Subject: Sovokinform
From: [email-masked] (Serge Viznyuk)
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 1993 15:23:59 -0400 (EDT)
Newsgroups: talk.politics.soviet,relcom.talk,relcom.politics,relcom.fido.su.general

From: SERGEI YAZVENKO - GEOGRAPHY <[email-masked]>
Subject: Sovokinform (fwd)
 
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Date: Wed, 22 Sep 1993 11:04:41 -0400
From: "S. Burkov" <[email-masked]>
To: [email-masked]
Subject: Sovokinform
 
Ot nashego cheloveka v Msk:
Tankov net,
Grazhdane glavnim obrazom udivleni na chto eti mudaki v "parlamente"
rasschityvayut.
 
Abhaziya. Boi idut uzhe v Suhumi, gruzinskaya aviaciya bombit kvartaly Suhumi,
zanyatye abhazami. Abhazy obstrelivayut iz pushek rajony, kontroliruemye
gruzinami. Shevarnadze v Suhumi i govorit, chto ne sbezhit. Zviadisty v Kutaisi
prikratili ogon' i tozhe poshli na abhazov. Abhazy sbili raketoj grazhdanskij
TU-134, letevshij iz Adlera v Suhumi. Vse pogibli, okolo 30 chel, vklyuchaya
3x mes. rebenka.
 
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From: "Viktor Popov"
Muzhik edet na telege i vezet dern. Navstrechu baba idet s lukoshkom
yaitz. Baba uvidela muzhika i govorit: muzhik dai dernu za yuitsa.
 
From: (Igor Mazin)
Pjatiletku w chetyre putcha!
 
From: [email-masked] ( Yuri Rabinovitch)
Na kryshe gryzlis' zhirnye koty,
Chto, chot' ne narushalo pustoty
kladowok, no dawalo sily zhit' -
Est', znachit, podletsam chego delit'!
 
>From Alex Freed:
Vauchera na hutore bliz Dikan'ki
 
P'yanyj pristaet k intelligentu v trollejbuse:
-Ty kto takoj?
-Pisatel'
-Kakoj esche, na huj, pisatel'?
-Prozaik
-Pro kakih eshche, na huj, zaek?

Posle teatra, yunosha provodil devushku do doma. Ona priglasila ego na chaj.
Posideli, popili chayu. Devushka govorit:
-Nu vse, teper' ty moj...
-Vot esche, moj sama!