I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts. Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long. Lonely is a man without love. Think twice before speaking. But don't say "think think click click". Words must be weighed, not counted. Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed. God made integers, all else is the work of man. Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another. Your aims are high, and you are capable of much. Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor. Lend a man money and you buy yourself an enemy. Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door. A king's castle is his home. Creditors have much better memories than debtors. It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree. You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact. The only rose without thorns is friendship. By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. You plan things that you do not even use because of your extreme caution. You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty. You will step on the soil of many countries. A present, over which you will shed tears of joy. When you go out to buy, don't show your silver. If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. Bore: A person who talks when you want him to listen. You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause. By following the good, you learn to be good. It is easier to run down a hill than up one. There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. Reputation: what others are not thinking about you. You love your home and want it to be beautiful. That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. It is the busiest man who has time to spare. He thinks that he could easily win your heart. A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle. Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded. Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy. It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. Do not clog intellect's sluices with knowledge of questionable uses. Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water. Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down. Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy. Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable. The mass of men lead lives of quiet despiration. Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. Every purchase has its price. Many a family tree needs trimming. We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all. We read to say that we have read. The time is right to make new friends. You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery. Love is sentimental measles. Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life. You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex. If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears. Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr's. You will engage in a profitable business activity. Worry, the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIRE Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted. The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. Virtue is its own punishment. Be self-reliant and your success is assured. You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home. How you look depends on where you go. Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. Your business will assume vast proportions. Some men are discovered; others are found out. Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him. He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Draw your salary before spending it. You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself. You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship. Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response. Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it. He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. You are heading for a land of sunshine. You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend. He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose. The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon. People will buy anything that's one to a customer. Happiness is just an illusion filled with sadness and confusion. The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally. To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause it to strike. Watch out for the old mortar in the rocks in the fourteenth hole trick. A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest. To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. Someone is speaking well of you. It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead. The swiftest traveler is he that goes afoot. His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. It is fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life. Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love. My cup hath runneth'd over with love. You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment. Expenditure rises to meet income. Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner. Matrimony is the root of all evil. New Mexico - Land of the flea and Home of the Plague. Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. It is better to wear out than to rust out. Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. True happiness will be found only in true love. Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment. Don't worry -- your heart will last as long as you live. 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You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider. Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth. Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. You enjoy the company of other people. You need not worry about your future. Put your trust in those who are worthy. Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason. You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances. Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure. To give happiness is to deserve happiness. The universe is laughing behind your back. You are going to have a new love affair. Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout. Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. He thinks he could easily win your heart. An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. Even the boldest zebra fear the hungry lion. Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. Nothing so needs reforming as other people's hearts. There is always someone worse off than yourself. You will be married within a year. Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. The heart is wiser than the intellect. Vanity consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it. A gift of flowers will soon be made to you. Someone is unenthusiastic about your work. Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. Preserve the old, but know the new. You are always busy. The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep. You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life. What three know is no secret. Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize. Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things. Your domestic life may be harmonious. One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. If you suspect a man, don't employ him. The plural of spouse is spice. Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true. You will be recognized and honored as community leader. Silence is the fence around wisdom. Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure. This file will self-destruct in five minutes. You will be successful in love. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. Life is just one damned thing after another. It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder. There is less in this than meets the eye. You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. Executive ability is prominent in your make-up. The cruelest lies are often told in silance. He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends. Heaven gives its glimpses only to those not in position to look too close. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes. Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May. Your present plans will be successful. You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistably desired. If you continually give you will continually have. You will win success in whatever calling you adopt. The Promised Land always lies on the other side of a wilderness. The only way to get rid of tempttation is to yield to it. Make a wish, it might come true. There's one fool at least in every married couple. You will never know hunger. You will be surprised by a loud noise. You are magnetic in your bearing. You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop. When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it. Recent investments will yield a slight profit. What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel. You will have good luck and overcome many hardships. Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world. A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs. How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to? Domestic happiness and faithful friends. You will inherit some money or a small piece of land. Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love. There are more old drunkards than old doctors. If you don't say anything, you won't be called upon to repeat it. The Lord God is subtle, but malicious he is not. The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt. Can you kill time without injuring eternity? A lie in time saves nine. You will be surrounded by luxury. You will have long and healthy life. You will be given a post of trust and responsibility. You are a bundle of energy always on the go. His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler. You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first. You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business. The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't. The sun will set without your assistance. A man who turns green has eschewed protein. Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited. It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. Your lover will never wish to leave you. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Man's horizons are bounded by his vision. You love peace. To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often. People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle. He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship. Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. You have been selected for a secret mission. You will gain money by a speculation or lottery. Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways. How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent. Everything bows to success, even grammar. He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face. I fear explainations explainatory of things explained. No one is such a liar as the indignant man. If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven. The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. Economy makes men independent. Procrastination is the act of keeping up with yesterday. To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda. I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise. You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone. Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow. From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance. You are capable of planning your future. Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten. If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability. Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you. Good health will be yours for a long time. There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. Words are the voice of the heart. You will always have good luck in your personal affairs. Expansion means complexity and complexity decay. Your love life will be happy and harmonious. Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. You are standing on my toes. You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music. Nice guys get sick. Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you. The best prophet of the future is the past. You will receive a legacy which will place you above want. You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble. You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend. You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly. Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you. If you wish, You will have an opportunity. What orators lack in depth they make up in length. With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best. Courage is your greatest present need. The star of riches is shining upon you. A vivid and creative mind characterizes you. Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. You will be awarded some great honor. The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others. Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon. Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.