Sender: dinosaur@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Dino) Okay okay okay. Don't blame me for this.. or do.. I don't really care. :) I was digging through one of my tapes, and I came across this little beast about haven relationships I wrote.. oh.. a year or so ago. I've had several haven relationships and never had this sort of thing happen, but I've *seen* it happen. This was actually written after a popular (at the time) haven couple turned out to be a joke in RL. I won't embarrass people by revealing any names; you can guess if you like. At any rate, you *should* know the song. Eagles - Life in the Fast Lane. Except now it's Dino - Love on the Haven. This is not for the timid. You have been warned. ---------------------- Love on the Haven He was a boneheaded man; he was cyberspace handsome And she was terminal room pretty She heard he was cute, and he heard she was lonesome And they lived in different cities He had a nasty reputation as a newbie dude They said he was tasteless, said he was crude They had one thing in common They havened from bed She said, "Faster, faster.. "Who cares if we're misled?" Love on the Haven Surely make you lose your mind Love on the Haven Are you with me so far? Eager for action; hot for the game The haven attraction; the drop of the name They ignored other people They had their cheap thrills They chatted cross country Without footing the bills Lines scrolled on the screen, at a maddening pace She pretended not to notice she had never seen his face Awake every evening until it was light He was too tired to make it; she was too tired to fight about it Love on the Haven Surely make you lose your mind Love on the Haven Love on the Haven Gambling, all the time Love on the Haven Lusting and longing; dove in headfirst They didn't see the danger Took a turn for the worse She said, "Listen baby. We've been chatting since spring "Come see me in real life; I can't stand this goddamn thing." He said, "Okay dear, I'll be there in a dash. "I'm comin' to visit, because I've finally saved the cash." They went rushing down that pathway, Seeking love and all costs When at last they met, they were both totally turned off and it was Love on the Haven Surely make you lose your mind Love on the Haven Love on the Haven Gambling, all the time Love on the Haven Love on the Haven Love on the Haven ================================================================================ Dino, the most hated person on the planet --> dinosaur@sage.cc.purdue.edu