Session log "weddinglog" started at 12/08/91 1:04pm. nahhhh.. shhhhhh shhhhh Jenalen: well, yeah, once it starts shhhhhh pipe donw in front!!!! Hurry up and get to the part where the rev says "If there is anyone who objects to this marriage." Jenalen: I'll blow a whistle when it's time to quiet down. :-) hi Bride and Groom I'm going to be an Ad Minister so I can minist ads. Strat: planning on disrupting things? :) booooooo, gerg. /fwap gerg no. :-) /tickle stratos mercilessly hee can you pelase take off your hat..I cant see ...:) [THWACK!] Stratos okie dokie!*!* [Change] misty (helmd@jacobs.cs.orst.edu) entered group hehehe heh heh hi mistywoman down in front! I think that the solemnity is lacking here. [Change] Falcon (ccastdg@hydra.gatech.edu) entered group /fwap stratos .. hi all hiya laorilady hee /fwap kat *sits down* Well rev, tell us to quiet down /fwap shuaghnessy /fwap misty /fwap lady :) [Change] ThunderStorm (dgalb@bootes.unm.edu) entered group /fwap fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggiiiiiiiiiiiie hi davi. you left your popsicles at our house. hey TS <-- throws Figgy over a few pews into the cheap seats I think we have a woman abuser here. :-) hehhehehe hey, which side is the bride's and which side is the groom's? IF WE COULD STOP THE FWAPPING AND BE SEATED, PLEASE. :-) /wp Evil :) heheheh soory! hahaha *sits* <> <--- sits down <-- sits like quieting a church full of fidgeting children heehee....I love this. <--seated all fours [Change] Lord_Cthulhu (gt9584a@hydra.gatech.edu) entered group shhhhhhhhhhhh...please Shaughnessy: I know... it's because I wan't going strait home... didn't want them to melt Friends of the Bride, Friends of the Groom, and Friends of the server administrator? 8-) /log <-- starts playing jacks and chewing on her blankie Is anyone logging yet, or should I go ahead? I'm logging. /sits in a dignified manner I'm logging, but you should too.... I am.. hehehehe several of us are. has been sitting for hours That seems adequately redundant to me, nevermind. <--- whips out her chainsaw shhhhh! hey, no chainsaws. <--- tries to sit and then gets up ... pullls out broadsword and then sits but i'm logging, silly! shhhhh! /fwap carioca [Group] Status changed to restricted [RSVP] Rev.Strange invited you to group Chapel :) stop fwaping! The doors are closed, let the fun begin. [Change] WinterWolf (wolf@carina.unm.edu) entered group hmm honestly, I can't take you anywhere"> *smirk* [Name] Gilraen Has changed to Gilly/Uxmal Okay, I think we're ready to begin. this should set a net record for people in one group.. Umm.. I think they want to get started people.. SO BE QUIET! :-) sh! My turn, Rev? shh is this really official? get out hankie... Ladies, Gentlemen, and less gentle folks of both genders: we are here to oversee the marriage of Mark and Nora. The Blushing Bride wishes to say a few words before we begin. [Nora]: yes, Evil dear. [Change] Moose (ce137jm@hydra.gatech.edu) entered group sit down mosie! *smile* [Nora]: First of all, just a bit of logistics. > (">" means there's more message coming) . [Nora]: I know I sent email to everyone that this would be logged, but I wanted to remind everyone again. If anyone gathered here wishes to have something they've said, or everything they said, struck from the log, > [Nora]: send me email, and I'll see to it. > {/cls [Change] Cygnet (vapspcx@foo.gatech.edu) entered group [Nora]: This log is going to my folks for a Xmas present, so I may do some editing on my own anyway..heheheheheheh awwwww <> :) :) [Name] Oh-Ah Has changed to Oh-ah/Falcon take it off! take it off! 8-) oh... oops :) Hi Mom. Hi DAd. [Sign-Off] Falcon just signed off Strike that. /fwap moose :) [WHACK] BoottotheHead moose. Enough chatter, folks. ahem [Name] Moose Has changed to FwappedMoose so sorry.. Ill be a good boy now howl [Name] FwappedMoose Has changed to Moose thoughts babies werent allowed in here! :) We'd like to also extend our sincere gratitude and astonishment for all of you coming to join us in such a special occasion. > We'd also appreciate it if you approach this occasion with the seriousness that we do. }8-P~~~~ > hehehehehe.. seriousness??? on the net???? ha! :) [Topic] Rev.Strange changed the topic to "We are gathered here today . ." [snicker, snort] *snicker* *sniff, sniff* :) :) oh, hush ;) YEA NORA & MARK!*!*!*!*!*!*! Um..does that mean we are, or aren't, allowed to tickle the bride? [Nora]: First, we thought it might be a good idea to give y'all a Readers' Digest version of "our story." How we met, and how we got here. > hmm... Just what does a }8-P.','','',. mean? you got here by typing "icb"? yes! story! story! it's a razzberry with lots of slobber carioca, a fairly evil one..too [Nora]: Mark and I met about 2 years ago, when I was a student at UC Santa Cruz. We met on ForumNet (and that's why we decided to get married here, as well). > can we take flash photos? is the bride wearing white? no flashes. :) or black? [Harlequin]: After long conversations over the net and the phone, I took the plundge and flew out to California for a weekend with Nora. > one of the best things ever to happen on forumnet, I'm sure one of many net.romances .... that worked! [Nora]: About the end of February, we were already serious about getting married, but didn't get engaged until May, since we had some things to work out and some fears to overcome. > :-) But the first net.wedding. neat story!! <*GRIN*> let them finish... rev: possibly only the first of many. :) yipeee! *clap* *clap* *clap* They're not finished yet. Note the ">". /chill scott sh! *happy smile* *sulk* [Harlequin]: We where both afraid that we might be rushing into things, but it was hard not to as everything we did seemed perfectly natural for the two of us. On May 20, 1990, in the middle of a redwood forest in the> [Harlequin]: rain, we proposed to each other, and thus were engaged. > and to think this happenned about the time i started using fnet. the hand of fate? or something more complex? :) awwwww..thats cute :) 8-) :-) I remember the long talks with Nora about her deciding to go to Georgia. wooof :) too cute. too cute :) i like it :) what a birthday present for Nora!! [Nora]: Mark gave me my ring at that time, but I unfortunately, being a starving student, couldn't do the same for him. Come June, I realized that I needed to leave school for a while, and decided to move here to > I remember seeing how mushy they were being when I was in Santa Cruz with them :-) Same when they came through Albuquerque. :) And through Limerick's... [Nora]: Atlanta to live with him. In October, I finally got a job and was able to give him the ring I had always wanted to give him. > [Nora]: We have made several attempts to get married, but either timing wasn't right for you all to be with us (damned Underwear party! :) ), or we chickened out. > heh heh *ahem* :) cough cough [Nora]: Finally, about a month ago, we were ready. I contacted Rev. Mark, as I wanted him to be our minister, and the rest is history (or will be :-) ). clap clap *applaud* <--- sobs uncontrollably at the cuteness of the story smiles! awww. :) Yeah!! :-) here, steve. use my hanky mazeltov! that's such a cute story! Wheeeeeeee!*!!!!!* /dabs eyes with hankie /tissue Steve *Sniff* *sniff* i like the redwoods part. *sniff, sniff* Thanks gerg...... Yuck, there's snot on it. All right. *snuffle* thuds broadsword against chair [Change] Arasirsul (gt6498a@sundial.gatech.edu) entered group /thumps tail in glee i give story a high-pitched squeeky noise of approval :) Well, that's how they got here. lets get them hitched! :) go for it! Now that they're here, though, it's important to realize what's going on. This isn't just a net.party; it's a very serious commitment under consideration. [Nora]: Where's my trailer??!?!? ;) this is the fourth wedding CAUSED by a net meeting that I know of, but the first one ON the net... he does...she does....skip to the kissing??!!* ;) [Name] kzin Has changed to trailer As evidenced by the bride's solemn attitude toward the occasion. heh hehehehe shhhhh.... heh 8-D sh Mm-hm. Are you two sure that you know what you're getting into? John...I never knew. [Nora]: Yes, I am. [Harlequin]: And I, too. can I make a comment? :) This is probably the first wedding with audience participation I've heard of. Very well. Go ahead, Glenn. :-) you just don't get around much, gerg :) *peers at taliesin* Yeah, feels like Msytery Wedding Theater 3000 heheheh grin :) heh is gerg taping it??? methinks marriage is one of those things that should only be done when you feel it's the only natural thing to be done. IMHO, these two are the most ready-for-marriage couple I've seen. it's pretty funny to see hte trailer giggling, I must say. Thank you, Glenn. We're all relieved. In short, GO FOR IT. [Nora]: Hem.....{gets a little misty-eyed} giggling or jiggling? ditto! Mark, Nora: I believe you're prepared your own vows . . . do we all need to give our approval? << misty eyed :) is this unusual, misty? sh! shhhhh [Nora]: Yes, we have. I'll start. > And if the congregation could pipe down and listen to them . . . <-- puts his pipe down [Nora]: Mark, I've come to love you more than I've loved any human in my lifetime. I've shared more with you and learned more from you than any I know. > [Sign-Off] WinterWolf just signed off [Nora]: With that truth, I know that I want to share the rest of my life with you and no other...and my pledge to you as a wife and companion is simple. > [Nora]: I pledge to learn and to teach with you, to love and be loved by you, to care for you when you're sick, to hold you when you're in need, and to provide myself as a deeply loving person to you, throughout all > [Nora]: of our life together. > {leans over and kisses him gently on the left cheek} :) aaawwww... :-) *sniff*..so touching :-) The kiss comes later. :-) Your turn, Mark. :) *sigh* Even my ugly dress is sniffling. :) theyre *trying* to make me cry, i know it :) [Harlequin]: Nora, I vow that I will always be for you what you need me to be. Through my love I will always show the great respect I have for you. I will listen to you when you speak. > jen: you'd make any dress beautiful Group: Chapel (rvl) Mod: Rev.Strange Topic: We are gathered here today . . *Rev.Strange - 1:02pm mark@toronto.cc.gatech.edu Lady 1m 1:00pm lady@phobos.unm.edu (nr) figment 1m 1:01pm figment@bagend.eng.umd.edu taliesin 1m 1:00pm glenns@eas.gatech.edu Evil - 1:01pm evil@mikey.bbn.com Fantom 8m 1:00pm fant@umbc4.umbc.edu trailer - 1:01pm kzin@juneau.cc.gatech.edu (nr) Keleko 1m 1:00pm gregw@yorktown.gatech.edu Stratos 3m 1:01pm ce137z1@hydra.gatech.edu Greywolf 3m 1:01pm youth@sol.sura.net (nr) Shaughnessy 3m 1:01pm jody@seattle.cc.gatech.edu (nr) Jenalen - 1:02pm maybe@ucscb.ucsc.edu (nr) carolee - 1:01pm carolee@am.ucsc.edu Roofshadow - 1:01pm werpetin@wookumz.gnu.ai.mit.edu (nr) Baphomet 7m 1:00pm cipher@vesta.unm.edu Anarchist 2m 1:00pm ryan@eas.gatech.edu Gilly/Uxmal 4m 1:01pm usglkrx@gsusgi2.gsu.edu (nr) VetPsychWars - 1:00pm tjk@csd4.csd.uwm.edu WarDuke 1m 1:00pm gthomas@presidio-lair.army.mil Membio 5m 1:01pm membio@ucscb.ucsc.edu carioca - 1:02pm astoria@ucscb.ucsc.edu happymantis! - 1:04pm mantis@ucscb.ucsc.edu Bride&Groom - 1:04pm gt3791a@sundial.gatech.edu (nr) Oh-ah/Falcon 3m 1:01pm ccastpc@hydra.gatech.edu (nr) misty 3m 1:04pm helmd@jacobs.cs.orst.edu ThunderStorm 4m 1:00pm dgalb@bootes.unm.edu Lord_Cthulhu - 1:06pm gt9584a@hydra.gatech.edu Moose - 1:03pm ce137jm@hydra.gatech.edu (nr) Cygnet 4m 1:11pm vapspcx@foo.gatech.edu (nr) Arasirsul - 1:22pm gt6498a@sundial.gatech.edu [Harlequin]: I will comfort you when you need. I will look back with you at our past with a full heart, and I will walk with you into our future. > [Harlequin]: I vow that I will always be as open and honest with you as I can possibly be. > [Harlequin]: All of this is to say that I vow to be your husband by the full meaning of the word. I love you. *snnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiifffff* Hoooooooooooray *sigh* {~m7E{YItR?_r "~om{haatt << dabbing tear .. smiles! And now, as tokens of the pledges we have all witnessed today, the bride and groom will exchange rings. {both wiping tears away} [Sign-Off] Moose just signed off [Harlequin]: hand> I guess we had to have at least one call nuke. you all had better describe the rings to us :) [Nora]: now, just WHERE on her hand did you put it, hmmmmm? is anyone taking pictures? I am, Leslie....don't worry. :P The rings are simple, matching gold bands. :) thanks :) [Sign-on] WinterWolf (wolf@carina.unm.edu) just joined re Now, if anyone here in this company can show just cause why these two should not lawfully be wedded together, let him or her speak now or forever hold his or her peace. ...er....um..... [Name] Arasirsul Has changed to AraVicious :) Not hearing any objections . . . (Good thing I brought some of my bondage gear) {holding hands} Mark and Nora, please join hands. Never mind. 8-) hahahahahaha heh :) :-) Okay. I now pronounce you husband and wife. smoooooocchhhh time!! :) yeah!! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY TEAM You may now kiss. *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* yea!!!!!*!!* MAZELTOV!!!!!!!! Huzzah! Mazel Tov! *applaud* :) :) YEAH!!!!!!! :) YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hurray! woo woo woo! :) YAY!!!!!!!! whee!!*!*!*!!* <=- throws figgy up into the rafters WHOOO! hehehehehe congratulations, you two standing ovation!!! :) *clapclapclap!* X2 I charge you to remember the vows that you have pledged to each other this day. {necking furiously} congrats (Unbinds strat.) *throws rice* hey!!! /dive down onnto Evil /catches Figgy and tosses him back to evil 8-) hee hee eat now? congratulations!!!!!!! <-- catches figgy and tosses him back to Fantom *toss birdseed* Everybody grab the birdseed! :) whers the cake? oh, Mo. Congratulations, etc. heeee <--- tosses figgy to kat I wanna kiss, too, Nora!** :P With tongue! <---throws ground up rice cake [Name] trailer Has changed to kzin {Nora and Mark run over to the Rev and tackle him with a big bear hug and kiss} stop tossing me around!!! <--gives up on the rest of the speach. ...uhm, how's anyone s'posed to catch the bouquet? Eek! *throws confetti* So much for an attempt at ministerial seriousness. Believe me, I've been there. :) kzin!!*!*!* you missed the best parts!!! [Falcon] eats a bit of the bird seed before remembering he is suposed to through it. tackle-hug contest time!!! I guess we could toss a die. Best wishes to nora and mark! Best Wishes you two ... but it sounds like you are well on the way to a very happy life together ... :: many smiles! :: Hang on. <-- throws M&M's congratulations! :):):) <--- cues record Congrats Nora and Mark!! best wishes you two! Who are candidates for catching the bouquet, i.e., women? /throws 5 lbs bag of rice Huzzah! Best Wishes you two! congrats nora! congrats mark! n isn't that traditionally done at the reception? much congrats Mark and Nora! Oh, right. DoubleplusUNbad wishes to the bride and groom. Best of luck. Should we move to reception? hey, HEADS UP! Tom..... yes it is and I even have a deck we can use! yeah, bouquet and garter toss are done at teh reception Starts *HUGGING* all folks Okay. [Vicious] I'm a candidate! (Please! Not yet!) Tom: you were supposed to OPEN the bag first! group hug!!! Da, da, la da-da-da-da, la, da-de-da, da-de-daaaaaaaaaaaa oops :) [Harlequin]: [PUGH!] - gets hit with 5lb bag of rice... Damn. Vyxen won't be here to catch it 8-( I"m happy. *hugzgroup* /mass-hug [Nora]: shall I throw the bouquet? fantom: it's mine, anyway. ;) im not catching *anythin* :) group lap sit?? *my* first at a wedding. I still want to use Throne Room/End Title (Star Wars) for a recessional... :) I love weddings this is a kodak moment Tom, you wounded him. You dolt. <-- cues up for kisses and hugs with the Newly married folks Hope you're not asking me, Nora. I've lost all control here. :-) last wedding i went to, there were three single women there and two of us *ran* from the bouquet ;) Kat...do you have something to tell us??? :) lady, nah...the reflection off the screen will blind ya... heh /hug EVERYONE jen: <--- Plays Mannheim Steamroller Xmas music in background hehe He won't need his foot for what his wife has planned for him. /Tackle-Hug everyone..epsecially groom and bride Kodak moment? *takes picture of my 'puter* kat: ? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! you dont say? :) I think we should move to a reception group, that's open . . . sound okay to you, Nora & Mark? [Group] Group name changed to Outside /Hugs, kisses and miscellaneous congratulations to the lucky couple! *hugnora&harl* WOO WOO :) [Topic] Rev.Strange changed the topic to "Happy Honeymoon!" << no bouquets! [Nora]: Rev: Nah...besides I just realized that there's no way to know who'd catch it. :) ehheheheheh we don't have to move. just change the group name Nora: I volunteer to provide a random number generator. (Has a calc. with rand function) Yeah, let the honeymoon begin. Let's hope these two put the lie to the old adage that there is no sex after marriage [Nora]: {tosses bouquet to Roofshadow with much joy} *SMILE* heh heh Uh-oh. grin hurmp Katch! :-) way to go roofie!!! hehe Oh, of course. That makes sense after all. heh :-) .. taint true stratos .. nora: have all the women pick a random number and tell the rev...then you pick a number and the rev will tell you who gets it. :) ohwell *BIG SMILE* thanks nora!! Too late now. so much for random nu,mbers :) heh Congratulations, Kat. Shall I not put the robes up too deeply in the attic? :-) Unless Kat "accidentally" drops it. :) So..uh..what about the garter? Yeahm Mark has to remove it with his teeth. eek.. bye all me (Oh-Ah) is slinking back off to bed sick yes, what about it? dont be tossing any garters anywhere *near* me :) Leave the poor snake alone guess I should turn call nuking back on Bye, Pam. [Name] Oh-ah/Falcon Has changed to Falcon [Sign-Off] Lady just signed off Not for me! I already have four or five spouses--plenty to handle even when most of 'em are out of state! bye pam! I'll take it 8-) But doesn't the guy who gets the garter marry the girl who gets the bouquet? ;-) so where you two going for your honeymoon? [Group] Group name changed to Receptio no, they just have a dance together HEY! Botsie wants to make an announcement! [Group] Group name changed to 'Ception I get first dance with bride! [Sign-on] Lady (lady@phobos.unm.edu) just joined *I* think they're already naked...but that's just MY mind running away with things. what garter? [Nora]: we aren't yet...(unless you count here at home *grin*) What with me out of work, we don't have the $$ to right now. in that case .... <--- uses broadsword to cut a swath to get garter No.. the garter means that he'll be married in less than a year.. heh hey, watch where you swing that thing! [Group] Status changed to public Such a barbarian. :-) hrm well. Time to get casual. << wants to see fantom and warduke tackle each other for the garter!! heheh [Harlequin]: heheheh snake? cuteness in this ceremony worthy of *me*, ill have to say :) ooh I want the snake glenn: garter (play on words) For those who want it, I'll be editing out the actual ceremony as well as leaving a log on csd4. You had a snake up her skirt? Sheesh! :) garter snake gotcha. *hughughug* all Maybe we should stop loggin before they do something incriminating for GA. state laws. :) cackle *evil grin* [Name] Rev.Strange Has changed to Dr.Strange thanks harlequin The traditional killing of the garter snake for good luck knowing ga, they prolly already have :) is it really that bad in Ga?? This will be posted to Alliance won't it? that isn't saying much. yep. VPW-- Drop it in the icbgifs directory, eh? Then we can all get at it. ;) Off to the real reception. Have some things to do first, so I need to go ahead and leave. poor snakelet Membio: GA is where a couple was arrested for consenting oral sex. :( Joel: [Nora]: You're undoubtedly right..cackle [Change] star (stQWa@judy.uh.edu) entered group I think I'll stop logging noq.. Have to get going... bye Mark&Nora, Congrats! hmm.. I need a ride to the reception.. nora: giggle :) bye Dr.Strange *sigh* Hey, hang on, Mark.... justasec... hi star yeah, should we leave for the real reception now? star wow its a party! i'm going with the minister....see you later.... Cuz: you did great!* kzin: You live behind China Tech cafe, right? Congratulations, all! :) baphomet.. eek.. how horrid **** YO ***** Don't leave yet, I wanna say something.... later Tom B&G: yeah, and I'm at AECAL right now Make it fast, BoT Go taliesin: good luck, amrk and nora... be quick Taliesin Go, tailspin. ask kzin for his street address...I dare ya! glenn: speak now, or forever hold your peace! /throws more birdseed whats going on? What the Vishanti have joined, let no man put asunder. :-) jen: 1023 hampton st. :-) kzin: You wanna get picked up there? I wanna take this opportunity to annouce that I'm OFFICIALLY SPOKEN FOR, by one Katt Garvey of Decatur, GA.... and damn glad to be that way. star: net.wedding reception hehehehe. May the light of Agamotto shine on you into eternity 8-) alright!!! I have to logout [Sign-Off] Lady just signed off Gongrats, Tailspin... coolness wow! bye lady Congratulations Glenn [Change] Voelstagg (asgard@carina.unm.edu) entered group Congratulations, Glenn! Congrats, and bye Congrats Glenn good talisen! congrats glenn /q Session log closed at 12/08/91 1:55pm.