Subject: RE: castaway humor (fwd)

From: "Harold E. McKinney" <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 96 05:12:46 -0400

On April 17, Tom Vincent wrote:

>Sorry folks. I thought it pretty close to the earlier discussion of what 
>would you do if lost in the woods. I'll keep my attempts at humor of the 
>group from now on. Tom

Tom, I personally enjoyed the story very much and saw the relationship to the previous discussions.  There are others of us who try to reduce the strain from time to time with a laugh or two.  Never let one malcontent discourage you; it's when they get up a posse and half of them are mumbling, "Somebody get a rope" that it's time to do the honorable thing and get the hell out of Dodge.  Keep up the good work.
Mac

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From: "Dr. Mark E. Williams" <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 1996 10:45:31 -0400

On Apr 18,  5:12am, Harold E. McKinney wrote:
> Subject: RE: castaway humor (fwd)
> Tom, I personally enjoyed the story very much and saw the relationship to the
previous discussions.  There are others of us who try to reduce the strain from
time to time with a laugh or two.  Never let one malcontent discourage you;
it's when they get up a posse and half of them are mumbling, "Somebody get a
rope" that it's time to do the honorable thing and get the hell out of Dodge.
 Keep up the good work.
> Mac

There's no problem with humor. A good laugh puts oxygen in the blood and
sharpens your brain for the next task. I thought the humor was good.

Now I've always heard that the time to leave town is when the tar is hot, the
chickens are plucked, and people are beginning to look at you with a funny
gleam in their eye.

Mark

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From: "Harold E. McKinney" <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 96 14:21:19 -0400

On April 18, 1996, Dr. Mark wrote:

>Now I've always heard that the time to leave town is when the tar is hot, >the chickens are plucked, and people are beginning to look at you with a >funny gleam in their eye.

>Mark

I'll buy that.  How about when the girl's father is talking to the preacher, has painted his shotgun white, and has a flower in the barrel?
Mac

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From: "Harold E. McKinney" <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 96 14:43:40 -0400

Somebody lick the red off your sucker, Louie?
Mac

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From: 	Louie Raffloer <[email-masked]>
Sent: 	Thursday, April 18, 1996 1:40 PM
To: 	[email-masked]
Cc: 	[email-masked]
Subject: 	Re: castaway humor (fwd)

    I really can't believe you geeks are supporting that stupid joke!!
It was cliche and void of any humor at all.Get off your asses and get 
back into your shops,maybe a few hours of swinging hammers will cure the 
boredom that your dullard senses of humor are indicative of.GET TO WORK!!

On Thu, 18 Apr 1996, Dave Brown wrote:

> At 22:29 4/17/96 -0500, you wrote:
> 
> >On Mon, 15 Apr 1996, Louie Raffloer wrote:
> >
> >> very stupid joke
> >> 
> >> On Mon, 15 Apr 1996, Tom Vincent wrote:
> >> 
> >> > 
> >> > 
> {snip}
> >> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Subject: castaway humor (fwd)
> >> > 
> {snip}
> >> > > Subject: There was this engineer...(On a lighter note)
> >> > >
> >> > >   There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship. . . .
> {big snip}
> >> > >   "Yes there is, the man replied, as he moved closer to the
> >> > >   woman while fixing a winsome gaze upon her, "Tell me ... Do
> >> > >   you happen to have an Internet connection?"
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > Eric C. Bramblett, Attorney 
> >> > [email-masked]
> >> > Austin TX
> >> > 
> >> > 
> >> > 
> >> 
> >
> >
> No, don't stop, share your humor.  I, for one, liked your joke.
> 
> Dave
> 
>

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From: "Szucs" <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 19 Apr 1996 10:31:17 -0400

Perhaps this is some form of humor I'm not familiar with?  If not, then please
would someone send thig guy a case of metamucil, prunes, and wheat germ?

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From: "Szucs" <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 19 Apr 1996 11:25:50 -0400

On Apr 18,  2:21pm, Harold E. McKinney wrote:

>
> I'll buy that.  How about when the girl's father is talking to the preacher,
has painted his shotgun white, and has a flower in the barrel?

	I'd say that's well PAST time to be hittin' the high road as
	Dad-in-law to be probably already has you cuffed to a column
	in the forge to await your fate.

	Note I said "forge", and not "barn", thereby giving this message
	relevance to the art of blacksmithing.

	-Andy V.