Well as most of you know there was a hilarious force fest a few weeks ago when IH was here... I was mailed a partial screen log and ended up removing all the control characters and other things that shouldn't be seen (p-words, and private messages... :-) ) and compiled it all.. there is also a funny kill- fest where you actually get to see how it looks to be on the other side of a /k command. :-) I hope you enjoy it... And remeber the contents of this were all said in fun, and SHOULD NOT be taken seriously. :-) ----------------------------------- [We now resume our regularly scheduled program, allready in progress] <*22, Amy*> Pass the ketchup and the duct tape, baby (27, Rookie) I didn`T do it. > line 22(Amy) just left. (4, Curious George) ohhhh Peter....... [*25, Hermit*] <-- ugly son o' bitch > New arrival on line 18. (13, Wayne) ...DUCT TAPE?!?!?!?! > line 15(Walrus) just left. > Dr. Doom has wandered off. <*18, Amy*> hahahahah {*13, Wayne*} Hey, I'd like to get in on the fun.... (14, Isaac Asimov) i have a paul mark on me {*8, Shakes*} (invents world-fucking machine) (13, Wayne) Yeah, I wanna fuck shakey, too (13, Wayne) STOP THAT!!!! (7, Tigress) a what mark?? (14, Isaac Asimov) paul mark (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- shakes his head. > Amy has joined. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) (mutters) (13, Wayne) LAURA!!!! (12, A very hungry Bouncey) (eats his C++ book) {1, Milady Laura} WHAT? (14, Isaac Asimov) he throws them to people (12, A very hungry Bouncey) oops.. (7, Tigress) kkjfkdlsajfkdlsjfkdl;sjfkldsjklfdjsklfjdkls; {*12, A very hungry Bouncey*} damnit, peter, I am HUNGRY {*12, A very hungry Bouncey*} GIVE ME MEAT NOW (12, A very hungry Bouncey) Oh, well, I guess I will just have to buy another one. (4, Curious George) Give it to her Peter.... (4, Curious George) Don't be stingy (13, Wayne) I WONT INVITE YOU EVER AGAIN TO DO ANYTHING IF YOU DO THIS TO ME! <18, Amy> who is bouncey? <*25, Hermit*> <------ will initiate the self destruct mode of the Haven unless everyone pays me a $1000.00 or has wild vigarous sex with me. {*8, Shakes*} (unzips pants, and then realizes that he is 100000 fucking miles away from everyone) (7, Tigress) yeah right {*1, Milady Laura*} But Wayne........ (12, A very hungry Bouncey) I am bouncey... (9, Nerf Kolchak) Okay Tigress (7, Tigress) that one was believable (4, Curious George) Yeah I guess it won't reach..... (17, ???) (12, A very hungry Bouncey) what else do you wish to know about me? (13, Wayne) Well...OK...have your fun. [*25, Hermit*] Ftps Shakes some vasoline <*8, Shakes*> But I'm sure it could reach.... (17, ???) Hey, who's horny tonight? (13, Wayne) Yeah, right! {*25, Hermit*} I can see it all the way over here Shakes... (27, Rookie) Hi ??? <16, Hawk> fondle transfer protocol, IH? (14, Isaac Asimov) paul is (17, ???) I know I am. {*18, Amy*} yah I can smell it all the way over here too (7, Tigress) sheesh <18, Amy> hahahahahahahahahahahah {*8, Shakes*} the Leaning penis of Indianapolis (13, Wayne) hahahahah (7, Tigress) *shakes head* <*1, Milady Laura*> You know, I'm so frustrated right now, I'll do the first guy to walk through the door of b6 <*1, Milady Laura*> ME ME ME ME ME ME ME (17, ???) Ok, who the hell just made me something? {1, Milady Laura} you ASS {*1, Milady Laura*} FUCK YOU DAMNIT {*8, Shakes*} taller than the washington monument (27, Rookie) I didn`t --- don`t have the power <*18, Amy*> Hahahahahah!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! (17, ???) goodbye all {1, Milady Laura} oh damnit aj {*8, Shakes*} more powerfull than an atomic bomb (27, Rookie) bye <*1, Milady Laura*> Fuck ME Damnit!!! (4, Curious George) Walk or Crawl????? {*8, Shakes*} It's superdick [*25, Hermit*] I thought you promised mark first dibs (7, Tigress) (27, Rookie) come again (14, Isaac Asimov) what a riot (17, ???) I will (4, Curious George) I think you meant the first to crawl > line 17(???) just left. <10, Wiz> <----- is getting graphics mode... brb (14, Isaac Asimov) silly rookie > line 10(Wiz) just left. <*1, Milady Laura*> And I want it RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! > New arrival on line 10. (7, Tigress) hahahhahahahahhahahahha [*25, Hermit*] My image of you is shattered Jennifer (14, Isaac Asimov) oh boy look out noe {*8, Shakes*} Shit, Laura, calm your balls down. (14, Isaac Asimov) oops noe=now (4, Curious George) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <*18, Amy*> She's a girl! {*8, Shakes*} I agree with Hermit. (7, Tigress) anyone keeping a log of this???? {*25, Hermit*} (I always knew you had it in you Jennifer) <*3, Sgt. Major*> Stop it. This is far too silly. Let's have something more military around here for a change. (4, Curious George) Shakey sounds like he is getting a little tense <*10, Wiz*> <---- wishes he were {*25, Hermit*} ( I always hoped) (12, A very hungry Bouncey) not really, but it would be fun... {*8, Shakes*} why are we broadcasting this across the whole fricking haven? (7, Tigress) /k3 > New arrival on line 15. (9, Kolchak) La la la la la la la la la (15, A_J) Ack. <16, Hawk> A_J!!!!!! {1, Milady Laura} AJ!!! (15, A_J) Hawk! (15, A_J) ML! {*8, Shakes*} well fuck me (15, A_J) Ok.. <*1, Milady Laura*> Because I am a horny bitch in heat, shakey? > line 12(A very hungry Bouncey) just left. <*8, Shakes*> Right now! (5, SC doing chm 115) {1, Milady Laura} that's mean, guys (15, A_J) So, what's this /f? (13, Wayne) Some of us are getting off just reading what you people are saying!!!!!! <*15, A_J*> I always wanted you Hawk. > New arrival on line 12. <*15, A_J*> I'm free tonight {*13, Wayne*} INCLUDING ME {*8, Shakes*} hehehehehhehehehhahahahahahahahhehehehahahehahehahe (15, A_J) I have vaseline (12, Bouncey) hmm. that didn't work.. lets try it again... (9, Kolchak) _ (13, Wayne) YEAH...INCLUDING ME!!!!!! (15, A_J) Duhme? {*1, Milady Laura*} oh FUCK ME {*8, Shakes*} Why the hell am I in Indy when all the horny people are at PU? <*6, Bishop_III*> find a channel (15, A_J) (pronounced DOOO - ME) (14, Isaac Asimov) why sigh kol <*13, Wayne*> Okay. When and where Laura? > line 12(Bouncey) just left. (15, A_J) Laura takes it up the ass...doo dah...doo dah... (15, A_J) :)\ [*25, Hermit*] I'll kiss the next person through the door to G6 {*8, Shakes*} We seem to really be coming out of our closets now. > New arrival on line 12. (12, Bouncey) hello again. (15, A_J) Or our clothes... (12, Bouncey) Ok, that is working now.. (4, Curious George) (listens to LP moan out A_J's name <*6, Bishop_III*> G6? <*25, Hermit*> I mean b6 {*8, Shakes*} I'll kiss the next person to show up in my room at 7827 Dutch court.... {*15, A_J*} (strips and begins to prance around the room...waving certain parts of his anatomy) (15, A_J) DICKWAVER! (7, Tigress) > New arrival on line 17. (7, Tigress) ugh!!! (7, Tigress) yuck!!! {*8, Shakes*} I'll even do more, if you are willing to come clear the fuck down to here. (14, Isaac Asimov) what a hermit [*25, Hermit*] YOu mean there's somethign there to wave? (7, Tigress) at least it was only his hand.... (27, Rookie) Yo VIZ!!! (12, A very hungry Bouncey) starts eating his clothing. <*15, A_J*> Oh God I wish Falcon were here now. {*8, Shakes*} <---- English major (12, A very hungry Bouncey) err. <*1, Milady Laura*> Oh really Shakes? Well, in that case, I'm on my way..... (12, A very hungry Bouncey) (13, Wayne) I THINK I AM IN THE WRONG PLACE TOO!!!! (17, Visual Mark) IF I SEE ANOTHER MANCHESTER BAND I'M GONNA HURL!!!! <*25, Hermit*> BB - take me now <18, Amy> damnit jennifer, get the hell out of my place {*8, Shakes*} hehehehhahahaha yah right. Like you'd give me the time of day for that. (9, Silent Kolchak) Hmmmmmmm [*25, Hermit*] <-- has no protection to give you guys but you shoudl go find some. (15, A_J) beeber takes it up the ass...doo dah...doo dah... <*25, Hermit*> Shakey, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I can come all the way there. Mebbe 5 feet, but not to BSU. (14, Isaac Asimov) i am totally lost oh well (24, sarah) Hey Viz! (17, Visual Mark) Hi, everyone. <*17, Visual Mark*> free sex for a dollar (27, Rookie) <----is frequently lost (7, Tigress) hello Viz (12, A very hungry Bouncey) amy, where is your place? I will remove jennifer for you... ;) {*25, Hermit*} you know who I would like to blow????? Jedi!!!!! (17, Visual Mark) NOT! {*8, Shakes*} That would make sense if I was at BSU. (13, Wayne) FREE...FOR A DOLLAR????? (7, Tigress) I like that oxymoron... (27, Rookie) cool down VM {*25, Hermit*} he has SUCH a sexy ass (15, A_J) Hermie...where you clothes? I will remove them for a dollar. <*1, Milady Laura*> Oh, there's a lot I would give you, Shakes..... {*8, Shakes*} I've had Jedi (14, Isaac Asimov) hahahahaha (4, Curious George) Really Hermit. I tought only I thought about that???? (15, A_J) NORT {*8, Shakes*} I did him hard, too (15, A_J) SNORT? {*8, Shakes*} and he's NOT VEDRY GOOD...he bites down towards the end. (15, A_J) not <*3, ptooie*> We know oyu are, Shakey. Isn't that JKedi's dick in your mouth? {*8, Shakes*} hehehehahahahahahahahahaha (27, Rookie) VEDRY??? [*25, Hermit*] Who wants to come over here and set the new passwords? (15, A_J) snot? {1, Milady Laura} ME!!!!!!! {*8, Shakes*} ptooie (12, A very hungry Bouncey) I do (9, Silent Kolchak) {*1, Milady Laura*} BRB {*8, Shakes*} it was (14, Isaac Asimov) me (15, A_J) Sorry, Jedi can't COME to the phone right now...he has Milady in his mouth. (14, Isaac Asimov) is cool <16, Hawk> hgehehehe (27, Rookie) is calm (27, Rookie) is collected too (4, Curious George) (watches as LP slowly slides up to Hermit and gives him a rub down) (14, Isaac Asimov) NOT (15, A_J) collected a dollar. (9, Silent Kolchak) (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- helps Isaac to get a little hotter... ;) (27, Rookie) am so <*16, Hawk*> Good one AJ (17, Visual Mark) (bounces Bouncey.) (13, Wayne) All Women Want Is SEX!!!! They Just don't tell us about it. (15, A_J) blinks (15, A_J) bounces (15, A_J) mews <*10, Wiz*> Would like to demonstrate that one oxymoron to Tigress. (14, Isaac Asimov) oh bouncey > line 15(A_J) just left. (27, Rookie) pass bouncey to me Viz (7, Tigress) *sigh* this is getting OLD, people (17, Visual Mark) bounces Bouncy into bed (4, Curious George) <------ Begs to differ with Wayne > New arrival on line 15. <18, Amy> Of course we don't tell you, Wayne (14, Isaac Asimov) how old > Shakes has joined. <18, Amy> hahahahahahaha <18, Amy> this is great <16, Hawk> Shakey\ (13, Wayne) WHY NOT??!!?!?!?!? (15, ?) Ptooie...ptooie (14, Isaac Asimov) paul likes it (7, Tigress) (throws down her aging cucumber) (7, Tigress) /a Oh really, Wiz???? <18, Amy> Because <18, Amy> It isn't fair. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <--- kisses Isaac's hand (4, Curious George) What is amy, Hawk over there????? <18, Amy> Then you would take advantage of us. <10, Wiz> These are the most original /f messages I have seen yet. (13, Wayne) We deserve to know!!!!! > Shakes has wandered off. <18, Amy> hahahahahahahah (7, Tigress) /a oh please a cucumber is not good enough for me <18, Amy> Awww. (14, Isaac Asimov) <---kisses bouncey all over > New arrival on line 19. (13, Wayne) ...And now we do! <18, Amy> Why do you deserve to know? <18, Amy> hahahahahahah <18, Amy> Guess you do. ;) (15, A_J) Ever fuck a rat? (27, Rookie) CQ! (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <--- kisses Isaac back, 10 fold. (13, Wayne) ...WE ARE THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL GET IT!!!! (15, A_J) i have, it really is worth the diseases <*7, Tigress*> I can put my ankles behind my ears, you know. (15, A_J) NOT (4, Curious George) <------ gives bouncy a little pinch (15, A_J) Well, I have, and it is absolutely WONDERFUL (17, Visual Mark) (shoots Bouncey from half court) (12, A very hungry Bouncey) Ouch!! (15, A_J) NOT (17, Visual Mark) (SWISH!!) (4, Curious George) With what Viz????? [7, Tigress) /a hahhahahah I am not *that* flexible (14, Isaac Asimov) oh george i ant you insteadof bouncey (27, Rookie) I`ll bet you are 7. (27, Rookie) bye all {1, Milady Laura} bye (15, A_J) nighty! <18, Amy> bye bye (24, sarah) bye (15, A_J) dream of me.... <*16, Hawk*> Bye (15, A_J) I'll be dreaming of YOU! (15, A_J) {*8, Shakes*} Bye Hawkers. (14, Isaac Asimov) george is <-----------> this long <*6, Bishop_III*> bye hawk {1, Milady Laura} hahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah (17, Visual Mark) (ponders the deep question) IS there anything female I wouldn't fuck? (12, A very hungry Bouncey) hmm > line 14(Isaac Asimov) just left. (15, A_J) (13, Wayne) Us men just want loving relationships and you women ruin that with sex! <*16, Hawk*> I'M NOT Leaving!!! {18, Amy} Hey! (17, Visual Mark) THAT WAS A FORCE. (15, A_J) {18, Amy} I resent that. (19, CQ) <- wipes off his glasses... wow, I can see the screen > New arrival on line 14. {*16, Hawk*} I AM LEAVING (15, A_J) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (13, Wayne) ITS TRUE! {18, Amy} hahahahahahahahah {18, Amy} I really like Shakespeare (14, Isaac Asimov) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (12, A very hungry Bouncey) george, that doesn't look very long to me.. (but my screen probably has smaller letters...) > Shakes has joined. (4, Curious George) What was on them CQ (14, Isaac Asimov) hahahhhaa (19, CQ) steam, CG (13, Wayne) Sorry, CQ, didn't mean to shoot on your glasses. {8, Shakes} What's up here? (15, A_J) HIya CQ! {18, Amy} Gee people, can't you get any more orignal? {18, Amy} I'm disappointed in you. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) Sorry, Amy. {8, Shakes} Sounds great. {*18, Amy*} Hawk! (4, Curious George) Come over and find out for yourself bouncy babyQ!!!!!!!!!! > Shakes has wandered off. (19, CQ) all this talk was getting me hot and steamy (15, A_J) Aha! A willing experimentee!!!1 {*18, Amy*} OKAY DAMNIT THIS IS ORIGINAL (13, Wayne) Hey, Amy...youre no better! (14, Isaac Asimov) i bet it is CQ {18, Amy} hahahahahah {18, Amy} I'm no better? What do you mean Wayne? (13, Wayne) We wont talk about what you offered me! > line 24(sarah) just left. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- licks one of Amy's 189035 hairs (on her head).^M {18, Amy} What? (15, A_J) (4, Curious George) (throws CQ a donut and yells have fun) {18, Amy} What I offered you? {*13, Wayne*} You know, Amy, I really wanted to do you last night after your over generous offer... (15, A_J) ZzZZZZzZZzZZZ <10, Wiz> hmm.... wondering what someone is trying to do... > You don't have authority over Milady Laura! <*18, Amy*> You know, I should stop,. This keyboard is getting awfully sticky. {18, Amy} ( runs from AJ and his 2/3 HP vibrator) (14, Isaac Asimov) after george used the donut himself {1, Milady Laura} hahahahahha {1, Milady Laura} heynow {18, Amy} hahahahahahah (13, Wayne) DONT PLAY DUMN! (4, Curious George) You know it (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- kisses the nearest female... {*18, Amy*} Okay, you're getting better. {1, Milady Laura} KILLFEST? {1, Milady Laura} ok <10, Wiz> haha (15, A_J) Ever f*** your dinner animal then eat it? Purity point! (14, Isaac Asimov) killfest {18, Amy} hahahahahah (12, A very hungry Bouncey) wow. (15, A_J) NO kiding! {1, Milady Laura} hahahhaha no way (4, Curious George) (watches bouncy find the dog walking by) (15, A_J) (Increases 2/3Hp to 3/3HP (15, A_J) (12, A very hungry Bouncey) I think that one should be more than one purity point. (15, A_J) NOT (13, Wayne) ...or 1. {1, Milady Laura} geesh your a hot one AJ <*1, Milady Laura*> you know, I only do kill fests as an outlet for sexual repression. That and wax on my nipples. (13, Wayne) WAX??? <*15, A_J*> Hass a purity of score of 15. (13, Wayne) ...Laura? (15, A_J) Ow. Worse than a 2/3HP vibrator. Ever wax your crotch? {18, Amy} HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (4, Curious George) (watches LP release her tensions on BB in a most interesting way {*1, Milady Laura*} MARK is a piece of Shit damnit (14, Isaac Asimov) wow laura (13, Wayne) YES...that hurts. (15, A_J) /pNo, never. Only with mice. (4, Curious George) LP is pulling out her leather whip <*1, Milady Laura*> But I love him annyway > New arrival on line 20. (15, A_J) 20! ?! (4, Curious George) Hey NOw watch when you snap that thing (14, Isaac Asimov) LP takes out the hand cuffs (15, A_J) And where... (20, Falcon) A_J!!!!! {18, Amy} hahahahahah <16, Hawk> Falcone!!!! (17, Visual Mark) (searches for ppl who aren't here...) (19, CQ) *waves to falcon* <16, Hawk> -e (14, Isaac Asimov) gees look at her go (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <--- tries to eat LP's hand cuffs. (9, --) hmmmmmmm <*15, A_J*> Falcon, I want your body in b6 now!!!! > line 20(Falcon) just left. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) Ouch!! I hurt my tooth. (15, A_J) Falcon! {18, Amy} chahahahaha (4, Curious George) <----- Has to think about what bouncy just said (15, A_J) I got the mice, ML! (13, Wayne) Bouncy...here eat something softer...ME! (15, A_J) oog...is it ALWAYS soft?> [There was a break in screen logs here] <*1, Milady Laura*> You bring the duct tape, AJ. I'll bring the ziplock bags.^M > New arrival on line 20. (15, A_J) I got the mice, ML! (13, Wayne) Bouncy...here eat something softer...ME! (15, A_J) oog...is it ALWAYS soft?> {18, Amy} hahahahah (13, Wayne) ...just dont bite! (15, A_J) TEETH! NO TEETH! (12, A very hungry Bouncey) No teeth? (14, Isaac Asimov) wonders what george bites (17, Visual Mark) Ooogas. (13, Wayne) ...NOT ALWAYS! <*10, Wiz*> <----- decdes to open a condom store... it seems that I would make a great business (15, A_J) heh heh heh (12, A very hungry Bouncey) How can one eat without teeth... > line 14(Isaac Asimov) just left. (4, Curious George) (finds an egg beater in his closet) <*15, A_J*> Whip me, beat me....... {*1, Milady Laura*} I think CG bites his own {18, Amy} hahahahah (15, A_J) Get the ribbed kind. They sell better > New arrival on line 14. > New arrival on line 20. (15, A_J) ..make me bleed... (13, Wayne) I WOULD IF I COULD! (14, Isaac Asimov) george is a butt (4, Curious George) Only when you watch (20, Falcon) <--is back (14, Isaac Asimov) hahahhaa <*6, Bishop_III*> i don't THINK so > line 14(Isaac Asimov) just left. (15, A_J) ...S&M is all I need! <*6, Bishop_III*> VS take me now! <*18, Amy*> //f1 /a AJ, I NEED A GERBIL > New arrival on line 14. [7, Tigress] hahahhahaha (14, Isaac Asimov) ok that is sick hahahhahahaha [*7, Tigress*] how about Tigering?? anyone want to try??? (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- gives a giant gerbil to Amy. > line 14(Isaac Asimov) just left. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- tries. (15, A_J) CG! {18, Amy} go fuck yourself IA (13, Wayne) Gerbils explode when you fuck em. > New arrival on line 14. [*25, Hermit*] <-- wants a tiger. <*15, A_J*> I want a hamster up my ass {*15, A_J*} (sees a gerbilrun out from between bb's legs. goes to catch it) (15, A_J) ]/p20heh oops. > New arrival on line 21. (17, Visual Mark) <----- silly, not sick. (15, A_J) YEAH! (4, Curious George) <----- Brings a camel to the party (15, A_J) (14, Isaac Asimov) <----gives george a wet one (13, Wayne) ]...unless you duct tape them. <*6, Bishop_III*> Why fuck herself, when she can fuck me? (15, A_J) (15, A_J) {1, Milady Laura} duct tape!!!! (4, Curious George) (watches the gerbil die) (15, A_J) The hammer is very effective. (13, Wayne) Yes. (4, Curious George) Hey bb better give it mouth to nouth {*8, Shakes*} LP, I know your mother. Wouldn't it be funny if I accidentally mentioned all this to her? hahahahaha She would laugh so hard. (17, Visual Mark) /=~~~~~~~~~ (15, A_J) CG, give whose WHAT mtm? (17, Visual Mark) (toasts the whole channel golden brown) {*1, Milady Laura*} oh yes, i bet she would. I bet jeff would laugh as he was blowing you tonight if i told him, and he might accidentally bite your dick off (14, Isaac Asimov) george kills gerbils too <*8, Shakes*> I'll have to bring it up, next time I do her. (4, Curious George) The dead gerbil <*17, Visual Mark*> <---totally cluless dweeb <*1, Milady Laura*> Fuck My mother... get me to that cage of gerbals. (15, A_J) CHOMP CHOMP! {18, Amy} hahahahahahahah > line 19(CQ) just left. {*8, Shakes*} I'm going to wake up Kaitie. I am lauging. (15, A_J) MLK, are strap-ons that big nowadays? (14, Isaac Asimov) this is crazy hahahahaha {*8, Shakes*} I am also Laughing too. (15, A_J) not (13, Wayne) this is a little too sick for me. <*8, Shakes*> And you all don't WANNA KNOW what I do to put her back to sleep {18, Amy} hahahahahahah (14, Isaac Asimov) sure wayne (12, A very hungry Bouncey) pulls a huge cage of man-sized gerbils out of the pockets in his Roos (tm) Supershoes... (15, A_J) Yeah...you tell her stories. (14, Isaac Asimov) It isn't as sick as me, though <*13, Wayne*> I want to Help Laura in any way I can. (13, Wayne) Man sized are no fun! (4, Curious George) 8-) (15, A_J) get the duck tape! (15, A_J) or some duct tape... (14, Isaac Asimov) hey that wasn't me (14, Isaac Asimov) of course it was <*10, Wiz*> <---- wants A_J and the hamster NOW!!!!!!! > New arrival on line 19. (14, Isaac Asimov) NOT {18, Amy} hahahahahahah {18, Amy} Wow Wiz {1, Milady Laura} ahhahhahahhhahahahahaha {1, Milady Laura} go wiszder (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- gives gerbil's cage to Laur<-- gives gerbil's cage to Laura (4, Curious George) (watches a smile grow on A_J's face) <*15, A_J*> Oh GOD, Wiz. I can't handle that enormous pulsing manhood of yours. {18, Amy} I didn't know you were that type of guy (15, A_J) {18, Amy} hahahahahahahaha (19, Cobbles) hello? (15, A_J) {1, Milady Laura} this is getting rather sick...oh well.. {18, Amy} hahaha (4, Curious George) About the manhood???? (15, Gerballing A_J) {1, Milady Laura} It's incredibly funny, though [*25, Hermit*] You on Drugs A_J wiz wasn;t that big {1, Milady Laura} WELCOME TO ALT.SEX.HAVEN {*8, Shakes*} (turns on file capture so he doesn't miss anymore of this) (19, Cobbles) what???? (15, Gerballing A_J) thinks about duct tape on Falcon (15, Gerballing A_J) (13, Wayne) I WOULDNT FUCK A GERBIL WITH WIZ'S DICK AND HERMIT PUSHING!!!!!!!!!1 (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- pulls out a stethoscope from his shoe's pocket {18, Amy} Pretty kinky, don't ya think, AJ? (12, A very hungry Bouncey) well, if it is sick, who wants a checkup? (13, Wayne) , I'd want Jester's dick and Vis pushing {18, Amy} hahahahahahah (13, Wayne) EXACTLY! <*15, Gerballing A_J*> I just love that furry feeling I get...... (15, Gerballing A_J) (14, Isaac Asimov) hahahahhaa {1, Milady Laura} hahahahhahaha <16, Hawk> ^[Theheehe > Cobbles has wandered off. (4, Curious George) hahahahahahahahahah (15, Gerballing A_J) (12, Dr Bouncey (faker)) <-- wears his stethoscope > Cobbles has joined. {1, Milady Laura} a cheese grater?????????? {18, Amy} Thanks AJ, that's more like it. (4, Curious George) Hey fresh meat..... Hi Cobbles... 8-) {1, Milady Laura} I prefer an arc welder, personally. (13, Wayne) whats with the cheese grater? <*15, Gerballing A_J*> Well, its better than a meat grinder > line 21(Blade) just left. (15, Gerballing A_J) {*1, Milady Laura*} hey AJ, could you explain in a little more detail what you are doing with the gerbil??? (15, Gerballing A_J) No (20, Falcon) geez, A_J couldn't (20, Falcon) oops {18, Amy} hahahah (12, Dr Bouncey (faker)) <-- applys stethoscope to Isaac's chest. <*1, Milady Laura*> It sounds like something I would like to get into (13, Wayne) (15, Gerballing A_J) ...get it up? What? <*1, Milady Laura*> See, what I want to know is... well, will there be room for me to give it fellatio? (15, Gerballing A_J) Miau (20, Falcon) \couldn't you have told me about this earlier? {1, Milady Laura} waht??? (20, Falcon) If only I had known..... (15, Gerballing A_J) Meow (American version) (14, Isaac Asimov) who knows what felching is {1, Milady Laura} yes i'm really intothat mark (15, Gerballing A_J) Falcon (20, Falcon) I could have been having a lot more fun with him... (12, Dr Bouncey (faker)) <-- applys stethoscope to Bouncey's chest (15, Gerballing A_J) You're really into WHICH mark? (4, Curious George) What are you intending to fletch??? (15, Gerballing A_J) There's no place like home...there's no place like home...there's no place like home... > line 15(Gerballing A_J) just left. <*20, Falcon*> I want A_J now on the floor in the terminal rom. (12, Dr Bouncey (faker)) <-- applys stethoscope to CG's chest [*25, Hermit*] do I have to watch? [11, Idle Jim) hi all....... (12, Dr Bouncey (faker)) hello <*25, Hermit*> No I want to > New arrival on line 15. <10, Wiz> I know you all didn't expect this, but I am just so bored with getting no females, and having to satisfy myself all thie time, that I think I am going to move on to males... (4, Curious George) (watches Falcon rip A_J's clothes off with amazing speed) (12, Dr Bouncey (faker)) I can't find anything wrong with anyone here... (14, Isaac Asimov) i can't say what it is [11, Jim) hahahahah (14, Isaac Asimov) hahahaaahaa > line 19(Granite) just left. {1, Milady Laura} <-- sees swome coats flying in the back of the room (4, Curious George) (watches Wiz put his hand down his own pants) {18, Amy} hahahahah (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- eats his stethoscope. <*17, Visual Mark*> eat me everyone (17, Visual Mark) <--- never seems to run into the right people. <*18, Amy*> But Wiz, don't you know that you can always have me? {18, Amy} Wiz, you mean all those times I sucked you off didn't satisfy you? (4, Curious George) I only noticed that because that is where I want my hand to be. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) brb. (4, Curious George) (watches Wiz rub the magic lamp) (20, Falcon) <--listens to A_J whine and moan and meow (20, Falcon) That's NO GENIE coming out of there (20, Falcon) sorry A_J (4, Curious George) (sees wiz hoping for the genie to appear) {1, Milady Laura} <-- listens to aj swear about his hand. Must've been one strong gerbil. (20, Falcon) didn't mean to be so rough <*15, Hammer*> Help me I am away from my terminal {18, Amy} hahahahahahahahahaha (15, Hammer) <----- wishes he had something (someone) to nail. (13, Wayne) hahahahahaha [7, Tigress] hmph {1, Milady Laura} I wish I could have had it. (9, Kolchak) damn (4, Curious George) Sounds like Kolchak feels left out....... (9, Kolchak) No. <*3, ptooie*> You look mighty fine in those tight jeans Wiz (14, Isaac Asimov) You people piss me off. This is sick. I'm going to report this to PUCC > line 14(Isaac Asimov) just left. {18, Amy} hahahahahahahah (9, Kolchak) I heard wiz needed a new boyfriend/....and that his dick is enormous! sounds like heaven to me... <10, Wiz> hahhaha > New arrival on line 14. (4, Curious George) You're welcome to join in my dear. wiz doesn't mind.... (9, Kolchak) Very fucking funny. (13, Wayne) IA needs a fuck! {18, Amy} hahahahahahahah (14, Isaac Asimov) why??? (13, Wayne) *I* need a fuck!! (13, Wayne) shes too up tight! (4, Curious George) <------- Knows that she doesn't (14, Isaac Asimov) Becuase I am so damned fucking tight {1, Milady Laura} she? (14, Isaac Asimov) i need one more man than you {1, Milady Laura} ahhahahahahahahahhahahahha^M (13, Wayne) no, UP TIGHT! {1, Milady Laura} me too (14, Isaac Asimov) i am not {1, Milady Laura} yah, fuck me raw (13, Wayne) OK, youre not. (20, Falcon) sand? <*3, ptooie*> We've secretly replaced the normal beeber with folger's instant homosexual: let's see what happens (13, Wayne) How raw? (20, Falcon) <---possessed by A_J (9, Kolchak) brb <*6, Bishop_III*> he kills you {*8, Shakes*} hehehehahahahahahahaha <*1, Milady Laura*> eat me , eat me, RAW RAW RAW (20, Falcon) use sande...natural !lubricant. (14, Isaac Asimov) <----is loose (14, Isaac Asimov) ask george (13, Wayne) ...LOOSE? (20, Falcon/A_J) (4, Curious George) 8-) <3, ptooie> Can I use ranch dressing, LP? (20, Falcon/A_J) home go (13, Wayne) FROM WHAT????? {1, Milady Laura} not s;dlfknokj (4, Curious George) Thousand island is better. I like the lumps (15, Hammer) Did you get that, WIZ? (20, Falcon/A_J) <---- is now as one. <3, ptooie> so where's the chocolate syrup? > line 18(Amy) just left. > New arrival on line 18. (13, Wayne) I prefer cocktail sauce!!! (15, Hammer) Thanks!! (13, Wayne) ...goes better! (13, Wayne) Actually I prefer cocks in my tail^M > line 10(Wiz) just left. (13, Wayne) ...that too! (4, Curious George) (smacks the hell out of Wayne) (13, Wayne) (IT WASNT ME!!!) (15, Hammer) Bye you guys, I will be back later, hopefully concversation will be getting better by then!!!! (EVEN BETTER, I MEAN!) > New arrival on line 10. (14, Isaac Asimov) <----geroge is my savior (14, Isaac Asimov) oops (14, Isaac Asimov) george is great <*1, Milady Laura*> No Marks' gonna do ME!!!! {1, Milady Laura} WAY DEEP JIM {1, Milady Laura} hahahhaha <16, Hawk> hehehe {1, Milady Laura} duh (20, Falcon/A_J) hahah {*18, Amy*} NO! Marks's gonna do ME! (4, Curious George) NO! Mark did ME!!!! {18, Amy} damnit, mark is doing me next!!!!!!! (13, Wayne) Ill do ya, Amy! {18, Amy} so shut the fuck up > line 15(Hammer) just left. (4, Curious George) Don't waste your time {18, Amy} hahahahah (13, Wayne) and anyone else who wants to have me! {18, Amy} hahahahahah (14, Isaac Asimov) i did CG (17, Visual Mark) You people piss me off....FUCK YOU ALL (14, Isaac Asimov) he was great [11, Jim) <----- hasn't done anyone.... > line 17(Visual Mark) just left. {*18, Amy*} If you are going to impersonate me, get the quotation right, damnit! {1, Milady Laura} good (4, Curious George) My horse is lonely wayne... {18, Amy} well damnit {18, Amy} hahahahah (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- gets in line for whoever has the shortest line... {1, Milady Laura} horse! hahhahaha > New arrival on line 15. (13, Wayne) I'll ride your horse! {*1, Milady Laura*} Damn straight! {18, Amy} hahahah {18, Amy} hahahahahah (4, Curious George) She bucks an awful lot though <*1, Milady Laura*> I like my men, damn straight {1, Milady Laura} I'm not wearing purple.... (13, Wayne and Cg's horse) GOOD!!! (13, Wayne and Cg's horse) I like that, though. (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- looks at CG's horse (13, Wayne and Cg's horse) The more they buck the better! (12, A very hungry Bouncey) Can I be next on the horse? (12, A very hungry Bouncey) <-- measures CG's horse (4, Curious George) Lp isn't wearing anything but her leather teddy.. (13, Wayne and Cg's horse) NO! (13, Wayne and Cg's horse) here, you can have the horse, it really doesn't fit me well <16, Hawk> <----- likes horses. %^) (13, Wayne and Cg's horse) TOO SMALL! {1, Milady Laura} I like the antlers... blood makes a great lubricant (12, A very hungry Bouncey) CG, mind if I cook your horse? (4, Curious George) did you say COCK????? (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) `e looks rather tasty... (4, Curious George) Of course not.. (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) Oops. I mean, do you mind if I cock your horse? (4, Curious George) Go right ahead. ask LP first.. (13, Wayne) How can we both have it! (13, Wayne) nevermind. (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) (take Horse into mouyth) (4, Curious George) You have to share (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) <-- pulls a super-heavy duty flamethrower from his Roos. {1, Milady Laura} just pass it around (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) <-- cooks horse. (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) <-- eats horse. (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) I mean cocks horse and eats each other (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) <-- spits out the hair (what's left of it) {*1, Milady Laura*} (notices how horny this is making Jim) > New arrival on line 17. (13, Wayne) <---- is into post-mortem sex! (12, Bouncey and CG's horse) <-- spits out the bones. (4, Curious George) <--- Laughs as the horse is too much for him to handle (17, Granite) <-------- is in Matthews {1, Milady Laura} You know, Amy and I made a bet, that if we ever got 27 people on the haven for more than an hour, we'd take all their names and have sex with them, and their pet > Granite has wandered off. > New arrival on line 19. > Granite has joined. [11, Jim Morrison) hahahahah (13, Wayne) PETS? {*18, Amy*} Damn straight, LP [17, Granite] where are all you guys??? > line 16(Hawk) just left. <3, ptooie> Math (5, SC doing chm 115) (13, Wayne) MY PYTHON WILL LIKE THAT!!! [17, Granite] where I'm not > New arrival on line 16. (4, Curious George) LP's back seat {18, Amy} hahahahahahah <3, ptooie> Mathews is open? {*1, Milady Laura*} Y:OU KNOW IT AMY...AND I AM AHEAD!!!! (12, A very full Bouncey) I guess that teaches me to read a different screen while typing stuff here... {*1, Milady Laura*} NEXT PLEASE!! {1, Milady Laura} I mean I am doing a head [17, Granite] Matthews has a door open, you just havce to find it {1, Milady Laura} not [17, Granite] so (14, Isaac Asimov) how do you know granite <*3, ptooie*> You know I want you Milady [17, Granite] I am there! [17, Granite] in matthews^M (12, A very full Bouncey) who else is? (14, Isaac Asimov) oh really [17, Granite] someone fuck me [17, Granite] no one {18, Amy} My nipples are larger and more pert than LP's. And they have a purple tint, even. {1, Milady Laura} now this is getrting too awful damnit {1, Milady Laura} mark, just stop it damnit (19, Nadir) I want to get a piecce of laura. I don't care which piece though. (12, A very full Bouncey) licks Amy's nipples [17, Granite] stop with the /f's (4, Curious George) Agrees with amy... > line 17(Granite) just left. <*18, Amy*> I'm A voodoo child > New arrival on line 17. (12, A very full Bouncey) awesome tast!! :0 (12, A very full Bouncey) err :) (17, Granite) what the heck (14, Isaac Asimov) <----rides CG all night long > Jim Morrison has wandered off. (12, A very full Bouncey) err taste > line 15(Visual Mark) just left. (17, Granite) Grrrrrrrrrrrr > Glower has wandered off. > New arrival on line 15. (20, Falcon) I miss AJ, anyone care to help me out? {*1, Milady Laura*} I NEED YOU JIM (19, Nadir) imiss AJ too (4, Curious George) You mean my horse IA?????? (15, Visual Mark) What the hell was that for? (14, Isaac Asimov) <----i mean your manhood (17, Granite) what the heck is the prob... (12, A very full Bouncey) no, she can't mean your horse, CG. (12, A very full Bouncey) I ate your horse... (17, Granite) arrrrrgggggghhhhhh (12, A very full Bouncey) remember? (12, A very full Bouncey) *burps* (15, Visual Mark) p17 What time were you planning on coming over tonight to suck the end off my balls? (15, Visual Mark) Just so everyone knows...I want you to rot in HELL (15, Visual Mark) I will be a true friend and help you Falcon. (17, Granite) <------ is just a touch in awe (15, Visual Mark) oops (15, Visual Mark) NOT! <16, Hawk> oops? <3, ptooie> MAV > Nadir has wandered off. (4, Curious George) (watches as Viz fantasizes) (17, Granite) /kfuckheads guess LP just died (17, Granite) *grin* (15, Visual Mark) Yeah, right. (17, Granite) <---- in total awe of vix (17, Granite) Grrrrrrrrrrrrr (13, Wayne) funny. (17, Granite) no /fs > line 17(Granite) just left. [The person keeping the log just moved to a new channel, so there will be alot missing in this section] > New arrival on line 17.^M > line 15(Visual Mark) just left.^M [*7, Tigress*] <------IS SICK OF THE FORCING. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY OFFENDING SOME PEOPLE^M > New arrival on line 15.^M > New arrival on line 21.^M {*8, Shakes*} (is getting sleepy. Must be stopped at all costs from going to sleep)^M > New arrival on line 22.^M > New arrival on line 24.^M > line 22(Granite) just left.^M > New arrival on line 22.^M > line 15(Granite) just left. > line 21(Granite) just left. > line 7(Tigress) just left. > New arrival on line 7. > line 7(Tigress) just left. > New arrival on line 7. > New arrival on line 15. > line 7(Tigress) just left. > New arrival on line 7. <*4, Wiz*> <---- likes himself because I'm good enuff, and smart enuff, and gosh darnit, people FUCK me! > line 7(Tigress) just left. {*8, Shakes*} hahahahaha > New arrival on line 7. > line 15(Granite) just left. > line 5(?) just left. > New arrival on line 5. > line 5(?) just left. > line 11(Shadow Stalker) just left. > New arrival on line 5. > line 5(Parry, Lord of Darkness) just left. > New arrival on line 5. > line 3(Artist) just left. > New arrival on line 12. {*12, Amy*} bye al {*12, Amy*} oops bye bye all > line 12(Amy) just left. {*8, Hawk*} bye Amy!!! {*8, Hawk*} missed > New arrival on line 10. > New arrival on line 11. {*8, Hawk*} Hi Amy {*10, Amy*} what do you want? {*8, Hawk*} who? {*10, Amy*} Both of you. > New arrival on line 12. > line 10(Amy) just left. > New arrival on line 10. > line 10(Darwin) just left. > line 12(Hammer) just left. {*8, Hawk*} Bye Wiz {*4, Feeding his Face Wiz*} bye bye all > New arrival on line 10. > New arrival on line 12. > line 12(?) just left. > New arrival on line 12. > New arrival on line 13. > line 11(Parry, Lord of Darkness) just left. > New arrival on line 11, > New arrival on line 14. > line 11(Falcon) just left. > New arrival on line 11. > line 12(Randomness) just left. > line 13(Horrid Fascination) just left. > line 11(Is Not) just left. > New arrival on line 11. > line 10(Robin of Locksley) just left. {*8, Idle Hawk*} Fooding....cya! > New arrival on line 10. > line 10(?) just left. > New arrival on line 10. > New arrival on line 12. > line 12(?) just left. > New arrival on line 12. > line 12(?) just left. > line 10(Leviathan) just left. > New arrival on line 10. > line 10(Darwin) just left. > New arrival on line 10. > line 10(?) just left. > New arrival on line 10. > line 10(?) just left. > New arrival on line 10. > New arrival on line 12. > line 12(bruno) just left. > New arrival on line 12. [*11, Jester*] I am bailing (waves) > line 11(Jester) just left. > line 5(Nadir) just left. > New arrival on line 5. > New arrival on line 11. > line 9(Hawk") just left. > New arrival on line 9. > line 9(?) just left. > line 10(Horrid Fascination) just left. > New arrival on line 9. > New arrival on line 10. > New arrival on line 13. > line 13(Nadir) just left. > New arrival on line 13. > line 13(bruno) just left. > line 11(The Hood) just left. > line 12(Muffin) just left. > line 9(Darwin) just left. > New arrival on line 9. > line 9(?) just left. > New arrival on line 9. > New arrival on line 11. > New arrival on line 12. > New arrival on line 13. > line 2(DEATH!!!) just left. > line 3(Veronica Sawyer) just left. > New arrival on line 2. [*11, Shakespeare*] Time to go home and study. [*11, Shakespeare*] See everybody later! [*11, Shakes*] (has decided he doesn't wan toto go home and study yet) {*11, Shakes*} darn, he left us. {*3, Shakes*} <----- A solemn pledge from Shakes: I am going to stop worrying about things. {*12, Amy*} Yay!! > line 9(Shadow Stalker) just left. {*3, Shakes*} I don't care about anything anymore. All we really are is dust in the wind. {*3, Fatalist Shakes*} [*5, ktb*] anybody in ENAD??????????? COME VISIT ME!!!!! 2nd floor {*12, Amy*} Does anyone know when Hawk will be back???????!!!!!!!!!@@ {*3, Meditating Shakes*} (still wishes he was at Purdue) {*3, Meditating Shakes*} (tries to throw his arms around the world) {*3, Meditating Shakes*} I need something to occupy my next 6 hours. Somebody help. Hope you enjoyed it Wiz