Subject: Re: From my nose!

From: Rodney Harmic <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 22:59:10 -0500

Michael Fedock wrote:
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> Last night, my son and I had to do some unexpected sanding.  Suffice it
> to say that an error of tolerance of 1/128" over a series of 35 finger
> joints amounts to a deviation of about 1/4".  Anyway, I didn't use a face
> mask, as I usually do.  This morning, I have been finding the most
> remarkable substances eminating from my nose!  I tried to put them to
> use. So far, I have found them to be excellent wood fillers.  Has anyone
> else found good uses for a wodworker's nose substances?

Yeah, save 'em till you have a ball the size of a softball, bake in your
oven at 250 degrees for 45 minutes, cut 1/2" slices on the bandsaw
attachment to your Norelco razor, then dip the disks in toung oil. 
They make great coaster set gifts. 
Rod

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From: [email-masked]
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 1997 12:49:54 -0500

> > else found good uses for a wodworker's nose substances?

They can be added to your collection that you store under a piano bench.
Didn't you ever see the cartoon "Ren & Stimpy" where Stimpy picks up his
piano bench to show us his stringy effluence saying, "Do you like them?
They are nose goblins. I picked them myself!"

They can also be used as props on The Howard Stern Show.

Last, don't ignore them as a valuable source of salt.
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Daniel