Subject: Re: 40 Reasons Dogs . . .

From: [email-masked] (Stev)
Date: 8 Feb 1997 09:22:03 GMT

In article <[email-masked]>, [email-masked] says...
>
>FORTY REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
>
>1. DOGS DON'T CRY
>2. DOGS LOVE IT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS COME OVER
>3. DOGS DON'T CARE IF YOU USE THIER SHAMPOO
[snip]
>38 DOGS FIND YOU AMUSING WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
>39 DOGS CAN'T TALK
>40 DOGS SELDOM OUTLIVE YOU

Well that didnt have much to do with woodworking, but thats pretty 
good. Thanx for the laugh.

stev

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From Paul Ephron Sat Feb 15 11:29:48 EST 1997
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From: Paul Ephron
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Subject: Drilling plywood
Date: 8 Feb 1997 02:29:04 -0700
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Does anyone have a sure fire way of drilling thin (1/4 inch) plywood
so that it does not chip,splinter, and otherwise fall apart. I am
drilling 15/64 inch holes for 1/4 inch dowels. I am making the drill
holes in relatively small pieces of wood (about 1x2 inch) and the
plywood just seems to fall apart on some pieces, while on others it
stays together pretty well. I do not have a drill press, I only have a
hand drill. Thanks for any advice.

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From: [email-masked] (ANDREW BARSS)
Date: Sat, 08 Feb 1997 19:24:54 GMT

>FORTY REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

<asine, rude, unfunny, dork-o-rama attempt at humor 
snipped for the betterment of civilization>

DEAR LYN,

HA HAH!  GOOD WON!   I GOT ONE FER YOU:

Three reasons a lot of people think you're a jackass for posting stuff like
that:

(1)  It's sexist and mean.
(2)  It has nothing to do with this forum.
(3)  It's pathetically unfunny.

	Maybe when you get to high school, you'll learn how to act in public,
eh?  Meanwhile go study for your social studies quiz!

-- Andrew (speaking, as always, for himself, and no one else, much less
his employer)

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From: Bill Pounds <[email-masked]>
Date: Sat, 08 Feb 1997 19:21:58 -0800

> -- Andrew (speaking, as always, for himself, and no one else, much less

Actually, I thought it was extremely funny (though I have seen it
before). Furthermore, my wife thought so too, and she happens to be a
woman as well as a dog lover. I wonder if your employer thinks it was
funny.
-- 
Bill Pounds
[email-masked]

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From: [email-masked] (Stev)
Date: 9 Feb 1997 09:17:34 GMT

>>FORTY REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

[snipped]

>-- Andrew (speaking, as always, for himself, and no one else, much less

A sense of humor will go far in life.

stev

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