5. Used the haven as a place to pick someone up? 6. Gotten a date from the haven? 7. 'Fallen in love/lust' over the haven? ( this means have a relationship long distance (not at your school) w/ someone. Counts if you never got to meet them) 8. Met the person and where scared/repulsed by them? 9. Spent more then $75.00 in one month on long distance bills to the person? 10. Pulled an all niter on the haven? 11. Skipped class to be on the haven? 12. Skipped a test/final to be on the haven? 13. Skipped a week of school due to havening? 14. Broken into a terminal room ? 15. Moved the computers or parts thereof around a terminal room just to haven? 16. Been drunk while on the haven? 17. Got drunk in a computer lab (somewhere public and dry)? 18. With other haveners ? 19. With Non-Haveners trying to work watching you? 20. Impersonated someone on the haven? 21. Pretended to be somone else with the sole purpose of being malicious? ( 'mindfucking') 22. Have you ever been 'mindfucked'? 23. Had compu-sex? 24. Had group compu-sex? 25. Traced, fingered, etc to find someone's real identity? 26. Piped, etc given them this information as a tactical scare? 27. Piped in usless stuff (webster, date, weather, etc) ? 28. Crashed the haven on purpose? 29. Crashed the haven on accident? 20. To get line 1? 31. To get rid of annoying idlers? 32. Picked on newbies for the soul purpose of annoying them? 33. Wapped someone? 34. Used a `kill' macro (ie. graphic dismemberment)? 35. Hugged ( and all of its derivatives) someone? 36. Tried to break into someone else's account to haven when your machine is down or your account was unaccessible? 37. Did you succeed? 38. Used someone elses account to avoid being `traced'? 39. Said you were going to quit and posted it to the mailing list? 40. Have you ever done it more than once ? 41. Then got back onto the haven? 42. Been kicked out of a computer lab because of havening? ( The library or the lab closing doesn't count.) 43. Lost/frozen/deleted your account because of misuse due to havening? a because you were administrating a haven, harrassment, etc) 44. Forged mail to the mailing list? 45. Changed your major to a computer related major because of havening? 46. Gotten on the haven after sex? 47. Then talked about it? 48. Been to a haven gathering of more than 8 people? 49. Taken over most of a restaurant as a result of there being so many haveners? 50. Been to such a gathering and warned by the management? 51. Taken over most of a computer lab? 52. Jumped over / walked on computer tables/desks? 53. Left your dorm, etc to go to a 24hr or open lab so you could haven in private as long as you wanted? 54. Driven roundtrip 100 or more miles to see a havener? 55. Driven 1000 or more miles to see a havener? 56. Have you ever been questioned by Police while performing a haven related activity? (Getting pulled over while going to Denny's/Colorado) 57. While visiting did you login? ( just read mail and news) 58. Did you haven? 59. Was the trip to get together or break up with this person? ( in other words you had a 'mission' :-) ) 60. Dated anyone on the haven? 61. Dated more than 1 havener at the same time? 62. And they both knew about it ? 63. More than one month? 64. More than a year? 65. Gotten engaged to someone on the haven ( in real life)? 66. Gotten engaged/married on the haven ( no legal papers involved) ? 67. Had sex with a havener? 68. Havened while in class ( i.e.- computer lab) ? 69. Havened from a professors office (ie. you went there for help)? 70. Havened while at work? 71. Mavved an explicit /p that didn't go where it was supposed to? 72. Made sentences with channel names? 73. Telneted to the haven? 74. Used tinyfugue, hhc, or another client? 75. Been on more than one haven at a time? 76. Called long distance to haven? 77. Used a computer phone to log into the haven? 78. Spent 4 or more hours straight ( not idle) on the haven? 79. Spent 12 or more hours straight (not idle) on the haven? 80. Had your connect time to your account be over 24hrs in one day (screen, xterms, etc.)? 81. Won an Edgar Award ( a haven award)? 82. Are you on the haven mailing list? 83. Been taken off the list? 84. Sent utterly useless mail or mail bombed the list? 85. Been involved in the administration of a chat? 86. Called/emailed/wrote the administrator of a chat to whine about it being down? 87. Been involved in the writing or revision of a chat? 88. Have a stolen piece of chat code? 89. Have you obtained a stolen piece of code and then gotten permission to run it later? 90. Have a legitimate piece of chat code? 91. Did you just discover the haven on accident? 92. Got the address from a mailing list or newsgroup? 93. Got the address from a friend? 94. Received counsel while on the haven? 95. Given counsel while on the haven? 96. Have you ever been involved in a Denny's run? 97. Havened for at least a month? 98. A year? 99. 2 years or more? 100. Met or seen the real Mav? (yes, Mav is a real person) 101. Know the exact date that you started havening? 102. Fallen asleep while havening? 103. Slept in a computer lab because you were tired from havening? 104. Spent more then 24hrs straight in a computer lab? 105. Taken quotes from the haven and used them in your .plan? 106. Been quoted in anyone's .plan (not your own)? 107. Logged anything from the haven? 108. Still have a log ? 109. Put the log on tape/disk/hard-drive for later? 110. Been on one particular haven more than once (at a time)? 111. More than 10 times (at one time) ? 112. Ever had password for special priveleges on a chat? 113. Have you ever killed (disconnected) someone on the haven? 114. Killed yourself with your triggers ? 115. Have you ever been killed off or zapped? 116. Have you ever forced (.f) someone? 117. Have you ever been forced? 118. When in conversation in real-life, do you constantly refer to haveners by their appropriate haven name? 119. Do you talk in third person in real life? 120. Do you talk in computer/haven jargon in real life? 121. Do you carry on conversations on the haven entirely consisting of yells? 122. Do you idle on the haven all nite for the sole purpose of getting the top connection? 123. Do you use descriptive channel names to tell people what you are doing or where you are? 124. Do you have `your own' channel (ie. relating to your name, etc)? 125. Have you ever tricked someone into quitting (/quit) on the haven? 126. Have you ever pretended to be someone of the opposite sex? 127. In order to get info out of someone? 128. Have you ever been mistaken for someone of the opposite sex? 129. Have you ever used a fake name on the haven to talk to someone who you know wouldnt speak to you if they knew who you really are? 130. Do you use more than 1 Haven name on a regular basis ? 131. Have you ever permanently changed your haven name ? (been known as someone and just changed to another name and kept it) 132. Have you ever intentionally maved sexual comments 133. Have you ever quoted personal /p's? 134. Have you ever skipped classes etc, in order to spend time with a havener in real-life? 135. have you ever tried to split up a haven couple? 136. Have you ever played wally/volleyball with the haveners? 137. Have you ever knocked on the window of a closed computer lab in order to be let in by haveners still inside? 138. Have you ever been to a haven party? 139. Have you ever just crashed someones place in order to make a haven party? 140. Have you ever come home to find haveners have crashed at your place? 141. Have you ever logged on while at that party? 142. Have you gotten anyone else on the haven? 143. More then five people? 144. Have any of them failed out yet? 145. Have you ever played Truth or Dare on the haven? 146. Have you ever played tag on the haven? 147. Have you ever played Red/Non-Red on the haven? 148. Did you ever figure out the Red/Non-red game? 149. Do you have your own personal entrance/exit macros? 150. Are they more then three lines? 151. Have you ever type .q instead of .w ? 152. Ever asked a `guru' a computer related question? 153. Did the `guru` give you the correct answer? 154. Ever helped a newbie (type .? for help, .n for name)? 155. Had a roomate move out because of your havening? 156. Got your roommates addicted to havening? 157. Have you ever typed to someone in the same room as you over the haven rather than talk to them in real-life? 158. Have you and several people in the same room be the only one's on the haven, yet you still havened? 159. have you ever accidentally typed a haven command (.w, .q or the like) from force of habit while on a talk request or programming (i.e. something NOT on the haven)? 160. Have you ever typed `ls' or some other shell command on the haven? 161. Have you ever dreamed about someone you had met on the haven w/o ever having seen or gotten to meet this person in real life? 162. Have you ever gotten a computer account for the main purpose of havening? 163. Have you ever been called by your haven name in the open public? (i.e. someone trying to attract your attention by calling "Jazzy!!" or the such) 164. Have you ever ordered something at a restaurant and used your haven name? 165. Have you ever played Euchre while havening? 166. Can you identify more then 50 haveners by sight? (Real names and Haven names)? 167. Do you know what 'GORN' means? 168. Have you ever been 'in bed' with more than 5 haveners? 169. Have you ever logged in from a laptop via a cellular phone to haven? 170. Have you ever been on more than 5 havens at one time? 171. Have you ever spammed a haven from a root shell? 172. Have you ever set up a recursive trigger with someone else to spam the haven? 173. Have you ever havened naked? 174. You have been dumped by someone over the haven? 175. Have you ever lost significant weight because you havened instead of eating? 176. Have you ever married a havener? (in real life) 177. Have you ever divorced a havener? (in real life...) 178. When or if you have kids, will you let them haven? 179. Have you ever let a parent or sibling haven through your account? 180. Have you ever sent haven-crashing code to the entire mailing list? 181. Have you ever written a 'bot' for the haven? 182. Have you ever carried on more than three conversations at once, on the SAME haven, with more than three different people? 183. Have you ever been granted an account solely for the purpose of running a haven on it? (as in given an account to run a haven on, not using the account to just haven an nothing else) 184. Have you ever called people 'newbie' just to goad them into getting all upset about it and denying it? 185. Have you ever dreamt about the haven? (i.e. seeing a screen with peoples' words on it, and your words too) 186. Have you ever come to despise someone solely for what they did on the haven? 187. Have you ever havened from work? (i.e. somewhere you had computer access) 188. Have you ever had sex while on the haven? (as in real life, with a partner) --