Subject: WARNING: A JOKE - NOT AT ALL RELATED TO METAL - YAK - YAK- YAK

From: "[email-masked] 415.855.5707" <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 1996 09:09:04 -0800 (PST)

A friend just sent this and I thought it was pretty funny...

A lady bought a pure bred schnauzer and wanted to show him.  The dog judge 
said he was perfect except that he had too much hair in his ears, so she 
should remove it.  "Gee," says she, "that sounds hard!"  "No," says the 
judge, "just buy some hair remover from the pharmacy and rub it in."  So off 
she goes to the pharmacy and asks for some hair remover. 

"If this is for your underarms," says the pharmacist, "don't wear tight 
blouses for a few days."

"No," says the lady, "it's not for my underarms."

"If this is for your legs, then," says the pharmacist, "don't wear nylons 
for 12 hours."

"No," says the lady, "it's actually for my schnauzer."

"In that case," says the pharmacist,"I wouldn't ride a bike for a week."

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From: Louie Raffloer <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 1996 09:33:48 -0700 (PDT)

OK just to clear my name; That was a very funny joke,sincerely.Clearly 
you can all see the radical difference between the two recent anecdotes.
          
               Castaway Joke= STUPID

               Schnauzer Joke= VERY FUNNY