Subject: YAK-files-YAK

From: "Harold E. McKinney" <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 25 Mar 96 07:25:56 -0500

Here's one I pulled out of a newsgroup and cleaned up:

A woman got a job in a hardware store. During her first morning, a rough 
looking man entered and asked for a file.
"What sort?" she asked.
"I'd like a bastard file" he replied.
The woman was outraged. "How dare you swear at me!" The manager was 
summoned, listened to them both and then took the woman aside. "Its a 
particular type of file, a bastard file. So called because it is half round 
on one side and flat on the other. It is a graded file and can be used for 
many purposes." The woman, though extremely embarassed, apologized and sold the file.

In the afternoon another man came into the store and asked for a file. Eager 
to show off her knowledge the woman responded "One of these bastards?"
"No - one of those f---ers over there."

MAC  Very Tasteful Humorist